News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 32

@olchauvin Unemployment yes, basically they told me to do nothing for some weeks when I should have done something. Now they say...

@DannyDvelys awww bless you, right little workaholic, such an inspiration to the unemployed of b-town

@CatDaddyGeese @sheaint_morgan we know ol jobless hoe

And for the record, I'm not unemployed, I'm on sabbatical #ha #ithinktheycallitframing #pr

Since market's doubled - killed OBL and unemployment came down to 1% away from productivity curve and never raised taxes? What am I missing?

@amneet_ka Fine thanks, unemployed so trying to keep myself occupied, which has bankrupted me in the process! What about yours?

Ocho was really mad happy playing @reggie_bush in fifa last week now he unemployed and lonely . Cause of this evil bitch evelyn

I'm tired of reading already. Two jobless OAU gals should fight over a boy joor.

@JHokanson @ESPN @CFBLIVE they don't try and get to the truth. 100% ratings driven. Lots of unemployed row tahd fans at home right now

Just got fired from job #1. Unemployment HERE I COME lol

Having Monday & Tuesday off got me feeling like I'm unemployed

@PlaysOfTheWeek Chad Jobless Ex-husband in one month Johnson

#ObamaDictionary Unemployment = family time.

There aint nothing worse than an unemployed nigga

@geckler The fact that unemployment is actually much worse that that number.

Smh..jobless boi @Mista_Damash: SEND UR X-GF'S | BF'S #NUDEPICTURE TO ME if de don 4k up i go FALL DIA HAND!!

womp. im going to be unemployed for the rest of my life :'(

Money! Not unemployment but a little something. Doing the right thing kind of paid off!

As much as I would rather move out than live at home, my mom is making me lunch right now. #unemployment

Behind Every Gold Digger is a woman who will realize within time, she will b old: n replaced:: n jobless:: n skillless

Im tired of being responsible, I just want to travel more - the roomie who's been unemployed since Feb & just returned from 5 wk roadtrip.

Being jobless has given me so much time to think ... I'm so blessed .

@16_becks @stenbizzle he's not too young. he's just blocking out the bad. 3m unemployed. manufacturing destroyed. towns wiped off the map

@ItsBigPhil just like y'all don't want a resourceless chick, we don't want a broke ninja. A jobless man is a liability.

@rellevent21 most of everything he writes is complete garbage. Good people in this country are unemployed while Doyel & Bayless draw good $$

I'm unemployed, but richer than most. Let's light one up, for luck let's pose a toast. Fuck I'm going iiiiiin!

Soo Evelyn and Chad are gettin a divorce! I soo seen it comin! GOLDDIGGER!!! Poor Chad He Gonna Be Jobless, Homeless, and Wifeless!

One of the reasons why I ain’t voting for him again “@kinglou727: Unemployment under obama has been ridiculous”

@LeonKnight82 u would try and nick it #ShitBants #jobless #yourmum

Y'all remember when my twitter user name was @_unemployed_ lmao

Middle class is getting screwed by #obamanomics. High energy. High unemployment. Inflation. Raising prices due to red tape. @lgs612

I wonder if Pedro Ciriaco was in that meeting, if he was then Bobby Valentine would be unemployed right now. #Legend

Unemployment in my country has escalated yet again. I'm preparing my luggage to debut in a girl group in South Korea by the end of 2012 XD

Here's a thought: Let's not get distracted by Jo Biden's 'back in chains' comment. It just gives #Obama more time NOT to talk about #Jobless

@LeonKnight82 would @PaulMalignaggi beat the fuck out of you with one hand behind his back? Course he would you unemployed ex semi pro

@jamesisboring social assistance has gone up. everything you said is mostly short term. the long term is the debt and unemployment

@VersaceMichael eben mbay vag I don't want u to be jobless

Lol @Hephe221: Smh..jobless boi @Mista_Damash: SEND UR X-GF'S | BF'S #NUDEPICTURE TO ME if de don 4k up i go FALL DIA HAND!!

Getting drunk now that I'm unemployed. t.co/UQ2BqIvx

Any bets on how long before Obama starts sporting a “Whip Unemployment Now (WUN)” button on his #JimmyCarterSweater?

@KKW1989 @paulmalignaggi He doesn't play his football on the domestic stage. He's unemployed!

#20ThingsIdontLike ppl who were unemployed living off others all of a sudden get a min wage job and act like they oh so balling now

@I_AM_TUNE_610 I would have been sippin dirty since I'm unemployed slapN the new 2 Chainz that just came out today holdin that Prenuptial?

Unemployment is so high not because of the economy but more so because americans are simply lazy. #notgovernmentsfault

@Lovely_Libra_ Chad practically lost everything... what she lose??? Chad never had a record now he jobless

@phillips63075 and be jobless for like .. forever

A rough week for @ochocinco. Arrested, unemployed, now divorced. Chest up, eyes up, pray up, man. #RedemptionIsStillThereYet

I would rather be jobless than have to say welcome to moes! 50+ times a day

. .unemployed tis whole year but NO ONE can say i asked them for NOTHIN except my man & dass just cux i aint want spend mines

@LatrineMaster Unemployment isn't something the president can really do much about. It's more the responsibility of Congress, who sucks

Chad Ochocinco Johnson is unemployed... just one more person that has lost their job during Obama's presidency. #LOLitics #sports #politics

@MediocreDave Not sure about the Atos one. This title was a double whammy: drew in viewers while getting a kick in at the jobless victims.

@GeoCorn You tell me - you've been unemployed almost as long. I'm well enough all things considered.

@MissCaniSongz your so jobless...:o

@imjohndavis @BarackObama Fact: Obama said unemployment would be at 6% before he was elected. He was right. It's greater than 6%

Meanwhile, the homeless are hungry and poor are jobless.

I'm about to start charging the govt for my time in filling out paperwork on people who got fired for good reason & file for unemployment!!

When you're #unemployed and still have other obligations/responsibilities it can difficult to prioritize.

@meganbirkett1 unlucky! You will have done 3 hours work before I even think about moving #unemployed

@Stobalicious I'd come visit but I'm a jobless skint loser :(

One more day on the job then its straight to the unemployment line where I can suck on the teet of Mama government #unemploymentcheck

I really didn't want truck problems when I am unemployed.

I get a good kick out of people who are unemployed and say they are always tired

We know b4@ol4one_one4ol: @Hissmyhill just chillin in me dad mansion..jobless, sick n tired of home

@saitmatty @GMCLeader we do not have an accurate count of citizens or electoral register much more unemployment rate.

Waiting for my life to begin. #stuckinarutt #unemployed

Evelyn leaving that nigga cause he unemployed not cause he head butted ha ass!!

gonna play GTA IV and cry because i'm an unemployed loser

Unemployed and making bank #awesomeness

I am now JOBLESS !!!

Damn I am currently jobless. Ugh

@mEtaLrOZze im jobless but I cud buy ya dumbass a new phone tho & u kno u homeless so b out

@saitmatty @GMCLeader neither do we've an official definition of employment/unemployment. Good question though!

@WeAreTheBrits America...FANNIE MAE & FREDDIE MAC & BANKS etc 'signed' UNEMPLOYED MINORITIES & ILLEGAL ALIENS into MANSIONS for SIX-YEARS!

Obama Biden have us chained to Unemployment! #RomneyRyan2012 #tcot

Would really love to have some steady work. If nothing my mother might stop looking at me as though I'd lived unemployed for a year.

@Mattison Said lower the jobless rate by 0.2 % point in 2012, when it actually rose by 0.1, N short obama plan did not live up 2 projection.

Damn, Chad and Evelyn couldn't even stay married until their new show premiered on VH1? Jobless and now wifeless. #suckstobeyourightnow

Damn no unemployment dis week??

“@_TIAwanna: Damn I am currently jobless. Ugh”bum

Both unemployed, living off benefits, in their own house, no cooker & 36 weeks pregnant & living off fast food. What a complete joke that is

@QueenAleecia yeah if I wanna be poor and unemployed lol

@MR_AMARILLO_TX back in carthage? Weren't you living in lgv? You still at kc. Well i'm jobless right now but i'm trying to find a job :/

@MJKlaim You mean, that you don't have enough money until you receive unemployment? :-(

If we had a 32 hour work week, unemployment would be minimal. We R more productive we should reap rewards.

@DaisyCannadine hahahahaha very truee my darlingg!! #jobless #skint #dossa #jezzakyle

@KITTYBOOKTTY tlking about let's go get 2 4 1/drinks then cone back to the office..she tryna be unemployed.

Most tweets I've ever seen, chai! Babe u r jobless @DoodleHeart_

But... Chad is unemployed...

I'm unemployed person pays about the same tax rate on their unemployment benefits as Mitt Romney pays on his millions.

@laurenknight__ woo unemployment ultimate win. Mine had holes in. Thrown away that monsoon sale sash! Spend all your dolla #livinthedream

Because, you know, if everyone would stop giving those unemployed slackers money, then the gov't would TOTALLY invest in education. Totally.

@LeonKnight82 back it up fight him for charity ..... Thought not #ShitHouse #clown #jobless #SingleOrderToSignOn

The British High Commission desk here is in a room that reminded me of late '80s Unemployment Benefit Offices. Hard chairs, glass screens.

I need a job .-. #jobless

@JoeBiden I'm confused, your administration has cause 14.1% unemployment in the black community and #Romney is going to put them in chains?

@Sidekick28 I have absolutely no idea what you mean by that. Unemployed people? They're everywhere tbf!

officially unemployed... sigh... goodbye McDermott International :(

.@ezraklein I'm sticking with Obama's 42 straight months of +8% Unemployment...we don't need Paul Ryan to screw that up. #Obama2012 #p2

#ObamaDictionary Disability - where serfs end up after unemployment depressed cause they can't find a job. GP #FraudWard #p2 #tcot #lnyhbt