News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 21

The coast riots are less an expression of faith but more the manifestation of restless energy, miseducation and unemployment #MombasaRiots

@occupyNaija,Imagine ........#40billion to print #5000 notes, while over 30million youths are jobless....... Nigeriay we hail thee !!!

@RaeesaHafesji well I am old and unemployed maybe consider it as my next career move lol

things easier than the first day of college: being unemployed

my hands dont like to b unemployed thy like to put in work

Back to work tomorrow!! Only one more week left then i'll be jobless :(! Someone please employ me!! #sadtweet

Its just my dad providing, my mother unemployed & I at a minimum part-time wage.

@Gingeee__ next week :)? It's my last week of work so we should celebrate :D! #unemployment

@aislingx12 yes, I'm free anytime so whatever day use we workers are free #jobless :(

@LOLGOP @stefanjbecket I was gonna go with unemployed.

Anyone else having a blah day? It's wierd to have a case of the mondays when you're unemployed

@theeallieparker tweets like these make my unemployment seem like a good thing

@shannyo21: @RaeesaHafesji well I am old & unemployed maybe consider it as my next career move lol «I'll vote for you! The next iron lady.

someone unemployed told me i must not do much at h&m

Looks like it's finally time to get a new job. #unemployment #itsbeenreal

I miss working because I miss MY money first yr since freshman yr I'm jobless lol don't even have work study -__- depressing af

@itsnaomiii typical naija guy jobless shit

Everybody on #TeamNoSleep is either jobless, lonely, or lifeless or all the above.

The amount of jobless ppl I've seen standing on corners lately is ridiculous. These ppl do have the option of applying places tho.

Been applying for jobs since March.. Its now almost september.. And I'm still Jobless.

The way you say my make makes me feel like I'm that nigga and I'm still unemployed.

Vince Young from Dream Team to Unemployment Outhouse. Tisk Tisk.

@megateer Oh my! Unemployed?!?! I did miss something. Many, many prayers....

I can tell I already hate being unemployed. #Unproductive

@aud_baker Well if you were a jobless bum like the rest of us you could be here!

FRANCE : French unemployed nears 3 million in July

@RealSkipBayless don't see how Young is unemployed but Tebow is so good that he doesn't play in the final pre-season game like a starter lol

@CCkeys @bokeen As the resident jobless guy, I will get on this immediately.

@BrookeBCNN Imagine if the RNCDNC put the 100's M's from their convention circus shows to good use and help the hungry, sick and unemployed

I am officially unemployed...

Vince Young, TO, and Ochocinco are all unemployed. That woulda been one awesome Madden lineup... In 2008.

So I was jobless and downloaded a censored version of I'm on a boat ... There was no playback

@GGWH @BrandonLoLame LOL. i'm like sitting here waiting for job to come. cfm gonna be jobless

I'm on that unemployed grind

@jamalhbryant. Have you fail to realize black unemployment is over 15%? What he he doing for them. Stop being a plantation owner #tcot

Man I need to get a job #unemployed #Antigo #Wausau. Anybody have any leads.

With the highest unemployment in recent history, will 18-34 year olds continue to be the darling target audience for marketers?

I wish you could receive unemployment benefits even though you haven't been laid off #wouldbesocool

this unemployed livin' shit is some bullshit.

@RaeesaHafesji and I'm really loving being unemployed can get into all sorts of trouble now

“@_CyrilOgude: So I was jobless and downloaded a censored version of I'm on a boat ... There was no playback” obsessed with Lonely Island.

@nbcnightlynews Of course and Obama can use that as an excuse why gas and unemployment is up and other stuff.

Another day of unemployment means another day watching top chef pantsless #couldBeWorse

@enjoyVIVO hahahah jobless=priceless. Whhich hospital

I just put in my two weeks at Panera with no job lined up. #bold #jobless in 2weeks i better start looking for another one.

Illinois = higher overall tax burden, higher unemployment, higher gas prices. We can do better. #TurnThisThingAround #BringBusinessBack

On the verge of using this as my email signature - #unemployment t.co/pyCBZ6gt

Waiting in a line for tickets to see @louisck at the bell house tonight aka the unemployment line.

@dissleksick Tell me about it. am just soooo jobless :P

But. . .I so wanted to see an unemployed Queen hustling#Generations

@ChefBing72 we have the highest unemployment rate

on here braggin bout ya followers, u must be jobless u dont be on here braggin bout ya dollas

@mumphy17SAFC There are more unemployed people in Sunderland!!! I am just doing my bit to help the under resourced! I deserve a jim'llfixit

Unemployment wants to know if I'm a veteran. Yes, I am. We're all veterans. Because bum bumma bum bum bumma LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD.

Filled for unemployment #hopeigetit

I'm a jobless whore who slept with 20 guys and I just want someone who appreciates me for that.

@cynthiaboaz @motherjones @adamserwer no but President must be bad psychic because he predicted unemployment would be below 8%.

@OcupyNigeria @elrufai @ged. Oooh why na? Now tweeter activist will be jobless for a while

Friday bef election day (11/2/12), unemployment #'s released. could make or break Obama re-elect. your thoughts?

talk about messed up. on the unemployment app, there are 3 options for race: latino/hispanic, not latino/hispanic, choose not to answer #WOW

Back to my happy unemployment days of playing Just Dance all day

How do we know you're unemployed...... cause you tweeted it now you're apart of someone's joke.

So bitches be getting pregnant on purpose and shit. But by an unemployed nigga tho?

Sometimes i really wish i was unemployed

Unemployment is bittersweet

I need to shave and get out of my pjs. But fuck it...jobless.

why am i even bother to look for a ralph lauren shirt online when there all like 200 quid, i am unemployed

@Jimmyspolitics My thoughts r y aren't you talking abt GOP efforts to stall unemployment by not passing jobs bills, cutting jobs in states.

@SakinaKamwendoDear Sakina Dear Sakina Mbeki 5 things will u change 2 reverse de inequalities, poverty n unemployment? if ure 2 b Pres

Pretty weird not going back to class today. Recent grad unemployment is much better anyway............

Someone help me find a job #please #jobless

Soon....@swaynkaayyy:

9/10 the person (you) who is reading this is unemployed or needs extra cash but too lazy to watch the video in my Bio. Well.. .. STAY BROKE

@elosotwelve Lol no sir....I'm bout to be unemployed

Hello everyone, I am still unemployed, looking for a job, no gas and no food. God bless you all

@chadlockart @JasonFebery 42 straight months above 8% unemployment. If there are 4.5 million jobs created why is unemployment so high?

I hate to do it, but I'm about to go there on the unemployment rate complaints. There ARE jobs- some of yall just don't want them

@sm_lax im trying to work less than that but i think thats called unemployed haha

Ppl r so jobless that they r making memes on #EkThaTiger just to convey d fact hw much d hated d movie. If u dint like it, forget abt it!

Festivals Concession J.S.A Dole UNemployed

Day One of unemployment and I'm already watching Boy Meets World.

The day has come where we have no phones or Internet. @DinnaaB #death #unemployment #fol

Fuck being jobless. #ThatsThatShitIDontLike

@KeithOlbermann @NeoConAtheist ~When his unemployment check doesn't come in the mail, neo con will probably want to blame #Obama. #RWNJ

Unemployed till further notice #tear

#OOMF tweets so much they have to be unemployed or sum..

Class is over... Now what? It feels So weird being unemployed.

Vince Young unemployed but still doing better than all the twitter niggas that's slandering him..incredible

Observation: In North TX, employed ppl drive worse than the unemployed. Maybe bcuz they're rushing 2work so they won't end up unemployed.

Middle class Greeks live in a country where the effect. tax rate>60%, gas=$10 per gallon, unemployment>25%. So please dont joke about it...

@vibow54 @kurtschlichter The Bush recession caused high unemployment, not ppl utilizing welfare. taxes are actually lower now regardless.

@stolendreamgirl @nikkisix06 I hear ya, I've been unemployed since November, I know how hard it is

I'm pretty sure unemployment has given me a uterus. I just bought mini-watermelons because they were cute.

@Tangela80: @MyraMonkhouse_ @Isaidyes2him give us a few more hours n we wont be working Ill be Unemployed lol

When you're unemployed Mondays really aren't all that bad. Just like every other day. Also, I'm poor.

@Pitooooo unemployment is 320 a week,plus my day laboring skills as a carpet dude..lol..When I work 2-3 days a week, I feel like a BAWSE lol

@JedediahBila Are these the 8% that are unemployed and getting their EDD checks?

10 dollar tickets released in the middle of the day? @louisck must favor the unemployed. #luckytobelaidoff

It apparently just wanted to tell me 5 times that unemployment went up again. ....thanks for the note?

weeee two more weeks of being happily unemployed