News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 23

@FenixFab on your twitter ? Oh I'm gonna email my resume over to you so you can help my unemployed ass lol (/.\)

#MakeStuffUp You have to look at doubled unemployment and doubled gas prices in 4 years in relative terms.

Oops, forgot to put the call on hold and said ” The fat bitch from regional is on hold” I might be jobless like you tomorrow !!

All u unemployed niggas that borrow your woman's car while she's at work are bum ass niggas. It ain't like Y'all ride round lookin 4 a job

@AmandaDaddario haha thats what im saying i cant wait to be unemployed

I Refuse To Go Into This Next Season Jobless!!!!!

@WeLoveBath Bath is a beautiful place when the sun is out but please, please remove all the bloody tramps & jobless chavs.

Trolling the mall, looking for young unemployed sluts. Or wealthy old ladies. #notpicky Oh, and a new pair of jeans.

I'm unemployed, unless you count the way I work it hahaha going to be laughing about that for a while

I'm actually looking forward to being unemployed. I think this means I'm either stupid or miserable. Of course, I could be both...

@JerryBrownGov I sent you an email with a solution to the fire, water, and unemployment chrysies. I hope you read it. Henry 512-560-1146

jobless and boyfriendless #WhatToDoWhatToDo @rachelhershey17(:

I ain't jus lookin out for me woman. don't forget a nigga unemployed n who u think pays for her while she wit my mom. I'm tryin bleave me

jobless :(

One of the unemployed, just dropped in. It's past lunch, and now they want to go to work? #SeewhatImean

#MakeStuffUp Shovel-ready jobs. Unemployment < 8%. Millions of jobs saved or created.

Gosh I feel like a loser...Im like the only one not in college yet. I just sit around jobless and schoolless

Having my holiday now but im a jobless fucker. Sigh.

I could always be a Megabus driver. They apparently don't even need to know how to drive a bus or have a concept of time. #unemployed

@_ChuyM yes :) no more jobless ha

@DetCHarris I've been unemployed since Jan. Its just a job until I can finish school. I'm majoring in cyber crime.

@FarhaanEdm if u tune in to local radio at this time, you will hear some jobless people dirty talking with a radio jockey who's invisible :p

@AMhairiSimpson The happiest 3 months if my life were when I was unemployed. But I also put on 24 pounds

@SyazwannKun: Having my holiday now but im a jobless fucker. Sigh. Go find larh . Usaha penting untuk cari rezeki :)

@AMhairiSimpson is a writer ever truly unemployed?

@ABCNewsLive And Unemployment is unemployment and debt is debt and jobs ar jobs and solyndra is solyndra and and and and and

I wanna go shopping. But I want it to be for free. #Jobless #fml

@TheKidFajardo FUCK YOUR UNEMPLOYED ASS

If 11.5 b #EUR is removed from #Greece's Econ & into Govt coffers to benefit shrewd Bankers, PP will suffer immense poverty & unemployment.

@JCLayfield both parties want the name calling. We focus on the real issues & they'd all be unemployed. Divide & conquer

“@longhairPREISH: Job info for the unemployed #followup” No doubt Im unemployed!

@TheNewChrist WHENEVER BABE U KNOW I'M UNEMPLOYED

@kazisuhail will try tomorrow cos tomorrow I am more jobless

This is just hilarious... How is it eliminating drug trade if you're just going to govern it? Create jobs and put suppliers jobless

@SazzaElizabeth this is a very typical unemployed person tweet

We need more unemployed politicians.

Im jobless-_- again i jus worked like 3 days

@Oh_Its_JustJess I'm unemployed!

But then after next Friday Imma be unemployed gotta find a new source of income!

You're going to be bored on unemployment no I'm going to be inventing stuff -Danny lopes @m_siciliano11 @CarlyannEggie

looks like I'll be jobless for the rest of my life #thanksmomanddad #yourock

@ohyoubastert living unemployed life pll tomorrow ?

@michellemalkin @kathrynlopez gas up .27 in a month, unemployment up in 44 States lets talk about Mitts tax return. Good Mr. President

Whats happening today? A nigga unemployed nd got some free time

Keep forgetting I got sacked Saturday morning #notcool #unemployed

Anyone want to bet that @stefcutter is unemployed by Friday night? No way #Obama keeps having to clean up after some of his team. #p2 #tcot

Another hard day for the jobless wonder @l_smith28 bless him. He's only managed to have 16 hours sleep all day t.co/Jwp8cEsy

#MakeStuffUp “Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program” N. Pelosi

#DescribeAFollowerWithOneWord @FauxJamarcus #unemployed

President Obama's America: Low growth, high unemployment, higher debt and geopolitical decline. #ObamaEurope #p2 #p2b

@DirtyFlexinMike gotta work but wonderland\grotto\ newmarket next week?! I too will be unemployed

@Lndnknts thanks I'm so despite to get in the business but I'm unemployed at the moment so its hard.

@MunaAbuSulayman @sheneamer MOL should assist the huge number of unemployed from Saudi mothers with out pre conditions. They are suffering.

Let me call this ranger to cum get me mind as well tell him to take my jobless asz home lhh

This past week has been wow!!!!I now agree that people that tweet constantly are actually jobless #justsaying

Birthdate of over 4 in Nigeria. Adding to the jobless population but who cares

Jobless.....

Feel like I'm in the unemployment line

#MakeStuffUp Unemployment will top out at 7%

Unemployment sucks!! #EndOfAnEra

I'm sick and dying and still jobless. Fml.

To the youth of today and the unemployed, please use the public pools during the day, it's not fcking splash time when the evening arrives!

What's the difference between, freelance, self-employed, and unemployed? Because I think sometimes those are all the same thing.

WH, Unemployment above 7% until 2015. What was Stimulus for again? #tcot #wiunion #p2

@drkilovolt @sailindude over 8% unemployment and trillions in debt. No sign of a recovery #FailedPresidency

@bhumi_kapoor I'm jobless. Let's play truth-truth? As dares can't take place. So, mind playing this stupid game? :D

This being unemployed thing sucks

Pass the stimulus, unemployment won't go above 8%. #MakeStuffUp

8% Unemployment rate. #MakeStuffUp

Unemployment will be down to 6% by 2012 #MakeStuffUp

Poor Danny Wolf. Brash and jobless..

North Dakota unemployment for July came in at 3%. Anyone out there looking for work? I know they are still hiring by the billboards.

@dsjj251 - Unemployment before #progs took congress in 2007, 4.4%, gas $1.75/gallon. Yearly deficits in billions not trillions. #progfail.

#MakeStuffUp the stimulus will keep unemployment under 8%. By the summer of 2012 it'll be at 6%

@blueeyedcanvas unemployed!? You not working anymore? And how did weekend go?

Enjoying Unemployment! t.co/kSiVCFfA

Ask Slashdot: Can I ever get out of long term unemployment? Ouch.

Welcome to my unemployed life

It was good seeing my boos last night @Unemployed_Alex @TEQUkayla @JoeyHunt01 & s/o to @TheDirtyBird33 for taking care of me #loveya

More unemployed college graduates are joining the military. For Creative Writing majors the PTSD is great source of inspiration.

So envious of the wealthy unemployed.

Latest data show GDP growing at just 1.5% and payrolls increasing at a pace too slow to push down unemployment rate below 8%

Unemployment will be under 6% by August 2012 #MakeStuffUp

@avonwy Amen sistah. I know that feeling. All the time Life sucks after 2mnths travel. Esp homeless broke & unemployed #shit

Leftist trash like @Slate have had more articles on Akin in one day than they've had on unemployment in the past 2 years. #UseItForDogPoop

#Unemployment office sucks.!!

he said im waitingg on my payday, i said you must be talking about the candybar because you unemployed lihhh .

What do bored, unemployed people do with their lives? They watch Breaking Bad.

@PoliticalLetter The system is coming for the cops next. Plenty of unemployed people to take their jobs for less pay and benefits.

@Twiggalina not really, im down with cold and coughing and fever and im unemployed which is taking a mental toll on me..

#MakeStuffUp Pass this stimulus and unemployment will not go above 8%.

#MakeStuffUp my plan worked! (42 straight months of unemployment over 8%)

@tayylordcarr @joeyhunt01 @tequkayla @thedirtybird33 good seeing you all too

so sorry....we are looking for someone with more web/programming experience. #routineresponse #jobless

A jobless person giving u job advice is like someone who is always single giving u relationship advice...#thinktheyknowbest

All these jobless ppl in this class...smdh

@cwillardsmoot Do you get the feeling that Dakota is maybe unemployed, very twisted/sick & just stays home all day tweeting ANTI-MORMONS!!

@__hennyy I felt the same way when I was jobless! Fuck that lol

I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed

Why Isnt Michael Owen on the front cover @MirrorFootball? Oh wait, I forgot free agents don't make the cut #unemployment