News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 35

Well at least @ochocinco not giving Evelyn any of his money. He still unemployed tho

@MaeJada haaaayy baby guuurl!! Ive been on the road for work but im done now!! Jobless again lol i miss youuu when are you coming to mtl!!

The ONS should start compiling underemployment figures as well as unemployment figures. #newsnight

Damn just like that your life can change. Married.Husband arrested. Husband jobless. You're jobless. Divorced. Smh

@wgemsc @bentleyata @atalegacy thanks for talking about my up coming fight this morning just an unemployed vet trying reach my dreams.

@millerjr99 Darling GWB we had on average 5.9% unemployment. We did MUCH MUCH better under Bush are u insane. No dice dear! Give me Bush!

I'm really enjoying unemployment.

I'm a jobless wanker

@foxmeupthearse I get a stern talking to cuz they don't like to pay unemployment

Zero hours contract means the employee isn't an unemployment statistic. But no work, no money ... #newsnight

@fredadewar let's see Obama spent over $1 trillion bucks with the promise of JOBS and over 30 million American's are still unemployed

#20ThingsIDontLike Bressie, Man Utd, Fianna Fail, Sinn Fein, Green Party, unemployment, hunger, seafood, dance music, realityTV, nightclubs.

#CASeniorHunger hearing: area agency on aging rep says increased # of young old, many unemployed & facing early retirement, are hungry

I need a job!!! #jobless :(

“@Ms_Yauki88: How do folks make it with no income #justcurious”// welfare unemployment etc smh thought yo ratchet ass would know that lol

Salvation Army serves the jobless and homeless ppl food

lemme gauge to the size of a nickel, and I'll be done. Jobless, but done.

@lisann2013 @jazgee510 Lol, I quit.. so as of now I'm jobless :(

@DawnHopper30 i know how you feel! i was unemployed for quite awhile xo

The only thing worse than being unemployed is having a job

#IfThereWasNoPartition There wouldn't be movies like Border and Gadar! Sunny Deol would be pretty much unemployed :)

The way you say my name, makes me feel like I'm that nigga...&.I'm still unemployed

Good News - Unemployment is falling - lots of zero hour contracts. Only drawback Zero hours = Zero pay but at least your in work!!!

Unemployment has gone up 4% since Obama took office do ya think somethings wrong!

I hate the world of unemployment. #INeedAJob

@DaveSwindle btw in case it's not obvious, I'm talking about cyclical unemployment.

CarterCrisis: It's a cause of the increased inflation and unemployment that we now face.

The reality of work in 2012 : zero hour contracts. Underemployment is nearly as much of a problem as unemployment, esp for young #Newsnight

@YungIllJackson Mannnnnn not ish.! Still jobless man.! SMH

#joebiden party that doubled black unemployment tells blacks the OTHER party wants to put them in chains. #tcot

Officially unemployed #FreeMan

Poor @ochocinco .. Arrested, jobless, and a divorce?? She probably deserved it #annoying

Fresh off WORK!! $$ What u unemployed folk doin wit all yal free time? Lmaoo #ABrokeNiggaAintShit

Lmaoo poor Ocho, jobless and single and a case in court.

Bored of @LeonKnight82 banter. It's currently at the same standard as his football career unemployed.

Guy get a life 4 ur self okay u 2 old 2 be doing dis shit u re jobless @Loaded10: @emjayfentydivah mayb the maggot are in your pussy.

If you're on a zero-hour contract, why call for them to be banned, when you can just quit? The effect's the same: unemployment. #Newsnight

@Nissemus Real dictionaries at least have ‘informal’ in there somewhere. As in ‘not suited to serious pieces on unemployment’.

Arggghhhhhhhhhhhhh..dz dude z rilly jobless -_-

@MoveOn @PaulRyanVP @MittRomney Obama does NOTHING to stop the hemorrhaging of America's work force to unemployment! 0 improvements w BHO!

@Obama2012 @MaxCUA @xwex @Only4RM @TheReidReport @BarackObama actions is why USA #Unemployment only 8% & Not 18% to 25 % as in Europe.

Zero hour contract = unemployed.

@ReignOfApril I just don't think people can ignore 8% unemployment and millions being added to welfare

Steve Jobs name wouldn't have suited him had he been unemployed.

@jackiedbag that would lower unemployment by 10%

@Soshajustis True, we agree, good point, how about if we bring back the Civilian Conservation Corps to recieve unemployment benefits.

Unemployment sucks but as many interviews and appointments I've been to might as well be a full time job #Exhausted

Spike Lee:expectations too highon savior O. What? Not enough unemployed& on grubstubs? What else ARE his goals? #RomneyRyan2012#tcot

@theonlyadult Obama - record debt, record unemployment, outsourcing jobs with tax $

@C_Johnz. Sir, I beg to differ domestic violence is not hard times. Hard times includes sickness, unemployment, etc.

I stop fuckin wit ghetto, bum , freakd out, jobless , broke, hoes .. O so I ain't REAL na ?

@abshanky123 on a tusdy nyt??? Do I rly look da jobless???????

@JettaJ ohhh ok. Ill come in Friday then :) start Monday!- least i got 2 weeks if i dont like it become jobless & go ibiza! :D #iwish

a 65 year old gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas,I said yes.This is what my unemployment has come to.FML

Sending my birthday EP out to get mastered. Tracking demos for the new solo project. Last week of unemployment ( hopefully )

Who's shocked? I mean really. He's jobless, she lost one of her shows, over a head butt.

I know I sound like a white girl but don't put me down as a work reference. I'll answer the phone whadupp doe! and you'll stay unemployed.

@TramonOnDemand yeah since he is UNemployed!?

@latimes Have you ever wondered why you subscriptions are down? Those who read your rag are unemployed now & the rest know it's propaganda.

Trying to work out if this Tory MP on #newsnight genuinely believes that the cause of unemployment in uk is inflexible labour market

#yorku as of Friday 5pm I will be jobless, please hire me!!!

Gavin Esler, you plum. Structural unemployment in Spain is not a validation of OUR employment legislation.

Comparing our unemployment to Spain's in the context of labour market flexibility, as if there were no other factors or differences. Nice.

'When unemployment is high, companies use this as an excuse for extreme exploitation'. #newsnight

@tomhatton1 It works until you need a little money and work doesn't have hours to give you. Then you're as good as unemployed.

Being unemployed is such a shit feeling...

.@stuffthatilike @ChicoDelainky The bottom went below 5% unemployment with the idiot President last time.

@SallyBercow no wonder unemployment is falling Classed as being employed - drawback is you don't work and you don't get paid.

@jakkicowley that was just eg i know its a scandal in any organisation just exploitation of high unemployment rates

@tonygillespie7 haha thank you. How are you anyway ? Enjoying unemployment ?

@cutietega_ mk sense i'll try t 1day. . . wn m jobless sha

Germany's unemployment is not lower than ours solely because of their employment legislation. It's because of CURRENCY, yo.

Got the job I wanted! Been unemployed for less than 4 days & already gotta new job. WHAT'S GOOD.

As if by some form of annoyingly poorly-timed magic, I've gone from being unemployed to having two jobs in less than 48 hours #GOGETTER

All i have is some gas money and $10 until Illinois Unemployment pays me again next week. WTF IS $117 A WEEK GON DO FOR A BIG NIGGA LIKE ME?

#DailyMail defends #Tory exploitation of the unemployed, sensitively invoking the spirit of #Nazi Germany's #arbeitmachtfrei , later removed

Gavin Esler: We must be doing something right as a country. Spain have 25% unemployment and we don't. Oh. Wow. #newsnight

@chloex_lauren haha ye or normal 22 year olds who are unemployed? What is that fatty going to do with 147 million.. Eat it? X

im unemployed again oh well at least im getting a kitten soon

Losing my mind

Zero hours contracts appalling and completely exploitative. Also v helpful for gov unemployment figures #Newsnight

Divorced, unemployed, no reality show ... Sad day in America man

I mean start my career. Fuck now people are going to think im jobless and broke haha

Not loving this whole unemployed thing.. Even though it's only been a few hours

@danyalevy one problem with that line of thinking... we have a working holiday visa to the UK and they have 8.1% unemployment!

You have a black girl hair cut LMFAO my mom...

as i predicted evenly filled for divorce…. u can't golddig when he is unemployed, i hope you got a prenup @ochocinco wish u the best

he is a convicted felon and employed in the NFL. ocho is alleged an unemployed. let's talk about that . Evelyn didn't ruin shit.

@frontAdub in Portland! Just soaking in my last unemployed summer lol. Let's do something

.@BarackObama ur unemployed/unemployable, disability-benefit receiving supporters have plenty of free time to watch u on YouTube,don't they?

I should be jobless for a while right now.

I need a job!! My Unemployed ass

@John_Ferrett zero hour contracts, together with temporary & PT jobs, hide true level of unemployment/under-employment

@MERC_BOI AND UNEMPLOYED

@CopperRef guess that makes up for 8.5% unemployment rate and increase in welfare participation. Guess Robbie-town needs more sec8.

@GemoftheOcean ok years of unemployment and a family clearly changes all of that

screw it im trying the unemployed challenge for once

@Danielle_Stram @merjones013 I'll see about Animal Collective. Kind of unemployed and going broke because all these concert tickets lol.

How is having my own apartment a Jobless Problem........ I will fucking wait for this answer...... @FcknDJ

I'm a jobless whore that slept with 20 guys!