News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 33

I quit. Jobless. Yayyyyyy.

@_nat_b_ Draco is a daddy's boy Quirrel becomes unemployed the sorcerers stone is destroyed by DUM-BLE-DORE *deep breath*

@SOphEEaah: @Somto_Metro @_Zaragozaa LOl u guys na i was jobless *sigh. Go and plant trees.

Draco is a daddies boy quirell becomes unemployed the sorcerers stone is destroyed by dumbledore

This is stupid but I'm comparing brides... I'm Free and jobless u see

@HannahChadook unemployment

@Automotive_News #EngineersShortage. +5000 Automotive engineers fluent in English unemployed in Spain. Just publish contact #Spanishtalent

I feel bad when I don't tip people at Sonic. But then again I'm jobless..

You're right, dang the failed Bush policies. Dang that Akin comment for causing 8.3% unemployment. -@DLoesch

The increase in summertime construction is not enough to offset school closings, hence the July unemployment numbers. #bootlegeconomist

Will be jobless after next week. #sosad #notreally

My degree is now over. Time to get on with unemployment.

@helenbrowes better! I have to have hand physio and strap them up for a month! Thank god I am unemployed.. Ha! How are you? X

Jst went and gt my last paycheck...officially unemployed... Ian shit :\

The Way You Say My Name, Makes Feel Like I'm That Nigga, But I'm Still Unemployed..

Have fun in the unemployment line

@BarackObama Claim: The private sector is doing fine. Truth: 42 consecutive months of unemployment over 8% #liberaltraslated

There is this particular fool that has refused to stop asking me useless questions on ask.fm...stupid jobless youth *sighs*

Well I drove threw a bunch of uneducated, unemployed, white, skinheads. Not sure they were rioting or just living their sad lives... #riots

Ha, okay then. Stay jobless!

And now for my next trick, watch me make the unemployment rate drop to 4.6% in just two short months!

To everyone that's says urinalysis tests should be mandatory to receive federal unemployment benefits, go fuck yourselves.

@f5here I'm good. Jobless and sleepless.

.@YoYoBumChuk this election is NOT about Obama's 42 months of +8% Unemployment...it's about Romney's Dog and what a MO politician said! #p2

Wait but seriously where did all these jobless hipsters come from?

Niggeropoly. Featuring famous locales such as 8 Mile, KFC, and the Unemployment Office.

@_Joknee_ that's good, I can't call you jobless anymore

@zgourley Phew! Good! This unemployment thing was nerve-wracking for sure.

@ErinBrownxx unemployed kid?

The only good thing about living w my parents and being unemployed right now is sunny days & the pool in the backyard

@ILL_DEE lool . Jobless boy . How far ?

I hate being a jobless :/ #bumlife

I guess I will start putting in applications tomorrow... I can't sit around unemployed for 3 months

We're sending another robot to Mars. That should help the unemployed a lot.

@cyn_thia01 this girl @jesuspinkin na biggest mumu,who cares what she wants?jobless ass

Also can I just say not being funny but it appears to me that it's all the uneducated chavs and jobless scum bags .. Stop there benefits!!

@FunmiOsunde: @ILL_DEE lool . Jobless boy . How far ?Don't mind me jorh...I'm jst der

fucking scouse cunts all jobless pricks who live off benefits

@Courtney_Menges yep day 6 of unemployment

@Qui3tStorm0614 nah but they need to im going straight to unemployment lol

is no longer unemployed yayyyyy

@ChestyLaRue73 @TheLaughinPig yes i work why do you ask in the first place i wonder( oh only the unemployed go pig bashing u think

@bway07 Same here! I have no clue why some people like to be unemployed. It's so boring.

@StephanieRJF Sorry if i bugged you with the shirt ideas it just gave me something to do for a week unemployment sucks.

If you're jobless that's alright. But don't ever concot rumours that could potentially ruin someone's livelihood cuz u mad

“@dann_mozza: @abbb_ie @sophtreas classy gyal #lambrinichicks” only thing we can afford #jobless

Throwing in my walgreens towel for the 2nd time. It's been real, see you hopefully never ? #unemployed #thankgodforparents

I wish I went to real college so I didn't have to work. #unemployment sounds nice

@ryanauersuxx no loool still jobless :(

@ddurbin1963 No. Lawyer and I were fighting for my unemployment today. The plot thickens. He said COMPARTMENTIZE! Lawyer speak?

I have never been more happy to be unemployed

@marklevinshow This article is totally correct-unleash the entrepreneurial spirit and unemployment will fall

job application submitted. lets see how it goes. time to apply to some more. #jobhunt #unemployed

.@Chocolatemama38 What have liberals done for Latinos? Record deportations and 11% unemployment. Hope is great but you can't pay bills w/ it

but they were all broke, or jobless and you think im gonna listen to you mothafuckas!!!! lmao

@thedirtybird33 LMFAO I just busted out laughing hahahahahah nappy rootz

@sazmo17 hope it's all kicking off gonna watch tomorrow since I'm unemployed. Keep her in for the drama!

I love waking up every morning and smelling the sweetness of unemployment

The RACE CARD may not be working as well as Dems thought. Especially with 25% of them Unemployed. Now Dems are playing the RAPE CARD!

PART OF THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE!!

For all you unemployed high school kids, enjoy your summer while you still can! #worksucks

@backtogoalfox if you need an unemployed friend, I'm here for you. #borinhell

I've got a new job on the unemployment line ! #breakeven #thescript #songs

Some brown rust coloration... Papers... My business papers. And what do you do sir? I'm unemployed...

@LOLGOP You can't be serious... The POTUS said unemployment wouldn't go above 8%. It has been above ever since.

How is it an unemployed former cogressman and his wife who makes less than $200,000 a year can afford a $3.3 MILLION apt in New York City?

@dorothy_wright @M_Star_Online Do NULabour think their core voters want to pay tax so that the unemployed/feckless can live in Chelsea ?

.@_GorgeouslyBad sure Unemployment, Debt, Food and Gas Prices are all higher now than when Obama took office...but, he can sing! #Obama2012

Uyanya! Lmfao! @Traznazz: I love waking up every morning and smelling the sweetness of unemployment

having to pay for gas sucks as is, but it's even worse when you're unemployed #broketweet

@unemployed_alex lol glad I can entertain you!

Gonna get some clam chowder, lay in bed, watch Weeds and enjoy my last day of unemployment...lol

Finished work on Friday. First day unemployed and I'm already bored af #HurryUpSchool #2moreweeks

Why«@adah1981 I feel so unemployed»

#Jobless #Carless #LicenseLess

PSA: a lot of these females in Seattle are jobless !!! But A LOT are also employed!! Tips hat to the hard working females out there

Unemployment FTW! (For The WINZ)

Last years riots: a simple excuse for greed in a section of the population blaming it on unemployment issues. Absolutely diabolical.

I had a great day surfing!!! Some days I enjoy being unemployed

@YoYoBumChuk if only Todd Akin wouldn't have said what he said...Obama could lower Unemployment and the $16 trillion Debt.

Counting down the days for my annual unemployment stint #BackToSchool #12days

LMAO my dad just made fun of @tequkayla's wind blown hair. Kayla your hair looks GREAT! Hahaha

@jennysutcliffe its the american model. Are you being 'press' ce soir? I'm wayching celeb bb in my pants. Being unemployed is AMAZING.

STOP talking about tax returns!! talk about the REAL things going on high gas $, high food cost,unemployment rates, Israel any of those!

I'm about that jobless life

what has 32 legs and 1 tooth? what? we all asked. a west Virginia unemployment line

@Callmewattree you'll be jobless

One day of unemployment in the books, not looking forward to another. Hoping to land a new gig soon. Practicing #WouldYouLikeFriesWithThat

@ShawtyCray ur so jobless

I miss working 40 hours a week plus overtime, first jobless summer.

Well...unemployed now.. Should probably run away

@HelloMandarkk haha, I figured it up the other day, I've only been unemployed for 10 days since I first started working at 16. #yolo

Self employed = unemployed .

And he asked if I forgot to have the other side of my head shaved so I'd say he's on a roll today. 8)

Funny how when you're unemployed you want a job, but when you have a job you want to die. Oh, the ironies of the universe. *gentle sobbing*

@OcupyNigeria @UtomiPat @elrufai @T_Bakare @BarackObama @MrFixNigeria @AYCOMEDIAN mass cleansing, then employment for all the unemployed

That awkward moment when you can't remember what day of the week it is because you've been unemployed too long.

#MakeStuffUp ..there are signs that my policies are helping the economic outlook improve. {cough} 8.3% unemployment!!{...cough}

This season i will be following each and every match. Im so #jobless. #BPL

@Agent_ITK wanted you to be the first to know that I've text the glazier family to remind them I'm still unemployed. #onlyamatteroftime