News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 26

Shunny is Abt to be unemployed

#America's #Unemployment rates soaring, it's economy's in meltdown. But It's military spending is at its highest levels #StopTheWar #AntiWar

Great. I get to sit in the WIN job center all afternoon. #jobless

too lazy to undress, I think I should Hire someone this will help reduce the unemployment rate. new jobs opportunities.

You see the Worldwide trends, and everyday it's some or the other country that needs 1D. JOBLESS TEENAGERS, Y U NO KEEP AWAY FROM TWITTER?

@IyanlaVanzant any advice to someone who's been unemployed for a year?

@NesmaAirlines1 hello, I'm an unemployed pilot looking for work, do you need pilots on your new A320? Thanks.

@stevozone4 oh gosh do what you need to. Just don't be unemployed by the end of ya shift

Give u no give but u can stay in ur square room and criticise. Rather, do ur own PR by picking up the entire medical bill! Very jobless pple

@andsy77 @DarroM85 Shit, if I had to book time off for that, I'd be unemployed :D

@hayescraze31 & they wonder why the unemployment rate is so high..most jobs require a college degree & is college is too expensive.

@MandyBaldwin82 Both #usdebt and record #unemployment are the legacy of #georgewbush #fact #gop2012

Did I really just sleep until 2:30??! YEP! #jobless #lazy

@Chim_BF_Jane Oh thats not so bad.How is the job situation in your country, is unemployment high like it is here?

i need a job that will pay me under the table while i collect unemployment

So they waited till buddy finished his work and then fired him smh. Anotha blk man unemployed #icare

Just portaged 2 giant canvases through downtown Toronto. #unemployed #starving artist

If ur unemployed talkin bout ur gettin money and fuckin mad bitches but u throwin 3 dollars down on blunts tryna diss ME? That's an oxymoron

You're 21, unemployed, uneducated, don't have a car, single and living with your parents... #mooch #bum #loser #hateyou #growup

@Muskurahatein Jobless aur #ForeverAlone log karte hain. Jaa seekh lo unse.,

@KingFils fuck Dat nigga. Ol bum ass unemployed ass nig.

SNL Alum Abby Elliott Heading to How I Met Your Mother: Abby Elliott won't be unemployed for long. Just two weeks after confirming sh...

Christie said his policies would would create jobs. NJ unemployment now 9.8%, 4th worst in the US and worst NJ rate in 35 years #leadership

@elle_armistead but 900,000 more women are unemployed cause of this idiot...

I just looked at the high unemployment and deficit numbers under #Obama2012 and found myself very sad. @hollyhocks @MittRomney

@hellrzr24 Being American means unemployment if you're unemployed, medicine if you're sick & an education. #Obama2012 #RomneyRyan2012

@xO_JessicaBabyy just a smidge. Get unemployment then

Women are smarter than that: Obama says women prefer him. I Don't Believe Women like Increasing grocery prices, Expensive gas & Jobless men

@AboveNBeyond_U I'm so serious!! Either that r ima b unemployed

Your tweet show how jobless you are

I'm not jobless lol

@brie_elise I was awake and working before you fell asleep. Huzzah for unemployment, I guess? :(

Whole time I was in the unemployment office I was thinkin bout Florida........THE ENTIRE TIME......

Will the 5k note increase the level of unemployment and low standard of education?

@CaliKing10000 There has never been and never will be 0% unemployment. As long as someone is of age and not working, it taints that stat.

unemployed asz

All my niggas got work but they unemployed!

Gov't IS the problem. FEMA creates natural disasters the same way that Welfare creates the unemployed.

@FlipperPhil82 I watched jeremy kyle.to celebrate my last day of unemployment. How was the weekend?

It's Monday and I'm wearing jeans. YEAH UNEMPLOYMENT!!! #fb

Don't talk shit about me cause I'm da boss and I won't fire your ass, I'll make you quit! No unemployment checks for you!

first time in like 2 years that i'm unemployed. not cool

Is officially unemployed until next Spring!! No more cashin cheques strictly snappin necks. #hitmewithsomeEI #studentprobz

@SachaGraham well that calls for a lazy day like your jobless days!

@Zeeblebum Unemployment, more men unemployed than women, male suicides at least 3 times more, mens mental health funding less.

@imsodoherty oh god field sales? I'd rather be unemployed! 07800603309 text me!

@Baby3aby word so I can be unemployed like you

Thank you school for once again making the life of an unemployed student so much more depressing.

$3600 left in my unemployment, but I really dont wanna keep depending on this shit

I think you're on to something! Force unemployed to be gladiators. Even if they die, it wont count against the rate. Genius @ZuesOnTheLoose

@AboveNBeyond_U oh I will then ima collect unemployment!!!

Girls that just wait for the wknd to start and are jobless, school less

Thats pretty sad when the President says The unemployment rate is unacceptably high....how bout you do somthin about it! #HELLO

@souptuesday @Dilhamidyll I bet it's unemployed too...

They lost with drill, baby, drill. No way the people are going to approve of fight, fight, fight. They want to lower unemployment rate.

Mad job hunting because I am about to be jobless.

@paigec912 to soften the blow from the eventual unemployment, no doubt

@volta_kill Hey some of us are broke every week. #unemployed

@realDonaldTrump @BarackObama killed the space program. Its ok, he use that money to extend unemployment to 99wks (almost 2 yrs)

@BackPage you should start unemployed and just see who offers you a job.

JEG is a Moving Train, Stop Running after him jobless critics

no longer an unemployed chatboy. :)

Damn i didnt know u lost ya jobRT @Jyles_A1: $3600 left in my unemployment, but I really dont wanna keep depending on this shit

@SpookyJenB Texas is a great state. I had my presumptions but there is a lot good going on here. 6% unemployment and dropping for one.

@themichaelowen Still have your mug with a Manc jersey on the Aon.ie adverts in Ireland...Hope d mancs are payin u for it now ur unemployed

I am unemployed for one week and one week only. This means I am jamming in as many adventures as possible within these 5 days #ADVENTUREWEEK

Back to being unemployed -.-

Working full time on a commission basis? Regardless of wages earned, you will not be eligible for #UI benefits if you’re working full time.

just ordered another hockey stick after breaking a stick in my last two games played... this sport was not meant for the unemployed

Dealing with unemployment is like really bad punishment for doing nothing wrong.

Unemployment is strangely relaxing. Hm.

#Obama2012slogans: “Believe in the Magic! We can get the “official” unemployment rate below 8% - even without adding net new jobs!”

Don't let #Obama's failed plan on unemployment and the deficit continue. Vote #Romney2012 not #Obama2012 @politicques

A week tomorrow I will again be officially unemployed .....

Right. It seems her Dads unemployment and inability to pay for the wedding is at the heart of this. Boyfriend sounds a bit of a knob tbh

Got a email , who should we vote for . Romney ! Obama put us further in debt , & our unemployment went up . t.co/Nuq4f9d4

Unemployment is crippling.

@m_landsman and I should work for hallmark writing sympathy cards for recent college graduates who are pitiful and unemployed.

@BradLeppard oh so Jel #unemployed

@LeTamz the max on unemployment is like 350 a week if you dont have dependents.

...the enthusiasm expressed in that last one really sheds light on the status of my life at this point in time #unemployment #whydoicare

They eitha messy, pregnant, have no high school diploma, jobless, etc...

@tylerlerch @sheldonmac20 you fellas better let me know when you reach Hanover #donthavemanyfriends #mightaswellgoforasoda #unemployed

Going to go watch Moulin Rouge with a pint of ice cream and cry about my unemployment problems #yolo?

This Ghatkopar really sucks , the people here are so jobless they will fight with each other over the smallest issue.

I'm that nigha, but I'm still unemployed

NJ has 9.8% unemployment. Remember Christie's 2011 vetoes of several job-creation bills with overwhelming bipartisan support? #leadership

@aelqtpi86 @lexyrai @danadelany is not going to help. Nor will the R's attitude that poor or unemployed ppl deserve it.

the only thing you pick up, is unemployment. #lowlife

QUIT HAVEN KIDS AND U BEEN UNEMPLOYED SINCE THE FIRST ONE....

@kwakattack writing them. wouldn't it be funny if i was reading them, though? as a member of the great unemployed/unwashed?

@Arlo2121 There's an unemployed NFL player running smack on WY. Just looking out..

Even with great faith and obedience, you could be broke, sick, unemployed, single, stressed, childless, homeless, injured, or imprisoned.

you can save yo bullshit on yo memory card this is real nigga business n u bytches unemployed

@BdoubleO100 you should make a pilus in your arena on adlington's side

Although I largely enjoy lower stress with unemployment, each Monday I find myself feeling depressed. No job. Few interviews. Bleargh.

4 days of unemployment... #jobpurgatory

@BarackObama provide heavily subsidized education and reduce unemployment benefits. Meritocracy is the key! =D

@Jeff_Bow U can thank @MittRomney & the large corporations 4 the high unemployment.They like 2 outsource jobs 2 keep the share holders happy

@cedteaches 6 trill in new debt to get 42 mos @ above 8% unemployment,