News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 17

Somebody told me to get a sleeve tattoo... shit hell fucking nah that's #unemployment!!! right there ...

@entirelyunique yaya i know how life has changed eh? i am soo scared when i graduate in 6 months i will be jobless on JSA totally depressed.

I am so jobless I am watching a Uday chopra movie Pyar Impossible #fmlfact

Do the unemployed drink coffee?

My 1 wk unemployment vacation starts out with an emergency vet visit :( t.co/EO29NkA3

Can u still file your unemployment while ur in jail, n have it sent on you commissary? I mean u can sumbody n have them file 4 u online.

African Americans are 40% unemployment the highest in history... yet weave & weed sales are the highest in history...

wheres all my unemployed heads at

Lewenza: #newunion will be democratic, active and committed to building a better country, working with social movements, unemployed #caw2012

@lexstaley the stimulus failed bc the entire purpose was to keep unemployment under 8% and didn't Unemployed and underemployed is over 20%

Bitch. Dnt No nigga want a Unemployed Gurl. If dnt like it. TF Make u think do.. Go get a JOB &get Off twitter wit yo #outOfWrkAzz

@PassionsJuice lmao the munchies were real and cash point was far. I think he is just as jobless as ever.

unemployed is another don't be a menace in south central while drinking yo juice in the hood !

@biswajeet01 @PrabhuChawla Do you know what is will do to rate of unemployment in India!! :)

@HinoteHouka @MsMarieMartinez Reed is the company name we help thoes who are unemployed seek a job and provide training

@Davi_Beatz Bruh you unemployed stfu lol

@ryanagarcia @philliptmiller @keith_angel we gotta wait till me and Keith get our unemployment checks in then we'll head that way.

Jeremy Kyle show is going to be a whole different show now......stupid unemployed teenagers that cant spell.....oh right, same as normal

Remember that one time that my job got outsourced to the Philippines. Hello unemployment? #jesussaveme #fuck

Am an unemployed grad oo, pray I get a job soon @bobjee77

A face tattoo is a great way to secure a jobless future.

@br00kiecookie YOU HAVEEEE TO DO ITTTTTTTT #WUT and yeah I guess since I'm gonna be jobless and bored ughhhhhhhh

MT @jimgeraghty: Obama uses the word economy on the stump much less frequently than he did 4 years ago, when only 5.7% were jobless.

@darrenjmc are most of the replies unemployed ?

@smarties1093 that's true, but it's still not the same as sitting at home unemployed, for example.

The jobless rate has gone up in 44 states in the last month. The other six apparently already ran out of jobs years ago.

No longer unemployed. Boom.

Dumme @AceofSpadesHQ : ``One day we can make the A-word socially unacceptable and taboo. And maybe the U-word (unemployment).??

Dear guy wearing the to do list: nothing top, hows unemployment and the single life treating you???

Your own business > A Career > A Job > Unemployed

they just don't get it the middle classes,2them all this unemployment is a thing4the poor who they look down on

Drunk hobo jobless tramps are so funny to listen to, they are trying to trade using shoes as currency #tramplife

some directors whose films I'll be watching whilst unemployed. gearing up. and yes, the makhmalbafs. t.co/NHpozDAu

All the unemployed folks I know and these loud mouth broads got jobs! What the fuck part of the game is that?

Picking my little sister up from her first day in jr high... Yep I'm cool ha. #unemployed

I am a Scientist not an Economist, God knows why I'm even doing a course in Ecos. Unemployment/Inflation/GDP :/ hayi no. #BrainFreeze

Love reading statuses and tweets about everyones 1st day of school and here I am unemployed and watching pop up video #stepbrotherslife

@Lucy_T_ Thanks babe, will phone your unemployed ass soon #layabout x

With where ? am right now ? would pass for been jobless,tho most ladies be wishing their men wore my shoe but what can ? say the power of P'

“@de5ouza: Homeless jobless, no difference both tramps haha” I was thinkin, where would they put their certificates? haha you bellend!

Omg! I sound jobless =.=

@bezzarguy1 Steady high unemployment and record deficits are facts. Any more bible quotes?

@bubbawatson Next thing you know, augusta will be admitting same sex partners more minorities and hand out memberships to the unemployed

@CaitLomas and just to point out, I had nothing to do with it lol, I didn't think it was fair they only asked unemployed @bookangel_emma

“@TC_Ingram Your own business > A Career > A Job > Unemployed”

I miss being jobless :(

The way you screem my name makes me feel like im that nigga but im still unemployed #TeamOcean !

@jonihle No, I think some data like unemployment, GDP and repossessions, you can use the term worse

Gonna get fired so I can collect unemployment and sit at the house all day.

Unemployment is a choice. I can show you how to start your OWN business today.

#DescribeAFollowerWithOneWord Jobless (without income, sans jobby job, incapable of work by self infliction)

@BuzzEdition Can I just tell you how inspiring you are? I would love to do what you do! I am unemployed and looking for something new to do.

@_emmafoster I don't agree haha but regardless, abortion is a non issue. The country is at risk with 4 more years of unemployment and tax...

I just realized I'm unemployed, first time since I got a job in 2008. Lol

@jeanniemcbride Obama also opened the door for litagators to encourage the unemployed to get on disability. What a complete mess.

this low budget movie (unemployed) is hilarious

@dvntownsend @ille_crop aww the listening party is private. any chance for us unemployed proles who sleep in late to listen? D:

I AM SO CRANKY WHAT EVEN. I am going to be unemployed forever and end up like one of those ladies with lots of sweaters and a grocery cart.

@MasedGod I found some joy in being unemployed

CH-RIST!!! Hope I get a job in Preston! I'm that much of a top waiter and bartender they can't refuse me! Hate being unemployed...

Obama doesn't want to talk about how 44 states have higher unemployment rates in July. Gov't doesn't create jobs - but it can destroy them

“@killanabzilla: wheres all my unemployed heads at” fuck off

I'm unemployed

@Jobless_Enginer what is it?

Officially unemployed :'(

@MagicalBaboon Dislike! I've found them to be pretty helpful when I was unemployed.

Unemployment is your opportunity to receive money while doing absolutely nothing

@madisonmbranch come take me to Kroger then #carless #jobless #hungry #lazy

@_Harlot being unemployed and a scumbag mostly, looking for jobs zzz

I didn't know being unemployed would be this freaking boring.

@ryancmack Obama and the Democratic Party have doubled black unemployment, lately. @ljkthegreat @blackrepublican

@Su1cideSe4son_ and i would e forever unemployed but i am stupid and awkward anyway so that'd be okay

Anotha day anotha dollaaa but that's it bc when you're jobless you dont make shit. Unlesss you own a corner. #candy

@rolandsmartin millions of unemployed care more about our incompetent failure of a president, not a stupid comment. Get a clue. @dminor85

me and @_luCclaire are going to remain jobless forever

Monday's like these make me glad I'm unemployed lol..

Can't for college to start up again being jobless over the hasn't been nice lol. I've enjoyed being lazy though.

Unemployment makes you paint your nails like this.. t.co/c4XB2cOY

@followj1 @MittRomney if you like big #government, high #gas prices, high #unemployment and more #regulations #vote #obama2012!

@deansmee_mufc your the sort of guy who is pissed half the time,unemployed,thinks there hard by saying shit on twitter #disgrace #sortitout

Unemployment ROSE in 44 states...but Obama thinks THAT is success! REALLY? What is he smoking? #tcot #tpp #wcot @OMGforAmerica

what a beautiful day, feels good to be unemployed

@bRYEian Hope it works out for you man. I was unemployed for a year in 2009-2010 and it SUUUUUUUUUCKED!

Tennis elbow, an unemployment date and I've come home to a blocked sink. Keep it up Monday, you're doing FABULOUS.

@LawKid11 right because the republicans have a history of aiding the poor & unemployed

@whizaad its a app for messaging and calling...

Ive been unemployed for over a year now!

@JNyen I'm sure Merritt will be busy all week consulting with unemployed managers about what to do next.

@ryancmack @blackrepublican I though u said your a thinker? Black unemployment are higher under the Dems, as a whole. Please get your fact

Being unemployed is so fucking boring

#unemployed and #uninsured - waiting to be seen at a walk-in health clinic. Taking guesses on how much this will cost #healthcare

Unemployed 17 year olds 'arranging holidays' on Facebook, just too much hilarity to handle

Rule #19 of being unemployed: When Tremors is on cable, you drop what you're doing, and you watch it. #wronggdamnrecroom

Stay Thirsty, Stay Foolish #Jobs for jobless peoples...

@adamcorvinelli @MikeGiglio9 I'm not unemployed I just can't work cause I'm injured retard

@StephKennedy18 alright. next week when were jobless SLEEPOVER

So I will officially be jobless on Sept 10, imma be struggling after:( #damn

@iKickToddlers why is the unemployment rate for college graduates high though smh college grads should get jobs before ppl with HS diploma

and now we get more hassle from people needing a ride from the unemployment office

@sakuraso the assumption is ANY job is enough to cover it. While you are initially unemployed, you can claim council tax benefits though