News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 30

What do you call an unemployed Afghani? Bin Laidoff.

@ConlanDiana @ofelia5613 @bobby6740 They will only give me 100 a month because my husband gets unemployment

I hope I get one of these jobs been jobless is not 4 me ( :

Does my head in when people complain about their jobs, so many people are unemployed and penniless it just makes you look proper ungrateful

Why is it the only guys who express interest in me are either unemployed or crazy?

If this real nigga business then u niggas unemployed!!!

@GoogleMyAsss well if I can hustle up some money I'm going lol but I'm currently living that broke, jobless college student life

Unemployed,parentless,homeless life is too difficult nowadays.

Vince Young is unemployed.

@megandaisyx i thought you were sleeping most of yesterday? yey for being unemployed haha

I could never be unemployed. Day 2 of my week off and im bored shitless! And awake at 6.30am. Keep thinking im meant to be somewhere

“@DaSportzBoi: Vince Young is unemployed.” cut by the bills?

Chasin' paper is not and I repeat is NOT getting unemployment checks! #theactivitiesoftheratchet

@jricole @bilalr @khanfarw yes total numbers. What matters is 100 bn trade deficit, wealth gap, unemployment, poverty line & human rights1/2

@41ravendmbgirl @andlolosays @cyrusthemonkey flights outta PIT are like $900. I will be jobless, broke and happy.

catch me dippin on Union cuz I'm in need of money :/ #unemployed

Mum: I made you start the piano when you were 3 so that once you're my age you can teach lessons and earn a bit of dosh while unemployed.

#GhettoIceCreamFlavors Ben & Jamal's Rocky Unemployment Road.

@skwhiting57 nope its kinda action-less life right now , am not in love , jobless , no collage :(

@InnuendoMusicUK we al say nigger. White guys say to each other Just shows how much hip hop has changed popular culture

Graduate unemployment ain't funny

#GhettoIceCreamFlavors Rocky unemployment road

Im lazy? But you are unemployed! #hateraid

@adamclanton Since Im currently unemployed. Would u mind writing me a letter of recommendation. Im applying at OldNavy to work w/mannequins

BREAKING: For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9% Via @NotKennyRogers

#MilitaryMonday Are you pleased w/ the awareness & effort being made to help unemployed service members?

Listening 2 Romney supporters talk about jobs and unemployment and in the same breathe talk about how we should have let the auto biz fail.

The African-American youth unemployment is at 49%. We must do better

You know all those jobless guys that hang out in your estate waiting for you to show up so they can tax you. I hate them

@loreneshaw being employed, unemployed, not working at all...anything else...

@jricole @bilalr @khanfarw youth unemployment, gender gap. I sense you havent read full piece or checked sources in it 2/2

RTE using footage of a mechanic for the welfare story when the unemployed will never be offered training anything near that practical.

Need to start looking for a job soon dont want to be #16&unemployed

@jlgloriawu I'm not! :( long story but I'm unemployed qq. Idk I find the whole process bleh

@Mitch_D_A ...growing at a faster pace and they have a lower rate of unemployment, but however even with that the U.S economy...

FreepOpinion freep Well all those jobs the millionairs are creating should bring the unemployment rab8P

@NotKennyRogers: BREAKING: 4 the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9% lol

@lukecowling because your a jobless wanker who has no money? #CraigJnr

@ELGINDOTCOM that little green dude just filed for unemployment

#MilitaryMonday Are you pleased w/ the awareness & effort being made to help unemployed service members? via @h2hjobs

“BREAKING: For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9%”@cleonardo13

The way she says my name makes me feel like im that nigga... But im still unemployed...

#GhettoIceCreamFlavors , Rocky Unemployment Road .

@DavidJaycox Basement flooded and theres mold everywhere. Cant move in for at least a couple weeks. Homeless. Jobless. Livin the dream

@25Waite or you're already bored with the semester and have resorted to twitter for entertainment. Unemployment is what got me on here ha

@NatRoseCasey round about the same time I think. In officially unemployed again living off the parents. #lovinglife

Sometimes I wish I was unemployed just so I could wake up and not HAVE to do something.

@Heva90 I know right! I'm unemployed now. When you free?

Evans: Fed should publicly declare to keep federal funds rate near zero if unemployment is above 7% #fed #econ #MNIEvent

Hmm... just 2 years of extremely hard work, and then i'll be unemployed. #fun! :|

Twelve applications out for jobs and not a single interview or call back. Nevada's 12% unemployment rate sucks.

I miss fall semester of my freshmen year when I was unemployed. Those naps were EVERYTHING lol

No longer unemployed. I'm now an Assistant Editor at Locke Bryan Productions here in #Houston. So pumped.

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed .

@dangerdillon @jimmydolan007 @doronharte and the rest unemployed!

See I'm unemployed with no boss While y'all out there getting i'm Broke off . .

$800 billion stimulus supposed to keep unemployment below 8 percent. It’s been above 8 percent for 41 months. #tcot #teaparty #GOP2012

@stephy_1014 Haha my uncle and I are getting frustrated trying to call unemployment insurance services. They keep disconnecting...

@terrellowens what nfl team will be the next one to fire you? You are my favorite unemployed fb player.

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. #teamfollowback #ff #india

@GinsburgJobs @square Self-UNemployment Is Very Liberating I Couldn't Enjoy LIFE AnyOTHER Way #SKYisTheLIMIT #FREEDOM #TRUTH #YES

@planetside2 I've been caught tweeting at work. I need a beta key, so I have something to do while unemployed. #PS2

Have not gotten used to not having a job. Always feel like I need to be some where. #unemployment

I don't really like to consider myself unemployed. I'm more like a stay at home mom, minus a few responsibilities.

@Lexyrai @aelqtpi86 @thebeecharmer97 Sorry, foreclosed, broke, unemployed and frustrated. Tired of being told it's my fault (not by Amy)

Jobless man...sori!Boi @sunkyswaggz: *whistling nearby*@walecharms: Dnt mind him jarey@Topberry001: @walecharms haaaaaa don't b too ha

“@STARKS27: Bruh t.o., ocho, vince young, plaxico,...once elite cocky players all are jobless now..BE HUMBLE.....STAY HUMBLE”

@caraaxx I have filled out literally THOUSANDS of forms. Literally hundreds of rejections. Six years later still unemployed...!

Knew this shit would happen: Got in the mindset to be unemployed by Friday, got asked to work another week. #thiswillnotinterruptmybender

@ViviLilMonster his parents r unemployed & the victim was x harmed by the accused.

@NotKennyRogers: BREAKING: For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9%

@Cozensss I'm good doll, jobless but optimistic! Ha not. How are you? I miss our nights out x

@hippie_hollow I think unemployed actors in LA should hang out in front of Home Depot doing monologues.

Fukkkyeah! One week of unemployment and I already got another job offer. I'm da bes! ^.^

@reasonpolicy -this is what you do after you run out of unemployment. You r freeloader forever Of course you can go 2 school get free $$ too

“BREAKING: For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9%” @EWErickson

@JessieDior it's better to date the unemployed loser who's in a family of millionares than an unemployed loser in a regular family.

@seanhannity...the only thing extreme is his extreme unemployment, extreme failures....comprising US sovereignty to the UN...no more..no OOO

“@julia_xox: Sometimes I really wish I was unemployed.” SAME. Although I could end up and alcoholic..

@pamhidzai18 All these caused by shockin levels of unemployment #nepotism then kills a gud product #MhuriDzichirarama

This Unemployed shit was never cool . How tf do grown niggas function !!? >.

Start new job tomorrow, after 4 & 1/2 months of unemployment! Not sure I can remember how to set my alarm?!

@redeader so if you were PM you would award contract to overseas. Your opinion is respected. #Unemployment #Stanstead

I've had 11 phone calls today from various financial services I don't care about. Word's out that I'm not homeless and unemployed anymore.

@DaveRamsey @NotKennyRogers Hm...wonder if unemployment is the same for women who show cleavage, which, to me, is more offensive.

@iKween_LuvsPnB i hope so cuz unemployment doesn't last dat long lol

@AdeBambo_ just jobless sha

'The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed You say it's big but you take it, ride cowgirl'

#WaysToIrritateMe Being jobless....

I find it amusing that unemployed parttime students think Obama is the best POTUS we've ever had.

MA Bar Association is hosting a FREE 8-session series on Managing Your Work Search Process, designed to provide unemployed lawyers...

Unemployed citizens #signsofthelastdays t.co/MZYLiIN5

@JmeBBK i'm jobless and school-less for the next three weeks. i'll do it.

If this is real nigga business then y'all niggas unemployed

All aboard the unemployment train

How can obama possibly say the ecomy is booming when the only thing booming is unemployment lines

I'm a rapper basically means you're unemployed but you can still afford to get high some how..

Ah, don't mind me. I'm unemployed. I got too much time on my hands. I'ma eat a sandwich! #eggsalad

@HannahJenkins3 oooom. Jobless bum! Get a job and start paying taxes to I can sponge of you.#StudentLifestyle

Love when people who are jobless and do nothing are somehow busy every minute of every day #hilarious I smell #BULLSHIT