News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 36

@connor_irving il be them on the new fm! im trying the unemployment challenge for now

Your jobless if you have your own apartment. Twitter told me so.

Dear unemployed Coal miners. When you start getting your govt checks you can take the bus to Iowa and watch the windmills go round & round.

@LibertyJJeffery send my way #clotheless #unemployed

At this rate, I'll be unemployed, blind, and without a college degree by September. Good times ahead. #not #apocalypse

@davidaxelrod 47 Million Americans on Food Stamps is a lie? Above 8 percent unemployment, the tons of new taxes in Obamacare? All are lies?

@millerjr99 GWB we had a crisis in end of 2007 and 2008, but unemployment was always well below 8% even in December. Obama destroyed us

@FullCourtPUMPS Didn't Evelyn have more $$$ than him? He was jobless, hence why he showed up on her show.

@AdamStaplehurst I think it's on bbc1, you can't watch it tonight, you have to watch it next week when your unemployed. Its so much better!

@MrTerryCash @yeahitslikedot @GriseldasBaby @DatDamnWayne clearly you unemployed

@Camoson343 nahh still jobless tryin harder then ever haha

PSA FOR THE UNEMPLOYED : Oriental house hiring lol y'all better get on that.

TUC are torn between supporting workers and increasing unemployment to damage the government #newsnight

Damn Chad is now jobless and showless over some pussy. Spiteful bitches. Smh

@ChickenN_Beer exactly!!!!! Just cuz that bitch unemployed she wanna take the black man with her

@THE1ANTONIO @yeahitslikedot @GriseldasBaby @DatDamnWayne yall been on hee just as long as i have and im unemployed lol come correct fag

Food, gas, electric, insurance, taxes, unemployment, food stamp recipients, govt jobs, US debt & my blood pressure up since 2009. #tcot

All i see is a lot of the kids who said i was goin no where when i dropped out jobless while im chillin with one. Fuck yall.

#20ThingsIDontLike dramatic, nosey, lying, miserable, dishonest, manipulative, fake,paranoid, delusional, wannabe's, lazy, unemployed people

Been unemployed too dam long.

Unemployment figures also reflect the fact that the thousands on the many different #workfare schemes aren't counted #newsnight

Got locked up, released, and divorced all in da same week? Chad Johnson got 99 problems and money gonna be 1 now dat he jobless.

One unemployment tweet and i get a job site tweet me back..leave me alone

#20thingsIDontLike 5)being unemployed

@IdiotsandLiars @blackrepublican can you explain why you had a lower unemployment rate under Bush , yea vote for #obama maybe u can hit 20%

I'm a jobless whore whose slept with 20 guys! Hilarious! I freaking love the movie What's Your Number?

A Well-Funded Startup Emerges From the Unemployment Lines: Comments:

I'm so bored now that I'm unemployed.

@LonniLon I hope I succeed lol unemployment :)

@Bruno_Di_Gradi ah, couldn't face it. With 2.5m jobless, what's a Job Centre to do? Tax evasion is massively more fraudulent than that.

@AndyG1801 Stop working and be unemployed like me! :)

@colinkane @rongalbraith people who smoke weed end up unemployed

i plan on getting up early tomorrow to go for a jog.. Seriously starting to gain weight from this sitting around jobless crack.. #NOTCOOL

@drh3 send links. I’m jobless again now do I’ve got plenty of time on my hands.

Jobless! @JerMaineJudO: Why Are Ppl Like This t.co/ZFPIbfpJ

Most my niggas, still got that work.. Even tho they unemployed.

Feeling the effects of the unemployed

@Elka72 @BumblesofRice I used to, but once I started working as an editor I rapidly found I was out of date - would have led to unemployment

@NadineSoltysik Surely it'll be knocking around on I-Player??? I cannot wait to live the unemployed dream #DailyDoseOfJeremyKyle

@ATMeakin if there's more job vacancies than there are unemployed then you may have a point, there ain't so you don't.

MO's unemployment rate remained more than a full point below the national average during July, says Missouri Department of Econ. Development

@OopsMadeHerCum fuck… Even if you werent a minor if you were still jobless you wouldnt have an apartment for the bitches to run In n' Out of

@RyanWGleason His face when he sees the unemployment numbers.

@jacobheale well yeah course silly :p I'm jobless now so whenever :L xxx

@FcknDJ WELL DUH. You just said Still Jobless MEANING I STILL WOULDNT HAVE MY APARTMENT.

@_itzLunchBoxx @_NDN you gotta have a job for at least 6 months to get unemployment

Of course she is divorcing him, he is now unemployed! Lol she has Kim K beat!

Well unemployed world, I've enjoyed you for the past two weeks but am more than happy to jump back into the working world again. ? #employed

Day 1 of unemployment post holiday. Washing, Learnt 2 blur songs on guitar, played harmonica. Wasn't bad.

#20ThingsIDontLike unemployment.

so he got cut #unemployed... and then she filed for #divorce... #wellplayed!

@Sun7ife This situation has to be hard on the both of them. Especially being UNEMPLOYED!!! Lol. & she lost her brother in law to cancer

@Tosan_N: Jss1 was so annoying don't know where all that gist came fromasin jobless people!

@jellychrissy agreed and this is reason why unemployment stats and fall in GDP appear contradictory

you jobless innit? “@Daris4real: @dolapotogbasky @spicyirishpeach *eavesdropping*”

Moral of the story..never let vagina put you in jail and leave you jobless #ChadandEvelynmarriage

live like tramps that are unemployed

@amberr_d @xjadetillson im jobless too guys!! i really really want one

This bloke reminds me how correct kinnock was when he lost. If you are poor, unemployed, ill.. Disabled. . . . .

@Bruno_Di_Gradi Good. Main problem is there's not a lot to be done with millions of unemployed people.

' I'm a jobless whore who slept with 20 men' lol that's was super funny.

“@JayDampier: Got the job I wanted! Been unemployed for less than 4 days & already gotta new job. WHAT'S GOOD.” round of applause for Jonea

@nigerianblogger I have seen tht most of u talking abt GEJ are jobless. Don't u knw the meaning of fasting. Ur head never begin shake well.

@Dogmatic2020 @RyanWGleason I give a shit about politics and it has nothing to do with my mom's unemployment.

$4 trillion added to public debt since 2008. Still 8.5% unemployment and 45 million on food stamps. Yep, America is in trouble #newsnight

Was tryn to get in school..but dont qualfy for help cuz I get unemployment. #huh

It's a bit depressing being unemployed, but (and I hope ex-colleagues don't take this the wrong way!) it's best for me at the moment.

The way you say my name make me feel like i'm that nigga but i'm still unemployed

I just realized I still have a teardrop drawn on my face in public.. seriously if anyone is jobless I need someone in charge of me FULL-TIME

!!!!! Lol @100Grandzz: Neva Take The Opinion From An Unemployed Person...They Don't Think Like Normal Working People”

Wish I had a unemployed twin I'd send there azz to work on my behalf tomorrow while I lay in lmao

@BarackObama fact: we're running 8.3 percent unemployment with you. Fact: You're the welfare president. #fact

Im about to be unemployed #gettingfired #sorrynotsorry

Enjoy school everyone! Start looking for a job now because its bollocks and im still unemployed!

Bri said Ocho gone have to get on unemployment I'm bout to hang up on her

Think back to before the crash. Thy was millions of depraved unemployed and low paid, do you think it will be different if things come good.

Feels so weird saying i'm going to work on friday after being unemployed for so long!

That jobless month sucked

People like @NewtGingrich think the cause of unemployment is too few people willing to work, rather than too few jobs. @piersmorgan

Facebook is consumed by the lonely, unemployed, delusional souls with so many haters I can't deal

@Obama2012 yet unemployment continues to rise?

@SallyBercow everyone has them because it's a cheap way of keeping staff employed, no zero hour deals = more unemployment

U jobless B? @StaiNLessTWEETS: 11:11:11pm

.@KBJ751 I agree. Unemployment stands at 8.3% and yet Romney still will not tell us the deductions he took on his 1976 taxes. Why? #p2 #tcot

@Ryan__cleveland i really need to get out, waiting for unemployment. then ill be able to come out!

Unemployed people saying they chase bags translates into I still ask my mommy for money.

@dimi_rakas don't forget unemployed

An unemployed person that's hard to please needs to get a job #pointblank

I've turned in my badge and my last timesheet... I'm officially an unemployed full time student... :/

I've been on this shit all day like am jobless.

Dolly he's jus a stalker let him b! @dolapotogbasky: you jobless innit? “@Daris4real: @dolapotogbasky @spicyirishpeach *eavesdropping*”

@MissReezyBabyLa besides her brother in law..... I'm go drive they situation to the death... They unemployed welcome to the hood lol

Denmark's gov't should focus on a new stimulus package rather than extending unemployment benefits from 2 to 4 years. #dkpol

If a woman accepts a man while he's jobless its because she knows u have potential. Don't stay jobless!

@presidentaminu: LADS ON THE MOVE!! SharpLadslwkmd...aswe u r jobless man shege

really bugs me how the government complain about the rate of unemployment and how un helpful the youth of today are

Mining and Manufacturing industries continue to recover. #unemployment #economy

No longer unemployed!!! I have a job! Such a great feeling!

If this were the

The music band UB40 got its name from an unemployment form in England. #CelebFacts