News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 9

i woke up next to the other jobless schmuck, looked at him and said now what do we do?

@realDonaldTrump and sad that a big #Obama base is the youth that have even higher unemployment. Maybe they don't like working? @FoxNews

@kokomaster co-pant washer!!!!if u're jobless go give, APE gat a blow job 4u!!!twaaaart

@mollymoor Anyone think #Obama2012 will try to hide the steady high unemployment and record deficit numbers?

@realDonaldTrump What priorities -- we have over 20% real unemployment and no growth. @BarackObama 's #WaysToIrritateMe

#uknowuaredneck when u go to file for unemployment and u take ur son with u and he is shirtless and shoeless

Usain Bolt will b jobleSs o@urmonei_ismine: Say NO to racism. #islam

I am also confident that #Obama is the one to maintain high unemployment and deficit numbers. Proven track record. @burnedbrass

Jobless is sooooo boring...

@kerrydougherty remember when the homeless guy at 7-11 tried to buy your diet Dr.Pepper ... Help lower unemployment, hire a stylist.

@patricenatalie I wouldn't know how to get unemployment if I wanted it, I stay working

I guess since VY jobless he ain't gon throw his yearly houston celebrity all star game no more.

Vince young once again #jobless

“@realDonaldTrump: What priorities -- we have over 20% real unemployment and no growth.” thought it was 15% close enough for government

@FlawlessAmour @abelleinbk You're not alone. Is he a band member, a creative, working corporate like that or just jobless?

Loool nw u decide 2 act mature? After stickin ur old jobless mouth in my mentions... Bitch pls!

Unemployment has officially started. Now taking suggestions for things to keep me busy

Damn T.O. And Vince Young Jobless once again

@realDonaldTrump ....Retirement age change to pay for BAIL OUTS is the cause of our UNEMPLOYMENT ... Can you get it...?

I dunno why yu preach about being grown but yu are jobless nd live at home .

I wonder if an athlete gets cut from his team, can he file for unemployment???

@BarackObama Show more visual graphs to show how things have improved. Look at S&P, jobless claims etc. Pictures speak louder than words!!!

“@realDonaldTrump: What priorities -- we have over 20% real unemployment and no growth.” none! I'm 32 w/ masters degree in pgh no jobs!

If your trying to be a rapper do it don't just sit around jobless writing wack lyrics lol

Damn Chad Johnson , T.O. And Vince Young jobless, smh

@BarackObama Why don't you ever mention that the unemployment rate is down from 10% under your watch in spite of filibusters

My nigga VY gotta invest the rest of his money in Propain now, that's the only way he'll get somewhere jobless. #SayIWont

Lol @Twaicee01: Loool nw u decide 2 act mature? After stickin ur old jobless mouth in my mentions... Bitch pls!

Heading back from volunteering, apart from the uncertainty unemployment is fun

@hemihead1946 and I sincerely doubt your concern about Black unemployment. Got a Klan rally to attend?

If all welfare reform is racist, then bigotry is the least of our problems! Black unemployment is DOUBLE the natl av. #tcot Chris Mathews

Fewer workers, more unemployment, more debt, and no budget for the third year. People asking where the economy is know #ObamaIsntWorking

@SamanthaHomsy lmao right now I have tomorrow is my last day at camp then I'm jobless aside from hairdressing lol

@TonyBrunoShow @JonMarks975 - Vince Young joins Terrell Owens in the unemployment line following his release this morning #dreamteamzero

#Obama2012 -- but higher unemployment and deficits. @Loxodonta_s

Trying to figure out how to get this unemployment money. I need that

If all welfare reform is racist, then bigotry is the least of our problems! Black unemployment is DOUBLE the natl av. #tcot Chris Matthews

FYI: The book,Tales from the Unemployment Line is finished!! Let the games begin!:) Guys here's a tip: Pull your pants up!!

50% of Jobless Nigerian Youths are Musicians.

@Tweets2Sweet lol no, a receptionist at worst. But my twitter gives the impression that I'm unemployed so I don't have much room to judge

I'm happy Ping and I went from unemployed no school to super busy working with a plan, but it interrupts OUR time.

I am thoroughly enjoying being unaware of what day of the week it is again. #UNEMPLOYMENT #isitMondayorTuesday?

People go to college to obtain degrees to get a career they want. There are some who are in debt & jobless.

@JANEMONSTRUO no and its driving me up the fucking wall i dont want 'unemployed mums' and 'busty women' all over my twitter

@FuckJ0rd its ok tho cause you'll just be hardcore and unemployed ur whole life lols xD #hxc

@dontuwannafonte If you make one more damn unemployment joke

@fotographynut16 I've been but it's impossible and I have no unemployment so I can't even really leave the house

@disgustipated74 @Varykino11 when you are unemployed (like me), every monday is like that! :))

How Vince Young unemployed and Tebow still getting a check?

@emilyyyann13 i've done some research and i feel like this no dairy thing could help & unemployment has left me on a health binge lol

Bank holidays are shit when you're unemployed

@scotthay91 give us a job :) #jobless

Those of us who are unemployed get Monday blues, too, you know. It's called, Shit, another week without a friggin' job.

@Gracesvirtue LOL! Maybe TO and Ocho can get married for their own TV reality show since they're both unemployed.

I will not be bitter about teachers starting jobs today. I will not be bitter about teachers starting jobs today. While I sit unemployed.

One unemployed SC resident told @nikkihaley that it's insulting to hear It's a great day in SC when she calls the unemployment office.

I say that all the time. You want your man to have a great job, house, car yet you're riding the bus, live with your mama & unemployed? Ok.

@jamalhbryant he's one of the biggest reasons unemployment is up among black men and women. He's not qualified for his current job

@HuffPostLive as a housing manager I see ppl from 45 to 62 who are long term unemployed with lil opportunity of getting a job

What priorities -- we have over 20% real unemployment and no growth.

Wow @cdiddy14ltl: Damn Chad Johnson , T.O. And Vince Young jobless, smh

I've only had one unemployed joint and it was the best se...nevermind

@oliviawilde What priorities -- we have over 20% real unemployment and no growth.

#EssexProblems The women are stupid, the men are stupid, unemployment, the people being so ugly they need to make themselves orange

@BarachObama Sorry I cannot donate. Unemployed after 18 years,you have my vote. Romney would be a disaster to USA

You're OBVIOUSLY unemployed but why wear a non-employee of the month shirt out of the house? #reallyrutland

Filing for unemployment a fourth time today. It'd be nice to get a job this week.

I don't wanna go to work/school/unemployment/

So happy #Obama2012 supporters can celebrate steady high unemployment and record deficits. @kbenker

Bitch Collect Dat Unemployment and clean dat dirty ass thong!!

#Obama2012 the story of us. Steady high unemployment and record deficits. @ahoneysettwatts

If you been at a job over 8 months neva quit make em fire you get yo unemployment business is business

Beginning Sept. 1 all unemployment claimants in TN will have to keep a work search log to show they're actively looking for work @11connects

If you work in film and you're on 'vacation', it means you're unemployed - Carol Dysinger

Seen a lot of happiness is a choice propaganda lately. It's this kind of crap that stalls the revolution. Unemployed? Choose happy! Etc.

@carfincomrade @jeune_blondelle Lawyer said in court if he not back to work tomorrow he will get sacked. Jailtime & Unemployment Harden Him

@thinkprogress what incentives does #Obama give welfare recipients to work? Unemployment continues to rise under #Obama #tcot #NObama

Read about The Dream Coffin Chapter 11 in Tales from the Unemployment Line and 10 Executive Orders to fix our nation's economy!

@martypeercy I am also unemployed in Chicago this week. Let's have tea.

...would see dramatically reduced deficits, 4.3% GDP growth from 2014-2017 and unemployment of 5.7% by 2017

Going to work sucks but it def beats being unemployed #getmoney $$$

Damn so Plex Ocho n T.O unemployed at least Moss got job

@Fi_Seven good man. Enjoying my first Monday jobless. Kinda weird. How you doing. Still in Wisconsin?

Hey Chris Matthews, talking about The Economy,Unemployment,and a Balanced Budget makes you a #RACIST

“@LMITCHLIFE: Damn so Plex Ocho n T.O unemployed at least Moss got job” n they all pretty much did it to themselves

Crazy to think that Chad Johnson, Terell Owens and Plaxico Burress are all unemployed.

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What's this world turning into, everyones going to be unemployed even know there's jobs

NEP proposes some strategies in order to solve the unemployment problem of the country most of which I believe are on point.

Who knew that two of the three livest receivers on NFL Street 2 would be unemployed at the same time

@JStoker95 been done all owa like! #jobless

Sane people will decide this election when they see steady high unemployment and record deficit. @Our4thEstate #Obama2012

I hate the KS #Unemployment office. Who says call back on Wednesday on a recording when they demand you call now?

hate being unemployed, neeeeed a job !!

Just got my job back at the caves for the remainder of the season, goodbye unemployment, it was a good month. I feel like I hardly knew ya

If u don't have a sense of humor then ur corny n stupid. #jobless

No longer jobless turn up.

Terrell Owens got cut from the Seahawks damn better file for unemployment or do another show (title).. how to lose your career in a year!

The unemployed woman's response to me: Can you write a raspberry? She didn't say anything.. #sctweets

i need a job. #BrokeAsFuck #Jobless #NeedMoney