News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 12

@RoryMcivor1 I'm living my jobless life to the full going to Lidls with my mum :p

@UrResumeConsult Thanks Jeff, for the follow, and your insight to helping the unemployed. Together we can make a difference!

@Kahtee_sedro Doesnt much matter how high your GPA is if the people with all the money dont want to invest well all be unemployed

People LOVE to tweet Rise and grind , gotta get up and get that paper But be unemployed though .. What paper? Go back to sleep !

Since 2008 3.6 million Americans have been added to SS disability insurance. Another way #Obama conceals unemployment @WeGotEd

Niggas got no jobs #OutHereLookingLike Unemployment

so that's hw jobless boys kill dem self...*smh channel ur energy into productive vices...

Aw poor Shawne merriman #unemployed #lightsout

@GovMikeHuckabee are not created equal. We the people except for anyone you don't like. Like females,glbt,the unemployed,the uninsured.

Up early job hunting ... 3 months is waayy too long to be unemployed

Very @Phemmie94: @Pwetty_Mhadae u're really jobless

For some reason I have sat and watched 4 episodes of emergency with angela Griffin. Is this the life of being unemployed? Dont like it!

Aspiring is a cute word hoez use for unemployed.

@SHAWNHINDRIIX Bruh....nigga smooth filled out a credit application and put unemployed at the job part....

That's karma for you. He made that joke about Chad Johnson last week on Twitter. Now he's unemployed as well smh

@XKing_Chunzx cause parents still talking and Edmund gaming with my cousin. And, I'm jobless.. XD playing with phone only..

I'm bored @Phemmie94: @Pwetty_Mhadae u're really jobless

Wish I wasn't going to be jobless in November #elosainsburies

@SaintBubbles I'm beyond heartbroken I wont be there. FML. Trust all this to happen when I'm unemployed.

Sorry to say, the President does not create jobs. Business's create jobs. When there is greed involved, then there is unemployment.

Whu start am @bjcleu_: Jobless boy@daggz_1: KKKK@bjcleu_: Kkk@daggz_1: Kk @bjcleu_: K@daggz_1: Now am bored

#ThingsObamaReallyLed The longest number of months above 8% unemployment NOT the #SEALS raid on Osama. #Tcot

I'm about to be unemployed ya'll #sadtweet

Hold me accountable twitter - Meant to have an app up using the unemployment data and it's not up. Going to try to release something tonight

So you wanna be unemployed to save your facial hair

I'll never quit a Job. I'd rather get fired and collect that unemployment check!

LOL “@OgWellsFargo: @SHAWNHINDRIIX Bruh....nigga smooth filled out a credit application and put unemployed at the job part....”

I wanna be a freshman again, jobless and not caring about anything but vodka and beer. #responsible shizzzz

Do people not realize I can see they looked at my LinkedIn?! I get it, you dated a guy I date now.. I have an MBA & you're unemployed. BYE

Unemployed life is getting boring... Better pop into job centre to collect my job seekers allowance.. Every little helps for shopping

Love drunk text messages n phone calls at 3 am #drunkpeople#jobless

U!@daggz_1: Whu start am @bjcleu_: Jobless boy@daggz_1: KKKK@bjcleu_: Kkk@daggz_1: Kk @bjcleu_: K@daggz_1: Now am bored

A Lot Of My Guys Got Work But They Unemployed..!!!

I'm a full-time freelancer. Nice, so you're unemployed? @WiIIMoore

unemployment sure is boring

Dis gurl is very jobless ===> @lourlah

If somebody was there for you through, family troubles, sickness, when your job was at risk, unemployment, homelessness & then some...

Being unemployed

Monday, Thursday its all the same.“@No_Cut_Card Why unemployed people complain about Monday mornings is beyond my comprehension.”

Being unemployed sucks!! Nothing to do nd no money to do anything else!!! Arghh

Nice round of golf and a chat with @MichaelDunnet. Being unemployed is ok at the moment. #waster

Dang my nigga @AbsolutelySAL unemployed t.co/PQievPub

Shout out to all the unemployed assholes with a case of the Mondays... Get a fucking job you bums.

Can you think of anything more worse than a Monday? Well..maybe being unemployed on a Monday? Still....#IHateMondays

Okies @bjcleu_: U! Daggz_1 Whu start am @bjcleu_: Jobless boydaggz_1: KKKK@bjcleu_: Kkkdaggz_1: Kk @bjcleu_: K daggz_1: Now am bored

My 1 month unemployment ends today! Thank goodness it is only a couple shifts n I ll be heading back to Colorado! Ha

@marcorubio @mittromney @gopconvention congrats. Here's a slide for you on unemployment to use t.co/yrp6bqIq

Day 2 of not having a job :( someone in huntsville, hire me please? #unemployed

@ariannahuff @RoySekoff @shanesmith30 young and unemployed but in pakistan...............

@TheDarkCanuck_ Thanks for the link. Meanwhile the Maritimes have highest unemployment rates, and a 2L milk in Arctic costs $8. #Canada

People LOVE to tweet Rise and grind , gotta get up and get that paper But be unemployed though .. What paper? Go back to sleep

Anyone in #Cha have thoughts on unemployment? It rose in Tennessee last month. What are you seeing as far as the hiring climate?

@Verver09 are you and him jobless right now?

“@themrbutler: Dang my nigga @AbsolutelySAL unemployed t.co/USAYZWWT” man I feel bad for that dude.

Must smoke on my lunch break today or I'm gonna end up jobless by the end of the day...

How can you reconcile climbing unemployment with increased new home sales and home price gains upward of 2% for the year? #doesnotaddup

The only thing worse than being employed is being unemployed #timetostartwork

Guys guys ... am so jobless and I keep TWEETING every crap I spit out, hence be still or there's no way am going to stop. *statutory warning

Historic unemployment for blacks, women, youth. If Obama has a plan he'd have produced it by now. He's over his head #p2 #tcot

everyone has a job and then there's me.. unemployed :/ I NEED A BLOODY JOB WAAAAA:(

One day i needa stay at home job, that isnt called unemployment.

@aueeboi7 nuthin new. Same old me.. :) jobless atm.. Hahaha! How's your love life?

no longer jobless, woop.

I am a trained waitress now. So glad i'm not jobless anymore!

For someone thats unemployed herself, my mom sure knows how to bitch at me about not working.

If I were working, unemployment office, I wouldn't be able to sit on hold for 35 minutes while you try to figure out if I'm working.

Slavoj Zizek's bio: hilarious. After four years of unemployment, [he] gained a job as a recording clerk at the Slovenian Marxist Center.

Andy Reid & Tha Eagles Betta @Least Get 2 Tha NFC Title Game Or He Gon B Jobless

Maan, it sucks to be unemployed !

13M unemployed. 45M on food stamps. UE rising. Historic Debt. Obama has no solutions or we'd have seen them #p2 #tcot

@CommenSenceNow This UKIP tweeter is not inactive! TheEU is behind all the sh-t that is happening #Assange #eurocrisis #greece #unemployment

Since being unemployed I've lost 20 pounds.... Wowza!!!!! #summerofJamie

LOL yezzo iyam :D......lyk u'v nt bin updating ursef bout me :p@Ghagerian_boi: Dis gurl is very jobless ===> @lourlah

@Dareel_Thing Being jobless was awesome! Other than being broke, its freakin great!

@Jim_Bob_efc cheers Barclay you jobless cunt

@norbuck Lets check back in on 11/6. In meantime, ignore 8% unemployment, high gas prices, downgrade to our credit, out of control spending.

@Prince_McFlei I'm unemployed. I shuld have something lined up soon. So I'm half way in.

RINO #morningjoe spends almost entire show bashing #GOP. Not one minute spent on fact unemployment UP in 44 states #vetthemedia #MediaBias

Tanning in my backyard, wondering where all my unemployed friends are.

@ThePrayingWoman This is such a blessing. I have been unemployed and looking. It seems as if doors are closing, but His ways are greater!

unemployment is a time where you rule your own world and go without pants. every day is one day closer to being Queen Gorgo in The 300.

@Gezzy504 off with there head!!!!! Lol but Damn it's hard out here if u jobless

@kisstvnews we have many teachers who are jobless and are willing to do with the same amount the are rejecting

After four years of unemployment seems like a tough way to start a joke, but the Slovenian Marxist Center is a winning punchline.

Somewhere in the world it's two unemployed light skin niggas playing Modern Warfare 3 in their briefs. but that's their life

I and yusra checking out our crying faces.we are so jobless!haha

@TaintedRose_: I'm not a workaholic, I just don't like feeling jobless. Such a boring feeling.

@manbearpiglpu It could always be worse... ccould be stuck in the sea of unemployment!

@GarrenEC #Bunheads marathon just started on ABCFamily... Loving unemployed life right now.

@ad8laje@glamororus_candy jobless kids *smh!!!!!

I have a ticket for 203, & my court date is Monday.. See normally I wouldn't care, but Im unemployed

@seavargas moving is an expensive ordeal and likely not possible for those already unemployed. Some people have to find work where they live

Registered unemployed+ aged 16 to 19 + looking for work get experience with Community Jobs Scotland various positions as Jobcentre for info

Honestly don't know how the unemployed stay entertained all day

@ShannonThames oh no now that I'm jobless I cannot drive over there

union used user / up unemployment using / up unrest unit

@GogDog Technically, if they release you before your 2-wks is up, wouldn't you still qualify for unemployment (if you went that route)?

This!! ===> @MMABeatdown: Shout out to all the unemployed assholes with a case of the Mondays... Get a fucking job you bums.

@Hedgey01 Too fucking right Kim! I worked full time for 34 years, now unemployed first time ever. Paid full tax and ni as all 'workers' do..

@PoliticalTicker ironic, how many millions$ are being spent to get the UNEMPLOYED vote