News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 31

@leorace4 GET FIRED! Receive unemployment and chilllll

@Real_Liam_Payne yeah, well who's gonna buy it for me IM BROKE & JOBLESS

@Ben_Jonno only just seen this! Haha lad it's Tuesday fucking pull ya self together and get into #GameMode #Unemployed #GottaBeDone

#20thingsidontlike #9 Being unemployed.

I couldn't work at the unemployment office , I can't stand seeing too many tired ass people in one room .

We have so many open positions at Hirewell it's hard to believe there is still an unemployment rate #tech #job #getaneducation

They do that for unemployment beneficiaries. You know ppl who lost their jobs because of the economy...

Meanwhile Chad has become unemployed, unattached, and the butt (no pun intended) of jokes in a matter of 2 days. #Damn

I Rather Have a Normal-Average Looking Girl With A Job Than a Broke Jobless Pretty Girl !

@Hissmyhill just chillin in me dad mansion..jobless, sick n tired of home

Just sent a bonkers application to build-a-bear. This is what happens when you rent jobless, covering letters go somewhat Daliesque.

First callback!!!! Columbus fish market! Bout to be employed alex.

I think people still forget about how many people are unemployed that have families to take care of

@ESPN_FirstTake im expecting a @vh1 reunion with @seahawks & @terrellowens , now that @ochocinco is jobless and single...

@BeyStan4Lyf its true. thats why Millions of Americans are unemployed bc Businesses rather make greater profit for cheaper labor

Chad Johnson won't stay unemployed too long he can do alot especially if he puts his head to it

The economy was still imploding well into 2010.Recession was worse than predictedRT @kinglou727 Unemployment under obama has been ridiculous

Ion Undastandd Hw You Can Be Grown Nnd Unemployed nnd Fine Wit That , Im onlyy 17 And HATE Not Bein Employed , Sum Gotta Give

@schmoopel Being unemployed sucks. My suggestion: call it FUNemployment! Won't directly change your situation, but hey, FUN!

@BarackObama what about ALL the jobs YOU already cost this country!!!!???? The unemployment rate has increased dramatically #FACT!!!!

Being unemployed is great, all I did was sleep,eat,clean,cook and cook more #goodstuff

well @ochocinco you're jobless and single I got a few blunts and 5 big booty hoes we can share

Wow, that smells like unemployment boys

@KCRG @addisonspeck the people in line since noon to see Obama are unemployed, disabled, or ACORN activists. No other reason to see him

#Obama Talks DOGS on Roofs While: 14.5>14.5>14.8>14.9>15.3% #Unemployment (Looking+99weeks Expired) @xwex @Only4RM @TheReidReport #romney

Study what you're passionate about and risk unemployment or study what may get you employed but may also make you miserable?

The greatest thing about being unemployed is all the fresh air you get in your cardboard box

@Dcrackz 1st he headbutts a b!tch & now he can't file for unemployment #ochocinco

Chad my nigga man, it could of been handled differently now he jobless and she non factorless

@tangentreality And after? Poll tax. Miners strike. Unemployment. Boom & Bust. Norman Tebbit. And we're still paying for it now. 'nuff said.

@ihearttgeeks @gillysmithh No games, I left today. Impulse

Watching the three stooges with a nice doobie. #nowork #unemployment #lazyday

@RavNorris Don't listen, slowly but surely people like him are coming to an end...He is probably a jobless slob, full of hate...Fuck him!

.@barackobama If there is one thing I hear unemployed people clamor for - it's gotta be extending the production tax credit for wind energy.

@KB_theMAG put it like this, how many unemployed men (any form of valid income) do u know compared 2 women?

@DafLoJones Alright bud. Still unemployed!!!

@MikeWilbonSaid his name is future unemployed NFL prospect. What an idiot. Too busy thinking he's above the law cause he can play ball

@NotBillWalton Your pres just took 700 bil from medicare, has had 43 straight mon of unemployment over 8% and 15 trillion in debt #getaclue

@BlingBow_BURR -awwwww I miss u too ...I'm just a call away JOBLESS with nothing to do LOL

Dang Ochodinero is unemployed, has a ( possible ) misdemeanor on his record and is now divorced. SMDH

@BarackObama blah blah blah. Unemployment / 15T debt / credit rating. EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO US, not more campaign promise nonsense.

Need three final year & unemployed students for a start up position in marketing. Email shane.george.bennett@gmail.com for more information.

@ochocinco unemployed, divorced black man? new bio idea.

Now you jobless and broadless!

@CoolSex @JaredLeto Not sure how it is in Italy, but in U.S. just about anything is given to the 'unemployed', corps, bank bailouts,etc.

@StrictlyCircus good ol' Texan grammar. I'm good! Although my metamorphosis from student to unemployed loser is quickly encroaching

@xxMissBissxx @stanzisblessed @pradatemi @tesolil @funmiakinyemi yeah and now she has a 3 inch scar and he is unemployed... Mess

Romney is shipping jobs over seas. While alot of mfs are still unemployed in the united states

If your unemployed and DON'T ATTEMPT TO FIND A JOB, and hangout with your friends everyday...Kill yourself because your worthless

@Real_Liam_Payne really want a mybox tee but I'm unemployed & broke .-.

I Have Three Interviews Now I Went From Unemployed To Unemployed With Three Possible Job Prospects In Two Days #Amen #GodIsGood

@JoeWood91 @thedailytackle Fact is Newcastle has the highest unemployment in the country #juststatingfacts

@McTweenigal Toronto is still on the cards but unconfirmed. But I would have 5 months unemployed. :-/ not ideal.

NFL Live is talking about Chad Johnson's marriage...er i guess divorce. What the fuck guys? Leave him be and talk sports. Hes unemployed...

If your unemployed and you know it clap your hands *Clap Clap* :(

UUUUNNGGHH, Yours Truly just got himself ANOTHER jobby job... Take THAT unemployment!! Take that & choke on it reeeeal hard, hehe

@Boogalord @SooperPook Grumpy Bookshop owner meets happy go lucky unemployed clerk... hilarity ensues...

@bigchris_brfc Your version of unemployment is a price worth paying is, lack of jobs = living on the streets is a price youth should pay?

How am I the only one who shows up to apartment showings in work clothes? Is every job in Portland low key or is everybody unemployed?

Job centre is absolutely ruined by channel 4's #tricksofthedolecheats and people wander why our unemployment rates are so high!!

Being poor and jobless makes me so aggravated.

Ok, filing for unemployment: done. NOW what do I do? Just wait for a check? Am I supposed to call someone? Confused Matt is confused.

@JudahTheGreat eh. i hate being unemployed.

@Grainne_Nolan well gra not good if I'm honest just back from Ibiza, so tired & unemployment has hit me! How are you #missyoulots

Lesson learnt, messing with a hoe either gets you fame, or lands you jobless

May ur enemies fall like d value of naira in Nig.May ur happiness rises like unemployment in Nig.May u move freely like criminals in Nig.

@Stena_n_Zoo No offence to anyone would rather be unemployed than work at McDonald's, I'll get a job in a couple of days, chill out

@Nataliem55 Would be nice... but we have to distract all those unemployed young voters from the fact that they are.... unemployed.

Inflation up, high unemployment, no growth, people in fuel and food poverty. Still no plan B from #millionaires #Osbourne #Cameron

@PoloKingMH wow! Smh damn so dude gonna be wife-less and jobless lol

@Mrs_Fixxitt @bienYfancy I'm jobless.

@verocakes_ let us know! i only have class monday & wednesday & i'm still unemployed.

unemployment isn't 8%. Incorrect. It's about 15% to 20% now. Talk to your President (D). This gets passed on to the children, y'know that.

The only change Obama had on America, was the change the homeless and jobless people were asking for.

@KieronMoore Stop rubbing it in that I'm both unemployed AND can't play with Lego :(

@BrentButt just became unemployed, gonna have a corner gas marathon to make me laugh again!

Yall jobless mother fuckers quit being lazy and come apply at my job we are hiring and need people asap

Tomorrow morning I will talk to you on @bbc5live Breakfast. Youth unemployment, international friendlies, zoos, plastic surgery&more...

@maith_am study what you're passionate about and risk unemployment.

@Rukkie olojumerin wo lowa jobless?

first time since i was 15 i dont have a job #jobless

@MaxCUA and those figures look like black unemployment (white figure is at 7%) - and it's been that way long before Obama. Sysyemmic.

Putting freelance in your job title tells me one thing...unemployed

.@ezraklein once again I implore you to STOP talking about Obama's 8.3% Unemployment and $16 trillion Debt...talk about something else! #p2

Why isn't @ochocinco tweeting? Tell the people what its like being poor black and jobless

@jamesisboring ok. I respect those opinions. But how is obamacare good? what happened to cutting the debt in half. unemployment has gone up

FACT 8.3% Unemployment doesn't care. #RomneyRyan2012 MT @BarackObama: FACT: Ryan voted against extending the tax credit for wind energy.

Evelyn ain't no fool...hell Chad's true colors showed in 39 days & she don't want no jobless a$$ nilla either!!

@Bisi_Badero @Ore_abiodun @Zusi_presh1 a freakin jobless black Nigerian woman.

*no car*no phone*license gone*jobless*homeless*no money*depressed... And you still think my only problem is you. You don't get it.

@westcornwallfc o bail that its miles away haha and nah im available but just finidng it hard to get to training atm as im unemployed atm

THE MORE BANKS IN THE HOOD, THE MORE WE KEEP TRACK OF OUR UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK...THAT'S NOW DIRECT DEPOSITED. AND THE BANKS MAKE $ OF YOUR $

Ryan's Mission For Fed: Focus On Prices, Not Unemployment: Mitt Romney's new running mate has authored some provocative policy propos...

I'm not unemployed. I'm a 31 year old guy discovering my artistic talents. It appears to be hidden extremely well...

@snarkandboobs @twitchyteam If I were unemployed and waiting for this doofus to fix things I'd weep.

Death in the family, domestic violence dispute, unemployment and a divorce? When it rains it pours. My heart goes out to @EvelynLozada

@LeonKnight82 haha you ain't Got shit on him especially banter #ShitBants #jobless

#ObamaDictionary Unemployment - (see Unions)

Last day of babysitting the monsters. As of 5 p.m. today I will be a full time student. #Jobless

@RichardLui How do you think Romney would respond if the unemployment # went down before the first debate?