News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 15

If this real nigga business then u Niggas unemployed lol I'm gooonnneee

@Tonytone63 idk lol does it stil say I'm gettn unemployment ins.benefits

@emmylaladee nuffin oo...I'm jobless nuffin to do...nd im owk

This is when it really counts to be jobless. Awesome test match at Lords. Only making a sandwich and defecating has caused distraction

@WordsR_MyForte I'm unemployed. I'm shooting the breeze!

I don't see how people deal with unemployment it's a headache I filed for one week a month ago and still haven't got paid

@archiemohan @sngoodall95 @ToryBoyMatt @Eimmyxox & halted growth, ruined many northern communities & coursed record high unemployment

@livinginfits got laid off from my old one. I have a free place to live in CBus and can collect unemployment from there while I job hunt

File for unemployment: check. Walk/bathe dog: check. Coffee: check. Now to do laundry and get dog food. Productive first day of unemployment

@I_amAtweetTeen I knew u'd have one! :p jobless shild! Chill I'll think one up and ask

Hmmm... I could stay in my pajamas all day. But if I get dressed and leave the house, I don't have to make my food. #unemployment

Is difficult 2 b unemployed wish ma father was still alive

I guess I did it!.. Now I gotta beat unemployment. t.co/lmHRrQPD

Reasons why not to go: Unemployed, school, distance, lack of money for accomodation - Reasons to go: Green Day, Small venue

I don't know what is wrong with me, but I cannot stop watching golf. Unemployment is really taking its toll on me.

@CarolineL_N No I'm unemployed at the moment. Lost my job last month :/ But I've been feeling the heat!!

Hehehe! Oya@shnookums_lara: @I_amAtweetTeen I knew u'd have one! :p jobless shild! Chill I'll think one up and ask

Having 81k of useless tweets that nobody could gain anything from has shown ?'re on twitter cos ?'re jobless

@Jus_Deriq: I hope i dont be down here at this unemployment office all day Guess again playa!!!

Why is my mom bitching like calm down you unemployed fucker

That 18 mos I was unemployed &, living with my mom made me grow. I no longer play with my money like I use to.

Fuck unemployment my ass needs a Job so I wont be at this house.....ugh

@Kuro_neko98 waaaaa but Teru-san, not a money from me! I'm jobless, moneyless, heartless, lifeless and all XD

@BrianMorrissey7 unemployment hahaaa

@Anon99Percenter Oh yeah. I'm so glad he will no longer be 'unemployed'.

@QueenofSpain Will it beat the 78 minutes I once spent on hold with DC Unemployment?

Unemployed Adult. So, I'm still eligible to collect duit raya from everyone. :D #hariraya

@eleanorjbrown I'm unemployed in 5 weeks! Let's get on it! X

@Pfandler21 join me on the unemployed dream #itsalifestyle

I am now unemployed :/ theyve alreay advertised my vacancy :(

13 million Americans unemployed, record 46 million on food stamps, and Obama says, Doing Fine? FAIL #HitTheRoadBarack and don't come back.

@antibarbie Ouch. Finished a non-journo contract 3 weeks ago, fired off about 30 applications, 1 interview, still jobless.

@Jobless_Enginer hmm.. I too had a love story aur uska 2nd part hai can Love happens Twice .. yeh dono mast books hain.

Give a man food stamps, a cell phone, unemployment checks and custom air jordans and he will vote democrat for life - american proverb

ion see how people can sit around all day , not do shit , & roach they parents for money , i was only unemployed for 2months . but i guess .

Quick, someone start tallying the number of times the LIGHTS OUT headline is used today to describe Shawne Merriman becoming unemployed.

#DescribeAFollowerWithOneWord @Jobless_Enginer ===> unemployed

Homeless doesn't equal jobless. So of an unchecked infection breaks out in a major city's homeless areas, it could viral faster and quieter.

@saaaamanthaaa community college has no bachelors degree, and most students don't transfer to get one. They just get associates = jobless

Today's military rejects include tomorrow's hard-core unemployed.

@adamfabulous And PS. also unemployed. Let's drink all our savings!

For these people that are unemployed, McDonalds are always hiring.. The job may not be glorious, and you may not like it, but it's a job

Rutherford County Unemployment Rate is 7.4%

Haven't been jobless since I was 15 feels weird

Weird that I'm not in school /classes right now. #ilovecollege #brokeasajoke #notfunny #collegegrad #jobless #FML

Installed Viber....

eii“@SchBoye: Every broke and unemployed guy in Tema is a rapper”

Man spam just heard I was unemployed... I'm weeeeaaaaak

Wow. Embracing my time off.. That was the BEST power nap I've ever had. Big love for being currently unemployed xxx

@J_Hancock @dhellingkc Of course. She wants to send him to jobless line Nov. 7.

Well approx. 1 week left until I am jobless. I have no clue what I'm gonna do. And having a house full of water and electricity doesn't help

“@MAL_holliWOODS: Man spam just heard I was unemployed... I'm weeeeaaaaak”.

@HuneyDeeRocks I'm good, I went jobless all summer though lol hby?

Not jobless anymore! Now at waitress at East Side Mario's :)

Wow I typed in black jokes and all i saw was racist jokes... Whats long and black?? The unemployment line... White Power smh....

Jesus. I'd hate to be unemployed. So bored not being on site.

ATTENTION JOBLESS FRIENDS: Amtrak is hiring. No degree required, and training will take 3 weeks IF you get the job. Starting pay is 21.50

jet lagged + jobless = days & nights watching TV shows.. i'm on #PoliticalAnimals right now… luckily it's a mini serie.. #randomstuff

Thatcher made millions unemployed & funded the benefits with North Sea Oil revenue. #toryEconomics #indyref

Some pundits telling unemployed people to change professions should try to imagine themselves in a world without computers.

#describeafollowerinoneword @ManojG7 DK (DM King)

Oh @herb_weezy: eii“@SchBoye: Every broke and unemployed guy in Tema is a rapper”

@confuzionist it shows how jobless u have been #gbam!

Shorter Democrats: 8.3% unemployment and ballooning debt doesn't matter because Todd Akin. #gop #p2

LMAO...@herb_weezy: eii“@SchBoye: Every broke and unemployed guy in Tema is a rapper”

unemployment’s firmly stuck at over 8 percent for 42 straight months. Latest national polls Rasmussen Romney +1 - Gallup Tracking Romney +2

Nothing but filling out job apps today #determined #jobless

@XOMyers 'was' ... Where's your job gone? #unemployed

.@shrikeback Either we can use public tax dollars to fund a job & circulate money through economy, or use tax dollars to pay unemployment.

I see the unemployment rate is still about 8%! @BarackObama

Unemployment 8.3%. What's #Obama doing about it? Asking for more tax returns from Romney! #tcot #p2 #obama2012 #gop #RomneyRyan2012

It's like I have no happy medium. I'm either unemployed doing nothing, or working 3 jobs and taking on way too much D: #mayraproblems

In the worst unemployment crisis since the Great Depression, we are witnessing administrative overreach that is stifling growth.

@JonesyyWHU Cocks On The Bags I Guess Haha, Join The Jobless Army!

#YouMightBeAracist for thinking a Mexican with a broken lawn mower makes him, unemployed.

Unemployed = The Skulls trilogy marathon I really wish I was kidding, but there is in fact three of these things.

Getting my own feels too good and 18 is too old to depend on parents and too young to be unemployed ?#tmlt

This nigga is mostly likely a stay at home dad jobless trying to make a profit out his baby mama car smh t.co/o1rqMXti

@LindseyGagenX maybe she wouldn't if you had a job #unemployed #unemployable

coping with unemployment is getting dull

Fuck I got this unemployment class this week too, fuck

I'm beyond sick-to-death about Politicians spewing hate & hypocrocy. Ppl r starving, homeless & unemployed and ads r still focuing on BS

Perks of being unemployed: helping your grandmother around the house

Hate being unemployed. I feel like one of those obese men who sit on the couch all day drinking beer wearing a vest top with a shit tattoo

Being unemployed is SO BORING

Class now jobless!! Could Kill some cunt!! #raging

Episode of HIMYM when marshall's unemployed & annoying everybody, seems familiar #whatareyoudoing

“@JohnOMahoneyJnr: Hate fat, lazy & jobless money sponging people.” @amybethdouglas is one of those

@BlowSumDodi say bro dont forget today is episode two of drug court. On todays episode we find out the verdict of jobless boy. lmao

@jacintahardy i have one! an unemployed one

@_JoeLaViola I wanna be grinding like I u #help #unemployed

@two_cheeeks: I'm Currently Unemployed Right Now

Afternoon nap done chinese for tea...unemployment is for me

@LaurenYoung Although I sort of doubt that the unemployment rate for college grads is that great... the link you sent was broken.

Watchin unemployed

Jerry Springer is trending. Unemployment must be up.

@Chloemyc Noo i'm jobless now :p Liverpool & I'll sing all day and we shall take pictures of lovely stuff and fly ~ make my day

@Leo_Kenny no I said I was unemployed!

Pho for breakfast. Now I'm ready for a nap! Joys of unemployment

This is the sound of the unemployed. Ian Brown.