News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 27

T-minus 1 hour and 55 minutes until I'm officially re-unemployed. Luckily I get to spend it doing nothing in complete silence. @Bill_Heemer

Lmfao If ur broke and unemployed in jozi nigga u aint eva getting a chick in jozi. - Thapelo

In summary, our issues originated *well* before Obama. Since Obama: Unemployment down 2%, market up 100%, gas prices relatively the same.

@stevieb119 I’m unemployed dude. Made redundant. Fuckers

27yo no job, car or crib but you doing better than me? Nigga please McDonald's always hiring. I need a 20pc with fries jobless fuck

@LO_GUTTA55 mane no unemployment hell I'm wondering if can get a re-hire tho * shrugs *

The nation talks about legitimate rape instead of Medicare, Unemployment, and the Economy. Thanks asshole.

can I ask why you're applying for unemployment support? well I just googled 'koalas smoking weed' here is $1 million please seek help

@TorontoStarUnit free trade is what is causing high unemployment around globe

@JessicaTMoore Is this all you got? 42 months of the worst unemployment. 1.5% GDP. 100% Debt=100% GDP. And, this is all you got? LOL

Summer is almost over. Jobless and still haven't gone to the pools.

I honestly feel a bit proud of my country

I love Peanut Butter. Its tastes even better on Tim Tam

@noREGGIEmayne YOU GOT ITLOL a regular man gotta go apply for unemployment foodstamps medicaid lol shyt he need all the help he can get lol

Two more hours and I'm officially done working at Vassi's after 5 years #finally #weird #unemployed!

@tayylordcarr @joeyhunt01 @thedirtybird33 @unemployed_alex more fun times to come babes :)

Missin the days when we were all unemployed brats finding fun in parks and... mcdonalds lol. Now im the only one left.

goodbye team unemployed, I just joined team employed whoop whoop!!! God is good :)

Record gas & food prices, high unemployment, Medicare guaranteed to go bankrupt under Obama Policies...and you want more of this Jackass?

@BrianaMcAnenly Sorry to hear about your unemployment. Have you tried reaching out to your network to see if anyone knows of a job opening?

@krtn and to think I could still be in high school. #noremorse #sohappy #yayus also, I'm #jobless too. I love you!

@osxreverser @cax Actually there are lots of skilled labor shortages out there, robots aren't the cause of unemployment and never have been

Under Reagan the stock market crashed more than 500 points, and we had 10% unemployment I don't get why Republicans worship his leadership.

#ObamaEconomics Salvaged the Auto Industry,Decreased Jobless Rate From 10 to 8.3%,Stabilized the Stock Market,4 Million Jobs. #p2 #tcot

@WFP my mother really needs ur assistance, unemployed and yet managers to cook for orphans and needy families,she is praying for a miracle.

@ryanpdouglas1 ha thanks! Can you tell I'm unemployed :p

Have to laugh when an unemployed chick w/ 2 kids to support says my job is the ultimate low yet she applied for the job and didn't get it.

Almost no poverty or unemployment. Preschool thru college free, medical free. Most environment friendly, healthiest happiest ppl on earth.

@EtonOldBoys Oh I remembered it so well Mass unemployment,single mothers demonized, miners strike,devastation of towns This time its worse

its sad to see so many college graduates unemployed after 4 years of studying

Still Jobless Despite All These Supposed Job Confirmations KMT

@DaveRamsey Unemployed for almost a year but God continues to provide. Paid off a huge debt today! Thanks for encouraging us!

At Gov. Christie presser on Asbury Park boardwalk. Predict first question will be twofer: keynote and NJ jobless rate.

@ninakcarroll @MittRomney Romney's tax returns won't create new jobs. Me: 4 yrs unemployed, 3 MAs, living in poverty...

#MakeStuffUp I never promised you a rose garden and I would lower unemployment...Barack Obama

@BarackObama right.... but u should do it then? Hey barack, hows that unemployment number? #Notgood #stfu

@simon_carless @edltrobinson @greenfpa no get off your unemployed arse an get a job instead of filling yourself with pointless hate

$4.00 Diesel in Mo, Claire shoving obamacare down our throats,unemployment. And I want to hear Akin say something stupid on abortion?Idiot.

@NYTupelo7 then they talk about the stimulus. Which was never supposed to get us above 8% unemployment. We have been there for 40+ months

If anyone could tell me why my unemployed student brother is going out in a suit, please let me know ASAP. #christ t.co/Fk1oH1VW

@ODeezyy since me and my mom are both unemployed now... I told her, Mom let's go get yobs as maids. Mother & daughter.

@LR_June @shampayne216 Man. This being broke n jobless shit has its rewards. Cant wait to start work next week tho.

Officially unemployed! Yay!

@PabloMackinnon i'm unemployed and live on pocket money :/

@stevenage84 yeh :) working as cabin crew for Jet2 but only contracted till Nov so will be unemployed again soon!x

What you jobless niggas gonna do when you 40?

@Deanofcomedy If every healthy business offered 10 paid sick days and 20 paid vacation days there would be no unemployment problem.

Neighbors just came to the door asking me to please turn the music down, bitch fuck you and your unemployed ass, get a job....

coffee..first day unemployed for school to start and watching dooms day in bed. #AwesomeFeeling

Thank you twitter....for making me so jobless

EO Niggas drop they whole Unemployment check in FORRRRRMAANMM MILLLLLLLLSS

digi unemployed @justicearnab BREAKING:Govt. is planning to limit the number of NONSENSE statements by its ministers/spokesperson to 5 a day

If my dad would tell me wtf he does 4 a living I might b more inclined to care mr gets unemployment checks

I am jobless no more #SteadyJobbin

@abugetdotcom job: unemployed. Element: Dirt. Weapon: small bowl. Skill: easily get money #CharCreation #Pengemis

im such a loser, unemployed all summer and now probably can't even pay for one class at delco. Really not feeling very confident right now.

@CarrotHead @Eimmyxox @Got4wheels @archiemohan @sngoodall95 what economy ridiculed with inequality, record high unemployment & debt

@GusSent There are 2 tech jobs for every 1 unemployed. One of the key functions of @betamore will be tech workforce development.

@simonmonk2 @raspberry_pi Current unemployment figures?

Well, I'm now the mayor of the workforce commission office, that's depressing. #unemployment

Detroit has a 32.3% poverty rate. 20% unemployment rate. Homicide increased by 11% in 2011. We are the 2nd most dangerous city in the US.

@JaydAmber it's stupid the only reason they're keeping us all in education until 18 is to lower the unemployment rate! quite selfish really

@BudkaBlatBlat can you claim unemployment?

a college degree doesn't make YOU, if you have no ambition ure gonna be a lazy fuck wit a degree.. 53% of college grads are jobless

@An_D_V I don't live in MO. but I would suggest that he refer to his clarifying statement and switch to the econ, unemployment etc.

@twentyagraham i aint got that kinda dough tho #Jobless

Graduated and found a job in 3 weeks, while you're still unemployed :/ but while I was studying and working u were sleeping in til 12pm, yup

“@pimpdaddy_Cee: I hate all of you with jobs. Y'all suck lol” if it makes you feel better my last day was Friday so I'm unemployed lol

Gas prices increasing, unemployment increasing, debt increasing but in spite all of that Obama said his planned worked. For who?Our enemies?

@liggitylope unemployment is driving people to extreme behavior to save a buck! t.co/bva28SQi

@BarackObama Because they are unemployed?

i know why the unemployment rates are so high.

It's not even been a month since I've been jobless and it's driving me absolutely INSANE. Hurry up August 31st!

went from bein a jobless bum to having two jobs in a wk, maybe this school yr wont be so bad $$$

Sniff an unemployment line of cocaine...

@Polkadottakini unmm that pretty much means you're jobless and love marketing :/

@LatinaLeader @SandraLilley that's cool..but most Latinos college grads I have met are jobless,have shitty jobs,and aren't very bright.

Also, I'm pretty giddy that #NBARank is back on ESPN. Watching the discussion will kill a couple weeks of bitter unemployment for me.

Don't worry Shawne the Unemployment office has a logo in the middle of its floor for you to do that stupid dance on

Obama hates to live in reality, and prefers his dream world full of rainbows, unicorns, and low unemployment.

Q3. With Jobless rate how can you claim Jersey comeback? A: I said It has begun - not arrived.

#MakeStuffUp With this $1T Stimulus package, unemployment will never go above 8%. #Obama #lie

Unemployed. Bummer!

How can everywhere be hiring and yet I'm still jobless

@jennacarolee @imnova_ I'm jobless

I'm not hearing that shit at all! Fuck em' i mean that shit! Unemployed no education, ignorant, just a fuckin disgrace

@charlielangdell well we haven't tasted them yet! But I might have found my hobby in times of unemployment! X

@Grice_Is_Right right that and the way you make me say I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed

Jobless girls with luxury. Wen ur sugar daddy leaves, u will sell ur jewelry to maintain d car=)).. Den sell d car to pay d rent.

Walking rittenhouse. The #unemployed life.

@Boother99 you in trouble? Jobless man?

I am now jobless :(

Pessimistic about both technological stagnation *and* impending technological unemployment? The problem is you, not the world.

@321Bin @dcamoron a decrease in unemployment through slave labour, removal of poor children from exam results. That covers DWP and Education

What do people do when they're jobless...life must be boring

@PR_uno I don't think he wants to as much as he was TOLD to, he was touting the below average unemployment in FLA, Romney said shutup

Are #MoHealthWINs grants only for Trade Act participants? Nope, they're also for #unemployed, underemployed and low-skilled #job seekers.

@LeeroyBrown757 if I go in I'll be goin home jobless

Last day of unemployment. So excited for my new job!