News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 34

I can not do the unemployment thing. Sitting around all day with no goals after a certain age is not a turn on for me

So I decided to try standup comedy while unemployed. Will bomb miserably next Monday at the Moxie in North KC. Get drunk & laugh AT me!

From the flood stricken to the unemployed, from those grieving losses to those at wit's end...we have each other. That's a start. #i4TandT

@CallahanSami Get your facts right. Thanks to the #GOP, unemployment remains high, despite #Obama's success lowering it t.co/qwjjPlek

See im unemployed wit no boss hoe... While yall suckin dick for free im broke off hoe!!!

Powhatan Wal-Mart has a hiring center-- for my unemployed followers

@SlyEvns oh just been single, unemployed, and playing golf

Man being unemployed is weird

@_JessieV29 I know >_< unemployed with no car leaves me unable to go to evansville hardly at all!

Haba no fair. Like u remember me @coolimpressions: @oyinval 2day u rememberd me its like ur kinda jobless 2day

Nigga I Got put out and robbed fa all the money I had BY MY MAMA nigga!! Ended up homeless and jobless.. So before you call me names LEARN!!

@subfusced Cooler to be the unemployed murukku maapilai commanding nellu mootai from maamanaar voodu and be the annoying athimber in 1947.

@LeonKnight82 what afuckin bellend! you think you'd beat a pro boxer? ahahahahaa you'd get smashed into next week u jobless, scrounging twat

@MattP100 @wignallLCFC @Conchurmc no but u also shouldn't leave whole communities unemployed. She didn't care what happened to the employees

So Evelyn filed for divorce. Now she unemployed and alone.

No shoes not shirt cuz I'm fucking jobless #failure #thestreetlife

Ochocinco situation is proof that bitches will fxck your shit up! Man never got in trouble in 12 years let a woman get to him now he jobless

Females takinn care of these jobless , nothinn ass niggas need they ass whooped.

@JBucknoff @CallahanSami By the way, it's OK to not support Obama, if U have a good reason, but unemployment is not one of them.

To the ppl saying the economy has grown under Obama, those numbers aren't just thin, they're transparent! Unemployment is still on the rise

@FNTheFive people collecting unemployment do not spend money, economy goes in the dumper. Common sense, exept for republicans with an agenda

Bae!!! @ochocinco let da hoe know she's soooo replaceable! Unemployed and all, I A C C E P T you!!

@CraigDobbins: @JoeWood91 Fact is Newcastle has the highest unemployment in the country #juststatingfacts do you have a job?

@TheValleyBoy11 thats cos your unemployed tho #naelarry #dolebum #brew

@OnlyWayIsGinger @wignallLCFC @Conchurmc they got fairly decent pay offs to be fair, its a hard call though to make masses unemployed

semenjak cuti,all i've been doing is baking and watching tv. ada 3 mggu gik mok cuti. i can tell yg im gonna gain weight sbb jobless cmtok!!

@itskeanetime @KeaneFansSA Keane are gonna get us all unemployed one of these days lol good luck Bren!!!

So i guess i quit? #jobless i guess.

Im happi wit wher im at even if im single jobless n lonely

So I'm basically jobless without my laptop

I don't understand why people say 'whore' I mean, isn't 'unemployed hooker' more offensive?

@DaveSwindle ok. I'd say the mvt should care more about the Fed since it ctrls unemploymemt. Small govt is hard w high unemployment.

FREAKING OUT about Thursday. I find out whether I'm going to be an undergrad at one of the world's top ten universities or an unemployed bum

“@Shya_Lamour: Bae!!! @ochocinco let da hoe know she's soooo replaceable! Unemployed and all, I A C C E P T you!!”...smdh

@GOP @RNCResearch @barrackobama is that why president is doing nothing about jobs, unemployment & ignoring jobs council?

Ryan said Obama's economy worse than Bush's. Unemployment down, 3 million jobs up, and GDP well above vs. 2009. Who's he crappin'? #wiunion

Wow! 47% of African Americans who are unemployed, waiting for work or looking for jobs have college degrees. That's ridiculous.

If you wanna lose weight dramatically look into the unemployed, broke & hungry diet

This week we are reading the @Irishexaminer and its 5 day focus feature on unemployment in Ireland. #deathofthetradesmen #AFringe

@925tss, So agree. I have been unemployed for a year & I'm trying to figure out what do I need to do to be employed. It is so frustrating.

@TMZ Does he really think that`s gonna work?A woman like that can get an unemployed negro anywhere U BETTER GET ANOTHER JOB...QUICKLY

Moose parking? Whatever, you're a moose now. Lmfao

@RealMulahTruth he fucked his whole shit up now he jobless lol

@MattP100 @wignallLCFC @Conchurmc pay offs are only a short term answer. Being unemployed after working all ur life is soul destroying.

@ochocinco I ain't sayin she a gold digger. But she ain't messin with no jobless n*gga

Addicted to @dpshow! Now that I'm unemployed I might become the new Chris-in-Syracuse! @PaulPabst @HiMyNameIsSeton

@AustinJWebster @ElleFaeth @AlaynaKisst then I'm going to show the list along with your address to unemployed college grads

So they getting a divorce? Bet that ocho cinco niggah sick! He bout to be in the unemployment line n evelyn got all her gf's screaming DUHH

@DavidMDrucker Romney to Obamaat@ presidential debate: why didn't unemployment improve? Obama: why did u put Seamus on the roof of your car?

@jbouie given Obama's wrong track numbers, the unemployment, and Romney's money edge, Mitt is on course for a solid 4-6% win.

@mienyn Can we be an unemployment team, I need some motivation to get back in shape unemploymentwise

@ochocinco you ain't shit nigga u unemployed & lonely

@BarackObama @MittRomney Young blacks highest unemployment rate are under Obama & Biden. Time for change. Give Americans a chance!

You pay, because I'm jobless @ashleyfishie14

She gon take his money nd leave his unemployed big head !!! #Ochochinco

@_lucypatton sorry for the long reply, doing housework :-/ I'm currently unemployed, but I work as a planning engineer.

Well Football Manager is going terribly for me tonight. Currently unemployed. All down to @DyfanRees beating me.

Unemployed once again

@Hokuboku I got why is North Carolina unemployment so high? which is, sadly, very appropriate.

We'r both jobless even tho ure forming a srz guy...

#tbh Evelyn was making all the bread and he signed a prenup and he's jobless that's fucked up

@GazGShore ha this unemployed goat @Scotty_Young89 who's got your hand me downs trying to diss you on here. Work tomoz Scott? #roidrage

@ohara_chloe =)))) ye know me. Seriously!!? They're awfa dear though on an unemployed budget man, no a good thing #needajob #nomotebooze

Jobless generation day three: We turn our attention to #Tipperary with articles by @conorkane1974

Looking for input. Lost unemployment last week, don't start new job till next week, not paid till September. Rent is due, same with

@sloped Hahaha. Since I'm rigorously unemployed, I'll take it.

Trickle down fairy dust: Cash strapped States would reduce employment worsening unemployment.

Omo boi free mii joor@Ominigata: We'r both jobless even tho ure forming a srz guy...

Trying sleep n sum prick blasting out music n singing gotta b up in an hour n 15 for work thanks #bums #lazycunts #jobless not happy

@The_Chelsey what you talking about? Your already an unemployed bum lol

@ShanCochrane this is unemployment and being singles doin!The gyms my job and my bf haha got the munchys, trying so hard to fight them!

@MegannKeane you go to bed. You unemployed bum

@JamieODonnell8: @MegannKeane you go to bed. You unemployed bum alluw me

@liliana_1987 Such a bum. Emma can't support his unemployed ass forever.

This nigga hit a female now everybody act surprised that he got fired lol if that was my sister unemployment b the last shit I care bout

Which one of y'all ladies wanna take care of my like y'all do these JOBLESS niggas!

Been sleeping for 7 hours..time to sleep some more. I LOVE MY UNEMPLOYED LIFE.

No longer jobless its so great!

@SmartRecruiters Is Zero Unemployment even possible?

Bitches got me back on twitter, just when i though unemployed bitches was job hunting turns out they twitter thuging.......Ok lets playyyyyy

@Marmel @mittromney well if you mean lower unemployment, lower gas prices, a better economy, and a lower death toll Iraq and Afghanistan yes

Yhu workin, I'm unemployed we makin tha same Shyt

lmao i swea! “@burgess_jenise: Which one of y'all ladies wanna take care of my like y'all do these JOBLESS niggas!”

@yuriparavion Thanks, Jenni! I am keeping my fingers crossed for your job search. (But while you are unemployed...bang out that novel!)

@benjanimahadayo but so jokes, they are just a bunch of welsh unemployed peasants trying to be like Geordie and jersey shore!

I not finna #HeyBoo a jobless mf

Whether Evelyn is crazy or NOT.... The unemployment, arrest, & divorce are AAAAALLLL because of cheating. From chad.

The British Economy hasn't been creating jobs- the recent increases are still within the margin of error- unemployment is static. #newsnight

@necoleman The Fed does not control unemployment.

“@irishexaminer: Jobless generation day three: We turn our attention to #Tipperary with articles by @conorkane1974” not liking the tagline:(

Liberal's cannot move Forward they NEVER have any original ideas. 8.3% Unemployment, Stimulas gate, Obamacare gate, ACORN gate, Tax gate.

Jobless in coontown #everyday

@KatyinIndy - and unemployed

I don't trust the unemployment figures since governments have spent the last three decades redefining it #newsnight

Espn is insane if they think I am paying $9 a month just to be able to see some jobless 40 year olds mock draft

After 2 years of working at Ardene today was my last day of work! So weird being jobless but so nice

@Pat_Gray_19 naw i'm at tougaloo..gettin my unemployment right

Good read of @EdinChamber 'Business Comment' magazine. Lots of great work going on. High youth unemployment still a major problem though.

No cheat... No receipt. No receipt... No fight. No fight.. No headbutt. No headbutt. No jail. No jail. No news. no news. no unemployment.

The disease called unemployment