News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 36

I'm going somewhere unlike all you jobless fucks who take easy as shit classes.

@NicoleePhillips Because every time I've had the money I had spend it elsewhere, mainly college... And being jobless means no money.

Less than 5 weeks till unemployment and a river trip. Packing is weird!

@ChristianKane01's Something's Gotta Give story of my life! After 4 yrs of support fam on my own while hubby is unemployed is getting old!

@kc_tellem ill bbysit lol but you still need somebody when you go to class. Jutt unemployed n Celest love kids then when she older daycare

@hitmansonline can you repeat this in comprehensible English as some of us don't speak peasant / chav / unemployed. #getbacktoschool

So this government have tripled uni fees, caused mass unemployment, effed up pensions & lowered the legal sex age to 14. GR8 JOB.DICKS.

Has there ever been an Unemployed Rose? #rot #roseoftralee

@Chocolatemama38 Please, tell me where you get your statistics on poverty, unemployment, etc? The voices in your head?

Cherry Springer and Unemployment Lime ~ more ghetto Otter Pop flavors.

All of my unemployed followers come kick it with me at the mall you aren't doing anything anyway

I'm still unemployed.

@Zimmer913KC thanks bro. I really dont think we could both be unemployed.

Is This the AGE of Decadence, Gluttony and Narcissism as millions are homeless, jobless, hopeless? DESPITE what the Media is NOT saying?

@bmburp16195 I have a job , what are you implying, or plying for business? How much commission are you leeches getting from unemployed folk

@LoVeLy_kYiiA and I think it's like hobby lobby idk girl lol I got a couple interviews thru the unemployment office and that was one of them

@BarackObama Under you plan, the middle class is lucky to be middle class. Record nos of unemployed and underemployed. Jobs council or golf?

Unemployment higher today than when @BarackObama took office. #obamaisntworking, my friends! Time 4 @MittRomney! #RomneyRyan2012 #tcot #GOP

I must have the wrong email address on my resume, cause none of the jobs I applied for are contacting me #unemployed

LOL @ 'mutually agreed to part ways' ... yes, I want to be unemployed and have my job future affected by being unceremoniously sacked

Unemployed. Social assistance is always hiring ! #welfareday

Unemployed youth in #Tunis tell us their only option is to leave the country. They say they expected more after the revolution

Yeah I can bench press 300lbs... Hahahah my dad needs to shut up.

@RowenaGoLD: Lol @idohou: Dear @iyanya, why remix with @iamdbanj your career go finish o, no say I no warn u o jobless beings

Eating a PayDay #unemployed

A relationship is like a job when you slack off, you get fired, & someone else get's promoted. That's why a lot of people are unemployed.

This yung man named unemployment@CHUCKGEA: Who gave my wallet bioslim mara?

And them coke boy shirts guarantee you a life of unemployment

@IamRAVEnclaw Spoken like the sensitive Berkenstock wearing, pot smoking, unemployed hippie you are #legitimaterape

“this -----> @texdidit: And them coke boy shirts guarantee you a life of unemployment”

Single mom

@UncleRUSH @gwen30011 @blackrepublican Why Under Obama the poor has got poorer!? 15% black unemployment & 40% black teenage unemploy! Wakeup

RFT @MsTianaNicole: “this -----> @texdidit: And them coke boy shirts guarantee you a life of unemployment”

@ForeverLC_ I'm good fav couldn't feel better only down fall is I'm jobless -_- & i got my baby back in my life :)

then you are going to be jobless nigga @msCOUTUREdoll.

@Big_Al_McLeish @agent_itk ye your unemployed for a reason. No chance. #dreamon

The difference between working from home and being unemployed? That first check. Shit just got real, son!

@CrossroadsGPS and it may fall. So there is that.. Unemployment may rise again. Dumbest political spin I have heard all day.

I don't bother anyone...yet folk steady trying me! && it's these unemployed folks who keep up mess!

jobless hoes

@texdidit: And them coke boy shirts guarantee you a life of unemployment true

@sammacdonald23 this is how we celebrate being unemployed... biggest prettiots #imscared t.co/NOJOavFk

10 days till I'm unemployed again #Hurrah #EmploymentisOverrated #TaxDodgingStudent

A bar sent me a Facebook friend request. This unemployment thing is going pretty well if I say so myself.

As The Stone Roses described themselves last night the sound of the unemployed. Sounds glamourous to me

@MizzRina Yup, I'm on semesters now and that weekend works. Btw, I became unemployed the same day you became employed haha.

#Its2012And unemployment rate is going down

@unemployed_alex's father is describing a woman's body to us in extreme detail. I'm uncomfortable. help SOS

Its always the unemployed people with many followers. Cause their job is on twitter.

@HenryBooth269 The more someone wi a job turns on the jobless the more they exhibit their lack of basic skills...ie unemployable dunces

@_MikeMaverick you really don't say anything that would cause you to be unemployed

@redtigers87 i was unemployed for a couple weeks. Now im a laborer for angelo iafrate

So I really wanna go shopping.. But I guess you need money for that.. And I guess you need a job for that....... #unemployed #broke

@seiyaharris I feel like I've read everything on that square, in every combination. But then I have been super unemployed.

Im not home and im jobless their for im a brokeass nigger. @_maliklovsnacks

This American Apparel scarf can be worn 38 different ways! All you have to do is be an unemployed and very uninhibited size double-zero.

@kap5251 i to am unemployed but looking! Bummed cause im lonely and bored

#MakeStuffUp by the end of my first term, i'll cut the deficit by 50% and have unemployment below 6%, or i'm a one term President #obama2012

If you take the romney change the poor will go without food lines and the unemplioyed will go without unemployment checks

#benefitbritain I'm making sacrifices while the unemployed are living the life of luxury! It's about time we kicked this country up the arse

Unemployed after Friday ... Fuck!

As of 12/31/2006, the unemployment rate was 4.4% and the federal debt was about $8.7T. 3 days later on 1/3/2007,Democrats took control #tcot

“@Sthcalguy6: @IamRAVEnclaw Spoken like the sensitive Berkenstock wearing, pot smoking, unemployed hippie you are #legitimaterape” PUSSYYY

Love being unemployed

Let's be honest, for a moment I was startin to be ok with gettin unemployment benefits cuz I could spend some more time wit my babies

Its About to Be Alot Of UNEMPLOYED Muthafuckas

Waiting in line blows asshole, I wonder how the people do it at the unemployment office office. #StayInSchool

ahhh the spirit of the 1980s. i remember it well. i drank it all day every day because i was unemployed the entire time #newsnight

Come on. Supporting Man United can't be your only hustle ... Ouchea bragging about United's trophies, while you're unemployed #smh

Goodbye unemployment .. Hello Bath & Body Works ... My home job . Feels good to be back .. phone call today , start tomorrow ! #GodisGood

Im dat Nigga, but im still unemployed.

@Wiseolemama Yes thank God the Brother lives in Chicago (Jobless I might add cuz he's a lazy fuck) & the sister is in CO.

@SaskGatz OK, that sounds tasty too. I am having martini tonight! (the joys of being unemployed)

So I have an appointment at the job centre tomoz, at 830 AM, good job I'm not a stereotype unemployed person or I'd be raging..

These bitches about to be jobless fucking with me!!!!

Dems excited when NJ unemployment rate went up, says @GovChristie.You couldn't swing a cat by the tail last week & not see an excited Dem

@kyleallen1997 Do you have any idea how many people in the US are jobless or homeless?

Why does everyone with a job owe me money? It's fucking ridic that I'm 19 and jobless with more money.

@Benbrading there's also a recession on. and once the kick all 5 million disability on to ESA, there will be 7 million unemployed people...

praying i get the job, hate being unemployed

@archiemohan @sngoodall95 @CarrotHead @Eimmyxox @Got4wheels & unemployment reached record low levels prior 2 w.r

How you unemployed with a mistress?? How does that work??

@BenFConroy @alexhern Unemployment is working well for you

@KieranBurns lol I can't do scifi/unemployed devils/star wars etc but I don't mind Harry potter...

Might be jobless my name isn't on the new schedule.....

da way you say my name make me feel like im dat nigga,. but im still unemployed.

@katyabroad truth. and im unemployed and have nowhere to be

If i hear n me no jobless o @fjbabz @iam_wb

@tomarris banks giving credit cards to unemployed people with debt? No wonder there's a fucking recession.

going to make a new movie, 28 weeks later

Ready for next week i need to get paid a real check no unemployment lol

I'm conflicted now, weighing my options here, I've applied for both unemployment & the job, we'll let God guide me Lord knows I'm indecisive

JOBS. ECONOMY. FAST & FURIOUS. SOLYNDRA. ILLEGAL EXECUTIVE ORDERS. STIMULUS MONEY TO DONORS. CORZINE. ECONOMY. UNEMPLOYMENT... #NOBAMA #Tcot

#RTB2012 Left me broke af, jobless, and grounded but fuck it, that shit was FUN!!!! #Worthit

@CpnSweatBands well..I'm jobless so basically whenever my mum's looking happy ill pounce

Yu jobless die ..e sure me!@T_ee_mex: If i hear n me no jobless o @fjbabz @iam_wb

Busy beings I c u @DBANJTEAM: @idohou: Dear @iyanya, why remix with @iamdbanj your career go finish o, no say I no warn u jobless beings

jobless... again...

My mom tried giving my chicken nuggets away to this unemployed bastard. #FuckYouMario.

@katilee_7 when are you done work? I'm jobless so let's hangout soon?