News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 9

Welp, I'm unemployed. Gotta decide what to spend the tax dollars of hard-working republicans on first. #liberalproblems

@Jarredliketacos your just mad because you don't have MA pretty mutha fucking face to look at NO MOE! HURRAY #unemployed

Akin stuck his foot in his mouth. Now can we stop talking about it and talk about important stuff, like unemployment and the debt? No? Shit

“@dleacht: unemployment gets boring pretty fast.” really?

Same spot since........I'm so jobless

Randburg, Republic&Oak Ave 261 POWER PLACE Growth Promotions Job Scam!!! Beware unemployed people looking for a job

Went from a high school kid w. a job and an abundance of money to an unemployed broke college kid ?

@charliebass rejects the New Normal under Obama oh high unemployment & massive debt t.co/NuuJiFLm

@JamieSwift_ better then beenin a bum #jobless

Unemployment rates are so high because half of y'all lazy motherfuckers won't get a job...

When people moan constantly about needing money and being unemployed. There's plently of jobs out there, try harder.

Why y'all hate Mondays so much? Y'all unemployed the rest of the days too.

What makes a person say im not going to work for a while and live on unemployment and what man is ok with it.... #StupidDetroiters

Folks at flipkart must be mighty jobless

They r happy peddling negativism and liesRT @VerseCannon: Gujarat has zero unemployment

@_WormyWorm_: Unemployment rates are so high because half of y'all lazy motherfuckers won't get a job...

@WarrenDirk @dphaw net jobs r down where do u live 8.2 unemployment

I’m a broke unemployed college student Gary’s is a luxury at this point

Hmmm...wat u doing? @Princesadz: @fridge_repairer I tink ur jobless just lik me

The White House does not expect to have unemployment rate below 7% until 2015? Are you effing kidding? #tcot #wiunion #p2 #teaparty #GoAway

Twenty two percent of Americans are unemployed, underemployed or simply no longer counted, and half of American households are dependent

@dhdawkins @joeyrfoster @sonjadfoster @tamiadawkins Bol lol RIGHT!! Alright!! Get wrapped around that unemployment line Lolol

Really looking forward to seeing how the unemployed videogame enthusiast on the Apple v. Samsung jury sorts things out.

And at the moment we dont notice because Technological unemployment has decimated the global economy, hiding our usual oil consumption.

@Deadend_Aion I don't have dental insurance yet, and I can't afford to go living off unemployment.

@lexfoxxuk tell me about it, im jobless and always bored x

Things I have done this morning: applied for unemployment, did some laundry, emailed to set up job interview. #determined

If my boss says 'cool beans' one more time I'm gonna be unemployed

if I were to be a lady I can date a guy who's jobless n pray he never get one so far I make money to feed him some of 'em r heartless

@ClaireLBeaumont still enjoying unemployment then?? lol

Less democrat voters to show up at the polls this election? Can't afford the gas or jobless with no cars? I'm not surprised!

@maddow Abolish social security, unemployment ins., labor laws, farm programs? You would not hear of that party again. Eisenhower 1954

I mean if my woman came to me and said... I got fired and im going to live on unemployment I would rethink what type of woman she is

So the people who complained most about it being Monday are the one's who are unemployed..

@ChadMPotts1 It's not one of the top 100. It's the #1 spot in the USA. Unemployment rate is half of national average. t.co/oppKrm1Y

@VegasJessie @Bill1phd inviting student to take out loans for college education only to enter 50% unemployment with huge debt responsible?

Dept of Labor's U-6 Unemployment rate is over 16% !!!! That's on Obama ... and why he's history next year!

Ok, the word for this week is job, J-O-B.... I need one, cuz being unemployed Aint fah me! Lol

@Jack_Smith91 unemployment is where it's at brother!!

@rockanroldie @CarolineLucas If you REALLY want to reduce unemployment: dynamically set banker income tax to 10 times % unemployment = 80%

@brodouche Hey at least you have a job! I'm unemployed, almost broke, and I have no specific skills. Hahaha thanks college.

@RahsaanBall @pudge4man im just saying when he took office unemployment was way over 10% now it down to 8%.. its still an improvement.

Can't see myself not working or on welfare or unemployment!

while, demand gets less as businesses fold, raising unemployment, the highs get lower and the lowers get lower as the economy collapses

Why unemployed people complain about Monday mornings is beyond my comprehension.

@GOP_IMAGE I dont think Boehner is any smarter. He is so toasted he is 50 shades of orange closer to unemployment !

@BarackObama YOU DO NOT STAND WITH WOMEN OR MINORITIES! What is the unemployment numbers' with women and Blacks? WE KNOW YOU!

Dear McDonalds, your receit says still/always hiring so why is there such a high rate of unemployment? -game master jr-

@ConorZeCreature awwww de zeus is jobless! Why?

I ask the voters this. Did the $800 billion stimulus keep unemployment below 8%? Did the passage of Obamcare keep unemployment below 8%?

@PXEconomics @pollytoynbee What is unemployment like in poor ghettoes?

Remind the #Black community... 14% #Jobless #'s is @BarackObama & @VP Biden's record... SAME DUDES who claim @GOP want to #Chain them! @GOP

@Jennafnc I am sitting here unemployed and half the west is on fire, there are millions like me that would head out there to help. Govt ??

Unemployed single mothers talmbout I have so much shit to do before my kid(s) start school. Bitch you had all summer.

Is there anyone on unemployment that would like to trade jobs with me for a couple of weeks? #needsleep

@mattdlhey Another factor that contributes to unemployment is the stringency of South African labour legislation.

Life of the unemployed t.co/991RE6uf

@NicoleDunnier yo #unemployed ass :p

Niggas be tryin to stunt off of unemployment checks

@_DINH Woke up AFTER sunrise. #unemployed

Fuck work. Ima go push bitches out the unemployment line.

@Tedenby_21 lol Im unemployed at the moment. Going swimming soon once my food has gone down.

@kaandiiss just let'em close... it's only monday, no worries... join us in unemployment

We'd be better off it I was unemployed. How does that one work #youngfamilies

I ask those who are unemployed this. Where is Obama's plan to restore your jobs? All I've heard is attacks from him. Not solutions.

@ATouchofCarnage @WhiteFolkProbs I once said that other than being broke and having no income, being unemployed was rad.

I already hate being unemployed #needajob

@BarackObama St. Jude, I pray for the unemployed that God will give them hope in their search for work. May God keep them in His care always

@Cathalmacg No longer have a student status #sadface soooo just jobless...but not for long #WatchThisSpace #OppositeOfLazy :P

Ohio's nonfarm payroll employment increased 11,000 over the month of July 2012. Ohio unemployment rate stayed steady at 7.2% vs 8.3% (U.S.)

@I_Am_Macko looool you're kind of jobless. Anyways how was your first day? Friend? Lectures?

“@tat_meUP: Fuck work. Ima go push bitches out the unemployment line.”

bankers are partly responsible but only play a bit part in this whole mess. The banks are not responisible for technological unemployment

@ryancmack @mizflame98 U say you're 4 econ literacy

Well I'm off to the unemployment office

Certified my first unemployment check. I'm glad I'm a drain on the system now. Because thats the only thing unemployed ppl are. #notreally

@Intrepid_MB So i started an unemployed game on FM, end of first season Wenger gets sacked and i get offered the Arsenal job........

Fingers crossed I get a phone call back for this job!!! #unemployed #nogood

@AlainGodbout1 Stats don't lie.QC's immigrant retention low.Other provinces do better.Unemployment rate among immigrants lower in ROC. 2/2

Nevada: > 12% unemployment under Obama! US now with 16 Trillion $ debt under Obama! The economy in shambles under Obama! What a jerk!!!

Hats off to the border force agent who said once i maintain the house i am not unemployed...personal manager, something but unemployed

My avg Tweets per day is 12 since.. And der r some people whose avg. Is 500 per day, now that's UNEMPLOYMENT on a serious note !

But then I realize I'm jobless and have no money

@Iamfemlakers cos I was jobless

@crazedcleofus I'm unemployed today. Have time to do some more music?

The unemployed must hate it when folks complain about Mondays. Don't worry, I love having a job! Oh crap...now I'm rubbing it in their face.

WTF IS UP TODAY GUYS WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HANG #currently #unemployed

@PentlandM well you have to take into consideration that it is very hard to stay grounded as a part time baller/unemployed gent

Hi @TheDemocrats last month unemployment rose in 44 states but by all means lets keep talking about #Romney tax returns & now skinny dipping

Ever wish you were unemployed?

If your job is getting money or being a boss, chances are you're righteously unemployed. Goodbye.

First day of class today...o wait never mind I #graduated and I'm #unemployed .. I'll lay in bed longer I guess

day one of being unemployed, let's see how she goes shall we? #sleepIn #coffee&waffles #satc

Im thankful that, im not homeless, pregnant, or jobless.

@Huwsforhire I think I'm just meant to be unemployed forever.

@ICULATER Had not Bush EXPANDED government by 900K jobs the unemployment wouldn't have been as low as it was under him.

If money given to the 1%ers created jobs, there would be NO unemployment AS THEY ARE CURRENTLY SITTING ON TRILLIONS. #GOP LIES

@ircowanmeow 65. IT'S A LOT TO ME BECAUSE I'M JOBLESS, HUHUHUHU.

Since 2008, 3.6 million Americans have been added to Social Security's disability insurance program. Yet another way unemployment is masked.

I need to get back into my routine! Being unemployed has thrown me off! Hitting up the gym & getting more bow supplies!