News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 28

Within two weeks I've gone from unemployed to double wielding being a writing tutor and a courtesy clerk at kroger. #endlessmoney

In March of 1978 Chaplin’s coffin was dug up and stolen by two unemployed mechanics, Polish Roman Wardas and Bulgarian Gantcho Ganev.

Lol! How? @Knukcle_Head: Some peeps are just jobless @Kanyi_xx: Yup @Samiee_A4: @Kanyi_xx ha more than a year now

Hey anyone wanna give a jobless bum some money for gas?

Thanks if u call me JOBLESS but remember it may be me tweeting about U someday to help save your life. MIND who u beef though

#common-purpose Galvanise the unemployed & other workers on subjected to welfare benefit

@Lil_Tashy good thank you honey... Just really busy being unemployed, this month off is killing me lol, what u up 2 ?

If I m a doctor, engineer, journalist or even unemployed, don't I hav right to raise voice against wrong? For that I need to b a politician?

Delta Work should be Delta Unemployed! #RuPaulsDragRace

Who runs the country into the ground? Years of 8%+ Unemployment, 100's of millions more on Govt Handouts @Sneville01 #obama2012 #tcot #p2

By checking when u joined twitter....seriously, who does that? @Kanyi_xx: Lol! How? @Knukcle_Head: Some peeps are just jobless @Kanyi_xx

Being jobless sucks ????

unemployment is not the future of #Pakistan - InshaaALLAH one day I shall rise @AzeemWyne

So humbled and ashamed to ask for help, but I guess it's worked for others before. Nothing to lose. #broke #sick #unemployed #bills #debt

@51percenter @Obama2012 @JoeBiden People off unemployment dont get counted, get the number under 17% be honest, Won't happen its Obama

@aelqtpi86 @lexyrai @wyrdotter it keeps American workers unemployed!

@JonnyM9 really really good thanks! Hopefully won't be unemployed soon! Haha how's the job hunt for you?

@itvnews WITH army of sas minders & surrounded by uk soldiers,he wasnt really in afghanistan was he..hes unemployed face it!

How u unemployed and walking around telling everyone you looking like a bag of money...

#GhettoIceCreamFlavors: rocky unemployment road

Fuck being unemployed #coldworld

im so unemployed its not even funny I NEED A JOB :(

Great day at the beach with my unemployed friends #freedom18 :)

@ZeroxBox Disney fired me 3 months ago. I fought it, lost. Fought unemployment, lost. Have made no $ for 3 mo. Looking for work, hard!

The real war on women and men is 42 months of 8% plus unemployment presided over by Obama and Biden. They can run away but they can't hide!

I am glad code pink can dress like vaginas to protest while millions are unemployed.

@porthos44 @BuffaloJimmyz @hardball_chris I want the bastard matthews to visit a food bank, an unemployment line, or walk in Camden, N.J.

@DemoyaShamoya I'm thinking about Physical Therapy instead. The unemployment rate is really low

Unemployment was fun while it lasted :( new jobbbb

@TWEETORACLE you are not jobless... Yhu av ur reason for doing what you doing... God's guidance n strength.. God knws best n stay blessed

Today I did nothing. Yay for unemployment!

“@kelliedolann: im so unemployed its not even funny I NEED A JOB :(” there's this tanning place I think it's called Bellissima!!

@ZachGossett @leguemp ditto that. But just because I like alcohol, not the unemployed part

OMG ME TOO!!@AmaralAustin: Going to go watch Moulin Rouge with a pint of ice cream and cry about my unemployment problems #yolo?

So far absolutely loving my week of being unemployed #dolelife

@TwihardDV94 Yes. I don't know why there are unemployed persons in this world... :)

@_CaptainChaos It's still a big plus 2 B able 2 convince a poss nxt employer that U R wrkn & looking 4 better, rather than jobless and lookn

@samnicolerivera yeah how cool is it to be jobless? -.-

It's a good ass feeling to know you got money, when so many people these days are broke/ jobless.. #Thankful

IT'S ABOUT JOBS & ECONOMY > Human Body Chain of 25M Unemployed Americans Who Oppose Obama Begins Now! #RomneyRyan2012 t.co/IXQXT8hl

@justicar Obama bailed out GM, we've lost $25B. He spent $1T on stimulus. Unemployment $8.3%. ObamaCare expense is huge. And on and on.

@ThatShaneBua ah the life of the unemployed

If being on Twitter was a job, the unemployment rate would drop tremendously.

#msu asking me about what im doing with my degree... should i tell them snackin hard watchin espn at my rents place? #unemployed #alumniswag

Damn... Feels weird to be unemployed now.

I don't understand how people say they run a city. Being jobless & having club connects means you run NOTHING but your mouth.O_o seat please

In The Minority Neighborhoods Unemployment Is Hovering Between 25% & More Than 50%! What Will The Romney Ryan Budget Do For These People?

WIB FIN DEF+: MISERY INDEX COMPUTED by taking the SUM of the UNEMPLOYMENT RATE & the INFLATION RATE for a given period.

Hey Unemployment, how's it hanging? Now would be a really good time for @BigMachine and @taylorswift13 to hire me as I have nothing going on

Could really go for a call back on my recent job interviews... #waiting #jobless #nomoney

4:32 newscast: New rules governing unemployment benefits are about to go into effect.

@i_amspacely jobless man

#SeniorCitizensAgainstObama because 25M Americans are Unemployed! USA is 16 Trillion in Debt! Economy Sucks! Vote #Romney2012 #Teaparty

@OCFuturesTrader I know tough, total volatility grind, BUT last time market was this high #unemployment was 4% and GDP was hot - not real.

These UNEMPLOYMENT check having ass bastards! #StepYaCookiesUp lol

@JimmyRiceWriter worked and had a good wage. Then the tories came in. Now I'm one of the unemployed masses!

@realDonaldTrump @MittRomney no matter who wins the official unemployment rate for 2013 is predicted to be 9%.

@seanhannity Gas prices way up, unemployment way up, taxes way up, Hurricane on the way, Where is the president? HELLO ANYONE HOME

@salmaan_H I'll see you at the unemployment office (if there is such a thing?) a few years down the line, then?

#Obama to claim at #DNC economy good, because Wall St doing good! 40% total American wealth GONE** Mr POTUS! 8.2-21% UNEMPLOYMENT,GAS $4.00+

@Iudwin damn son you're gonna be unemployed lol

@DebonairDaddy they don't have the degree I want & I can't live in Boston & raise a child on a 17K a year. I'd be better off on unemployment

One month of being unemployed but i finally got another job. That was a nice break

With my jobless ass fuck it ima have a job by the end of August lml

Just out of interest, how many of you are currently unemployed? Thought we could form a group, swap ideas, fight crime, abduct teenagers etc

@FineGaelToday You were voted into give us jobs now today you make all us agency staff unemployed you lot ate a JOKE

@JimmyRiceWriter during labour? Unemployment most likely.

If your ass is on welfare, unemployment, food stamps, or any government aid, YOUR ASS BETTER VOTE cuz ppl are counting on u NOT TO!!!

@zDrewbyy my brotha I'm just saying what has he done for America besides run us in the ground? National debt tripled? Unemployment?

Old people live in a bubble lol. My great aunt tells everybody Idk what all this unemployment talk is about

That Vince Young tweet was out of line. I know what its like to be unemployed. If you can't learn a playbook, you can't play in the NFL tho.

Stuntin off Unemployment?....that shit REALLY bothers me.

@wsbDub may be a jobless bum but ill pass lmao

@KellyGoosecock2 how do your parents feel about you slamming the 100 pound weight stack on the Bow Flex? #unemployed #momsbasement

It could be me like so many others who are homeless and hungry, unemployed, disabled or ill.

@skajder Hello Dr. K. Hope you're well. I'm unemployed. (Awesome.) Could you please DM me your new contact info? Thanks :)

Vince Young is joining T.O and Chad Johnson to form a Dream Team of the unemployed.

Sheed you've been unemployed before twitter

@rebel_jmcgee3 you agree?For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9%

@nataliejnsn working on the tv show, but right now i am more ready to move into the jansen house of the unemployed.

Movies playing constantly in Maa movies and Gemini movies are making jobless men more lazy and waste thier time ! Do some worthy work fools

@MittRomney here's some real advice: Your pathetic attempt to woo the Extreme Right is going to leave u unemployed after November 6.

Jesus was born homeless to an unwed mother and an unemployed father

@nataliejnsn lets just trade places to stay on the unemployed block longer. #ITWOULDWORK

I really do feel bad for always asking for money ): #Sorry #Unemployed #NeedAJob

Im jobless

Ode!!:pRT @Its_brams: @tz_kim. Just did!!!! U re really jobless

@jjauthor Obama does not deserve another 4 years. 42 months of 8% plus unemployment is ugly and degrading to men & women. Vote for Mitt!

@der_junker haha, I don't think that's possible when I'm currently unemployed! #inneedofajob

When Opera browser is slow, I close it and open Internet Explorer for a few minutes just so it experiences the harsh reality of unemployment

@NotKennyRogers: BREAKING: For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9%

I need BAD ! #Jobless

@_shakethatASHH not putting any on him are going to make him unemployed

This is near enough my unemployment spree

anybody out there cute and unemployed? my job is hirin. cute ppl tho..

So, now all the guys who are trained how to use weapons are jobless? #Camden #idon'tunderstandourworld

@cluelessbutdumb Is it me or does Todd look just a little too well groomed for an unemployed fisherman?

I'm an unemployed comedian.

5000naira note wl increase Inflation, Interest rate, Literacy r8, Unemployment, Poverty etc.

@MichaelPietrzak prolly not happening since I'm unemployed, but yo me pat and showtime just made a YouTube classic lol