News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 10

If you consider those who have given up on finding a job, the actual unemployment rate is most likely above 15%.

$89 Million dollar tax break in Reno propels $AAPL to new highs against the backdrop of a slowing economy and record unemployment.

Unemployed: I wish I had a job. Employed: why the fuck did I get this job

@The305MVP Did you jobless?

wanna gift jonghyun a guitar but im bankrupt and unemployed.... #LifeOfAFangirl

Talking point: @PrincesTrust urges young people to set up businesses of their own to beat unemployment - all views welcome @GranadaReports

@ChrisStigall: if they want 2 go down that road again, let em. Been there. Unemployment up in 44 states in July

@JohnjayVanEs Hey man 8 weeks away from MBA and unemployed. Sent resume to you and Rich. Don't think Phoenix Breaking Bad is gonna work

A #jobless vet on social security and #medicare says Ryan's cuts to VA programs are wrong. I said maybe, but job creators need tax cuts.

If ur unemployed@UberFacts: It’s possible to get a job as a sex toy tester!

@GreeGreece Germany massaged its unemployment figures by offering bosses the chance to employ them for €1 while they continued to get dole.

@BabyjaneJuliet I'm unemployed. Imagine that o.o

«@FuckYoCouchTho «@No_Cut_Card Why unemployed people complain about Monday mornings is beyond my comprehension.»»

@shazz_zulu I'm home u know,yazi I'm de only 1 who is unemployed ekhaya,it sucks..

@ryancmack @blackrepublican how about under a democrat President black unemployment has sky rocketed..even worse for young blacks.

Just thought of something... If your sitting at home jobless, or not going to school, not having a car is an excuse you need to get over.

The unemployment office in Wilson it's beyond slow # turtlerace

@Walie maybe for the unemployed or self employed:p

Good morning, Monday. A lot of people talk shit to and about you, but not me. I'm unemployed, so basically I don't give a fuck. Love you.

@val_pacino living the American Dream #Unemployment

Obama says his plan WORKED. He's LYING. It did NOT work. We're still in a recession. Unemployment is still above 8%.

I got a job but I feel like I'm jobless.

Almost a full year now on the unemployment thing.....gotta find something soon or I'll be living in a carboard box under the expressway.

YesYes, Akin zomg rape zomg misspoke. Hey, how about that 8.3% unemployment and gas hitting $4.00 in some states? 15tril Debt? Anyone? #tcot

@bdeskin Argh. Can't believe they all flew out for the game. Devoted fans...or just unemployed.

@Lisabarber80 Back when I was unemployed I refused to watch because suicide is a sin. Lol

Bhutan can eradicate unemployment with a stroke of genius. Appoint a caretaker each for all local deities.

I love the UK government. They might give me shit all money when I'm unemployed, but now they might be my saving grace. Belfast here I come!

Last year around this time I was jobless and frustrated. Lord, you're amazing.

I fear failure so bad and I don't want to end up jobless without any friends or family

when i have off days on a monday i feel unemployed.. now if they wanna give me an off day it need to be on a friday.

@DarrenNoVaCaInE I'm skint unemployed. I have no hope in hell of going.

I know you are not stupid, Obama promised stimulus would drop unemployment to 5.5%? Promised to cut deficit in half first term! He's gone!

@barackobama OWS @mediamatters @dnc

Read @nfergus NYT article

@AndyyPilling you working at Leeds Fest this weekend #G4S #unemployed #getajob

Houston traffic, unemployment, that time I stubbed my toe on my dresser because it was dark #blamebradmills #Astros

So weird to be back at work after a summer of being unemployed

I'm at a crossroad n my choices determine my fortune... Its eitha do business wit vultures or unemployment... #MentalWarfare

Not a good feeling as a man when you have to fill out paper work and you're currently unemployed lol

With unemployment going up again in Maryland to 7% can we finally admit O'Malley's tax hike was a terrible idea #mdpolitics

Caerphilly is just as bad as newport for ugly unemployed people if not slightly worse #AreMyEyesPlayingTricksOnMe #HopeMyCarDoesntGetStolen

@mattdlhey See p103. Not to say there aren't structural problems, but the high unemployment in SA is demand side problem, see p100 of report

MT @912ProjBUFFALO Unemployment in NY rose to 9.1 percent, the highest since 1983 & payrolls dropped by 3,700 workers @MM4CongressWNY #NY26

@DanielStokes96 I'm a guy and I'm unemployed

Don't understand how insurance companies expects an unemployed 17 year to pay thousands of ? all up front #stupidasfuck

A prfct Lib world: High gas prices, unemployment, taxes. Everyone lives in a city apt. No guns. Marauding muslim immigrnts. #FRANCEorUK

@mattdlhey Since low employment rates have been accompanied by high levels of involuntary unemployment, however,

@reptoddakin Seems more than a million people(who coincidently vote) will see how truly stupid your remark was. Good luck with unemployment!

@Talkmaster when Obama leaves office this coming November will he file for unemployment?.......

Unemployed for 2 months now... Job seekers high ho!

@_maddylucy I wish I could afford to go to more games this season, too. Post-uni debt and unemployment sucks so much..

I'm unemployed wby?

It's too many ppl in here. This look like the unemployment line even though I know nothin about being unemployment

@CriticalFault: Another day another dollar, smile if your at work, its means you dont have to stand in line at the unemployment office.

Last day of work! and now im #jobless #bittersweet

9 more working days till I'm officially jobless. Anyone wanna marry me & make me a tai-tai?

Can't wait to start working this being unemployed is no fun

I'll be jobless by next week

Just watched a couple of the #xfactorau auditions (coz I can skip right to the singing) and wtf did they have to put Bella as unemployed?

Can't wait until I'm unemployed again

I think m jobless...now lemme recite ABC

@Lilbyrdy how you go across the country if you unemployed?

@The305MVP I always unemployed

@fawadchaudhry but still there is a certain claSs of people who have money on the other hand majority is unemployed and poor.

@RexKnowsBest Hey bitch why don't you come up to bay city one of these nights since you're not working #unemployed

Guess where your tax dollars go? My fathers unemployment because he's too fucking lazy to get a more stable job.

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@lottiehjones I'm an unemployed soon-to-be student, what's your excuse? #2jobs #youreloaded #poor #lifeofapeon

@itzbumblebear Segregation would lead to further unrest among poor & minorities so we'd probably see more crime, higher unemployment etc.

What does Meechello 's criticism of a trim fit olympic's athelete have2 do with decreasing UNEMPLOYMENT RATES OF 8.3$ to 50% (YOUTH)? #TCOT

@lucymitv I would love to do that but I'm unemployed and can't get a loan off the bank or the job centre so what can we do ?

NJ unemployment rising- the good part is that we have less traffic Our taxes are still insane & we are still DEM majority state-

Unemployment rates up in 44 states for July. Otrauma, where are all of the recovery jobs? #Evict44 Time for real hope and change. Nobama

Talking about unemployment reminds me about #oomf lol

James Potter was unemployed because he inherited a lot of money from his family.

Can't wait till I'm homeless and unemployed so I can start collecting food stamps!

been jobless for 13 months i'm never gonna get one #backward #thick #slow #mong

Unemployment among minority young people is disgustingly high! Thanks Obama!

@DetroitChick Last time I checked, I didn't find a solution to the unemployment problems in my vagina. #irrelevant

Sigmund freud is unemployed

cash-flush / slack / protracted unemployment / commence / plummeting /

@YouTubeAmelia yeah, they're no fun. I wonder if I got unemployment in my dream too? :)

Definitely gonna be at the unemployment office for awhile

decided am defo no going back out until jades birthday. being nearly unemployed sucks.

Am I unemployed or...?

@NewsHour PBS can hardly contain its glee. All these distractions from unemployment, debt, fiscal cliff, etc., are working as planned.

over 40% black youth unemployment, amnesty to 1.6 million illegals, no outrage by black leadership.... and btw Obama is genetically 6% black

I am hoping a job offer comes soon. #please #jobless #fortcollins

OKAY TO BE HONEST AM BORED AND JOBLESS AT THE MOMENT :( HELP!!!

@KarlRove @AmericaNewsroom he's gonna loose more than that we're sending him packing .. He can go file unemployment for 52 months.. @AP

@ryancmack @mizflame98 @g8torcat Tell me, how has the black unemployment rate panned out since Bush left office?

So when everyone enjoy themselves in camp or probably studying, I'm sitting on the couch tweeting and being a jobless woman.

@ScubaSteve_87 it went good..she look like she wanna hire me but idk..I make more on unemployment..so Im thinkin bout it..Imma wait n see..

I envy the unemployed until end of the month, then they can eat a dick.

So what if I take the bus and lives on my moms couch and get unemployment my dik still big doe.

Who the f says they'll work here but would be totally ok with not having a job?! Lol consider yourself jobless u trick.

Is it gin o'clock yet? #unemployment

@alexwhit137 cants spell mix!! No wonder he's jobless!! t.co/gHEybYLs

#unemployed life just got a lot more interesting as the #mcfcanalytics dataset lands in my inbox. Sadly, not accompanied by a job offer.