News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.08.12 Part 29

It's never felt so good to be unemployed.

@_JustNik lmao I be bored as shii at work!! I'm grateful though, there are a lot of ppl unemployed.

@Stillscarred that's good on you man..there goes my unemployed life..still searching..still no replies :/

Jobless and no game. Life is stressful

@2judasbastards you miss the point. My Dad was unemployed for 2 years we had no money and struggled until he moved us South

@osmondrea I'm jus there, jobless as usual.

@dharmmypopson I blive jobless pple watch dat.

“@dylan_creaney: Unemployed, hopefully not for too long!!”?

In a nutshell. Banks across eurozone are not lending beyond national borders. Euro area is in deep recession unemployment crept up to 11%

Can I start a Kickstarter for gas while I'm unemployed? jw. #fourtwentyforregularhereletmebendoverforyou

UNEMPLOYMENT ALREADY A LITTLE raining AKI IN ARGENTINA! I hope that NO MORE RAIN!

@mrstueybarker 15th September? I'm there! I'm unemployed from end if August I got all the time in the world :)

Cool everyone knows you smoke weed because you posted a picture on the internet...have fun with unemployment dumbass

@_SkyCielo_ naw I'm jobless

my head is hurting two times worse with these rollers in. But if I stay unemployed, I'mma keep them in for a week.

There's an unemployed couple, who live off benefits, and are expecting their third child! Hate people like that! #getoffyourarseandgetajob

3.) They have clothing vouchers 4.) They “groom talk” them on how to stay clean out there 5.) They enroll them in unemployment and school

Under Obama/Biden: unemployment, crime are UP, incomes, homeownership, opportunities are DOWN. But ya.. Romney/Ryan will put you in chains.

@annewillia Old, tired and unemployed. You don't need a pharmaceutical process operator, by any chance?

@PaulMalignaggi @leonknight82 no wonder he's unemployed he was utter shite at football #TK

Prenups are mandatory even if im unemployed.

Today in History: 1935, President FDR signed the Social Security Act, creating unemployment insurance & pension plans for the elderly.

and if you work for what you got, then you unemployed - @MaxColdways #TimeMachine

@_PrinceJon_ lmaoo ughh I wish I did but I would've been jobless

So tmz is reporting that Evelyn has file for divorce...of course since chad is jobless #golddigger

Well it's official - a week from today I'll be unemployed. Taking donations! Lol

Lol..sept2 z almst here O @Dahmihlohlarh: @osmondrea I'm jus there, jobless as usual.

Alright, ive been unemployed for a week now, and its not working out.

I quit my job, and my manager begged me to come back. So I guess im not unemployed.

And im technically not unemployed.

“@IAmHrdWork: She Filed for Divorce Dog???? Nahhhh and Left a Nigga Jobless.....Some Furniture Would be Getting Tossed If I Was Chad!” word

I been unemployed for about a year now.

@JixxyJexxy damn jobless hippies, GET A HAIRCUT!

@sowadally You're aware that politics fundamentally affects lives? 3m+ unemployed, lives ruined. That's just not performing well at work?

@Theee_B no way lol but I just don't like unemployed. Not my steeeez.

@hornets_darlin @Unemployed_Mom Thanks for the mention!

#InMyOpinion Evelyn isn't divorcing Chad because he head butted her... She's divorcing him because now he's unemployed! Lol

@Markhalperin Biggest question is when will Republicans offer a specific alternative for health care and unemployment today

Fuck chad... He's jobless and fuck Evelyn... The bitch had a prenub so.you know she bout to get paid... #PERIOD

#ObamaDictionary - it worked = 41 straight months of over 8% unemployment

What kinda nigga say they can't support there kid there unemployed bitch u better hustle

Since I've been unemployed I've been improving my cooking skills

@PeteDominick If unions were so powerful there would be no unemployment and corporations wouldn't be making record profits.

@DarrenDundas95 knew there was an advantage to having an unemployed bf that drives. Gd idea from Brookeside #unluckyboys

@alanc0leman are we getting unemployment for the month? Because if not they are fucking with my life real bad. I start school in 6 days

I might be jobless Tom oh boy

@barcastuff shut up you pathetic cunt. Song has already said he isn't leaving, stop talking a load of bullshit. Enjoy your unemployment

the way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga, but im still unemployed

2.58MILLION unemployed in the UK. Want to know my advise? GET A JOB YOU LAZY ***** and STOP living off MY money!!!

@_LickMyBic that works. I'm learning to fill my schedule up with things while I'm currently unemployed.

Chad johnson said fuk it he gunna collect that unemployment. #thebreaks

Reagan proved Liberal economic policies don't work. He reduced unemployment from 9.6 to 5.5%. Interest rates from 21.5 to 12%. #Election2012

whaddaya think, im unemployed and have ALL DAY EVERY DAY to spend on training u

I would really like to go to school and get a liberal arts major but I think I've been unemployed enough to last a lifetime.

@garylawless If i went in for a job interview and told them i would be that bad but i would get better. wonder how that would go# unemployed

“@Yellow_jays: the way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga, but im still unemployed”wtf lol

I talked to the unemployment office today. I seriously did not like doing it. I'm living off of my settlement so I don't have to draw yet :(

@sabrinalamb so Obama's unemployment avg is still around 10%? That's pretty bad considering he's had over 3 yrs to fix things.

Oh wow im reading tweets bout she leaving him cuz he jobless....

Going to be freaking jobless tomao!

@CoriNajour lol were really good at being jobless

Errmm...17th @osmondrea: Lol..sept2 z almst here O @Dahmihlohlarh: @osmondrea I'm jus there, jobless as usual.

@stenbizzle the women who decimated The manufacturing industry, creating three million unemployed

It sucks to be Ochocinco this week.. wow. Unemployed, Jailed and NOW DIVORCE! Man, she was a golddigger, that's apparent lol

.@CMMichaelABrown wants to raise #minwage when DC teen unemployment rate is above 50%? Research says wage hike will make bad situation worse

What if I've spent all this time unemployed and then I get two jobs in a week?

Reason for high unemployment is cuz our people are unemployable. Repub. will worsen that by firing government workers to make less Gov. Nice

@MachoSoMean lol she is he baller he broke child supported out and now jobless lol

JULY 2012: The average length of unemployment dropped from 39.9 weeks to 38.8 weeks, which is a positive sign, although still absurdly long…

@ColinCClayton he doesn't know shit about money n unemployment still sucks after 4 years

@mpbbb telemarketing lol in ktown. Not for much longer tho cause I'm going back to school. So after this week I am broke &unemployed again!

I may be unemployed but the one upshot of my life is that I don't have to return to law school this fall. Or ever again. Good riddance, son!

Officially a free woman! #nowork #unemployed #finally

I was worried about a baby arriving when I was 27 and had a job. Can't imagine what it would be like at 18 and unemployed. #midwives

@PaulMalignaggi= World Champ and Millionaire.... @LeonKnight82= Unemployed and Broke!!! #KnowYourLaneLeon

If you have dreams to be successful and the person that is mocking you is unemployed and doesn’t want to do better … CUT THEM OFF

@KGilbertson3 i mean im jobless but ill think about it

You know youve been unemployed too long when youve seen every Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore...

I have a lot of free time in my hands #summer #jobless

When I spend all day writing a single piece, I feel I've failed as a writer. Not an effective use of time. No wonder I'm unemployed.

@iSecular There's 45% of people jobless in these areas they say. Seems atmosphere is at riots. Was a day before in Toulouse too.There

Im officially unemployed again

Treated my unemployed self to a new micheal kors purse and prime coach flip flops #iloveoutlets

Huh? Dnt kill me o.@phobia2580: Errmm...17th @osmondrea: Lol..sept2 z almst here O @Dahmihlohlarh: @osmondrea I'm jus there, jobless as u

I've read 3 books since last Thursday. #unemployment

#ObamaDictionary Postitive trend = 350+k new unemployment a WEEK, is beat by 160K new jobs a MONTH (think about it dems, then take aspirin)

@TheRealNikkiOh she about leave chad jobless, broke & with bad name, his not a r&b singer so can't dance or sing his way back

#ObamaDictionary Hope - turning 6% unemployment into over 8% and hoping no one notices.

Hear there is a hurricane coming tomorrow. Will have to make it a duvet day so. May make the best of unemployment while I can #duvetday

my hardest decision yet today was whether to finish my sisters frappucino or my brother's bag of doritos bc i'm unemployed and a moocher

Ev Lozada releases statement saying Chad Johnson needs help. Florida's unemployment office releases statement saying they're well aware.

@PaulMalignaggi just ruined @LeonKnight82 the guys a nobody in the world of football and unemployed but running his mouth to professionals

#Nauru is a 5km across rock with 9000 ppl that are 97% obese, 90% unemployed with life expectancy of 60 years. And we call it a solution?

@MalikGuetta hang tight the unemployed though

#Franceriots French unemployed showing themselves to be really employable by setting fire to things and frightening people.

Aint no way a woman should be unemployed.... Long as she got a coochie.... I went off then he explained ...lol

Ochocinco should've left that girl where he found here. They wasn't compatible any. Now look at his ass #unemployed.

my unemployment was so much less depressing during the #olympics

My brother is going to be homeless, jobless, and loveless when he gets older. I can already tell.

@UrFav_Addiction I'm unemployed sir. Lol