News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 35

Being jobless is getting boring #fucksake

If every business took on one apprentice I wonder how many youth would be unemployed.

@_GorgeouslyBad I dont have to know you your voting for the worst economy since the depression high unemployment & re distribution of wealth

Si I was saying that I don't care about O-levels & A-levels stuff.. A lot of People are still Jobless on parts of the world.

@FootballAgentPL are u a football agent,no ur unemployed tosser pretending to have an important job but only has ambitions as a trolly wally

@joshy2208 no just showed last yrs, fukin joke jobless cunts

@JD_Gould I'm sure Roman was paying him 100 grand when he was unemployed lol.

Gangsta’s Paradise must have been foreclosed on. Coolio look like unemployment.

@aTATTED_BLESSIN: @_TaSteMYTweetz lol if I fired then you can't get unemployment lol

Found out earlier today that one of my employees has been calling out because he wants to get fired and collect unemployment. Nigga what?

2weeks to unemployment!

I deadass be wishing I was unemployed. I just wanna lay on my ass and be great.

@Youngn_409_832 team unemployment ....

That's fuckin lazy ass shit. But little do you know, I can fire you and make sure you won't collect unemployment due to the circumstances.

The more dumbasses I see feigning work the more I feel that the unemployed may be the only ones with any real hope left.

@KillahEf LOOOOL..Jobless arsenal fans, its just the first game and it was away, gerrout of hia

44 states have increased unemployment in the month of July. Gas at highest price its been at this time of year in history. #noBumma

Dems must not understand math. If 360k sign up for first time unemployment and 100k jobs are created that's a 260k job loss. Pretty basic

Abby Joseph Cohen points out that unemployment rate for women is lower than that for men. Interesting!! #SternLaunch

@yasergamaleldin the terrorist #Morsi released today 2 appease the jobless &losers who call themselves thowar &could care less about Egypt

@SeanBertran Hey, Sean.. I'm settling in, getting to know the city a bit. Still jobless, but that's one thing I wanted to chat w/you about.

@edghafoori I can hear unemployment from hear Ya Fired.

@chloehefhef love you. From your unemployed friend :) xx

In the process of creating a program to get the #unemployed re-acclimated and reemployed..if interested in assisting plz email me. RETWEET

@piersmorgan you're jobless man

Bitches be hating for No Reason . . Get off your ass & Get a Job ! JOBLESS ASS

a lot of you wernt born when we wrote these songs but this is the sound of the unemployed #classical #madeofstone

Watching Spongebob at 10:30pm. I hate to think how often this would happen if I was unemployed.

Think of footballers as being so rich but even unemployed guaranteed to get money as Portsmouth players wait for pay packets!

This black boy in my mentions, nigga I opened his avi, and nearly choked, never seen so much unemployment & struggle in one pic « DEAD

It sucks being jobless..

@piersmorgan you're jobless man.

You know all the austerity? All those cuts to public services? Hospitals? Schools? All t unemployment? Who caused that? America. That's who.

still unemployed..

Being unemployed isn't something to brag about.. #dumbass

explain to me how some Catholics will vote pro-abortion Obama so that the unemployed get extended benefits & we expand food stamps!??! #CNN

Bored, fat, starving, lazy, broke, unemployed, depressed, feelings towards a woman and sober. But im still living my life. No complaining

It has only just dawned on me why Rear Window is called Rear Window. I am clearly getting stupider. #unemployed

Resisting the urge to buy things due to brokness #unemployment

Food for thought: the correlation between higher immigration & higher unemployment doesn't exist.

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Community leaders work to make unemployed more marketable

Admire young unemployed Chicano kid going door to door in the hot sun w tool box in hand looking for body repair work.this is what it takes!

@Anjola_T ur just jobless

Do you know I'm unemployed and I have a mullet? #GreenWing

No longer jobless. Praise be to Lil B.

@james_jones10 hm, well they better have a dam good reason. Or they are signing my unemployment ticket.

@HARDBALL Who paid for this junket? Please don't tell me taxpayers did: parents with kids in college, the underemployed,unemployed,seniors.

Min wage workers enraged over CEO pay rises - Send all Islanders back home, there will be work for our lazy MAORI's and unemployed dope kids

the Navajo nation has around a 50% unemployment rate #BGTV

Kinda find it offensive that if someone says something idiotic about girly bits, it's WAY worse than, say, saying unemployment creates jobs

So, apparently benefits are responsible for driving up rent, mass unemployment, and now higher rail fares. Wow, impressive.

If first day of unemployment is any indication, I may have tons of potential in house-husbandry. #1stRounder

If you think unemployment will increase retweet this message.

Awesome I might be jobless soon

This actress is busy at work, telling her friend (on camera): 'look at me, a uni graduate with a first class in xx, still unemployed...'

@_JessJWhite_ aww I was going to say, this is why I'm unemployed

!!!!!«@Pretty_coria Bitches be hating for No Reason . . Get off your ass & Get a Job ! JOBLESS ASS»

@sdamienconnor are you unemployed spammer ? A troll-ey Dole-ey

@kc_tellem get fired n get you a unemployment check for a lil bit lol.. Must be nice to quit imma be like tht for a good 2 months

“@Pretty_coria Bitches be hating for No Reason . . Get off your ass & Get a Job ! JOBLESS ASS”

@CavynS @h_woodbangbang hit us up tomorrow . I'm currently unemployed for the next 10 days so ima be super beach bum

An unemployed existence is a worse negation of life than death itself.  ~Jose Ortega y Gasset

Interview thurs... Can't wait to get bak wrkn Idk how ppl do it.. duck unemployment dis shyt is borin

I always laugh when my brothers leave for work and then I stop because I realise I'm still jobless :(

@NYUStern I'd like to see that data

@KILLAKERN31 u cant chase money if ure unemployed

@bxlewi1 there will always be unemployment, do you suggest all other topics are put on hold?

We gone be broke fa eva! @falcon_nicole #jobless #brokegirlprobz

Here go this angry, complaining ass unemployed bitch. Carry yo negative ass on ??

Wondering why unemployed ppl always look 4ward to Fridays ?? Everyday is a fuckn Friday 4 ya ass

@Tweeting_Laura she's applying for her residency...same like me. She's just unemployed, no crime against that.

@abbiequinnell exactly, she's unemployed and been with the guy a few months, not exactly the right environment for a baby

Now my gf won't think I'm a jobless dumb !!!!! Yess

Receiving UI? Do not share your UI PIN with anyone. A claims specialist will never ask you for your PIN.

I already want a job. Not a fan of being unemployed.

I hate being unemployed.

Being unemployed sucked and then got kind of boring so in very glad to be back as a part of the workforce.

Making the points for more courses go up is just going to create more unemployment #spas

The way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed

My last day at my current job is Wednesday. My first day at my new job is Wednesday. No lapse of unemployment! Im blessed! Im thankful!

Fuck a jobless hoe. I need somebody with a 401k & a retirement plan.

@UncleRUSH @gwen30011 but 14% unemployment and almost a 50% dropout rate in African American community under BHO are beneficial?

Feeling is def mutual friend! MT @31SpazCat15 1 yr ago this week I met 1 of the best friends I couldask for.I was unemployed & down@2weety13

@ZacMoffatt @RomneyResponse Can't see the color of RI on map, but I am sure unemployment didn't rise...how could it at 11%

IF DIS REAL NIGGA BUSINESS DEN YOU NIGGAS UNEMPLOYED

im gonna enjoy these two next weeks of unemployment!

@UncleRUSH @gwen30011 @blackrepublican unemployment for blacks under Obama is 15 percent..double for teenage blacks.

Man, time flies man!!! Goin on 25 years of unemployment.

@UncleRUSH @Gwen30011 @blackrepublican Really? With record black unemployment how is the current policy helping minorities?

@UncleRUSH @gwen30011 And how has Obama helped blacks with his policies? The unemployment amongst blacks is highest in the nation #LNYHBT

This JOBLESS chick keep talmbout increasing her baby daddy's child support... in my head im like Put urself on child support.. Sorry bitch

lmao when from unemployed to have two jobs in less then a month.. nice!!!

@rememberedgrace sure, just gimme some heads up before hand, I seem unusually busy for an unemployed man.

Unemployment is the worst shit that ever happen for some people. Making money to sit around some niggers can't handle it.

Since I've become unemployed, suppose I will need some sort of new TV series to watch. Someone recommend me?

You're not allowed to hate Mondays if you're unemployed #management.

judge judy is going on a rant about unemployment insurance or something

Jobless Boys! @goziiiee: johannesmathews @Qprice007. Let's leave tobi alone nd attack @sammy_67

It's 10:30 on Monday night. What is my housemate doing? Vacuuming. YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED!! DO IT DURING THE GOD DAMN DAY!!