News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 41

Retail sales rose .8% from June to July. You're welcome, economy.

@BarackObama Bush Unemployment Rates: 2001 4.7 2002 5.8% 2003 6.0% 2004 5.5% 2005 5.1% 2006 4.6% 2007 4.6% 2008 5.8% Better off now?

BBC man to head NYT. Cue Andy Samberg: There's record unemployment in America and we're outsourcing NYT to England?!

Why is Obama going to possibly grant work permits to illegal immigrants, when there are already people here who are jobless? #They'reillegal

@hardball_chris We tried there plan & we tried our plan & it worked- California's actual real unemployment rate is Honestly 21% not working!

The reason red and blu join is because Redmond and Blutarch got killed and they are jobless. Fucking teamwork

I forgot what it feels like to not have a job -_- shits whaaaack. And I only been unemployed for like 10 minutes

@normalnot1 BHO creating chaos - infinite spending, oppressive regulations, high unemployment, & class division. Tactics not becoming POTUS

@SamadK Thus in short paper money will at one point disappear, can we afford it given the increase in poverty and unemployment #Pakistan

I hate when unemployed people call me during business hours

It's official I have no life when I'm jobless

@philipamphi unemployed atm single mother :/ so fking hrd to find a job fed up of sitting indoors all day :(!

#TrueLifeMiami Dolphin WR one day - Unemployed Wife Beater the next #Ochocinco

@Darrien_McGee everyday.....I'm currently unemployed

See u.,ur just rplyng nw?..go away jor 3-| @AAskij: @emsulayman jobless

@NicoNoFlaw probably unemployed living on his girl expenses. Isee u have no respect for women Niggs likeyouSuck My Dick.

It's funny when people say that they got their shit together but they still unemployed and uneducated.

@ProjectBryan ?10,00 plus interest and has to start being relaunch within 3 months, employed or unemployed? #nothanks #iwish

@NUFCguys good! I'm happy for you. I was unemployed for a year..its shit but benefits are a need

If our unemployment falls below the world average the worlds poor will have more kids to send here to send money home.

THIS IS HIS MOM ONCE AGAIN: ANYONE ADVISING THIS FOOL TO MOVE OUT IS A FOOL. WHAT EXACTLY IS A 15 YR OLD JOBLESS CHILD GONNA DO.

@_Atitty LOL I’m unemployed #secretly

@TillyTabs Spain sucks.not having the best experience...you know..and unemployment rate here is mental...think ill be back in London by Jan.

Can Chad file for unemployment? Lol

@hardball_chris The American people don't get being unemployed and having no chance of growth Joe Biden.

Besides my mother because I am unemployed

Q: why 25% of USA @Unemployed ? #Mittens : #MistakesWereMade ..Unemployment Creates Hope..

@ParksMitchel yeah thats why your now unemployed right?

@So_True_Rae unemployed!!!!

@TickedOffDem Unemployment over 8%

@Ayshaa_Diblawee and na its another one near my area...unemployed life is much better, trustt

@Ray_NO_J lmao I slept alllllll the time when I was jobless && I sleep all the time now lol

Not even nearly all the boxes. #hoarders? t.co/whq8v2ak

@Gemma_Gannon I'm unemployed. What's your excuse? :-P

@BarackObama where is your budget plan #hopeandchange #14%unemployment

I paid a 10% tax rate on my $450 unemployment check. Mitt Romney only pay 13% on his millions.

@ceut what's troubling about Obama's? 5.9 trillion in new debt, unemployment above 8%, Gitmo still open, warantless wiretaps still.

girl nah! “@UptownGlam: I hate when unemployed people call me during business hours”

@Michelle_523 Or any advice on how to deal with unemployment. Learned some valuable lessons.

I need to go out more #jobless

@GeorgeStHelms @PJackk and deqwan is still unemployed

@lilypace No! Let's kick this unemployment disease in the face!

.@49ersGOP I've seen data for job creation, unemployment claims, GDP etc. starting Feb. '09

@RisaxO @OkChey @Killa_Camxo but I'm still unemployed

@imstevewilson Jobless or self employed

Gone b hapy as shit when dis unemployment roll in #freebands

Jobless and wifeless..OchoCinco takin major L's cuz of these biddies

Unemployed again. Through no fault of my own.

@Jack_Potter18 meh .. I think ide rather be unemployed thanks

@chrisburgess_3 been already haha!! absolute state of some people is gross #noteeth #fishfactory #jobless

Lmao! X_x I'm so jobless this night X_X

worst thing about being unemployed & dieting? I can't get stoned or i'll just eat 'n eat. unemployment is pointless if u can't get stoned.

Officially unemployed! I’m nervous, and terrified, and totally ecstatic about it!

My mother telling me I can't have ice cream because I can't be unemployed AND fat. Thanks

so did any of my unemployed followers go apply at my job?

Stil back here....C wah bin Jobless can cause

-I don't think y'all understand the economy is fucked up and I am unemployed gas ain't free bitch and bus fare adds up!

My niggas got wrk although they unemployed

Yall unemployed, ugly, hunchin pillows, fuckin at age 9, on welfare, bussin it open on Skype for twitter peasants... All of yall disgust me.

Warning on youth job prospects: UK unemployment figures for the three months to June will be published later this morning, amid warni...

Never leave a hater unemployed. Keep a job for em

@jimmyfallon Reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for 42 straight months thanks to #Obamanomics. It’s time for #RomneyRyan2012.

@Matt_LRR Unemployed by choice or by force?

my niece just showed me a youtube video by One Direction. i said the one direction they should run in, is towards the unemployment office.

Getting drunk for the last night in this apartment. So many black outs have occurred here. One more for old times sake!!

Secret bills, My unemployed self does not appreciate you. #grownupproblems

I was 5 sec away from bein Jobless/ fired like chad today!

@DtaySUAVE: Jobless and wifeless..OchoCinco takin major L's cuz of these biddies

@Matt_LRR You're not unemployed, you're NSFW! (slogan courtesy of @rstevens)

Hey @Devo why not song about me & my husband, both long-term unemployed instead of 20 year old dog story? #RELEVANCE FAIL

.@imannabdelgawad Yes.I am super jealous of an unemployed Palestinian man living in California.You made me cry with your harsh words. Go die

@TheSnakePit29 unemployed life

@jimmyfallon I can't wait till Obama becomes unemployed.

@sweetirishf I only informed her that her info regarding old maggies unemployment statistics was wrong!

Omg ! What the fuck, how come I can't seem to find a job but everyone else can ! -_- fml. #unemployed

@stefcutter If the GOP were not angry @ POTUS 4 helping millions of Americans. The unemployment rate would be lower @ what level than it is?

according to the Beacon Foundation youth unemployment in Australia is four times higher than the average unemployment rate - around 25%

@Scott_Ryder more gutting for you when your jobless

@kodibevelle I understand. The job is compatible with your current sit. Therefore he is still unemployed, not by choice but bc of conflicts

Started an unemployed save on FM07 with loads of leagues. Been offered a job at Nanchang in China. I don't speak Chinese. *accepts*

#ObamaDictionary Racist Republicans: Black unemployment at 17% under Obama policies.

Chad A fool x 5... Shoulda just chilled wit me. But he wanted to get Hollywood. Now he's jobless.

@ShaunAnderson92 hahaha for the week and then i would have been jobless and poor :\

Tempted by a video game but then remembered I barely have enough money to survive the month. Being unemployed really sucks.

@Wylin_Kylin he jobless!!

Get a job nau..@lexanda01: Stil back here....C wah bin Jobless can cause

Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets Ron and Hermione Mcgonagall requires he plays for Gryffindor. Draco's a daddy's boy, Quirrel's unemployed

I've never believed it was hard to find a job. Even when I was working full time, I'd never been unemployed longer than 30 days

Im gonna convince my mom to get a job in a different state. She's already unemployed anyways! We'll help each other out!

If you consider Twitter your stage, that explains your unemployment or soon to be unemployment.

Am I late for the summer of recovery 3. I want to get a good seat. Did I miss anything? Did unemployment come down yet?

@Nonanon_anon If there is grounds, real evidence and not the rantings of @kinsellawarren or other unemployed #LPC staffers #cdnpoli

I gotta be my own boss someday I dont like mfs barkin orders talkin to me like ima child & not bein able to say shit in fear of unemployment

being jobless.

@DPioneer26 no way she is half as excited as me...lots of new Facebook pic creeping #unemployed #creepyfreshman

I find it hilarious when real estate agents follow me, cuz at least 30% of my tweets are about being an #unemployed #poet. #LowNetWorth.

Spongebob got real: Spongebob told Patrick to go to a dr & Patrick said his job didn't provide him w/ healthcare cuz he's unemployed...

Only go drinking with people who are unemployed! #AdvisingMeeting #hahahahhhhhahahahha

#shoutout to all the unemployed niggas watching The Office

Man #ocho y'all keep messing w/ bad Bees you will end up J&J = in Jail and Jobless ... Then she on to the next dummy