News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 15

@RyanTabernacle unemployed would have it's good and bad points for sure

And that's extra cheese on my McMuffin! Fucking right! -unemployed person trying to feel better

Back in 2007, abt 10% of all unemployed Americans had been out of work for 52 weeks or longer. Today, that # is above 30% #RomneyRyan2012

@DMangat7 @tbmajor97 @M_S1NGH unemployed? I'll hook you up with my dealer yeah?

@barackobama You have done nothing for the distribution of wealth or unemployment. #reallife #wearenotidiots

Jobless go topless - Strip club slogan in Gladwin #wtf

@PriestlyHolmes good 2know ur keeping The Safety Dance alive #proud . I miss it too, probs will apply again JIC I'm jobless after I graduate

I'm prolly gonna blow the unemployment office up once I leave. #bucketlist #fuckMARVIN

“@KilanRansom: chad johnson jobless .”

A few keys stats on #DC #unemployment in Q2 of 2012 to follow

@DJ_PEA_2_DA_NUT: Fuck Jordan's my mama was unemployed -- till th day i hit the corner and start dealin that boy

@hannahvanwiener I am jobless and constantly free. See me! And I hope you're coming to my dinner on Saturday

@eepems7118 ok. Dats after u mst av hired urself first. Cos it seem like ur jobless for engaging in cyberwars! If ur busy,u wudnt care.

@cori_acosta you know im unemployed!

Mutha fucking waking up at 11~~~~ Damn it feels good to be unemployed #fornow #noresponsibilities #fornow

My signal in my room bout good as the possibility of me getting unemployment with a job

She get famous and this niqqa unemployed. Hoes win again. Smfh

Last year, an astounding 53 percent of all U.S. college graduates under age of 25 were either unemployed or underemployed #RomneyRyan2012

Chad Johnson's wife says he's a liar: Evelyn Lozada releases statement after husband's weekend arrest, saying unemployed wideout mad...

The way you say my name makes me feel like that nigga. But I'm still unemployed.

rlly i think we shld knw each oda 1st“@Temmy_diva: Jobless,u want to give me a job@EngrOlarry: @Temmy_diva dat nice...so whr do yu wrk?”

@sciliz @brainscientist2 @LouWoodley In terms of unemployment, lifetime earnings, etc., science careers are still better than alternatives.

That was the shortest period of unemployment I've ever encountered.

Rising youth unemployment in Zimbabwe could lead to violent unrest, according to a youth who wants to keep his own job called Gushungo.

.#ObamaDictionary Prosperity: Unemployment check, food stamps, welfare, housing assistance, Medicaid, free cell phone, free college tuition

Ayo is such a jobless rat!! *sigh* Cc @LaDy_Wade

30 min after i quit my job an unemployment company follows me #illuminate

I wonder if @ochocinco is gonna put unemployed wide receiver back into his bio.

@prezzo_mmg support me to make my dream true,am jobless my barclays account 2025313804.

Ehn naw,I'm nuh jobless he's d jobless one@k_xae_skittlez: ah han..u don vex nii? @ms_havieb @tee_yungarab

@technogaz never again bro. On the hole that was a terate route 70 miles. Summer Sundays only, unless you become unemployed

Being jobless

In Q2, #unemployment rate in #DC was 24% for those w/o a HS Diploma compared to 3.6% for ppl w/at least a Bachelors #jobs

K @ayoonaf: Ayo is such a jobless rat!! *sigh* Cc @LaDy_Wade

Apparently its back to work tomorrow for me...? But officially, I'm an unemployed person.

Goin to pick up my last paycheck #unemployed

@JeremyCMorgan @BarackObama 14 percent unemployment. 16 trillion in debt. Simple. Short. Deadly Romney/Ryan wont go down without a fight #R2

@HarryTurnsMeOn ? is a ? boy ? becomes unemployed blah blah I don't remember the rest ????

(??? ) rat oshi@LaDy_Wade: K @ayoonaf: Ayo is such a jobless rat!! *sigh* Cc @LaDy_Wade

It's all fun and games untill your JOBLESS AGAIN!!! Haha

By the end of the day, I'll be unemployed

People protesting, you really should get a job and stop complaining about unemployment when you could be working

#seen @ayoonaf: (??? ) rat oshi@LaDy_Wade: K @ayoonaf: Ayo is such a jobless rat!! *sigh* Cc @LaDy_Wade

@ScotlandThinks Be careful, or you'll run out of pretentious stuff to do when you're actually unemployed.

A lot of yall are just high hopes amidst fateful odds. Look at the divorce rate, avg student loan debt, unemployment... How r YOU different?

Unemployment rate in GB jumps to 21.2%

K@LaDy_Wade: #seen @ayoonaf: (??? ) rat oshi@LaDy_Wade: K @ayoonaf: Ayo is such a jobless rat!! *sigh* Cc @LaDy_Wade

@obama2012 support messiahkenya my Barclay ATM 2025313804 am jobless.

I wish #ObamaCare existed 10 years ago when I was an unemployed college student, injured and couldn't remain on my moms health care.

@Obama2012 42 straight months of unemployment above 8%, $5T add. debt, 30 yr workforce low, GDP slowing.

@Mr_PlatinumPole Walmart I had to call a quits for that unemployment

#Obama's economic actions have failed to lower the unemployment rateto less than 8 percent for the past 42 months, which is a record. #tcot

@FrancescaAbbs its all lies.. huge conspiracy. All the so called unemployed are really spies for Borris Johnson.. #fact

@MDHollingsworth my degree flew past, unemployment not so much, this comic is keeping me sane until my masters starts in January XD

Im a jobless guy

#obama ONLY president since Great Depression to have unemployment above 8% for 3.5+ years #dnc2012 #dems #obama #obama2012 #IA #OH #p2 #FL

That's why he's jobless.@DailyPostNgr: Manchester City will retain the EPL trophy, Arsenal will suffer without Van Persie - Redknapp....

Everyday is sunday when you're unemployed.

@Nadir4U Both of em would have been speechless hence jobless :)

LMAO, these questions, FML people are actually so jobless.

Unemployed? Sniffing common household solvents is your answer!

Watched 20 video's of d twerk team today.. I was so jobless

Unemployed? Not if you count how I work it.

Also it brings me great joy that all the full-of-themselves know it alls from Brunel are all unemployed. I sound like a bitch but ha!

Drank my last nobles chocolate milk of the year. Joining @kellyBEE10 in unemployment

The unemployment project running on GBS realy neads some work..ngai fafa...

Lawd please help me keep my cool before I be unemployed and need bond money

@brainscientist2 @sciliz @LouWoodley Yes, best to inform them early. But warning students off science = unacceptable unemployment situation.

On 8.14.35, President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed the Social Security Act into law, creating unemployment insurance & pension plans.

@MightEvenBKesha naw my TL tells it all unemployed ass!! Lmao

I actually hope I won't take after you, that way I won't be miserable, separated and unemployed by the time I'm 50

The baddest bitches be broke & unemployed #Bad4Business .

I am destined to be unemployed for the rest of my life. #FML

Beach or no beach? #patheticlifestyle #unemployed.

there is more unemployment now then ever with even more debt on top of it, i dont think this country can take 4 more years of it..

A jobless man is a responsible mad man found everywhere and always complaining

Single Parent, Single Adult, and Couples w/o Children all saw decreases in #unemployment in Q2 of 2012 in #DC

@Jobless_Enginer welcome bro

when you're unemployed, you have a shit load of time on your hands

Just got back from the unemployment office. Found a couple of jobs I can apply for.

@23duff save your sympathy for elderly choosing eating/heating, disabled in poverty, jobless & youth w/out a chance.

Morning reflection: Mom was right, I hang out with bums. @PapaGuj , poor. @Bruchay , unemployed. Let's not even mention the musicians...

wish i waz as jobless as u.

:p @ayoonaf: K@LaDy_Wade: #seen @ayoonaf: (??? ) rat oshi@LaDy_Wade: K @ayoonaf: Ayo is such a jobless rat!! *sigh* Cc @LaDy_Wade

I love being unemployed at the moment #wakingupatnoon

@djwaglmuffin @hlrespect in Spain more than 20% of the country is unemployed :_D

#20ThingsIDontLike BEING JOBLESS!!

America has no choice but to fix our jobless and gun our gun control issues. Unemployment and guns are a deadly combination.

In deep depression how can people be unemployed for life and do nothing roll on uni

@TamaraNgosa u can imagyn ow jobless they can besmh

Yesterday I was unemployed and eating king du, now I just finished work with @davelewis7 in a cricket factory Ahahahaha

@ramindersays #IfThereWasNoPartition ALL OUR POLITICIANS FROM KASHMIR TO KARACHI would have been #JOBLESS.Selling tea,snacks..

Never Leave A Hater Unemployed, Always Keep A Job For Em #Rocko

#ObamaDictionary Strong economy: tax corporations, let unemployment rise and keep spending. #ObamaIsntWorking

Living the unemployed life #WhatToDoToday

Sitting at the unemployment offices for a re-employment orientation... Why can't they just give me a grant #icouldbegettingtanbeforework

@rsaii Niggro go to work! #unemployment

The way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga but im still unemployed.

@slimzy_prince lool...u sayin we re jobless huh?

.@BarackObama This is a choice between failed policies that have not addressed unemployment and hope that someone else will. #tcot