News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 18

@Air_Addy #team #jobless

@brixo220 ...who left the work force and are not counted in unemployment rolls, how can you begin to determine unemployment rate? Formula?

It still hurts (a little) when life treated me this way. That I can't see The Cardigans and/or Robin Thicke live. + I'm jobless. You see.

@kim_x0X fine u ain't gonna make it far!! Your unemployed too now, hmm or I'll sell you just like I did the kitty. Don't test me !

Attitude is the last thing I need right now.

#ObamaDictionary -memory loss- Not being able to accurately remember the unemployment rate or price of gas under Bush and failed policies

Thursday = unemployment I'm so happy to not have a job for a few day.

Odds are if you're ridin a bike and yell 'dayyyum' at me a)you're unemployed and b) I don't want no scrub

Now have 6 shifts left at Tesco! At the end of next week, I will be officially unemployed!!

Waiters and the unemployed, passed out all over the apartment. Sweet.

Starting today Consider myself a jobless person... san b q magccmulang mag-apply? @_@

If it wasnt for me being on my grown women ish, and my son I would be jobless and on jail for beating one of these ugly b****** A** #noflex

At the unemployment office. It's like being inside of a building built out of desperation & despair. #TheParadeofHumanMisery

@MarkusLkraM many jobs out here, AB is the only spot in North America that has the lowest unemployment rate

I haven't been unemployed since I was 15.if I don't get a job soon I'm liable2put on some pounds working on @ZTCatering recipes = danger

lol now i got unemployment people mentioning me. I HAVE A JOB !

Day has ended. And I'm feeling jobless.

@mrmicgooo The 2 are one in the same. Unless you think >8% unemployment is a success.

#iCantTakeYouSerious if you waiting at home for an unemployment check every week instead of getting yo lazy ass up to find a job

sad that blacks are not bothered by black unemployment rising under obama. blindly support him anyway.

@Captain_Turner idk bout unemployment...I'm #selfemployed at school this year

Sarah better help me clean up. Jobless ass ......

@brwneyezbeauti I well dryin up too , sighhhh is how c??? unemployed

Jobless...!

@against_obama And, how is he making it worse? Unemployment rose to 10% in 10-09. Obama's policies didn't go into affect until 03-10.

@neilmacqueen holland is good. Rampant unemployment for 3 years is bad. How's things with you?

Unemployment is still at 8.4% we have a chance to change that in November. #mittromney #PaulRyan #betteramerica

@SullySweets Sike. I'm a jobless piece of shit, hoodlum that nobody wants to hire.

me being pretty much unemployed includes working out, tv, books, music, internet, and going to the park. and yet somehow i am still bored :/

@kalahan1 if we won that ?146mil the unemployment club would be in full swing #knewishouldhavebroughtaticket #ticketsplease

@RastaLove04 & your jobless and carless .

S/o to this expected/unexpected week vacay I'm on... #jobless

I hate all of you jobless bums in your bed right now.

@VP BIDEN: They're gon' put y'all back in chains -- Obama will give y'all food stamps, free healthcare, & unemployment checks - FREE STUFF

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Officially unemployed. Sad I had to quit like that but my health comes first.

@ConnorRoach_ @against_obama @truthteam2012 Unemployment isn't just private sector jobs. When govt cuts spending, unemployment rises.

Man unemployment is pretty fuckin great

Selling 30,000 season tickets on a tuesday morning...that's a lot of unemployed folk. #NewcoRangers

unbelievable how i'm going on a year unemployed, I WISH A JOB WAS JUST HANDED TO ME, like they used to

“@XcuseMyKharisma: S/o to this expected/unexpected week vacay I'm on... #jobless” can I get a whoot whoot WHOOT WHOOT! Lol I'm lame

@Obama2012 I thought you said if unemployment was over 8% you DON'T deserve another chance! Live up to your words!!! YOU LIE!

@Hotstuff_Reid ~ know. But he's about to end up at the unemployment office, I can tell you that much.

Feel like I am unemployed. I don't do anything all week

Rele jus a wrd to hide the wrd unemployed lool. Bt adat errbody affi pree no job nt out there....@kirk_anthon: Entrepreneur

@starlingdavid Actually I do know the difference. People generally use u-6 to artificially increase the unemployment rate. Nice try though.

@davidaxelrod can unemployed coal workers get jobs w/ windmills?

Top two lowest unemployment rates in the nation are in North Dakota. Somehow I'm gonna chalk this up as a Republican win.

I wish I was jobless like all of my other friends.

Feels good to be unemployed..#noworries #outwestin3days

@AdamskiMonster Misery and Unemployment.

@Dee37 Sorry to hear you're unemployed. Unfortunate situation.

@ksherer27 Unemployment rates will necessarily skyrocket if Obama is re-elected

@starlingdavid Unemployment means unemployment, NOT under-employment.

Never been one to look for a handout.....ive always taken care of myself....no assistance needed....never had unemployment or foodstamps

Whoa, so I'm officially unemployed, ...or rather just early retirement. Woot!!

@devanndianna hahahah I just LOL'ed at that.

Very great view for historical unemployment in US,, t.co/xpM1r2Sk

Disability Counter Surveillance - Stay Focus. No switching to Medicare, off Romney taxes, unemployment, 1% not paying fair share, mortgages.

@karkun90 Pakistan is famous for bomb blasts, terror, begging, uneducated, unemployment. Obama is your boss

SA doesn't do jobs well. Unemployment rate been similar most of my working life. If we were serious about jobs, we'd be creating them(ES)

Well that's just got me unemployed but I have the fucking soundest mates

My mums giving me tips on how to get a job and all that shit....shutup your unemployed....

@rawnieleah Oh god that would have been an awful alternative to uni, I'd prefer the life of unemployment haha

Richard Koo: In Weimar Republic, unemployment at 28% when govt pushed austerity measures.... causing democratic structures to collapse.

In other news Unemployment is on the rise...

#20ThingsIDontLike 13: Being unemployed.

The R&R Team - Mitt made it clear - It's About The Economy! GAME ON!!! #jobs #unemployment #employment #economy #romney #ryan #obama

Hipsters,twitter famous, unemployed,smoker, drinkers are the ones that get popularity....which is why your relationships turn out shit

White Man kills himself because he lost his job ... Wrote a letter saying I'm not collecting unemployment

I'm about to be really sad if I don't have one last paycheck seeing as my moms birthday is monday... #unhappytweet

@Strong_BlackMan @MittRomney Under Obama, unemployment > 8% for 42 consecutive months. If you call that success, that's up to you. Good day

@takeachancedear Im jobless atm. When and where?

How do people sit on there arse all day unemployed claiming benefits. It would drive me mental and the shame of having to sign on

@FT_gyuri88 @FT_SoheeWG You guys play ToT? May i join? I'm jobless ._.

@Cold_Hard_B I don't believe in nannies. Code for: Being unemployed is fun. Thank god I'm so good at making babies. #IMO

Officially unemployed!! #lieintomorrow

Whats college gon do for you if u can't get a job unemployment for blacks hasn't changed since Obama took office

Just realised pending unemployment means no visit to fabric shop this w/e:( #beingAGrownup #ratherBeAKid

i got a new job now at the unemployment line.

@rtpburns @logicalliberals @katyinindy or, unemployment even...EVERYONE can have bad luck in their lives! What is the solution then?

@starlingdavid @GOPBlackChick Still waiting for your answer regarding the unemployment rate formula. Unsubstantiated u-6 and u-3 stats.

#iftherewasnopartition Many politicians would have been jobless without the Hate game played on both sides

@Mz_Alm0nd_J0Y @iCurlToes this town only has young college students or married men..or dope boy players...or jobless, homeless freaks

Unemployed TV watcher, good looks, shaved head

@RickySims1 Wow, are you really that obtuse? Real unemployment is over 11%, and people keep dropping out of the workforce.

@essentialcandi ay be careful what you say of the unemployed, as I will be in 5 days :-(

I was jobless 6 months because of relocation and it was the fuckin worse after like 3 months

Gaaah!! I hate being jobless..

Am I the only person without a job? #jobless #hopeless

@Georgia_Barron7 you well jel of my unemployment?

#IfThereWasNoPartition Terrorists like Osama n Kasab wud have been jobless ..

@LeeRobson23 haha I'm still disturbed you called him mate instead of the greedy, horrible little c**t he truly is.No wonder he's unemployed.

@abc US accepted as strongest economy in world = foreigners invest $ Trillions in Govt but Govt spend = economy slows = millions unemployed

Hoes love unemployment

Chad head butt her & becomes unemployed chris brown bites & becomes richer

i do not have any money at all and i'm unemployed and school starts within two weeks. i am very angry.

@Unemployed_Alex glad I could make you LOL instead of lol haha :)

Cuz i was sucidal i couldn't take being jobless

@karan_music worse, bro. just a lil change in status from being a student to unemployed :D