News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 20.08.12 Part 8

I do not understand how Obama has 48% in the polls when the jobless rate went up in 44 states, do these people like misery?

I'm waiting for a call. A call that decides if I will be jobless or not.

Decided I'm moving out, but want to rent my room out for some sweet mollah + to fund my now jobless ass. #ladiesoneatatime

@Pwetty_Mhadae r I dat jobless

#unemployment, isn't funny It duzn't make a cloudy day sunny The bees will not think of honey Just as BO won't of U t.co/bHvcQNai

@louisamcm94 whatevz. Might be joining you in the jobless ranks at sheff if I can't transfer

@Kellsisavannah sup maaaaaa #UKnowWhat u gonna be out for 'Tini Monday #Unemployed&GoodToGo

I really want to sleep till noon again. Time to be another jobless bum.

@SarieDuck whenever really I'm now jobless haha xx

Rather be jobless then work somewhere I absolutely hate

@the_gibb @dwaynequinn summary: jobless pikey begs to play while I'm at work, I'm 10% focused and he gloats 4 just beating variance #wotaman

By the end of this week i'll be back in Liverpool, have a new flat and jobless. YESSSS.

I'm bored ooo @davincilet: @Pwetty_Mhadae r I dat jobless

@dan_cook123 I'll think about it. This cinders isn't cheap it will cost u :) #unemployed

#5TweetsPerDay would make @kamaalrkhan jobless @pranaticherry @bongo_bandhu

When will the jobless. Hoes. Jealous. Beat. Personas realize I don't have time to entertain them

Absolutely has nothing to do in this longgggg holiday.. Apakabar orang jobless yah.. Hampa banget hidup

@LoveS0Qute 85% of nigeria youth r jobless..30% r hausa's 30% r yoruba nd 20% r igbo..tell М??????????? aw many hausa's dey sing

@Cathalmacg Ah I don't get caught #EarlyOrLate For jobless people or students #TheOnesWithNoMoney #HowDoesThatWork

I'm not a workaholic, I just don't like feeling jobless. Such a boring feeling.

One should not party with jobless people on a sunday night

I'm going to try not to go crazy spending money today #jobless #needtoresist

@KirstyCoyleX aw bless!! ? not much really been jobless for a while but startin my new job next Monday you babe?? Xxxxx

@chantal_cormier I'm here jobless . Lol pi ouaille whoever qua planner sa est smarte haha

@Pwetty_Mhadae jobless

Am useless,am jobless,am tweetless,just tweet and i retweet.

It's a good thing our unemployment and debt levels aren't abnormally high after 3 1/2 years of Obama... #Akin #skinnydip

Not sure what I'm going to do all day... #nothingtodo #unemployed

it pays sumtyms 2 be jobless

sniff a fucking unemployment line of cocaine.

Unemployment rates rose in 44 U.S. states in July, the most states to show a monthly increase in more than three years and a reflection of …

I smell unemployment in the near future

@ryancmack what if they cite black unemployment of 14.1% and teen unemployment of 36.6%? Just curious.

awkward discussion of the week, ft. my grandpa. 'so, what are your plans for after university?' um. excessive drinking? unemployment?

Happy to report that the unemployment line @ CO labor dept looks to be about 1/3 if usual. Maybe because it's a Monday or ?

@Ferg220683 Start jobless! #CrazyIdea

#ThoseSeniorsWhoBully are the one who are jobless!

Today the president of big red/ drpeppersnapple will be in my area I hope to god he doesn't go to my stores. #dead #unemployed #fml

one week 'till unemployment.

sitting on my sofa,drinking coffee and pretending I'm in central perk...and that's Monday. #unemployment

@BrandonNambiar @siapikliang @khaaaaaaay @rchy_ You guys jobless max man. Wanna spread rumours. Tsk tsk.

Day #Obama was elected unemployment was 7% & climbing, stock market down more than 6000 points, Citigroup was crashing. #tcot #p2

@REALBROTHER0003 Since 08 3.6 million Americans added to Social Security disability insurance One of many ways unemployment being concealed

Unemployment is not fun #whatamIsupposetodonowpleasehelpme

Lols..am jobless ni..@LeOsaM_oIo: I can see ur bored@opeyemi_salako: Werin concern u..aproko..mschewww@LeOsaM_oIo: Fergie is vexing,

just got told by some dude that school is for fools... haha tell me that in 10 years while you're in the unemployment line #lames

@REALBROTHER0003 @HallettMatt @JoeHilgerman @Rich40IW Unemployment supposed to be 6% by now. It has averaged 8.2 percent this year so far.

In recessions, unemployment lags on even after a recovery has taken place. Noted Liberal Paul Ryan in 2002, arguing for gov't stimulus.

Cabbie: How do you not like Obama? He is for the working man. Me: More like the non-working man. Have you seen unemployment recently?

Ok@opeyemi_salako: Lols..am jobless ni..@LeOsaM_oIo: I can see ur bored@opeyemi_salako: Werin concern u..aproko..mschewww@LeOsaM_oIo:

Omg I'm jobless from this saturday. I'm freaking jobless I'm gonna cry!!

@hanneoa maybe that explains Dan's answer, more job vacancies & more unemployment because people arent aligning work w/ passion enough. #Y2B

@SunnyGG_PRE [ *bangs head* i am so screwed. 10 years down the road when im jobless and still rp CL, im gonna regret this... ]

@mackasutra he was still bound with tottenham. redknapp is now jobless.

@StevoThatsMe babes I was gonna offer you ?40k + but don't worry when your jobless after graduating you may want to reconsider :) lool

@Doly_Pop u dey jobless ganan o

Workers with #disability are often last hired, first fired. #Unemployment rate for PWD is 15% compared with 8.7% nationally.

I realize Mitt's returns are job #1. But after, what's the actual plan to control unemployment? Call me crazy but I'm concerned #p2

#CAMPAIGN 2012. If every Democrat votes, America will be on the way to recovery. If Romney-Ryan wins, Depression, Total Unemployment.

Pretty jobless mamas... Worst case scenario would be getting married to a rich man.

Quitting work is not a plan it's called unemployment

High unemployment foreclosures pay attention...

If I spend my time like every days, I'll be jobless! #HELPME

after today I will me jobless for the first time in 5 years #tooearly #soexcited

Lol, u better pack ur loads cus u ar goin bck to skul nxt mnth@Beesodun: it pays sumtyms 2 be jobless

Obama said the unemployment rate would go down! And it did! But not as much as we wanted it to! --Republicans

@JosanPr lololol soon join di unemployment line wid me

25% unemployment Spain.Real question: how much worse w/out Pres Obama? How better w/out GOP Congress? @PoliticalJones @gallupnews

He tlkn bout president election n unemployment rate....

Maryland unemployment inches up to 7%...could be worse but with a few changes, could be much better. #mdpolitics

I see you all tweeting all day and realise how jobless you all are.

If unemployment wasn't real I'd knock all this crap off my desk, kiss my finest coworker in the mouth and walk out this place

Tonight Show staff cut by 20. How's that unemployment app look - Obama supporter, fired by Obama, still loves Obamamoney.

Lol dis nigga done told me im jobless #BumNiggas

Italy GDP vs. Unemployment rate t.co/iJ4xo36W

Also, I see you all tweeting all day and realise how jobless I am.

Cleaning the cars followed by gym followed by nothing #unemployed #BORED

Women appear nearly immune to the trend. Women as a group have historically been less prone to pair suicide with unemployment.

I miss the days when @ollyh94 was jobless and rang me 10 times a day asking to borrow money and we would get Doritos and lose money all day

unemployment gets boring pretty fast.

Jobless for 1year now fuck

So now we are seeing the global economy collapse under technological unemployment and peak oil, and to avoid panic its kept under wraps.

I'm pissed sitting in this unemployment orientation ... I never even heard of this shit before

@Worldbankz ???? didn't know u are dis jobless

God! People cn be so jobless!!!

I thought getting unemployment was easy ...

Let me start dis final week of unemployment wit a chest & back workout! #TeamTightShirts #UnemployedTweet

@imRiCHP there's already a work requirement for unemployment and it's annoying as hell

@jmaspinall Surely the Govt intervenes to help families survive when they offer unemployment benefit, housing benefit etc?

How can anyone be jobless ? It hurts :(

I just dey imagine how jobless men stay at home with their wives, gosh home is *smh

@fridge_repairer I tink ur jobless just lik me

@LouiseMensch Can you explain why growth is still declining, whilst unemployment is dropping? I can.

The highest unemployment rate is among 16-19-year-olds at 25% #careercafe #jobs

@thesheepshaver you put to much weight on the stock market. How's their unemployment? Inflation? Exports? Imports? Growth?

Whitemead better accept my application as a lifeguard, once the lido shuts ill be jobless:((((

Speakin of unemployment! Jus found out my last employer didnt deposit my final check! Prob get back since sum would say I never worked!

@JansingCo Ummmm --- the unemployment rate is 8.3% NOT 8.2%.

@saif305 our unemployment is killing us in those rankings lol but we think overall we're a happy, diverse & vibrant city....are we not!?

How is Technological unemployment affecting the Eurozone and infact Global economy? What is it? How do we combat it? Whats being done?