News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 17

@Yimm_Yashaaa nigga I had a job you was the jobless bitch

@JustJereePhotos who the heck wants to be a secretary. A degree is useless unless u have a degree in demand. Ask all the. Jobless with one

@mboyle1 10.7% increase in NY unemployment can be helped by getting #DelphiSalaryRetirees pensions back. YSE estimates job creation

Why do unemployed people wait until after people finish work to go to Tesco? Try getting out of bed earlier and stop watching Jeremy Kyle!!

@piss_wizard if I wasnt as broke & jobless as yourself id pay you proper salary for your full-time work here at twitter dot com rilly doe ty

But I'm sure Chad and Evelyn are feeling mighty low over this. Over a condom receipt? Now dude unemployed and V H 1 pulls the show

In such a good mood today even if i am still unemployed :-(

#IfThereWasNoPartition unemployment would have been massive because indian army 700k men are for kashmir only.. sab bhookay martay

@FreedomsBlsings @RightBlast We've had a great economy, unprecedented growth & low unemployment over the past 30 years. Fairy dust, huh?

@GroverNorquist: 745,000 more unemployed Americans since Obama moved to WH. How many of them are Govrnmt workers?

I Wanted To Take Online Courses And Work, But The Way Things Going Everybody Gone Be Unemployed Soon.

Now She Half Way Jobless Lmfao, Karma Karma Karma

@KushNHaze2K wit my unemployed ass haha

Those people should all have their wealth redistributed among the chronically unemployed/actively seeking work.

So all the jobs that didn't Call me when I was jobless,now they would Call once I got a job....smh...

hibernating from #NHL until season starts, until then it's all about golf, darts & bowling because no individual wants to be unemployed

@Obama2012 world economy need revival.world g d p should grow in double digit to remove educated unemployment.G20, OECD,EU must work as ONE

Uh, praise the lord? I thought I was going to get like $150 for my last paycheck from Taco Bell since I've been unemployed for a week &half.

@michellemalkin 10.7% increase in NY unemployment can be helped by getting #DelphiSalaryRetirees pensions back. YSE estimates job creation

I just want my bed, oh how I took you for granted when I was unemployed..

@christiannetag I don't understand how people are satisfied with gas 440s, unemployment 10% and thousands of foreclosures in Cook County

A Well-Funded Startup Emerges From the Unemployment Lines

$GBPUSD is holding its own. Sup 1.5660.. Jobless claims and minutes tonight

@BimbolaOmisile Even in the 60s, there was high unemployment, no jobs, national debt was that Bush's fault too? Yeah ok

True Story! @cynthia604: Morning reflection: Mom was right, I hang out with bums. @PapaGuj , poor. @Bruchay , unemployed.

The unemployment rate is the worse since 1982/1983. With Mr Obama will we get another 4 years?

Need to get away from unemployed, hungry MFs

After a year on unemployment my wife got a job offer today and she will be back at an elementary school as a counselor this fall. #happy

@FreedomsBlsings @RightBlast Obama gets in with his Marxist agenda. Boom. No growth, high unemployment, high debt. Obamas still doing drugs

Must find a job ASAP. Mktg, PR, journalism, social media, even some sort of admin. assistant gig. Any help would b fantastic :) #jobless

I wonder is @imGHETTOBARBIE unemployed today???

Only thing that comes out of smoking weed is unemployment . Count me out ! #teamabovetheinfluence lol

He will lower the unemployment rate from 14% to what it was before Obama #PaulRyanFacts

@_Jbeauty u still unemployed?

ok it's too hard to do, I'll just be jobless

Chronic unemployment will do that for you. Ag family income down $4500. Nice work @BarackObama: Your tax rates are lower by about $3,600

@Mo_AbsharA yea so awesome :D no both of them. I am unemployment, hahaha

jus jobless...

@BarackObama You promises were never kept. We still have massive unemployment and an enlarged debt thanks to your policies.

@maneta_m pls tell him seydou so jobless and immature I so feel like slamming a chair on his face!

The problem with being unemployed is that there is literally an infinite amount of nothing to do

@brixo220 @GOPBlackChick Libturd? How educated of you. So we're rounding unemployment figures up? Must be the new math in the NCLB act.

Morning run around wascana lake and now off to lunch with my special lady, a good start to my unemployment #backtoschool @QueensBEd

Peep the caption tho... werk. Naw, that's the unemployment office and then some... @oneBRITw0lfpack @SavageTho @DreamChaserZeek

@BarackObama what about your #promise to get unemployment below 8% otherwise it would be a one-term thing.....what about that promise???

My legal assistant wore a mullet dress to work & now she's going to see what it looks like in the unemployment line.

@KingMike33 besides that time wouldn't hurt us here, the majority of our early voters are retired, unemployed or use absentee ballots

Unemployed hoes

I'm very tired today from work, totally jealous of unemployed layabouts. I wish I had my brothers job! @Dean_Catney

#IfThereWasNoPartition Sunny Deol would be unemployed

I am now unemployed. Great. I'll think of it as an early vacation before school starts.

@RebelACole *every single* recession since WWII has ended with higher unemployment than when it began.

@mosquito_bat you just changed what you wrote :P yes im that jobless

@nkulysbu06 hi, eish it's tough, I am also unemployed.

black unemployment is much higher under obama. why doesn't that bother these obamabots?

#IfThereWasNoPartition JP Dutta would have been Unemployed!!

Im sure there are a lot of unemployed niggas in Miami who go to clubs where Ymcmb & Mmg go 2, with black bags scooping money off the floor

I can careless what a broke jobless nigga who can't keep their cricket on subtweets

If students got paid for their good grades, they wouldnt have to get jobs, thus opening up jobs for the unemployed

Arief Hamizan is an unemployed nineteen year old with no sense of direction or purpose in life.

@samaco50 Don't drive anymore. Unemployed at the moment.

@LinwoodDave And what happens to the millions unemployed? The long term sick? We are talking about vastly different countries.

last day of being unemployed :(

It's amazing how life works!i was unemployed for 1 year and now 2 jobs! I don't have enough time for my schedule.

@Bradicalism unemployment lowpoint #2 going home after IKEA and cooking for your employed girlfriend.........in your new apron! Oooooo!

Jobless@_Asquo: 1234567890@#$%&*-+()!':

Is unemployed footballer Michael Owen entitled to be on the dole?

@ksmith474 @GOPBlackChick Conveniently for you, TRUE UNEMPLOYMENT rates cannot be calculated. Might as well say it's 75%. Prove your numbers

I think rather than self-describe as unemployed, I'm just going to say that I'm on hiatus. If Kings of Leon can do it, why can't I?

@BarackObama You lie. 8.3% Unemployment, credit rating downgrade, 15 Trillion in debt. Are you for real, POTUS? R&R in November...

Unemployment office is ridiculous dude

Can you collect unemployment if you get fired?

Can't afford to be jobless, but can't stand my job. What do I do? HELP ME?

@J_Vossy haha crease up!! The joys of unemployment!! #bum

When ppl ask me what college I go to

@starlingdavid @GOPBlackChick I actually dare you to spell out how unemployment rates are calculated. What's the formula? I'll wait...

@VisitSpokane @goodguys i was hoping to win some tickets im currently unemployed and dont have the money to buy some

Do you know how good it felt to be 'unemployed' for 11 days

@HoagTim @GOPBlackChick I'll give you the same challenge as the others. What is the formula used to determine unemployment rates? I'll wait.

I need an unemployed friend that can just come with me everywhere I go.

@TheKudlowReport The unemployment rate is the highest since 1982/1983. With Mr Obama will we get another 4 years of the same?

Don't forget OUR SOLDIERS DYING while #Wallstreet & #LIBOR MANIPULATED THE FINANCIAL MARKETS>how they'll get along UNEMPLOYED

threw my these papers away an said fuck it im done an walked out...yup jobless now

you think you're running shit. but you're still unemployed. oh.

Unemployed? Not if you count how I workkkkk it! -Baby Daddy

@sillijo my pleasure silvana!! Just for fun!! I am very jobless so little fun!!:):)

When I'm unemployed, I tell bitches I'm an Economic consultant oh word?! Where at?!... In Brooklyn

@NathanMerritt24 #SelfEmployed not #UnEmployed

He is a Yahoo boy if his doing good in life/ she is a runz girl if she dresses nice. Just cus u are Jobless and Lazy doesn't mean we all dsa

Jags need to pick up Chad since he's unemployed...

On August 17 at 4 p.m I'll be unemployed again *sigh*

@dypriyank I was gainfully unemployed all this summer. Taught my girls addition ( upto 2 digit numbers) and subtraction. And school starts.

Where the kangaroos r.....he is now jobless

This feeling of complete discouragment geta harder to fight every day. #cantgetoutofbed #unemployed #collegegradfailure

@94Zoeee94 I'm jobless. Haha.

Unemployment does have its perks

Unemployed #ItHappens

As I sit waiting for my food in BWW I see a bad ass professional chick buying food for her unemployed boyfriend

@morgan_blais yeah I'm jobless and broke

@shosandburritos It's way better then unemployment. People be cutting fools for jobs these days! No complaints here.