News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 35

I made about 250-300 tweets while unemployed. THIS MEANS THAT OVER 90% OF MY TWEETS WERE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR. #CORPORATEAMERICA #DEMOCRACY

#RomneyShambles Mitt's jokes about birthers & being unemployed, shows his insensitivity 2 people who r not like him.

Thinkin bout just going to school and getting unemployment while school is in

Eric Mangini just mentioned Russell Wilson and Tim Tebow in the same sentence. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IN THE NFL!!!

My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents. #Seinfeld #Hilarious #Golden

I want to strangle Madison from #sirius #xm #altnation to unemployment.

@BarackObama My IQ tested well above avg.,wife says I work way too hard, but according to cons. leaders, I am lazy and stupid #unemployment

@illlaw And now it's unemployment, project buildings, meth clinics, crime, poverty, high rates of abortion, welfare, dependency,foster-care.

@sav_ant we will soon! I'm jobless right now so I have to find a job and start saving! Lol. Love you too!

@pashleymuse haha, i wish! lululemon looks hot on women but men roaming around in the afternoon in it makes us look unemployed!

unemployment is killing my soul. i was a finance major simply because I was told this would never happen. LIES.

@KarlHughes5 you start unemployed with a Sunday league reputation, and you have to win the champion's league on all 5 continents

I can't wait to go back to uni and be unemployed again yahooOOOoooOOoooOO #studentlife

@Liza_x0 lmfao you'll be jobless for life

@SFBayAreaUpdate so is Salvatore Cordileone SF Archbishop elect and anti- gay eligible for Unemployment Insurance?

Miss me with that unemployed I'm still the shit talk.... All you telling me is you fucking for them clothes & drinks...

Hmmmmm@Teflonbugatti: The way u say ma name makes me feel lyk am dat nigga, buh am still unemployed... N ur love aint free no more

@vlb That's because you don't have the kind of unemployment that comes from running a bank into the ground. Excuse me, I meant employment.

@Got_No_STDs lol fired rich unemployed rich lol

@DavidYDG I agree. He is one mistake away from being unemployed. But because they are keeping him, I don't feel sorry for him for having to

Toooo happy recently! Lifeeee is gooood! This time last year I was unemployed, miserable and had the worst time ever!

@mirandasteinway I need to get my hands on one of those shirts before I'm unemployed for two years!

If you file for unemployment guess what? THEY VERIFY THAT W UR LAST KNOWN EMPLOYER

@BurritoBrosShit looking at refurbished ones. Since I'm unemployed and all I'm trying not to spend too much

Oh great and we get to see Phyllis and Ronan playing basketball, yeah very original MAB. No wonder your ass is unemployed. #YR

Now that T.O and Ochocinco are both jobless maybe they can bring back the T.Ocho show

@BigAddie yes but gainfully & fashionably unemployed.

On twitter on the computer for the 1st time in ages and realized my background is Amber Heard. Nice surprise

i dont think im ever getting my phone back. so i guess im jobless too since they have to CALL my phone for orientation .___. fml.

Only one unemployed in my family #feelsbadman

@IanJamesPoulter do us uk expats proud. Being unemployed will never have been spent so well entertained. #RyderCup2012 #avit

Full time student. Gonna stay unemployed and start up my business via social media first.

So this dude just filed unemployment THREE days after being hired & he barely espeka the ingles so i dunno how he masterminded this one

Out of school and unemployed for months to two jobs and part time studies... Tale of an inconsistent life.

@JeffersonObama Run especially fast if you are black, Latino, middle class, poor, unemployed (you lazy bums), pregnant via rape, and gay!

@AAnire thats not bossy , it just prooves how jobless you are

Dante Stallworth too damn good players unemployed now

It's funny how Chad Johnson, Plax, and T.O were 3 of the best receivers of their era and now they all jobless

its not a good look to file for unemployment while youre working. Cant believe i have to address this in real life not just twitter...

I really hope I get offered a position after my interview with Macy's tomorrow. Being unemployed is not fun.

@Aprilcumming think there's opportunity to support local biz thru public sector procurement - Dundee jobless on the up, local firms closing

Can't handle unemployment. Just under 2 weeks since getting home and don't know what to do with my life! #boredtotears #passthepinotgrigio

Tweetless and Jobless!!

@Saphykitten Your motivation is to not turn in to a nasty, musky, unemployed furry with no direction in their life.

FUPA- future unemployed people of America. Join our club. Lmao

@EllisPennie @jackthelad22 safe I'm off too on account I'm unemployed. UGM.

@shoeaddict5 : Unemployment has its advantages, every day is the same

@_SonOfaRich hahaha! Uneducated, jobless sluts. What a life.

The jobless rate in Clark County NV climbed to 12.9 percent in July, the fourth consecutive monthly increase.

unemployed means naps 3x a day.

@feanad ...am aiite....doin wat jobless people do.

Some may say that I'm unemployed, I prefer to see it as an extended Metal Gear Solid 4 break.

Saving my stir-crazed friend @chelseac012 #posttravelblues #unemployment

Why do they put great movies on at this time of night? Obviously for the unemployed.

@RobLowe cause CNN wants to skip over the poor unemployment numbers and bad economy headlines as quickly as possible since they love Obama

Montreal #Alouettes add newly unemployed Buffalo Bills Quarterback Vince Young to their negotiation list.

@RyanNolan79 isn't Ireland like Detroit? 75% unemployment

If I'm ever unemployed I'm gonna holla at alfie #Eastenders

@khalumD Oh.. I see.. Bring my unemployment into this! I see.. Yeah.. Well not like you do much either..

@TravisHyland @jackthelad22 a day in the life of the unemployed tomorrow haha #jokes.

hello people unemployed, haha!

THANK GOD “@amcathcart: Saving my stir-crazed friend @chelseac012 #posttravelblues #unemployment”

#TeamMayD Trending cos of deleted video = Ainise #Jobless #Rubbish

I'm Mad I Can't Get Hosa This Year! All These Fuckers Getting Jobs In The Hospital & Ima Be Graduating Unemployed (-_-)

Wefest couldn't have come at a better time. Perfect place to forget that I will be unemployed at theOGH7I

@SkyTopFlight15 Good one! Witty and so true! The road of the unemployed is rocky for sure!

@BMillnaa haha we should be unemployed together come over this week :)

@EMCEEDevon BTW I was laid off in March so I've been unemployed.

@Randy_Luck remember when you said Gaffney would outperform Lloyd this season? Guess not #cut #unemployed

Shoutout to all the unemployed niggas that still afford weed, Alcohol, tattoos n sneakers

With an increase of unemployment as well.. Not to mention an increase on the amount of people on welfare #Vote #Romney/Ryan

Been unemployed for 3 weeks now & it's the worst. How does anyone live like this? If I can't start this new job next week I'm offing myself.

I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed. —Mitt Romney, speaking in 2011. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.

@johnnpearbear i was happier jobless

Since Labor Day is in honor of Working Americans, does that mean unemployed people aren't suppose to celebrate it?

@jones_drew32 take the money and play! You're rubbing your status in the faces of millions of unemployed cuz 31 mill isn't enough? #howrude

#funfact men have a higher unemployment rate right now

@ladyotomoofsaka smart ..but not with 9 million forclosures and people with bad credit and an unemployment rate so high did you?

six heartbreaking days at work til i'm unemployed #cantwait #nomoney #dontcare

Hi five it up, yall gone end like golden voice before he got famous. Unemployment is a bitch Dixie!!!

She about as boss as an unemployed person.

creo qe a eso llegarmeos @anaitzelss Unemployed for 2 years, a man holding a Hire Me sign hands out resumes in Midtown Manhattan.

@Less_TearsShed wish I cud say dat #jobless #BUTimLOOKING

@Leanne_x_harris skint and jobless, are in need of a slave I'll work for below minimum wage? Ha you good?

#IAmNotARepublicanBecause Unlike GOP, I blame John Boehner for spike in unemployment rate, #WarOnWomen & the Nation's 1st downgrade. FIREHim

@_CarmelVixen when u still unemployed after Bojangles lols come on!

@pilkdawg only coming to hers for a few drinks cos im #unemployed x

my birthday Sept,5 ... The week after that , I'm going to look for a job ... I cant be 18 in jobless !

You bitches are dumb. You get pregnant and your unemployed, but your first thought is the brand of the shoes your baby will be wearing?

@ToledoNewsNow For what reason? Because he wants to apologize for not improving unemployment rates?

Jobs aint hiring Im Unemployed/And this music aint doing nothing for Your Boy #DueceWayne$

Had a guy says he's a rapper in Miami..and has a studio....nice so your another unemployed wannabe with a studio and your 1 groupie..moron

So 24 hour supermarkets don't open for 24 hours on bank holidays. Gonna have to fight thru the jobless and chavs tomorrow now. Bastards

@katiesarahglenn not working for once #doley #jobless

Dumb gov't dudes, when we fix unemployment and the banks, I promise we can talk more about my uterus again. #enoughalready #righttochoose

Donte Stallworth joins the list of unemployed wide receivers...meanwhile the Jets still suck lol

“@NotKennyRogers: BREAKING: For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9%”

I'm so happy. I'm employed again even tho I was unemployed for a day. lol

Jeez........why am i this jobless???

@ernieandbert1 frank us unemployed so it would be nice if he won