News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 33

@dopeASH_it I'd rather be jobless than work at Levi's lol

Cant handle da job so na You Unemployed !

@olchauvin This is very problematic indeed. Normally, without the error they made, I would have get the unemployment now.

Labor Dept forces broke GA to pay unemployment to teachers for summer out of work!! Insane! #romneyryan2012

@CraigDobbins @thedailytackle am not arsed about unemployment lad.

@cowboysfaninky @vrybdpkt @BarackObama @e_cowperthwaite Or was that unemployment? not the economy.

Biden references slavery N last capital of the Confederacy 2 a black audience speaking for a black Prez who has increased black unemployment

And now Chad Johnson is jobless, a permanent record, and back to being single. What else can go wrong?

When are they going to stop this extension for unemployment? If there is so many jobs out there then all we are creating people to be la ...

@AllyRobertsX bbz. I'm unemployed. #foreveratramp

So I'm unemployed again. Don't know how I feel about it...

Now u have people wit degress working at department stores and mcdonalds while less educated people are jobless

@Bruno_Di_Gradi I meant Dole cheats. Know there's plenty of jobless all over the place.

@JessicaGrant12 where mom is unemployed and I don't have a credit history they won't let us.

St. Louis (MO) Business Journal: Unemployed Missourians decrease 19 percent in past year

Bad things about being unemployed: I feel like its lunch time, not 10pm! #letsdance

@Banananig They can turn into but I am not gonna go off unemployment then have to go back on it...its a pain to get back on

@Moe_Scorpio90 @evelynlozada @danishafranatic IkR so sad for chad he the money maker now he Jobless that's scannless !

@CNN They would have to fight us to do it. I'll put Romney in chains before I get put in any. It's bad enough I'm unemployed and suffering.

@Pamm_c I am jobless. So no lol

Just about to go to bed & my unemployed sister requests I get her up at 7am. Why?’I am going to have a day out on my own’ @rajveenakandola

GOP to unemployed: if you want a job, you have to pay a higher tax rate than us, it's just how it is #p2

Immigration has approved 1744 foreign workers to come to New Zealand in the past year despite an unemployment rate of 6.8 per cent.

#ObamaDictionary Workforce - fastest way to lower unemployment is remove serfs from it. GP #FraudWard #Obama2012 #p2 #tcot #lnyhbt

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga But I'm still unemployed

My dads late to work, and told me like I really give a fuck.. you can be unemployed for all I care.

Even if college education was free, that's too much to pay if you can't get a job & unemployment stays above 8%, Mr. President @BarackObama

When i left school i thought i'd get a part time job so easily, 1 year on, still unemployed :/

Obama will create millions of jobs and reduce unemployment, in-source jobs that Romney and GOP have outsourced. Let's not give keys back.

I hate being jobless it feels weird.

im gunna sniff an unemployment line of cocain . and probly pop a perk and smoke a blunt on top of it :P

@dennisdmz Isn't Obama doing enough to oppress the black community? 16% unemployment 40% among youth

Abi@Blackychan87: We know b4@ol4one_one4ol: @Hissmyhill just chillin in me dad mansion..jobless, sick n tired of home

@ehhitsjohn Romney addresses the issues of unemployment and the debt. He has a plan. Obama is just pointing his fingers at everyone else.

@EdelynMSD first at a kfc and lizza hut then an assistant now unemployed lol

@msemilymccombs is being on unemployment wasting tax dollars? If it is, I'm guilty!

@kellyinvegas I could have used your services when I was unemployed a couple months ago. Hope the biz goes well!

Jobless and frustrated..........

Obama & Lib News will try in their power 2 avoid talking about economy, deficit & unemployment. Don't let them control dialogue. #NObama

80% unemployed...

@EL_DEINO good for u. We still de workless schooless and jobless

@cbabs101 story of my life #jobless

@ITTO88 I was proud of him. He was jobless, but I was still proud lol

@SteveMartinToGo HAppy Birthday! By the way, I finished the book. Tales from the Unemployment Line how about I send you the manuscript? K

@Swag_KingKong_: Who wants to buy me Vans?? Lol this aint hustle. U might as well be on the side of the road with a Jobless sign.

Chad does not deserve to be unemployed, damn Ev..

Tweetin a-z now...jobless

Permanent Unemployment: the new American Dream brought to us in part by those who failed in life and want to punish others. #ObamaDictionary

I won't panic about husband's new unemployment. He's fine due to mob connection. I will however bemoan the loss of fresh bakery bread.

Obama you are a fucking idiot, yes let's give our jobs to fucking illegal immigrants,we have some many unemployed people you really love usa

Chad Johnson files for unemployment. Throws tantrum bc benefits starts at rookie pay scale.

@JWTheMan24 Funny thing, his wife is also jobless and single. So no one really won in this situation...

The Loss Of Extended Benefits Is Hurting Unemployed Workers. Losing 13 - 20 Wks Of UI Is Like Losing $3900 To $6000 Of Income On Average.

@danyalevy and? would means that 6.8% of unemployment is caused by immigration, that is the common idea of every right wing populist party

God some articles you read really makes you question society jobless mother claims shes entitled to a ?1.7million house oh.

Applied for 4 jobs today. #unemployed

God will provide! “@Lemsoboy: @EL_DEINO good for u. We still de workless schooless and jobless”

#20ThingsIDontLike unemployed

@Alex_JordanBell @Alexhasfacebook boys boys boys is a Tuesday and your drinking special brew.u now know what it feels like to be unemployed

Mr. Redknapp,who blew a 13point lead over Arsenal,who talked his way out of a job & currently jobless,says Arsenal will struggle this season

@TheDailyEdge KrimpetChristie is going to eat Acalzone,for every delegate at the Convention,while sitting on unemployed TeachersFiremen&Cops

Certain suspiciousness abt Blakeway Productions set-ups for #hownottogetajob. Aley Palm, for example, wasn't unemployed at time of filming.

Nothing like running into former grad school classmates when you're unemployed.

I am officially jobless!

@WhatADane In the state of Nebraska that's good enough for 6 months unemployment.

According to Cosmo your job makes you fat. Luckily %65 of guys would date a girl who is unemployed. Keep on inspiring, Cosmo.

#BackInChains Under Obama, Black unemployment is 14%

@kellymahon Being unemployed can only help your offcial hipster application. #SoYouveGotThatGoing

I can't seem to find the time, I've got a new job now on the unemployment line, and we don't know how, how we got into this mess

@EddieZondy my granny was a superwoman she was unemployed but she made sure I had de best life she taught me to luv kids unconditionaly

@scottelstone cheers buddy! Appreciated, it's a great campaign 'combating youth unemployment'

@2Love_Jay the thing about being unemployed is that get to run errands for your parents lol. I was by SAC and was starving. -_-

No one finds it outrageous Cameron should claim 1.5m fraudsters, half of total unemployed by his stats? Why uncaught then? #hownottogetajob

Goodbye Unemployment beard I have an interview tomorrow!! #ItWasAnUnderBeard

“@pambesteder: #BackInChains Under Obama, Black unemployment is 14%”>

I know unemployment is at an all time high so I'm willing to hire someone to cook my meals, clean my apartment, and bathe me. Minimum wage.

My first order of business now that I'm unemployed: snaps

Count down the days until I'm unemployed..... I'm so excited :|

Today, I literally unscrewed the lint-trap of my dryer and vacuumed the inside and windexed it. #unemployment #hireme #pastryjobplease

@bbyJayyyyyy thanks I think imma file for unemployment //:

@_Gaaabbyx3 looks like you're gonna be unemployed like me :-)

@thedaneray @cleverkate It will become my Cheers. Plus opening coincides with the end of my rigorous unemployment. Double score!

I mean, I have one and they don't know, but I don't act any different than I did yesterday. I'm not pregnant or uneducated or jobless.

Whoever said being unemployed sucks obviously never had weed and shark week. #SummerJobFin #PunBitches

If her job on facebook says 'model' shes usually unemployed.

@nickrivera7 no, got laid off. maybe i'll get my unemployment by then. or i can sell my belongings like old school. who u staying with?

Being unemployed pro: have time to write notes to friends & fam. Being unemployed con: going to PO is most exciting thing I do all week...

Loooool me and bekah are too jobless tonight

@BarackObama Don't u have a campaign bus 2 build in CANADA! Nothing going on here like UNemployment #'s or a budget oh wait u didn't do 1.

@FNTheFive think about this, no bail out for auto ind. lots of people out work less tax money in coffers. People collecting unemployment ???

im really happy i found another job. been unemployed for a lil ovr a month and already be borreddd affffff. i aint been doin shit lately.

Want a new machine before I leave work. Can't justify spending money on said machine because I'm about to be unemployed.

@RevPat1 praying for ALL those who are unemployed, homeless, hungry, imprisoned, or abandoned.

@UmmagummaMumma Because you still have to go back on unemployment when its over and mine runs out in DEC

A huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Am now jobless.. Peace out Oasis. #itsbeenfun #kinda @alicia_herweck

My mother was okay with me being unemployed. Hmmm.

@oyinval 2day u rememberd me its like ur kinda jobless 2day

@rickylivsey1 yeah good point mate, hope he enjoys being jobless

Bobby V. will be unemployed soon it seems. Hahaha #RedSox

I didn't think Ev would divorce Chad so quick tho. Good for her! He's unemployed anyway. Fuck him.