News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 38

Being unemployed sucks! =(

I will be jobless

So they're changing the legal age of consent to 14 instead of finding jobs for the unemployed Brits? #pathetic

five more hours and I'll be jobless..

@hannahwhiting all the shit ones! Radio studies, the unemployment question, all that crap! What about you?

@sallaDMan88 #unemployment

I get why people stay unemployed, getting taxed is peak.

Well back to where I was a week ago figuring out how I'm gonna pay the rest of this for school and find out dad in now unemployed. #fthissht

@N1_Angel oh dear, you can do better than the old unemployed North lines. Come on.

Hey @RJSt3rl1ng, I just convinced a small business owner to hire an unemployed person. What are YOU doing at work today?

Good to see Newsnight mentioned high unemployment figures among the deaf community but they don't go deep enough to find out why.

@andrew_smitka okay mr. unemployed, how much $ we talking? $10 a week for 17 weeks?

Alison there is a problem with high unemployment just now .... exactly how many jobs do you need ? #vinb #RevFm #INM #dail #rte

“Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.”?Barack Obama (8% jobless 42 months with $5.36 trillion new debt in 3.75 years)

Never thought id say this but im so happy to be unemployed after work today! Bring on #Uni

@scotty2hotty369 some dark unemployed bastard

@Unemployed_Alex @thank_hevans it's hard out here for a pimp. Try having two. O.o

I GOT THE JOB YOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!! I GOT IT , I'M NO LONGER UNEMPLOYED YESSSS !!!

Tbh... @WontonSan: No shade but I don't think being in school is an excuse to be unemployed.

Tis sure @Nawtii_dee is jobless tonight

@AliceLagnado I agree. Plenty of juicy topics to get stuck into such as education or unemployment but they went for a soft option IMHO.

@sarahhale1994 haha noo still unemployed :( had an interview the other day but not getting my hopes up and have one this week! I need money!

Tripping sumbody just said they was gone get me high...I'm sorry ur unemployed bt I got direct deposits to get! I ain't even a smoker foo!

I give respect to those who's jobless , but at least making a effort to turn that around

@hood1960 The plan is to send them to areas of high unemployment and low cost housing, ie up north

Smh for all of you. If you are that jobless,? not just sleep?@ms_loops: K@_Eyimofe: K@smashh14: K @Slim_dude_12: Let the K' game begin

First day jobless tomorrow! Guess I'm gunna be a drain on society for while

@tunde_shonubi looooosaaaaa you should beeen tweetin ages ago but aparently tweeting is for #jobless people hahaha

I'm truly baffled how busy unemployed are. Think if I were unemployed I'd be trying to make money or completely chilling... Hmph #KanyeShrug

Id rather be jobless than work here #truth

Ignoring the jobless morons :)

Actually feel like crying. Gonna be unemployed forever

My rants!.... y do ppl say they wanna work and then change once they get hired... don't they know they will get fired an be unemployed

This time tomorrow I will be unemployed

“@WontonSan: No shade but I don't think being in school is an excuse to be unemployed.”

@matteebwfc @amymchughh it's not mats kitchen do information is as useless as the jobless list in town #5

I love seeing people tweet about making money that just happen to be unemployed .

This looks more like the unemployment line !

@sirLaidBackLuke you... Ugh. I hate you! Can't you save the rest of us unemployed some work ?! Ughhhhh.

@tooclean_keegan @thank_hevans lmao I've never noticed either of you two having one. Mines obvious af -___-

@mabsy_pee .... Its nt worth it... Wat do u expect dem to do...de call it fun... I called it been jobless

Yeah...um...and what is Obama doing about Black unemployment again? Oh, that's not his job...right.

i feel like ever since ive been unemployed ive been making BANKKKK

Nope...he's damn jobless@Itunesco: @esteemcharles Y?u got some things to do right?

No reason anyone should be unemployed..when there are so many ways to make cash online smh...

I'm a professional at being unemployed.

3 hours till unemployment

@Unemployed_Alex @tooclean_keegan I've got two!

Gona take school seriously this year, a diny want to be unemployed forever

Unemployed girls

Day 1 of unemployment has been a success.

@Denix001 lol,i don't think he is or Esteemcharles r u jobless?

9days and counting till unemployment #killmenow

Pretty sure @kieranjm91 was conducting some sorcery which made him win Wii Bowling... #bernardswatch #unemployment

UNEMPLOYED GUYS: If you dont have a job and livin in a Woman's house, you betta STFU and do as you are told until you get yours...LOL!!!

Youth unemployment. Sexualisation of the youth in the media. Peer pressure. Very dangerous mix resulting in teen pregnancies

We might have lot the cricket, but at least I caught the sun. It's good to be unemployed sometimes. t.co/nCrSwFqS

If you are unemployed then it's your lucky day we can become workout buddies...

YES....*in Charles' voice*@Itunesco: @Denix001 lol,i don't think he is or Esteemcharles r u jobless?

Unemployment is at the lowest point it's ever been

@Tdiddy2 I need to find me a jobless person to slang bottled water while im at wrk

This must be how it feels to be unemployed. #eastcoastcollegeprobz

@Jason_Prior late, they never really care with the could have sworn it was 9 line... Did it many times before. Then again, I am unemployed

Shit just got real with unemployment!

OK WE R SWAGGIN!!! :-) I had a lil money left on my unemployment card & IM ALL SWAGGED UP & READY 2 MAKE SUM $WAG RACK$ TWEETIN MI SWAG!!!

@Ed_Miliband Never mind you preaching about the unemployed, hopefully you'll be joining them in the near future #sackmiliband

@TheMossholder Unemployment In Homedepot, Mexicans In Landscaping

Unemployment wass up duck I want a job

I have found that I think the vast majority of the unemployed reside on twitter. Holy fuck some of you are here 24/7.

Nothing like an unemployed bag skate to start the week off #thanksnhl

@KelsiQuisha true. Of course, I may be jobless and living at the Yiiiii Em Cee Aye

@goal_intl d barcelona dat played sociedad or d barcelona dat would play madrid on wednesday it seems u guys r jobless get a job....

@donbcivil Excellent! Despite being solidly unemployed, I too crave a holiday, warm sand, nice water etc. Shame about work though.

@AmyMetcalfe0 oh yeah I agree with that but both would be great! Still unemployed?

@SamBCR3 we stand a real chance to end up with a huge population of jobless post-graduates in massive debt...not a good place to advertise

but I'm still unemployed .

The one time I DON'T freak out and put on the fake passenger breaks while riding shot gun, my dad almost runs a stop sign. -__-

I had more productive Mondays as an unemployed pothead

nvr leave a hater unemployed, keep a job for em. they the ones that keep me working I be working hard for em. #ThankYou

Unemployment continues to be busy: applying for jobs, writing a post on the Celtic New Zealand thesis, working on an article.

Its crazy how people will do Anything for a job when they are unemployed, but when they do get hired they be ready to Quit after a MONTH,lol

@ryancmack @corpobvious @blackrepublican TODAY 50% of Americans are on some sort of Welfare assistance and black unemployment is 15%

Some people are jus jobless

@_RoseyBlack no I didn't you know I'm a broke bitch lol my phone off still unemployed, you look so happy! :)

@robinjellis apart from the unemployed thing, i am bloody good. Looking forward to the job hunt?

Btw all folk that are unemployed .. NISA in hurlford are looking for staff :)

Let's a kick a girl when she's down... After she lost her job, her car, and possibly her unemployment. Anything else God? #suckerpunch?

@cannibalkate How are you going? I've just been OS for my brother's wedding, but now that I'm home I'm poor & unemployed again! #jobhuntyay

FACT: @BarackObama ignores the fact that 8.3% unemployment is also bad 4 women who want abortions #2012GOP #Mitt2012 #RomneyRyan2012 #tcot

Your 20+ and jobless

My town is the 14th worst unemployment town in the country!a guy that got hired with me took a year to find a job God really loves me Shesh.

I hate work its just so much effort. I'd rather be unemployed... says @max_mclintock whilst drinking cocktails in shoreditch house

It's funny how Amy is set to doing dentistry with a nice wee job for now earning some money, and then there's me confused and unemployed

@Bshface Just saw your tweet! Was so much fun there! How's life unemployed? Have u applied for job seekers allowance?

@DanitheScholar lol ima about to be jobless :(

@JaneWatkinson @i_8_binners @ocdsufferersuk @mykkym1 The Tories are trying to divide the disabled/unemployed. Those on benefits must unite.

@NatalieCarr_9 Well at the mo I'm just an unemployed actor. : ) I'm sure that'll soon change. Def catch up when ur next down south. Xx

Shame what Shawne Merriman's career has become! Once was the league's best pass rusher, he's now unemployed. #nfl #espn #fantasyfootball

Why is it that the unemployed folk opt to have an early night or catch up on beauty sleep? Must be exhausting doin F*CK ALL, day in day out

Yes unemployment figures are down, but only an ignorant Tory would say it's potently positive, when the reality is cheap labour.