News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 40

According to experts, sex is about 10 times more effective as a tranquilliser than Valium... hoes leaving unemployed psychiatrists...

who cares about position, you can be ceo and miserable without knowing love, or unemployed with the best and truest feeling in the universe.

Unemployment line,credit card declined lol

k “@girlish_lava: Oya all of u jobless Followers of mine... Let's start a trend...I start trends,so I'm a demi God”

Record personal debt, structural unemployment, declining manufacturing, hurtful immigration policies. But let’s talk about Medicare and sex

Goverment moans about unemployment,HEY GIVE ME A JOB THEN

@ken_nar I am thinking of to place a donation box of my trust in Texas and pay you the unemployment fund through that >:D

@Jesse_Hirsch @rose_garrett It's the unemployed fisherman look. Definitely not fedorable.

Sub? :( @girlish_lava: Oya all of u jobless Followers of mine... Let's start a trend...I start trends,so I'm a demi God

@Jury To be fair they've known about the structural unemployment for more than 30 years. Seem odd to expect them to care now.

I wanna go jobless & make money by putting this bitch to work on tbe streets .

@Gotti985 You not gon drop me off & you go back and lay your ass down in the bed meaning unemployed

@Donavan188 @BarackObama what has obama fixed? What has he done to improve economy? How is he dealing with the unemployment rate?

Unemployed booyah!

You know what I miss about talking to jobless/carless girls... Nothing at all.

I Really think @piersmorgan is a jobless fool

@TrueSelfmade i always have to remind myself to be thankful for my job bcuz theres sooo many ppl unemployed. but I know how those days feel

@KidBrightwillow Serious question: Are you a professional troll, or just unemployed with no life and doing it for fun?

Haha legal age for sex is 14 now, more unemployment!!

@leftyguns27 Bc if there are two things Obama is good at, they are increasing # ppl on food stamps and keeping unemployment high.

16000 children living with grandparents in Australia. Decreasing... Perhaps due to improving unemployment and poverty? #acwa

@GregMcBride8 well i was made aware that you're currently unemployed so i was trying to do a brother a favour... slap to the face.

It says something about my susceptibility to stereotypes, but in trivia, I'm wary of the team that looks like unemployed magicians.

#MakeStuffUp Obama: 16 million people have been unemployed for 42 months, my plan to fix it, is to get Romney’s 2002 tax return.

@Beanz_Moreno I thought she was back at BK? Well damn, whats up with that hotel firing everyone like that! Get yo ass on unemployment,

Unemployed life....

@Team_Dbanj & @DBANJTEAM .. Both of you should hold a consensus & send 1 person at a time.. Jobless DBanj freaks!! Buttlickers...

As of 2 minutes ago, I now have $400 in savings. Pretty freaking good for an unemployed high schooler if I do say so myself :D

@Callum_Thomas I am guessing the increase in people leaving to Aus is driven by Christchurch leavers, and still high unemployment in NZ

#MakeStuffUp We will not go over 8% unemployment.

@abigailrhunter it was the slug that made me re-evaluate my life. 23, jobless, homeless&listening to Disney doesn't even touch the surface!

First day of classes for students at IU. Makes me wish I was back in class. Welcome to #unemployment

@dolcetima25 i swear ur unemployed tho

Ghen ghen !! @sirFIZZ: k “@girlish_lava: Oya all of u jobless Followers of mine... Let's start a trend...I start trends,so I'm a demi God”

Ooh boy 10000 tweets am very jobless oooh!!

Can someone pls explain to me why changing your avi to stacks of hun'eds when you're clearly unemployed is cool?

@Gord_Perrin being unemployed is just so legit though #bro

@ShezKay just 4 :p its been 3 years since I was into that stuff, I was unemployed at the time and needed something for boredom XD

How can u ask someone unemployed to hold sum $$$ but u got a job

@cyxoxo32 she did but she had an interview at cardinal services. I didn't think about unemployment lol I will though. That hotel is retarded

LOL seconded! “@ZayyanZizou: I Really think @piersmorgan is a jobless fool”

@BarackObama unemployment still above 8 percent.

Coming to school unemployed with no class Monday and Friday feels weird lol too much time on my hands hehe

@Roxanne_Bee :hhmm sound very serious.....+ i agree wif dat#to all jobless gbagaun detectors*long hiss*

Unemployment has its perks i guess t.co/nErtlyrT

I don't get people's twitter names. Like somebody will call themselves money master or like all bout da money and be unemployed

95% will still vote Obama. MT @NathanHale1775 Black unemployment is at historic levels. Obama has no plan to put black America back to work

I just sit back and chat with myself#Jobless

@OccupyNaija @DBANJTEAM also fighting on twitter is for ODEs and jobless people. We are busy here

@OfficalKeef I'm broke as fuck. I'm unemployed. I quit remember.

@DorothyLucey @TYTEPSteve @TYTonCurrent It's a Guy thing,or in my case Justadude trying 2Save Damsels in Distress,or unemployment in ur case

havin a few sips on this fine evening - love having unemployed friends #thebest @deeplucker

@JamaJuiceee naw she mean .... These jobless bastards be the first ones to holla ION PLAY BOUT MY KIDS ... I be like well obviously u do

@Lyssa1015 wow what a bitch :/ can you call unemployment to get paid for the hours she cut?

Which idiot decided on dropping the age to have sex to 14 now there's gunna be even more kids jobless needing money

@BarackObama that unemployment us still above 8 percent.

@mariku_danceboy thats a deep quote for all those broke ass dancers, jobless dancers but talk about wanting dance to pay their bills etc.

I'm honestly the George Costanza of my group of friends. I'm the only unemployed person and I never have money.

@Beanz_Moreno why not. unemployment is the new job, dont ya know.

@rumblindurango @yvonison People on Wall Street are doing better than ever, while unemployment is about 8%. It's a telling observation.

Yo... Veggie Tales, mad funny! I lost my job... at the unemployment office. ROFL~

If you're an unemployed black man with a family the LEAST you can do is cut the grass! Smh. Pathetic.

@BarackObama Uv already raised taxes on 100%, raised gas prices, unemployment, fewer in job national pool, devalued personal wealth by 5%.

Why aren't Democrats pissed off that Obama spent trillions in stimulus bailouts and our unemployment numbers are high.

“@briannamm_: havin a few sips on this fine evening - love having unemployed friends #thebest @deeplucker” you know dis all day er day!!

Reports Show unemployment are still high yet #Stratford retailers are empty. Why?

@BarackObama unemployment still over 8 percent.

Well of we go into a world of jobless ppl to go and peovw ourselves to those suits at the f?!'n goverment

@MsReeces Oh I know it's not. But I see so many people jobless but they love to sit and smoke all day!

@NigelD6 ur jobless

unemployment has never felt sooooo good

i honestly didnt know link was for people who were unemployed. i swettagod, i was always wondering why we aint have one. we need to get one

in case you couldn't tell, i'm watching fuse's sexiest britney spears video countdown. and i'm unemployed. #butbritneysonallnight?

Yo all unemployed / students / people with day off. Beach Friday - #WHATAREUSAIN

MT @sarahcgoldstein Why aren't Democrats pissed that Obama spent trillions...unemployment numbers are high...Ah, Michelle has fabulous arms?

@BarackObama what about that unemployment rate? Huh? Yeah no plan.

And just like that, Brian McClennan joins thousands of other unemployed Kiwis. #Sheenius

First day of law school was fun. Nice to be around a bunch of fellow smart young people who are going to be unemployed in three years.

It's so hard and confusing getting a job nowadays they said I had the job but I'm still unemployed WTF

Jobmore is the opposite of jobless right? Well if that is true, then I have been jobmore for three months and potterless long before that.

lets think about this real quick, u have a29 yr old black male, unemployed, uninsured and has a tooth ache

@NigelD6 2 jobless

Will someone please tell President @BarackObama to stop using the word folks and replace it with the words, unemployed or broke!

But still I think it's bad that I'm 16 yet jobless._.

@shru_the_Rani jobless

Working with the rents. Blah. Hate this jobless crap !

@SpreadButter I'm strongly pro-life, but I agree with you... large deficits, staggering economy, high fuel and grocery prices, unemployment.

One good thing about unemployment is stumbling across fun TV like this Bunheads marathon.

@Naturallbabe lots of job opportunities, that would decrease the amount of unemployed people, + it would end so many criminal organisations

I'm making my money with a 9-5 while you're bumming off. Unemployment seeking ass. Get a job. Smh.

Being unemployed is fun hahaha

@MrHepzn @MichaelTiyce What's not to like about it? low inflation interest unemployment consumers spending up, debt coverage 9.6% of GDP?

I love getting girls numbers and I love it even more when it's my boss' daughters number. Looks like I'll be filing for #unemployment soon

Day 1 of unemployment = quad riding, job searching and playing Just Dance all night. #livinthedream

@olliepelling yes around and unemployed.

@DarrenFreedom In the four years he's been office, Black unemployment has grown while white unemployment has lowered. Who he fighting for?

@hollyanderton I'm unemployed atm I cannot

@BarackObama is this all you got? I bet there are a lot of unemployed women out there that would like to go back to work. What about that?

Face tatts jus scream IM UNEMPLOYED

Jobless is chicharito comin to arsenal!!!