News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 16

Lol my boss threatened to fire me. 1: I had no clue wtf he wuz talkin bout. 2: I'd LOVE to get unemployment. 3: IDGAF!!!

#20ThingsIDontLike 12. Making jokes on serious issue or people who are working hard. Jobless people have no work but to joke on others.

I understand the weariness of supporting an incumbent President with unemployment still high.

Obama feels 8.4 percent unemployment, economic growth below 2 percent and more than $1 trillion in new debt every year is success

#SeniorCitizensAgainstObama The truth will set you Free and Put this PRETENDER on the Unemployment line in Nov! #tcot #p2

What is protocol on quitting your job and collecting unemployment so I can eat boxed mac n cheese and watch the Price Is Right everyday.

Coming to the mall at 1 on a weekday makes me wonder how many people are actually jobless.

@nuttycow At the 'rents. Needed to put my unemployed uniform on. Too hot.

Lately the only thing that's been getting me out of bed is needing to pee. #unemployed

Dreaming of me falling off until I woke up there employer!! Never leave a hater unemployed keep a job for em!!

Stop wishin ppl would stop hatin on u why should they be out of a Job while we work Let them do their Job no need 2 send them 2 unemployment

Mayors from 2 Cities: Bismarck, ND, with nation's lowest jobless rate 2.8%...and El Centro, CA, with highest 28.2%. Today 2pmET

@tcw62 But it will work so much better when she's unemployed and on the streets. #Neon

That time when I might be jobless by this time tomorrow.. O_o

@FirstinGlasgow why do i pay premium price to ride with junkies and the unemployed who ride for free??

I need to quit both my jobs and collect unemployment #USA

Oregon's seasonally adjusted unemployment rate for July: 8.7 percent, up from 8.5 percent.

@MrsGandhi who to hum hone nahin denge, that wud leave a lot of Babas and swamis jobless !!

Unemployment & living at home means chilling at the country club every day. Damn right, I'm a swanky bitch now!

#20ThingsIDontLike - being jobless

Let's put projections for deficit, unemployment, GDP & health of social programs on the ballot instead of the candidates & party names.

The perfect Democrat would be an atheist illegal alien transgender single mother unemployed union organizer with AIDs 'unjustly' in prison

@edhenryTV Are u serious? Did #Obama talk abt his dog dinners? What abt the economy, unemployment, national debt, budget & health care?

Lo mtwana ung zela ngo ku stota, unemployed bt she hella with a blow jo'

2.) My job laid off/or cut back & I'm out of work... (so long their unemployment ran out).

HT @highroadCOWS: The unemployed are not the problem. Lack of attention and commitment to building a strong economic recovery is the problem

@chAKAstylistiK: No matter how much your daddy can support you, get up & get a job!!!!....unemployment is 8.3%...u cnt just get a job

Iro o! Yo, unemployment is real. That is how NOT to get a job unless you're applying for priesthood position!

...Funded through a 2% payroll tax, the 1935 Social Security Act offered aid for the unemployed, elderly, children, health/welfare programs.

#ObamaDictionary Doing just fine = 23 million Unemployed

Works at: unemployed #soreal #fake NOT Shawn Johnson @dancolascione

@AntheaButler @slate If you call the unemployment rate above 8% a success, then it was, nothing successful about the stimulus here

Sniff an unemployment line of cocaine.

@TheReidReport @ewerickson If women voted for politicians b/c of hotness, most of the GOP would be unemployed.

Okay, I was joking about this kid wanting to wear my skin but now I'm not so sure it's funny anymore... #holyshit

Like wasn't unemployment 10.98 percent in 2008? Now it's less than 8.0 c'mon republicans......

Hello unemployment

I've failed my probationary period at work. I'm now unemployed again.

The unemployment office is a scary place that I'll never set foot in again. Hopefully.

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BUT Unemployment And Illness followed close by....

The unemployed Harry Redknapp has suddenly becomes a soothsayer,did he also predict his sacking,dismissal or debacle season??@ESPNSoccernet

#20ThingsIDontLike lazy unemployed people...

Can superstars get unemployment checks even tho they've been set for life?

What radical ideas --- cut spending, balance the budget, drive down the deficits, reduce unemployment, how will we survive this?

Olympic legacy: cartoons in yesterday's Times. 1 the unemployed will now be known as volunteers. 2 we'll all be forced to be PE teachers now

So...rising unemployment, nil growth, decimation of public services...AND rising inflation. Well done chaps!

New July #jobless rates out. Up 8.7% over June's 8.5%. The U-6 rate - for the underemployed - is up to 17.2%

Downhill marriage....unemployed husband....canceled show...death of brother-in-law...the storm is heavy for Evelyn right now ?

Being unemployed is so damn boring.

@mufconeill @jimbobsqrepantz No, I'll have a go after our run this evening. I'm the unemployed one, it's the least I can do...

@kimclarkehuff MS and AR always tie in last for highest obesity and highest unemployment.

@LaurenHutton_x sounds horrible tbh, would hate to be pure skint and jobless!

MT@BeeSaysPolitics: Unemployment and guns are a deadly combination. Employment and sandwiches are a delicious combination.

@MittRomney you can't really get America back on track with outsourced jobs. That still leaves Americans jobless.

Seasonal Adjustment: Method my hacks at BLS use to falsely keep the Unemployment Rate under 10%.

I have not been unemployed in soo long. This feels whaack

@RepKathyHochul 10.7% increase in NY unemployment can be helped by getting #DelphiSalaryRetirees pensions back. YSE estimates job creation

@SayethSimon hey stupid, no one gives a shit. the unemployment rate is 8.2%. its been above 8 for 42 straight months. #HopeAndChange? #Mitt

@JonnomiddWAFC haha, my unemployment amuses you too much mate ha

@TheBossLadiiee lmfaoo it was a reaction lls now his ass on the unemployed market with everybody else Smdh

Pls, I nid a job seriously...idleness & unemployment is not healthy for a vibrant youth like me. God intervene!

@SenGillibrand 10.7% increase in NY unemployment can be helped by getting #DelphiSalaryRetirees pensions back. YSE estimates job creation

@Hollywoodbdp im at home doing that cuz I can't find a job...smh to the unemployment rate!

Fact: under Obama we have seen an increase of unemployment and well shit has hit the fan. Fact: happening everywhere in the world.

Fuck being unemployed, fuck being absolutely flat broke, I love that I'm going into debt and I'm only 17. Starting off my life just right..

@ChuckSchumer 10.7% increase in NY unemployment can be helped by getting #DelphiSalaryRetirees pensions back. YSE estimates job creation

#2 do we want to be a blend of Spain,Greece,Italy & France..with no growth, 75% tax rates and 25% unemployment ?..Thx..i know the answer..

Dave (who doesn't use trains) puts up train fares by nearly 7% while cost of living, unemployment rise but #weareallinthistogether right?

@louiseslaughter 10.7% increase in NY unemployment can be helped by getting #DelphiSalaryRetirees pensions back. YSE estimates job creation

But I'm about to be jobless Saturday.

@ReadNtheDark thanks for tweeting this my mom didn't receive unemployment this summer bc of this law.

Seems like we have lowered our standard of living to other countries due to unemployment..

Realising how disgustingly unemployed you are when you have no idea what day of the week it is anymore, Tues? Weds? Thurs? Genuinely no idea

@RepBrianHiggins 10.7% increase in NY unemployment can be helped by getting #DelphiSalaryRetirees pensions back. YSE estimates job creation

Officially Jobless :) I Will Miss This But $ Can't Buy My Happiness. Time To Find Me A Sugar Daddy

watching batman begins! yeah. am so very jobless! :D

@Jneddy I had planned on being there tomorrow. Won't know until tomorrow morning. I need to go to the unemployment office

I'm deeply saddened by the state of disarray present w/ student loans these days. Forbearance mandate until unemployment goes down? I wish.

@EWErickson Obama ended the following as we know it: unemployment debt deficits healthcare etc.

From Room1to Mau:MWENDWA'S AVENUE Kwa kipyego to Jobless Station:BIRGENS LANE Gram those titles

Rob Jeffrey- By 2021, he carbon tax would reduce South Africa's GDP by 3% and increase unemployment growth by 700 000 jobs #MGcritical

UGH!!!!!!!! I don't get unemployment til 3:30, the person I have to talk to won't be here until 2 once they get here I can't leave.

You know you're unemployed when it's Tuesday afternoon and your at IKEA with your Mom and Grandma. #lowpoint

Has Eveyln been being abused? like she's been oppressed for years. Shit her life is gonna go on while Chad is jobless. He need that Alamony!

This cat is cat a cat very cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat jobless cat person cat busy cat for cat 10 cat seconds cat

So, in terms of ambition vs outcome is 'George' Osborne the worst chancellor ever? Soaring #inflation #doublediprecession #unemployment etc

In #Oregon, 177,801 people were unemployed in July, up 6,668 from June. Still, that figure's down 11,350 from July 2011.

Week 4 of unemployment. State of KS still not holding up their end of the bargain, then again, they don't believe in evolution.

Some dudes gon be jobless&smoke weed all their life! You think I will bring you in my life or my daughter's ohh no sir not me!

So the Republicans are energized to get America back. What are the democrats energized for? More deficit? more unemployment?more Depression?

Unemployed #Romney 'earns' $80,000/day (based on the avg 250 work days/yr.) Avg US income: $140.00/day. He needs a tax cut why again?

#social security in England called jsa ESA IS job centre plus dole for those who are disabled sick or unemployed

@mistala1 10.7% increase in NY unemployment can be helped by getting #DelphiSalaryRetirees pensions back. YSE estimates job creation

I was only jobless for 2 hours

@BarackObama Does Staying great mean living on welfare for those that are unemployed? A perpetual welfare state? #Romney2012

#LinkedIn Tip: Unemployed? Post that you're actively pursuing new career opportunities on your status update.

Don't want to be jobless #totesunfair

@ericwolfson @ericcf All that tells me is that you're unemployed and need something better to do with your time.

Officially not jobless GO ME!!