News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 25

Everyones going to find a job, go off to uni, whilst im stuck at 6thform unemployed, feel like shit atm.

@4_Slimbaby right but that came from an unemployed asshole though

“@teamtimo Bitches love aint shit jobless niggas..... i dnt understand dis young”!!!

Trying to job search and my computer keeps freezing maybe god just wants me to be unemployed a little bit longer

Big request for some follows and tweets about @tootingworks - happening aug31 - free event for #unemployed in #tooting. #students #teachers

@nicktjacob I don't have faith either. American companies are making record profits, taxes r the lowest ever, still unemployment is 8%

@GibbVicki I work sundays. I aint unemployed yet :P

Also I really enjoyed the X-Com stream today and I'm super glad I pre-ordered the game long before I was unemployed.

@Ninnylicious r u jobless?

is no longer jobless #yeahbuddy #excusetobuynewclothes?

@tintaymanuel eto unemployed as of the moment,try ko ulit ang HAAD so now nagrereview ng todo

Is jobless!!

Potential only says you qualify for success. But there are plenty of unemployed qualified people.

If this real niqqa business then you niqqas unemployed

@wungchipem @ArinaroL such jobless people u two... picking on a poor humble soul! sigh!

Dear all: U6 unemployment rate is still 15%, we're still in a depression, and plutocrats are still trying to kill you. Resist.

It's the recession. Those oysters can't help if they're unemployed.

@sam_hollander do you realize Obama & Dems (male & female) have been screwing you since Jan '09? More debt. Higher unemployment. More taxes

Why did she get pregnant? She knew sifiso is Jobless! #ekasi

@JenniferArcega: No longer unemployed :) @Sunami_mami @XXXMan32 Yayyyyyyy!!!

This girl I work with stay using family issues as an excuse to leave early and come in late. That family bout to have you unemployed.

@joshieBOOM I want to, but I've been broke lately. jobless :p

@SeanHannity PLEASE! Stop saying people are not counted as unemployed when UI benefits stop! NOT TRUE! #lnyhbt #tcot

@maddow Unemployment Insurance Solvency Act of 2011 D-IL Sen. Richard Durbin

I guess I'm unemployed again -_-

@pambesteder No, unemployment is Bush's fault. BO proud of getting OBL.

2m unemployed and yet all you need to do is go to Walford and job waiting for you.

@SophiexVictoria employed and unemployed, also

@grinders11. First time i've seen Mills and looked a real handful... No still unemployed pal, gonna have to be patient..

Di unemployed no longer wanna be used. Modern day slavery compute da rules!

Well, the last 6 weeks summer holidays of my life are nearly over. Bring on future unemployment!

How u unemployed and excited bout a 3 day weekend??? The nerve of some people!

Tomorrow is the first day in my life that i will be Jobless since i was 14 and too be honest i`m so fucking excited O #quitmyjob

@DavisFBrew @ACarolineCook @clintroney wonder what he thinks about me.... Living at home, unemployed, addicted to netflix

Looks like this jobless break has to come to an end cause I got bills to pay

@WillySkyKing @hellrzr24 Hey your the one play games. I want to talk about steady high unemployment and deficits not returns and Birth C.

@sara_crisis 'no jobs i'm still unemployed' omg

No longer jobless #happytweet

@ravenmews Yeah, I'm doing a solid month with no days off. But it's going to be followed by unemployment so it's fine! Did the freezer fit?

@plonkymiff @JJDodders me three, but technically I'm unemployed haha

That's FEMA, that's police, that's unemployment, that's teachers, that's school lunches and food stamps...

the way you say my name...make me feel like im that nigga...but im still unemployed.

1st monday after I been unemployed dat I dnt have any chores to do. Feel so gooooddd

Visited Kliptown, met an amazing young man TK. Unemployed, lost faith in govt, but resilient & hopeful. #SouthAfrica #bbcafricadebate

@NicholeRem Hopefully I can get two weeks away then start worrying about unemployment!

I hope issac blow the chicken plant down 250 a week UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK BAAAABBBEEEE

Uh... Let's see... I would lower the unemployment rates and cut the deficit. Really? That's amazing! Now how do you plan on doing that?

.@MoveOn you all look dumber and dumber each time you say this. Give us lower unemployment rates that aren't watered down with lies.

@ShawttyMacc its unattractive when they're unemployed and thats the only thing they do

@pattynguyen hell no, just thought I'd make a lil extra cash u know? Hello, unemployed here LOL

Still unemployed...?

@EveNewtonJobs Well lets give BO his due, gas $$ has doubled for our tanks, increase in utilities, food, insurance, unemployment, deficits..

@GStephanopoulos Unemployment Insurance Solvency Act of 2011 D-IL Sen. Richard Durbin

Lefties orchestrate distractions to avoid addressing the recession, terrible unemployment, housing crisis, Afghanistan worse, violence. #RNC

breaking: printing money via the fed is the cure to unemployment (pass it along)

@YeinGotNoYezzy knaw bro I'm unemployed lol can you hock a nigga up lol

@DrJamesReilly So that's it I am now unemployed #noagencystaff what the fuck do I do now. Won't see you on the dole

Alfie give us a job! #EastEnders #unemployed

@TanuNzau ok its funny!!aaand miss i-have-a-job-so-i-dnt-have-time-to-call-my-jobless-friends...uv been missd as well :)

@realDonaldTrump @GOP I agree we need to call out the President and VP for who they are . 42 months and counting 8% plus unemployment ugly!

@DrJamesReilly Have the bottle to answer me back I am now an unemployed agency worker????

@beckiedickson just in time for unemployment!

@jed_hiccup but if I am jobless, single and have nothing to show for my life it will be :O

@tz_kim. Just did!!!! U re really jobless

Everyone needs work. No one should be Unemployed in the Self Improvement field..#thinkaboutit

If I Was To Get Fired Today Or Tomar I Culd Get Unemployment

Treating myself to a bubble tea after a successful and uneventful doctor's appointment, & because I'm about to be unemployed. Huzzah?

@Advocating4You Socialism is never the answer. This is the USA not Europe! Socialism=high unemployment-high gas +food prices +bleak future

@khanfarw Not sure, Wadar.That negotiated marriage is annuled in the eyes of youth like myself-unemployed and angry as hell.

Oh it feels amazing outside & I'm stuck at work. Hahahahha goodness if it wasn't for the money I'd be jobless!

@damouche01 Jobless London youths.. SMH

Last two days in work before i'm thrown onto the unemployment bundle with the other millions ! :( I'll be dole scum.

basically she blames the fact that she had kids on her being broke as fuck and jobless. yeah. okay.

You only really have man problems when you're jobless (idle). Discuss.

#GhettoIceCreamFlavors: rocky unemployment road

@BarackObama The republicans fail to realize that saying no to everything including the jobs bill did not that 8 percent unemployment #

@SoLyrical Can you claim unemployment? Shit.

How do you know how much unemployment you are eligible for?

What's the unemployment rate of cats? They seem to be landing gigs online every millisecond. #RealTalk #Economics #cats

Soon I would be jobless and mess with ya'll

@MittRomney klng o can do better 15% unemployed next 4years u see 25% unemployed. U NEED 2 WIN

No idea why tiger man was unemployed! haha @TheXFactor

@EWDolan Evans is right. The Fed has only 2 mandates - WAGE inflation and Unemployment! No reason not to raise target to 4% for a while!

@mearamccarty well I moved back to Cinci an as of right now I'm unemployed an not going to school. ):

Vince Young, Terrell Owens, and Chad Johnson named captains of the All Un-Unemployment team #joblesssuperstar

It is almost impossible for a woman to leave an abusive relationship if she is illiterate, jobless and lacking economic resources.

@DalalNA well ohwa 9ij arya7 unemployment bas no money, no games, no games, you get a cranky 7mood hahaha

A vote for Obama is a vote for 4 more years of high unemployment, high debt, etc. #NoMoreYears #FromHopeToNope #TeamRomney #GOP2012

@Leah_Phelan Well it's not a joke, is it. Hope he is unemployed for the rest of his life.

accepting the fact that im always gonna be unemployed and broke

I need money like asap ugh fuck my cunt! #sorryforswearing #stressedout #broke #jobless #damnnewschool

“@BeautyInBeasty: @jalil_orion I see lol”living the life a free,jobless student

Why is shit unemployed people tv on a bank holiday? Freeview+ hard drive getting a workout!

Unemployed students are the best professional yolo-ers

“@realDonaldTrump: What priorities -- we have over 20% real unemployment and no growth.” Kind of hard when Congress says no to everything!

5 more shifts... I see the end in sight! #finally #bye #unemployed #sleep

@Dukk2: You got ya morning tweeters , mid day tweeters night tweeters midnight tweeters & all day tweeters We call the last ones jobless

Aeropostale orientation #jobless

@WillySkyKing being American has nothing to do with paying for the unemployed for 3yrs welfare Medicare Medicaid, food stamps. Housing

Democrats please talk more about helping America without the help of the Republicans. Unemployment would be under 8% if jobs bill was passed