News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 24

In the third largest city in the US has one of the highest rates of unemployment among blacks & Latinos

Well i officially am a jobless man who's, retired from the tree business #byebyemoney

If Obama's plan is working,how come so many Americans and are out of work,23 million unemployed,45% increase in food stamps and 8%

Being in a relationship is like a full time job.. thank god for unemployment. #singleswag

#MakeStuffUp if you don't pass this stimulus, unemployment will skyrocket over 8%! Oh wait, I meant 11%. Yeah, 11, that's a good number.

[T]his was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless #MakeStuffUp

What do 22 year old girls do in their last few days of unemployment? They watch Zenon Girl of the 21st Century at 1pm.

@KaiVale ye working 8-6 when you are unemployed makes me lazy

Unemployment for 40 straight months,17% unemployment for African Americans,over 900k women have lost their jobs,17 year high poverty level

@SirSpannky I have noticed our first day of unemployment your tweets have increases in numbers!

Also unemployed doesn’t quite describe what I’m trying to say… I’m going to settle with Professional acquirer of knowledge.

last time i twitted ' first time' was in lecture room 101 enduring the slowest lecture ever.now i'm unemployed but graduated. achievement!!

@Wahab_Afridi ask peple apart from militancy, unemployment inflation, loadshedding also our issue which u cannot see as ur in UK @ANPMarkaz

@GaveHer_DatDee bout to hit you with that unemployment lol

Just remembered that this is my last week of my temp job! Soon to be #unemployed

@Love_Bombshell Yeah, You Know Im Jobless :)

Loving the unemployed lifestyle so far. Boating w Dad and Aj #lovinglife #longislandlife

The Stimulus will keep unemployment below 8%. #MakeStuffUp (Or did he mean above?)

By 2012, the unemployment rate will be 5.6% #MakeStuffUp

No longer unemployed , great fucking feeling !

Stocked up on cider let my jobless drunken rants commence......

Hey @BarackObama , thanks for cutting off my dads unemployment. He was getting TOO used to paying his bills. Wouldn't wanna spoil him.

@bethanyyoung100 fucking that's worse, I'd rather be unemployed

aw , mr. t is officially unemployed now ! :cc

@TheRealRoseanne Russians are jealous of US when they come here & all this unemployment? it's Disney World here 4 those ppl i know some !

@Bobzco I am broke and so unemployed it hurts

Jobless #s could B good for @MittRomney. If Obama supporters can't afford gas, they won't make it 2 voting booths. t.co/jSPcvNJT

Most of my niggas still got that work although there Unemployed

@LithiaGarcia I'm jobless actually :/ haha

Still don't undstnd y som1 wld put up a fake twitter acct......jobless peeps

Reese's puffs are my SLAM. #nomnomnom

@MissKatieeLou Yay!!! We need a sesh soon, I need to live my life through you now haha!! Still bored and jobless! When you free?

I can't think of anything more depressing than working at Merck in Summit except for maybe being unemployed

Not gonna go just to have to deal with unemployed alcoholics and end up spending €30 with no bant

Jobless. Again, I fucking hate my luck lately #pissedoff

Wooo! No longer unemployed! Back to work at 7am tomorrow

@ShawwnaFoster ok well I'm currently unemployed and I'm not sure if id like to go with rach..she might hit me with a barbie doll #scarybitch

@Gawker Thank you for sharing all these unemployment stories. They're heartbreaking, but sadly relatable. Good to know I'm/we're not alone.

#Romney harps on abt unemployment going up right after #Obama took office when he & other #banksters & #ponzi schemers caused it! #RINO #TP

Apprenticeships only start once per year, so basically I'm facing a year of unemployment despite being super-educated and highly desired.

This unemployed life is doing me no good

@BarackObama women are part of the 8.3% unemployment in America #gop2012 #2012GOP #Mitt2012 #RomneyRyan2012 #tcot #p2

But more unemployment benefits jump start the economy. #MakeStuffUp

I wonder what percentage of the unemployed actually votes? Economic wonkery always wins elections. Ask John McCain! #tcot @CharlieVidal

@SullyCNBC If people work longer to make up for low 401(k)'s, fewer jobs are open for job seekers, right? No retirement $ = unemployment?

@Chris_Randall it helps if your an unemployed writer or poet

Apparently I'm officially unemployed? So that's good. Crying over there now.

WTF is my secretary she bout to b unemployed n a min smh

The unemployment office, UCC and the DMV are three places that I hate being in

@KimberlyAshleyy I wuv you toooooo! Nd shyt it doesn't matter I'm unemployed like shyt....I'm coming up there wensday to get my pay stub tho

I may as well be a teacher... Until I have suplex a little kid. Then I'm unemployed.

Unemployment t.co/3QBKqIsJ

Edited a few pages, applied for 2 jobs, filled out unemployment form...so why don't I feel productive?

#MakeStuffUp Give me the 800B stimulus and unemployment will be at 5.6%.

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got. Stick w/ Obama, we'll get same. Unemployment. Low growth. Debt.

After Friday I am temporarily unemployed, so... Let's! O @This_Is_Vuvu: Sandiso I miss you ? We must do lunch and wine soon!!!

She's all, you're two hours late for work, and I'm all WHERE'S MY FUCKING SNAPPLE?! the confidence is confusing. #unemployed

@TheFifthColumn @bindelj Most volunteers I met had taken time off of work to volunteer - it's not that they were unemployed.

the best thing we can do for the economy is extend unemployment benefits #MakeStuffUp

Unemployment benefits, food stamps, work share & infrastructure give more than a dollar's worth of stimulus 4 a dollar's worth of spending,

How can social entrepreneurship help communities faced with unemployment?

@DoctorNas Swag and unemployment. You're very smart.

@itsf_heel practised my drums naw... And why you guys dis jobless.. Nick has a gal tab?? #schwaag

Obama stop with the tax returns, dog on the roof and talk about gas @ $3.80 a gallon, 23 million people unemployed! t.co/7ON2R9tY

It sucks to be jobless and with a girlfriend.

US Unemployment: A Skills Mismatch or a Cyclical Disruption?

@HuffPostPol WHAT N THE HELL DOES TAX RETURNS HAVE TO DO WITH R JOBLESS N ECONOMY. WHO CARES HOW MUCH THEY MADE. WORRY ABOUT OUR COUNTRY USA

Trust and believe if Mitt Romeny was president right Now , their would be more unemployment , another war , and higher taxes on the poor !

@BarackObama Ever wonder why the coon wants to focus on whitie instead of the work at hand...IE: commerce, unemployment, fiscal facts....

Say what you will about their customer service but AutoZone has by far the best selection of unemployed dudes in wife beaters.

By merely being social entrepreneurs!! @charlesjaymr: How can social entrepreneurship help communities faced with unemployment?

the reason the unemployment rate is so high is because people would rather have pride than to survive. go get that minimum wage job.

@JaimsVanDerBeek @JobberNation Just saw Tensai with his parents, Tajiri and King Kong Bundy in the Almost to unemployment line

@brendonmorelock there's no way to read it correctly and think Obama has done poorly in the area of unemployment.

And once people hear free lance artist they automatically assume jobless.

My uncle is gonna get strangled at night by me. He thinks he's superior to everyone altho he's an unemployed racist egocentric misogynist

Hey Obama why you so mean. Your economic plan isn't working. Too many unemployed Citizens @BarackObama #p2 #tcot @MittRomney #RomneyRyan2012

@lemontwist3 i just didnt want you to be jobless #nojoke

I remain unemployed

@Joi_the_Artist job applications and an unemployment form? May the Lords of Kobol bless you, and smite anybody who would reject them.

@ocnnreport ochocinco headed back to unemployment. #ackerstreport

Crap now I have no interview #jobless

Obama NC college economy in ruins, Tuition up, Healthcare almost doubled, Unemployment up, UNCG and A&T student cancellations, No…

@kevin_beckley you're living a life less plagued by unemployment

Never tell a woman you're unemployed. Just say you're in between jobs. Trust me it makes a difference

Does mass unemployment allow corporations to inflict more suffering on the general public?

Remember if your unemployed and need a job try any store Walmart k mart home depot Costco petsmart and my store Meijer and try Craigslist

Its a shame @KonaBrewingCo cause I really liked ur brews b4 i encountered this fuck tard he's really living aloha hopefully unemployed soon

Thank u neighbors 4 keeping my unemployment letter for 2 weeks then putting it on my porch 2 get sprayed by the gardeners. Was lookin 4 that

I just read robots r gonna make techies n labours jobless soon. Glad as a sales person that they can't replace us. Proud to be in sales!

As jobless as an average Nigerian youth ?

@Smutchings Ah, regular hell, then. Eh, a job's a job. Sure beats unemployment.

So @17AlexSong17 is FAKE. Another jobless imposter. Confirmed by @yiannimize now.

FALSE. Unemployment has ALWAYS been between 4-10% cept under Reagan it was 10.4%. @don_col @HallettMatt @JoeHilgerman @Rich40IW TKCAL

Obama wants praise for lowering unemployment to the same rate as when he first took office. Gee, thanks bud! @anytimewilldo

give us $900 billion and we will keep unemployment below 8% #MakeStuffUp

@_gauravnaik hahhaha!! wattey observation!! lol. #justwonderin how jobless are yu gaurav? :P

@Laughin2daBANK the lord said I'm unemployed lol

@Jameshebb no longerrr a jobless can't, #youmirrin