News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 8

No one likes a jobless man! Shine your eye!

I'm going to be jobless forever an move into the app house then become a dole beak head, commit benefit fraud with 5 kids! Then kill myself.

@EricBoehlert I guess Christie cant blame Obama for the 9.6 unemployment ?

“@EnemyApproachin: If Being A Porn Star Or Shoveling Cow Shit Where The Only Two Jobs Left In The World Which Would Yall Choose?” Jobless

Most of girls who I thought were nice at school are now either obese, a parent, pregnant or jobless. You did me a favour saying no...

@mtoecker I blame it on the unemployment, it's been keeping me up all hours of the night.

Yay my unemployment came today. That's the last time I fill out a claim form late

Zimbabwe: population 12.5 million, unemployment 70%, inflation 265%

@praddee @Kesar_ u haha..I tell you, r really a jobless ..lol.. I miss so many of my regular mentions..seriously! &U talk abt search :))

If you want to lose your EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT Benefits, vote for Rodney /Ryan and the Republicans in Congress You have a choice!

At the @DASOUCT AGM where @timharris will be speaking on how the DA will address youth unemployment. #DasoAGM

@Lovelyyy_Tee now let a jobless nigga hold sumn tee lol

@ochocinco Dumb Ass!!! Now u jobless too grasshoppa

“@_SupremeSavage: @Lovelyyy_Tee now let a jobless nigga hold sumn tee lol” LMFAO LMFAO !

this is funny...cause 1 week from now NOBODY GO REMEMBER ANYTHING, some ppl are jobless

@LeonKnight82 Is it true united are trying to sign you??? Didn't think so ... Cos Your shit @confuzz11 @patarrant #unemployed #druggie

So at the moment, after August I will be jobless. Oh joy

Between 13.00 and 14.00, Twitter gets busy. Why? Because many of the lazy,useless jobless cunts have finally crawled out of bed.

single, jobless, hungover and lonely. Can things get any worse? You have to meet mom for brunch

@FushDa5_7 true...but you're also jobless and a thief #???????

Well, i don't know, whether i am trying to conclude it too fast. 'Engineers are never jobless jacks'

@CheckYoNigga_ cuz man dat lil broke jobless ass hoe done called me on dat fuck shit dis morning smh

Thought of the Day: Being broke or jobless is an option

@HW_Banana Yeah had a busy few weeks been here there n everywhere :) how come your jobless? u looking for another? x

Im about to open a store in my house!!!! Cause I'm tired of being jobless !!

Fact That #Obama Thinks He Can Disown RISING #Unemployment 15.3.% for All & 22% for Black Americans Shows He Will lose @daveweigel @jbarro

@TheTurnOffList being jobless is not, beside you know, you are upto something big at your own!

@TWEET_meHOE this insecure jobless 30 year old called me that! She's a fucking animal!

So I pay 400 quid a month in national insurance to wait for 2 hours and watch the jobless scum go ahead of me in the hospital !! Cunts

Imma just jobless. you can easily click unfollow button whenever you want :-)

@michaeljarvis53 coz they dont allow jobless cunts on here. Me and morgan work

Officially jobless again..its cool...imma have another one before 30 days

@Rileyy_69 nah mate people like you who sit and home jobless and stay on twitter all day are bell ends

Watching all these people go in and out of this recruitment day is sad, I am going to be jobless forever..

#business Spain extends jobless payments as austerity hits - Reuters #news

@youngsinick Literally. War n a foreign land. Soldiers homeless, violent, & jobless. Kids dying. Drugs. Poverty. Hate. Self-hate.

Our pets heads are falling off!!! #dumb&dumber movies all day #rain #unemployed

Nun of u jobless hoes cookin breakfast?

@PDispatcherSTL that's true, but I'm jobless without crime

@TamaraMaryrose aren't you jobless and moneyless

I am so jobless during holiday even though I have tons of homework and studies to do.

Trying to #connect with #moversandshakers in the #DC area to offer FREE training to #unemployed and underemployed persons. Leads? DM me pls!

@Seedabeau HAHA. i jobless now eh. lack of peeps nt?

@lolabunny42 yup a bitch inna be jobless.

Just concluded a Solid 3 1/2 hour sleep on the sofa #unemployed

What to do today #unemployed #boredalready

@SinfulSmiles we both jobless

“@Donturunfromme Nun of u jobless hoes cookin breakfast?”

@LaurenTSmith_ poor wee soul, atleast you have a fuckin job haha #jobless

lmao you so stupid “@Donturunfromme: Nun of u jobless hoes cookin breakfast?”

Feeling sleepy ...... result of a jobless mind

I might be jobless soon lol

Man, Cartoon Network sure plays a lot of Scooby Doo during the day. #unemployed

@hhhanaxtinaa so far mommy is jobless ahaha x

going to have some #unemployed adventures this fall.

I love this feeling of jobless at times...

#20ThingsIDontLike being jobless!

@chuuparker I've been turned into dry cleaner....because I'm @ home and jobless

Remember taking ugly pictures, uploading it on Facebook and titling the album Jobless ?

Three biggest turn-offs: jobless, smoker, bad music taste #dontevenbother

@scottm213 yea I know but not to the price of my liking lol #jobless #bum

Jobless refugee =1.25million house an drives round in a bmw. Hard working brit can just afford an 2 bed house an a golf #OnlyInBritain

@KvonGreen indeed I am though it means I am still at home and jobless so maybe not? hows the new job going? we must visit paul one weekend x

I'm jobless. Almost all of 8G is jobless. Cause no drama

High jobless, low CPI, bad earning/econ number, depressed housing, imbalance international trades, sell-off in Both equities/bonds. For QE3.

I and my jnr ve been jobless really! We've been repeating same movie since 12pm

Marcelus Wiley sound like a JobLess hater

I'm jobless... #whattheheck

I am so jobless that I played temple run the WHOLE day! I better be useful around the house now!

@Adarsh_B jobless everyday.

@EdiAkan @ogundamisi @doyinokupe in nija context it is finding job for the boys, here their are lots of jobless ppl

#ukeconomy tmrw. BOE minutes and unemployment. Data for the productivity puzzle. Bloomberg survey july jobless up 6k, Q2 unemployment 8.1%

@briando65485360 @19tmb @DavidMeyler......... LFC`s mouthpiece ?........LFC`s jobless retard more like. #RacistScum

@LeeJuggurnauth Let me guess another day 'working' for mama jugs #unemployed #lazy #wastingmytaxes

Which movie???@Fabulous_Eff: I and my jnr ve been jobless really! We've been repeating same movie since 12pm

@eva_hawa haha...not yet. Btw if you ever become jobless, don't even think of starting a dating agency.

@Bev___ hahaha are you jobless?

Me and both my sisters were jobless!

Hidden secret @Prince_ice: Which movie???@Fabulous_Eff: I and my jnr ve been jobless really! We've been repeating same movie since 12pm

Homeless/ jobless veteran #things that don’t make sense

I missed being jobless. But I don't wish to be one. Its hard. Very.

Keeping someone on unemployment benefits for over 100 months is not a good 'investment' mr president. #tcot

Well, it looks like I won't be able to apply for the Fellowship in Mexico this year... Hello next few months of unemployment!!

“@SylviaNgethe: Btw if you ever become jobless, don't even think of starting a dating agency.”Hey!I tried! Lol,Still new at this.

@thestreeter @stefcutter Pure bull. Dig deeper and I bet those cuts reflect discontinued unemployment bennies to tweak recovery numbers.

@EricBoehlert 10% unemployment doesn't matter if Christie chants the GOP mantra It's everyone's fault but mine #personalresponsibilty

Bo promised HOPE & CHANGE 4yrs ago. Jobs lost unemployment up Debt rising gas prices on the rise. HOPE & CHANGE how's that working 4 you???

Jobless and bored.

If I was a character in SpongeBob I would be Patrick, I'm stupid, slow, and jobless.

No longer a jobless bum!

@narender_bawal haha. Souvenir of being jobless.

The unemployment rate among individuals living with a serious mental illness is between 70% – 90%. Together, we can lower this statistic!

By???@Fabulous_Eff: Hidden secret @Prince_ice: Which movie???@Fabulous_Eff: I and my jnr ve been jobless really! We've been

Well back to work it was a nice 3 week's being jobless #money

@Channels_TV They don't knw dat little problem dey left unattended to will consume dem. D rate of unemployment is high as that of corruption

So jobless....gona watch Green Lantern:-):-)

I'm not sure, but I think my dad was just being competitive with me over who collects more from unemployment. Could that be?

day 3 of unemployment just filled in my dole claim online don't know if it works for me, don't usually!!!

Romney lost me when his rich ass sat down with a group of legitimately jobless ppl and say hay I don't have a job either....

#20ThingsIDontLike being jobless