News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 12

Mane a nigga went 2 da unemployment dis mournin..

I look like Dolly Parton whenever I wear a denim shirt, sadly I don't work 9-5. I'm hopelessly unemployed.

Wow I've just realised how lazy one become! #unemployed!

@realDonaldTrump: What priorities -- we have over 20% real unemployment and no growth. Your Moms growing.

Don't take pics with money like your rich #sitdown you are broke and unemployed and destined for jail.

@JayJayfl0w24 yea cuz ive been trying to help my unemployed mother with bills and i dont have it as good as you guys econonically

I hate being jobless!

This is Wat walks in at the unemployment office...YUCK!!! t.co/xXFGCrLk

devastated to see my bank account balance!! I've only been unemployed for 2 weeks, another year to go! #eeek #muststopspending

@dj_meowmix makes me wanna quit even more. Or tell them I'm having extramarital gay sex so I can get fired & collect unemployment.

Only one more shift to go #unemployed #unistudent

What does Lady Gaga, Rock and Roll, and an Ole Radio Disc Jockey's Lonely Birthday, have to do with unemployment? Find out in Tales

1500th tweet. Had to mention something big in it.!

Oh, and my unemployment was actually a false alarm. So, i'm still employed... Meh.

Jimmy Manyi gets the chop..eish I mourn the over-supply of unemployed people..

#wiunion needs to explain to unemployed miners why they have no jobs, @Progress2day Mining Takes A Hit In N. Wisconsin @jer45

Unemployed Oxycodon addict learns to throw the pills away using this method.

Time to file for unemployment #ratherbeworking

JOBLESS SOON ... relieved (: but sad at the same time :(

Interview time... Crossing my fingers... Tired of the unemployed life

I did a portrait of Sheikh Zayed from the calender in front of my study table simple 'cuz I was Jobless.

being unemployed is worse “@Ez_Ceaz: work is the pits ”

@dhuhaisarobot THE NIGHT IS YOUNG, DHU, FOR THE UNEMPLOYED

@logie_paul I am the typical unemployed ginger of my generation! How's the job hunting ? #giro4life

@LloydJHowells How is your last day of Unemployment?? New job with the big boys tomorrow.

#IAmNotARepublicanBecause trickledown economics doesnt work. If it did unemployment would be at 2%.

@Shoez_N_Tattoos I ain't shifts they gone learn today.... Imma come back jobless

the way u say my name makes me feel like im that nigga... and im still unemployed...

@PrincessToma - Daytime television is aimed at housewives, students and the unemployed. This is true in most of EU (inc UK), US and AUS.

Year of the young quarterback..Tell that to Vince! #unemployed

What an odd career arc for Vince Young. 31-19 as an NFL starter, 2-time Pro Bowler. Unemployed.

@whyalwaysjimbo I'm unemployed :(

Charles is trying to put together a romantic lunch date with your girl, while your unemployed ass is barley waking up.

unemployed today... the To Do List... must get done... #letsrocknroll

Obama has arranged a wildly high unemployment rate for blacks, perhaps the white side of him is racist.

Too many young boys headed towards the same path as their father: Locked up, broke, jobless, & a failure to sociality. #Truth

can i not go to work tomorrow? I just want to stay at home playing video games all day long. I miss unemployment.

Who cares if Romney shops at Cosco? Unemployment 8.3%

Vince Young unemployed too now? Cold world

@Gully_boii_mike really Mike!! I would be unemployed!!!

Vince Young just cut by the Bills. What a fall from ROY and Pro Bowler to jobless!

Who's hiring ? I hate being unemployed for too long ughhhh

How do you hit on someone, say, at the unemployment office?

Why do unemployed people complain about Monday mornings like they have to go to work or something...

I wonder if TO and Chad Johnson are gonna hangout and reminisce about what their careers could have been? Since they're both jobless now.

This is just an idea, how would America feel about using unemployment benefits to contribute to the military? boost jobs, lower taxes.

@jordanguerder If her job on Facebook says, model, she's likely unemployed.

Is Chris Matthews going to create jobs or reduce the deficit? No...so who cares... Unemployment 8.3% Busting 16 Trillion in debt this week

@JackHart67Until then the unemployment rate was very low,gas prices were half of current prices and the dollar was stronger by far.

#Obama a #OneTermPresident is the most #leftWingRadical president in history. He will be sent back to Chicago @PaulRyanVP #unemployed Obama

As of monday i am unemployed so Davys chipper has lost the best counter assistant ever #guttedforthem

What do unemployed people actually do with their life? i can't even describe how bored I am

Since I am jobless this semester I am making it a mission to go visit people at different schools so I will have a social life #mcproblems

Jobs is a hot topic at #RNC2012. Tune in now and learn how unemployed workers are getting the hands-on job training #FloridaMEP #tampabay

@Phrustated Gud... happend with me also once

Yes, who needs 4% unemployment & $1.87 gasoline? Obama's way is much better. @Sneville01 #obama2012 #tcot #p2

@FleetwoodSC: This is Wat walks in at the unemployment office...YUCK!!! t.co/QHpwJue7 she thick af get her number for me

Tropical Storm Issac is still pounding us, so this will be my last tweet for awhile. Check out Tales from the Unemployment Line out soon!

My age is the most unemployed yet EVERYONE wants experience,fucksake no wonder I can't find my job,help us a little ay..

#Think Only a small percentage of worker's would be unemployed, and they would also have a better chance of gaining employment promptly?

Chris Matthews, you wanna join Olbermann on the unemployment line? You can't ask tough questions of a member of a Corporate Approved party!

@JonnyCush I liked u better unemployed :-p

The one plus of being unemployed this summer? Getting to see any and all @usopen matches I want. Buckling in for a great 2 weeks #USO2012

I've spent a ridiculous amount of money over the past week and a half...I need to sit my unemployed ass down somewhere...

@jocaulfield @krasejc Unemployment is a riot.

@stuffthatilike @LibertarianJhon is cool. He just think the unemployed should just #GetAJob @ImKonfident @COsB52bomb @RednaxalA

Why not mind ur business 4 once? R u dis jobless? @NickkyButtercup: Ur struggle 2 b noticed tho,more curse on u --->@Nickduchess: Save dat

@politicsofamy unmm... No. No you're not. But I think an unemployed Republican ball washer putting down the poor for being lazy is awesome

this @Jobless_Enginer and @babavalentine look alike :O

@LexieButtermore yes I'm poor now ... Thanks #jobless

@Rexdon05: here in Nigeria, earning kobo, so that Abati will not say we are jobless critics!

@DorothyLucey Life of the unemployed. :-)

Back to unemployment and what I do best #beerbanterandboobies

Obama is not responsible for the housing bubble. Only steady high unemployment and deficit numbers. @brianwiersema @liberaliberty

If professional athletes get cut from there team do they get unemployment checks?

@aparita Sigh... I know! Still trying to find a good DVD of it. I've been swamped too, which is funny for an unemployed person. :)

What does a unemployed, unattended young man do on a rainy day?

@Zwelinzima1 @mphatja Don't, we a jst at a temp cross-roads. COSATU is the only voice of the workers & recently 4 the unemployed youths 2.

@elenasevern its cool, we can be jobless together :'-(

@DarthVenn at the end of the day if u pick a major that is saturated with degree holders but no jobs youll be unemployed

@ClassyTampaGal Chris Matthews: Where is the 'outrage' over Debt & unemployment numbers? Priorities are very much in questions.

Students and unemployed people (not the same) taking up the good seats at Neighborhood. #smh

When you're unemployed everyday is Saturday.

@DarthVenn college is a door opener bc youre a certified professional but everyone and their momma knows u will be unemployed with a psych

Summer Holidays make me realise just how much I would hate being unemployed/out of school. Between 9 and 3 I have fuck all to do /:

They say 70 % of people who never back in their car r either unemployed, has 3 children or more, on stimulant drugs, & asleep 10hrs per day!

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All these black men (Chad,Plaxico,TO,Vince) unemployed in the #NFL @ESPN_FirstTake @StephenASmith not a good look!! #MakesMeSmH

Niggas talking work Dey unemployed

Obama's Likes: Dependent unemployed Americans (created more). Obama's Dislikes: Working Americans (created less). #RomneyRyan2012 #tcot

@EnergyFactCheck #FACT Spain: For every one clean job created, 2.2 high paying jobs were lost

@DarthVenn degree. You dont hear pre med, nursing, finance, accounting, engineering, etc majors complaining about unemployment

It's funny when unemployed people say things like I wish they wouldn't work so much or You're such a workaholic :') ahahaha!

Dear Global Coordinator, please don't be jobless.

@THEREALHEATHERC so how do unemployed people job search/apply???????

people complain that there's so much unemployment...if this is true y the fuck r there so many cars on the street? How ya'll afford gas??!!

@_MissESPN some with graduate degrees are unfortunately unemployed

what ever you do, do not graduate in four years. you spend the next year wondering why you did, all whilst jobless. #whatamidoingwithmylife

@CuteohNicole Aha .. No Job Ass Hoes Ain't Even Receiving Unemployment. Bitch Clearly You Need To Stop Arguing w. Me & Fill An App Out!

@JamesEther minus guitar, that's what I do every day. Hello unemployment between degrees