News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 30

Lol@Olukotun04: @dharmmypopson I blive jobless pple watch dat.

I'll Prolly see him up here lookin for a job and filing for unemployment benefits next week. Lol

U dont have a job but u be on Twitter alllll day talkin madd shyt and got the balls to tell people u unemployed after u say sum slick shyt

@la_femme_k right now he's looking like a fool. She had an agenda now she's gonna take everything and leave him jobless.

@HeyTammyBruce I didn't know you needed a permit to stand in the unemployment line.

Yes nau since jobless pple are on tweeter@dharmmypopson: Lol@Olukotun04: @dharmmypopson I blive jobless pple watch dat.

Please all d jobless peeps who only notice explicit tweets direct all d vibrator tweets to @Nawti_naijaGirl untag me,thanks

What about the thousands of people unemployed now? I hate politics.

This Year at Gamescom i will Cosplay a Jobless Lazy Fuck. Last Year i was dressed as a regular Lazy Fuck with Sunglasses.

So basically what your telling me is your unemployed?!

@thickASSmsjapan I already spoke on it he stupid for leaving the condoms in the car and headbuttin her now he jobless and bout 2 be divorced

Our unemployment in mecklenbrug alone is well over 9% these niggas dont care tho

@VOICEOFCHID @dimedee10 honestly, I doubt very seriously if any of the millions of unemployed across the country, who're worrying about how

@ag_trader this logic fails on so many levels. watch the next two weeks of jobless #s due to high #gasoline #reality

“@Tyrant_Warrior: What about the thousands of people unemployed now? I hate politics.” ~ they have excuses for that topic.

Unemployment 8.2%, gets sound bites from candidates. Family Law more than 50% no sound bite.

@TheEllenShow can't wait till new season, first time home,cause unemployed, and you're doing repeats. Luv U :)

Romney/Ryan are running out of topics that they dare discuss. If the unemployment rates were to fall below 8%, they would become dumb (er).

@JoshOWilcox I feel it's US social programs (unemployment $, Medicare, SS, subsidies, etc) preventing that here. Why austerity will backfire

Divorce effects 50% of adult pop. National Unemployment 8.2 for May. But not a sound bite by candidates on Family Law. Divorce Coach.

My hands don't like to be unemployed they like to work, I been told my hands are lil Manish they like to flirt!

@BarackObama if your plan worked as you say it has, why is the unemployment so high and why a debt 0f 16 Trillion Dollars?

Roseanne Barr & the lefty hollywood baffoons are unemployed haters that say outrageous vile remarks to get attention & work @Twitch

i'm so excited to finally live in northwest. i feel like i've made it big...minus the whole unemployed thing of course

School is very important. But is it worth dumping so much $$$, that you'll still be unemployed in your field by the time you graduate?

I'm jobless now..what's the Moves for the night? #vamping

Cant stand being jobless nomore

@iamkingkent what money he don't got money, she don't got no money.... them both unemployed....

@mkelley My conservative guess as to how high the unemployment % will go after Obama gets the 2012. Obamacare will kill THOUSANDS of jobs.

@ochocinco you can go do porn now since ur jobless ain't that what u said u wanted to do anyways in that press conference on #HardKnocks ??

I'M OFFICIALLY NO LONGER A DEPRESSED, UNEMPLOYED COLLEGE GRAD! #makinpaypuh!

You: I get an unemployment check, but I also work like, off the books. I don't know what you call that. Me: Welfare fraud.

I wish my dog loved me as much as he does @unemployed_alex -_-

Evelyn got her name big an milked chad ass now he unemployed whipped ass nigga sucka stroking

unemployed? not if you count WORKIN IT #lmao

@CitizenXTX Also, ~all~ economic metrics were worse when Reagan took office. 22% int rates. 11% inflammation. Real unemployment @ 13%.

“@MookChamberlin: Evelyn got her name big an milked chad ass now he unemployed whipped ass nigga sucka stroking ” lmao this is truuy

Little bit of a love situation over here between @tequkayla, myself, and her dog. She loves him. He loves me. I love lamp.

@SeattleCouncil Let's put the shovel in the ground and give all these unemployed construction workers new jobs building the #Sodo arena.

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga... But I'm still unemployed

Hey Hey just saw @MistyMayTreanor on Good Afternoon America :-) yes I'm currently unemployed :-( #usa

@BarackObama Fact : The longest period of unemployment over 8% since the Great Depression,

Being a jobless bum is so nice

I say that Obama will put more blacks back in welfare, food stamp, and unemployment lines.

@KBUdeogu To think they just got married 4th of last month. TF's wrong with these over-pampered..jobless ass imbeciles??

@bigchris_brfc #Workfare is unpaid & mandatory, includes claiming benefits & 10 hours pw Jobsearch, how many unemployed during Thatcher YTS?

Lower than the unemployment rate ---> MT“@CSIJosh: Apparently Paul Ryan only has 6% body fat?! So the radio told me!”

@CSIJosh That's lower than the unemployment rate!!!

All I wanna do is major in architecture but did some research and architecture majors have the highest rate of unemployment #whattodo

@NikoAnesti if i lived on the east coast, id go there for -every- launch event! the so-so advantages of being unemployed!

These hos getting rings & houses and shit. What you unemployed ass hos getting ..... I'll wait !

Rough morning...expected my unemployment to hit my acct this morning as normal but it didn't...DOL is holding it until i go and meet w/them

He'll say almost anything @mactwtz but @jahimes can't run from his record: 8.3% Unemployment, 13-Million out of work, $16-trillion in debt!

@PurcellLiam @dan_kro big Ben has let us all down I didn't think he was into this match fixing he needs to help us jobless people out lol

@Eusebius Unemployment during apartheid was much better than the current one! Abuse of power,corruption and Nepotism is the order of the day

The day I start collecting unemployment is the day I get offered 2 jobs! I was looking forward to that free money- LOL

So #results day is next week and I start #college soon after that. Where have the last four months gone and why am I still #jobless?! #damn

@SamToshie44 you tell me! (: we are open anytime. Since we are jobless right now.

@Greggerzz enlist in the record number of intern schemes currently available. Youth unemployment has always been a massive problem.

NO LONGER UNEMPLOYED! I am back with Girl Scouts in a newer position with more hours & better pay!

He unemployed and she leaving lol @Mrs_nicki evelyn

First time I've been unemployed since I was thirteen! Very strange feeling #parimove #lastdayofwork

A lot of kids end up taking on the same careers as their parents, but I don't think I should consider being a jobless alcoholic an option.

The way u say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed

Best unemployment package ever. t.co/AZENE2QP

I'm no longer jobless. Finally gonna have money. #yess

@CandidateErock I won't be doing S&M either. Apparently I am disqualified from that as well haha. Crap I'm unemployed

Yakhuthuza @Cyzar1: But if you are unemployed where do get money for drugs?

Like Josh. I'd say Taryn too but I think she's unemployed now welp. And where's Ben?! I always liked Ben Lyons

AYYYYE THIS BISH IS NO LONG UNEMPLOYED. WEEEE. SERVER AT GREEN MILL IN ST CLOUD BISHES

once evelyn heard he was jobless,she filed for divorce .

All those laid off, experienced govt workers compete with rest of us in shrunken job mkt. Equals high unemployment rates. Duh?

If you were a tapout shirt to a job I interview your next destination should be the unemployment line. #killyoself

#kimDotcom shoulda had some hidden machine guns up in there nd landmines they wouldn have raided his house like that jobless idiots.

Question: is it true that u only get unemployment when u get fired, or can u collect when u quit as well.

We've now had 1,265 days of +8% Unemployment...and yet Mitt Romney still won't release his 1977 tax return. WHY!? #Obama2012

Unemployed people always know to run a successful business.

You lil niggas fucks me up, w/ y'all unemployed asses!

Animals love me. Not so much people. But that's okay. Pet suites needs to hire me as a play time associate. Yeah. That exists.

Im a very understanding person...But if u on here all day poppin shyt like its all good u have no reason to complain bout bein unemployed

I cant stand when the reporters talk about unemployment like theres not people outhere just trying to milk the system instead of working

Are you bias towards the republican party of Mr. Romney campaign , if so how do you feel about last years 23% increase in unemployment?

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@Real_Liam_Payne i am jobless and somehow manage to continue giving you my money. can i be your intern?

@wgraham76 does the unemployment rate account for those not working/able to find work and not claiming EI? Eg landed immigrants

The driver of the 18 wheeler that scraped the side of that Mercedes = JOBLESS .

5 hours from #unemployment

Looking forward to the banter on Thursday you know. Obviously I could be left unemployed but...

If Medicaid block grants weren't scary enough, Ryan suggests stripping the Fed of its unemployment mandate. #PaulRyanFacts

Prosperity: chronic high unemployment, $4 gas, $16 trillion in debt #ObamaDictionary

@Emmae121 in my defence I woke up at 14:30/15:00 today, thought the conversation may have gone by then! The life of the unemployed hey!

Smh niggas parents bout to be unemployed

@FurnessGirl Sid sadly passed away following long-term unemployment relates depression and care in the community.

I'm so glad bc I'm sick of seeing y'all jobless low life bumbs!

@bubbz74 @paulmalignaggi Knight only has Twitter in his life. A 5'6 bully hiding behind a laptop. Unemployed & Pitiful.

Unemployment under obama has been ridiculous

@spicyaroma aw, well I've quit my job.. I'll give you my number and explain about being jobless:P

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

@JudahTheGreat i need to do that too. i am also unemployed -_-

As a tax paying business owner