News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 11

Low literacy’s effects cost the U.S. $225 billion or more each year in workforce non-productivity, crime and lost taxes due to unemployment

something's you can't call me is broke , uneducated , ugly , jobless , sperm hungry ..

Let's make it 43 straight months of unemployment BeRock! #Represent #Business

Promoting Partnerships to Address Youth Unemployment in Post-Conflict Nations. With less than 24hrs to work on my policy paper.kastress. -_-

I got a new job now, with the unemployment line.

what's new? olivia is about to turn 3! and I am about to give birth to a baby boy! #singlemom #unemployed

When I used to work =/ I remeber writing on my grind making tht money everyday now my unemployed ass gets to watch everyone else write it!

If posting self portraits online were considered employment the U.S. unemployment rate would be zero. #createmorejobs

African Americans have an unemployment rate almost double that of the overall population..Which is 14.1%

@Therealizzard just having a pit stop, walking home from Victoria. #unemployed.

@_EyemAQueen theyre's nothing to feel sorry for. This ninja chad is done! Career over jobless...

@iAmDelorean lmao why I gotta be unemployed Delo!?

I am now the employee of my old employer and possibly another job

@electradiffusa well they're well on the way high unemployment cuts spending on health service education but UK US still has money to kill

#ObamaDictionary - Obama Math : Adds to High Gasoline costs, subtracts jobs skewing unemployment rates, multiplies US debt, divides country

@Sparkhead95 LOL chris come off it JME is jobless, he needs to stop rapping, he is soo weaak! I dont like beat is MADNESS, conspiracy remix?

“@mercerch: Unemployed Day 1: What to do......” I watched movies last week on my first day of unemployment. I highly recommend it!

@lisawestx being unemployed is boring though haha

@byronkirk @ItsThomo and of course, why would anyone want to help out with statistics if they have been unemployed a year and feel failed.

#OnThisDay (1935) President Franklin Roosevelt signs into law the 'Social Security Act' to aid the unemployed and retired (via @MetroPCS)

gonna be forever unemployed, what ever jot i apply for no matter what it is i get fucking no where #htgfcdervbtrdesa #shitday

Today In Labor History-Aug. 14,1935: Pres Roosevelt signs Soc Sec Act, guaranteeing income for retirees & creating unemployment benefits.

@ZachyBeeNasty i haven't yet. Shit might as well just get unemployment lol

@BradDempsey2 @kenzyswim I'm glad you also found it amusing that I'm jobless lol

Without doing anything illegal, Im asking for suggestions on how to get dismissed from my job so I can collect unemployment.

Today's my only day off this week. But, I'll be jobless next week. And school starts again on Monday. Fuck!

Somerset County unemployment rate is forth-lowest of 26 regions covering New ...

Bout to be a jobless college student in a week...nice.

Longtime unemployment 4 older workers forced to work past trad retirement age if they can get job. #coleg change anti #discrimination laws!

With unemployment so high, how do young college students vote for Obama (idiot)? #GOP

#IfThereWasNoPartition JP Dutta would be jobless.

@Hitler_Guy @Jobless_Enginer hey india: Beta bolna bapp ko = Maa CH****** Rat ko now say again if you can

And in order to make sure no pensioners are affected, some councils are reducing the help for the unemployed etc :/ Sick :(

All those punk kids that thought they were hot shit back in gr. 10, are now unemployed, pregnant, and useless members of society.

Days like these . I be happy im unemployed .

I do not understand SoFLa Cubans. I'm talking to an unemployed person who's like, fuck yeah I'm voting Romney. Really, dude?

@Ihuoma02 so that u will employ those that will be jobless as a result of this ur suggestion,kwo?

401K contributions and applying for unemployment. I wish I had no idea how to do any of this.

Half of y'all are 17, jobless and on what grind? You all sell dope , Idc

@the_real_ivo @skytyneandwear @Leon_Flint Looks more like that unemployed leon flint !!

@dominiqueelise Yeah hopefully I do soon. It's boring being unemployed. Working two jobs sounds fun to me sometimes.

Yay for being possibly the only unemployed girl in the family @ashley_moura @BrittanyMelo97 @DarleneMelo6

Hunting on the go. This is my job. The job of the unemployed. Ha ha.

@hcdberg We now have healthcare in place. He has helped the unemployment rate! He has also helped a lot of inner city kids

@JoeBiden @OFA_NC 8.3% unemployment

Who will have the best season Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, or Chad Johnson (if he get out the unemployment line)

@frasbroon then you would be jobless

@PeggyAnnSue @itweetmyassoff2 man I'm unemployed, I'm free everyday lol

Why is the US Dept of Labor going to force #GA to pay unemployment for teachers, janitors & bus drivers during summer vacation? #gapol #tcot

still jobless #awesome

Applied to 12 jobs yesterday- can I make it 20 today? #unemployed

Let me be clear, I’m not unemployed. I’m retired. Big difference.

This morning has been slow, full of conversations with family and friends. I love this day of unemployment!

@RadioOnPoint & the majority of entitlements go to SS, Medicaid, and Unemployment benefits. Doesn't fit the welfare state argument well

Inflation on the rise, AAA credit rating lost, mass youth unemployment, zero growth. What will Osborne screw up next? #hurtingbutnotworking

@Tropicana_Sims I rather be jobless

@MrBrightside_32 just to inform you that you will no longer see me in morrisons #unemployed #yougutted?

@hellnahFUCKTHAT yikesss lol welp they woulda had to fire me.... If they were 2 fire u just because you can get unemployment from they ass

My jobless friends are busier on holidays/weekends than I am. Sigh.

I hope I get one of these jobs at jmu. I don't live this unemployed life. I have bills to pay and an addiction to support.

My sister is 14, she has a baby sitting job and a boyfriend. I'm 20, jobless and single. #pathetic @PuckettMichaela

#ThatOneFollower Who is dukhi Aatma of ur TL

“@EboniMarie_: @Tropicana_Sims I rather be jobless” lol & in jail

GONNA GO APPLY FOR THIS UNEMPLOYMENT SO I CAN GET SOME MONEY COMING IN

India is in 2nd freedom struggle. Poverty, Diseases and unemployment are major problem.

#TodayinHistory In 1935, FDR signs the Social Security Act, guaranteeing an income for the unemployed and retirees

@Trajyx Same. We're okay for now between leftover toy sale money and unemployment, and hopefully soon David's final check-

Got my going away gifts from work and I couldn't be any happier to be unemployed !!!! #ilovemyteam !!!

@shelice98 unemployment rate went up and is only going down but is still .2^ higher than when he took office.

People are so jobless that they keep repeating what the guy says!!!

@allannygren are you talking economic data like national debt, unemployment rate, etc.? Election year talking points?

@Chris_Lomas_ #true @GSElevator: #1: Football season is probably the only time of year when unemployed people know when Monday is.

Obama Choir will sing @BarackObama praises even when USA becomes Greece+our jobless rate hits 23% like theirs. Pathetic, truly patehectic

@GirlPhenom sounds like my old boss. Hence why I'm jobless and looking for a new job now

I want them to fire me. I bet I'll collect unemployment.

@SuchALady16 @sejen If you're unemployed...you attend college for free? Is this true??

unemployed and it feels so good

@elliotbeesley @jjtflaherty @sadiecain @Dextercoleman did you say jobless teenager?

Being unemployed I find myself catching up on a lot more sleep and movies haha #Nottabaddeal

PAUL RYAN: Unemployment has been above 8% over three years, the longest run since the Great Depression. Families are hurting. #RomneyRyan

@itsjannahyall Cooool. Where? & is the pay good? I am still jobless. But it's okayyyy

@vannyyyy let's move! Haha. Guy could be a jobless guy that thinks the society owes him a lot

@Julius_S_Malema Not nice to be unemployed neh? You masturbate all day... Don't worry we understand.

@autismjackson if Chad Johnson was a viable option, the dolphins wouldn't have cut him. It's what he does on the field that he's unemployed

Trying really hard to save up as much as I can, unemployment sucks.. t.co/xrv79r6J

Well its noon, I should probably leave my bed, goldeneye isn't going to beat itself #unemployment

It excites me , but scares me That soon ill be unemployed. I feel like a rebel

pooling and sharing resources didn't prevent the UK economy from collapsing or prevent millions being made unemployed. #indyref

“@colourMee_Badd: I want them to fire me. I bet I'll collect unemployment.” scheming.

@McCormackJohn Govt debt is a chronic and growing problem. But w rates on govt debt ~ 2%, hardly a crisis. There's time. Not so for jobless.

@teddypiper @KieranPell you expect me to believe that you did that, or have you learnt to cook during your unemployed waster stage

@Sentletse: People aged between 20-30 own only 5% of established businesses and youth unemployment hovers around 50%. **side eyes NYDA**

@JamesWilliams_7 noooooo your not unemployed like mehh no more :(

Why isnt the #DNC subtlety pointing out things like the Oil Boom leaving businesses scrambling to hire? Unemployment isnt everywhere...

Given that unemployment, inflation and GDP figures turn up on a regular basis, I should probably stop re-doing graphics for them every time

Hope yall jobless muthafuckas take heed cause I'm not posting that job tweet again

@ErickBetch well at least you had a job, I'm jobless :/ But that's cool and hopefully a more interesting one too :)

BITCH YA ACT LIKE YOR UNEMPLOYED #YA DON'T FN WORK

@thommurph I don't trust things like this at all. Knew plenty of unemployed grads pre-crash.

@GuySpann Those aren't all private industry problems, which in NO way have been centralized. Private sector loves unemployment = cheap labor