News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 26

one week from signing up for clinical trials and sperm donation! #Unemployment

@craigogburn Perks of being (mostly) unemployed graduates?

so ye want green energy and yer unemployed? #suckstobestupid

CNN just said Carmel, Indiana is the #1 place to live in America. With low unemployment and a lot of jobs.

@lapetiteradical @reason The best way to lower the unemployment rate is to stop paying people on the condition that they stay unemployed.

@Canestzke #jobless aint that the truth

@FlowerInFaith If tax cuts created Jobs, the current unemployment would be 0%. Tax cuts & hiring are NOT directly proportionate.

@CHRISDJMOYLES will you be changing your twitter name in 3weeks time when yoi become temp unemployed #wewillmissyou

there goes another black boy , unemployed , with alot if free time .

Lmfao someone in this book I'm reading just got called a pissant. @tequkayla hahahaha

@Steady_Sazzle Hey..joy of working in print. Barclays negated on their agreement. Currently I’m effectively unemployed. :(

.@DLoesch Obama/Biden 2012: Asking same voters they put on food stamps/unemployment to help make sure they STAY on food stamps/unemployment.

13 days till @AnytimeFitness again #ImJustSaying happy to have some part of my life back. Till fb yanks the rug out and I'm #Jobless #Sad

@SQUEEZEherBACON hoe im 20 n jobless so shit tf u tryna say?

@RachelLK Thanks. If the courts uphold our injunction against Barclays we will be okay. As of today I’m currently unemployed.

Currently unemployed makes for the best vacations #freetime

Jordan's joking about jacking johnson, just jealous of jobless jokesters jabbing joystick.

#MakeStuffUp I will bring unemployment bellow 7% and if I fail, take full responsibility.

Remember that episode of Martin when he lost his job & he had to go to unemployment lol and work them weak ass jobs

Why don't they ask Obama-Biden to be Idol judges since they'll be jobless?

I'm officially unemployed :( #WelcomeToTheLifeOfABum

Being jobless was never the wave

Whoop! Get that Money! =) @yoyoli13: I'm no longer unemployed !! Woohooo !!!

Damn...Obama's Unemployment rate is still at 8.3%. I thought for sure the skinny dipping story from 2011 would've lowered it by now.

@Jordan_Lain Lol you're not a bad influence, you were just jobless and irresponsible like me so we were good together lmao.

Every time I listen to Bassnectar I just wanna do unemployment lines of cocaine and put ecstasy in my bowl of fruit loops

@amyjonessz loooool unemployment can do crazy things to a people!

150 TO ME IS A LOT. oAo IM A POOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT WHO'S UNEMPLOYED.

So #presidentobama finally answered questions. Why didn't anyone ask why #lasvegas unemployment jumped to 12.9% in July??? He's here on Wed.

@REALBROTHER0003 @HallettMatt @JoeHilgerman @Rich40IW I wasn't unemployed till Obama but I don't mooch off the government so don't count.

Think i need to go to collage for the next 10yrs and collect unemployment...trying to sneek over and see audrey haha you will not see gabby

What's long and black? The unemployment line..lol

My wife was unemployed for 6 mos. Our HAMP application was wrongly denied (not enough money + too much money). Our account manager says ...

@trainsmash Malema is jobless, needs a platform. What better place than the mining sector? He started the nationalization debate after all!

Being unemployed has made me depressed. School starts next week and I feel so overwhelmed AHHH

If one of my unemployed contributors is bringing coffee to the wood for filming, i'm bringing gin. In a can. #campingessential

Unemployment looms. I have plans to bake, make jams for Christmas, do some sellable sewing and finally get my garden patch. What else?!

If I ain't hoopn I'm at the crib not doing a damn thing lol hopefully cuz come thru for me lord willing, I'm ready to work fuck unemployment

Restlessness is welcomed when you're jobless & not broke. #HelloTravelNiceToSeeYouAgain

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.@AndrewKirell strange, down at the Unemployment office (LONG lines btw), nobody was talking about the Todd Akin story either. #tcot @markos

Updating on BBM shows ow jobless u r....GBAM!!!

Ctfu both cities got similar muthafuckas

@Felinophila haha you have stuff delivered there also!? I wouldn't be unemployed if jobs like that existed here

@kimanne123 Hey Kim from all of those unemployed USA citizens who illegals steal work from, why don't you leave the USA, you nasty anti-USA

@_illbeats_ wack-_- you jobless peice of shit lol you ask people for a quarter when you want some necklace out a 25? machine! #boom

One of the luxurys of being jobless #nap time O

#MakeStuffUp Unemployment is high because Romney won't turn over more than 2 years of his tax returns.

Wasn't the punishment for eve to have babies & adam to work.. If im working then bum ass niggas getting unemployment should get a period. JS

@ScoutBing Yeah, I've been doing some temp stuff at True but sadly when you're unemployed it never seems like enough

@playing_my_role I'm at workkkk.! If I go to sleep, my ass gon wake up jobless. Lol.

@lincolnfresno I just did a quick search on both unemployment and budget deficit, and there's plenty of MSM stories. What RU talking about?

Filed for unemployment. Hopefully I can get it till I find a new job. I need something to go my way so please let me get it.

@Driveswift RR from JC had double digit inflation, unemployment trade defects, interest rates while saving rates were measured with 0.0?

I'm coming to the realization that my dream job is unemployed.

If you jobless smoke some weed .........

#LRT even though I'm about to be unemployed again lol -.-

Jobless girls with luxury.. Wen ur sugar dadi leaves, u will sell ur jewellery to maintain d car.. Den sell d car to pay d rent. Smh

@Ay_Vy I wish i was 'jobless' I'm so busy these days with school and tuts and now football has started again idk if i can watch l8 matches..

@BeagleFreedom I wish I had money to contribute! Unemployment has changed my life - not for the better. Praying for the life of this pup.

The Unemployment Series on @Gawker is worth checking out, especially is you are financially secure and have a job.

After being unemployed for two weeks I have decided I need to start a new hobbie #bored #needtoengagebrain

meaning!? “@msPureGold: If you jobless smoke some weed .........”

I handed my notice in today. FOUR WEEKS TODAY I'LL BE UNEMPLOYED YAAAAAY

First day of the free ruby on rails course for unemployed developers. Very good vibes about the students :-)

Eo & Newark bitches unemployed that's why they got time to tweet about this shit

@Dalton_McGuinty are you going to restore funding to help the unemployed when you made cuts to Employment Ontario? #ktwat

being single and unemployed and bored ...#NotGood

Like 50% of uni graduates are unemployed! So how are A-Levels gonna help me get a job kmn.

People calling my house asking if this is unemployment... #WrongNumber #GetAJob

I've had a nigga get mad and threaten to meet Me in the streets bc I said he was an unemployed twitter nigga who dickrode other niggas.

@0o0olivia jobless bitches

#DescribeAFollowerWithOneWord @ItzDuhKidd Unemployed.

@buzz Unemployment and laptop jobs. Stop by 780 Valencia to see it in action. (Apple/Goog/FB folks are at work right now, after all.)

@EddbBrown after I become unemployed I plan to do nothing more than laze about so I'm hoping to watch as many films as possible hahaha

Only unemployed niggas who dick ride get tight about shit like that. Niggas who getn money ignore shit like that. Not y'all flexers tho.

Ash know she heard that dck longer than the line at the unemployment office. she wanna see. lmaoooo

@raymondverheije Well obviously not you, you arrogant prick, as Utd don't see you as good enough to offer a job. Unemployed much?

Unemployment isn't stopping this teacher. How could you not hire a face like that? #firstday #volunteer @AliCLong t.co/mdjnGO1f

@saratogashawty bruh I got fired on my day off.... No unemployment FML

@AndrewStilesWFB Romney's taxes, duh. Not the economy, unemployment, debt, Biden, fast and furious, or Medicare funding though.

.@PaulRyanVP: Unemployment has been above 8% for more than 42 months. When Romney was #MAGov, it went down.” #p2 @Ezra @EricBoehlert #bcot

@MmeLaCrooz Bush did start his presidency with a stock market crash and a major terror attack. 5% unemployment and 3% GDP wasn't bad.

Last day is over, I'm jobless! For now...

They got time 2 love u 2 & u love em backRT @SirDapper Eo & Newark bitches unemployed that's why they got time to tweet about this shit

I'm currently unemployed but I'm about to apply for a job after this lmaoo this class is funny

after tomorrow I'm going to be jobless for a week #shitsucks

Can't stay til 530 ill be jobless so I better go home!! Bout to clock in a few && can't wait

And then you wanna scream independent when you're jobless using a man for his money for shopping and holidays lol smh

Initial estimate on using a clean room to possibly recover my data: $2,500. I'm currently unemployed. That's an insane amount of money.

@ScoutBing but it could be worse. I'm lucky in comparison to a lot who are unemployed

@OkaSK inb4 unemployment

It's so sad to hear all the issues these people have being unemployed. Unbelievable where our society is today or has been for a while.

we have high debt, high unemployment, high deficit, and high welfare- because senate majority and potus are high- now makes sense

.@GovChristie is supposed to be pushing Jersey Shore tourism in #AsburyPark. We'll see how many unemployment ?s he fields.

Might as well quit and file for unemployment.

Over 16,000 unemployed graduates will receive appointments under Economic Development Ministry in the project- New Gradu.to Public Sector.

@knockturnar nah it was only on call, I'm still jobless lol

Crazy-busy first day of unemployment. Between planning a vacation and helping friends with wedding plans, who has time to work? #housewife

Unemployed people clearly have more time on there hands to be tweeting every hour #getajob