News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 5

So #workfare slaves are not included on jobless roll? That would explain why Govt expands it even though own figures show it's not working.

@DawarSafdar @javedazizkhan1 jobless, deprived, unskilled & frustrated FATA youth which in return will contribute to destructive activities

S/o to da ppl who dnt go ta wrk & get fired cuz of one party on dat one night! Now you jobless & broke fa how many dayz?

@shebaddx305 lol hey fuck we are jobless out of control loose cannon psycopath crazy lunatic vampires :)

@spMotaBhai U Follow I Follow U Unfollow I Still Follow then U ReFollow I Block

One hour of jobless-ness and classless-ness

@Her_Gorgeousnes: Already? Over a blogpost? Are y'all that jobless? :s t.co/COEYWLlK..nigerians are creative in their joblessness..

I don't understand how you can wake up in the morning and say you're bored already, you can't be this jobless ?

“SMH...@Her_Gorgeousnes: Already? Over a blogpost? Are y'all that jobless? :s t.co/pkJEPiny”

Loool@Femifastforward: I don't understand how you can wake up in the morning and say you're bored already, you can't be this jobless ?

Oya go call ya senior bro @henry_phantom @Miztar_UCHEY: Jobless Boi. Ur mates dey buy Iphone and Malaysian Hair for their GFs, u dey dizMe

Really want 1D to realese some new song... Its lyk im hopelessly jobless..

New toothbrush...sonic power...casual... #unemployed t.co/y3mgAe9S

@mokuks Jobless, hao bila nare, finished campo... Unaexpect?

Homeless children everywhere, jobless graduates, poverty on d street yet our government is budgeting #40.3b to print new Naira notes.

@natashajml some more? then u'll having nightmare abt your future. jobless, poor, beggin' for money. sbb taksuka perg skola masa kecik. haha

Get a job... Being jobless makes u look so bad in twitter... @realjonghyun90

Twitter: for the jobless @fly_hustle: Onga: mama's helping hand@cy_dm: If e no be panadol, e no fit be like panadol!

@BABURAO_ Exam saale tera bhi hai... u need to study more okay

Wondering what the education system is like in London...have to say it doesn't look too good. #illiterate #jobless #Chavs #jeremykyle

2ndly,our jobless youth wil b put directly bac to farm cos d market is nw der.flour industris r already available2buy d casava @mikedegreat

I can av most girls , all I need do is determine to give them all the attention in dis world. But am I dt jobless???

You leave me alone in this joyful jobless life...... ??~~(?????????~~) tega nian. @marsafita

All these jobless ppl rolling carni while I'm getting my bank holiday pay rate : D

@Jobless_Enginer yeah. just thoda TP. . .and twitter pe exam ki yaad matt dilate ja. . .i'm here to forget exam tension.

Majority of BBM users r jobless n its still a Business phone..:p #FACP

If not for lawyers, all these 'madams' with typewriters will be jobless

@MensHealthMag jobless.

Am not as jobless as u think, bongos @level_0007: @76tymestar1 @DEMOLAEXPOZE as in we finish am sotee he no fit reply @AquaticMode

Why is no one tweeting? Is no one as jobless as I am?

Thanks to Reuben Abati I now know 1.GEJ does not DRINK 2.GEJ is Intelligent 3. Social Media critics are JOBLESS 4. Presidency is such a JOKE

yeah 1st shift dope too like before 11am. when all the jobless ignant niggas wake up at 2pm i get off

Officially Jobless this week.

yeah! you're ryt.Just think of those jobless.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates that ur jobless at office ..:-P

Why's most teenagers my age working and I'm jobless...........................

@phogollr @torresajorrke I've bn reading ur previous post on a fb,and can tell u u're both fools and jobless,Kealians my ass

Whether the guy paid 1k or 5k, its his money and he tried! How much una don pay? Jobless critics!

jobless jjong fanboying over minho. he misses minho too much.

no net in office forced me onto twitter!! So jobless!!

@TheSufiSoul when ppls are not educated and are jobless ... thats what they do .. because they have nothing else to do ..

@torresajorrke u r a fool n a half,it luks as if u're so jobless,u fight a person dat doesn't knw u exist,hav u retired from ashawo work?

Medic is overflowing so I don't think I'll take that course. The number of teachers is also exceeding. I think I'll probably be jobless sigh

Another jobless monday morning

@jpscfc i wish i was working #jobless #noluckatall xx

Dunno wat to do??? #Jobless

Now i really need to start looking for a job!!.. #jobless

I am at a point in my life where I appreciate free stale bread as long as there is no mold. I miss working. #unemployed

LOVE being awake at stupid hours of the morning because Tim Hortons has fucked with your sleeping patterns. #tooearlytofunction #jobless

Another slow morning checking the classifieds. #Unemployed

Love having a full schedule of free time! #unemployed

These akwa ibom bois can make noise!.. Hrs of unending chinese sounding crap! #jobless med students!

gat work here for uRT @Mhiz_mayo Dunno wat to do??? #Jobless

Wat kinda???@Dhammyesq: gat work here for uRT @Mhiz_mayo Dunno wat to do??? #Jobless

When I hear of authors paying for reviews, I'm always torn between 'horrifically appalled' and 'can I have that job.' #unemployed

private,i mean close door workRT @Mhiz_mayo Wat kinda???@Dhammyesq: gat work here for uRT @Mhiz_mayo Dunno wat to do??? #Jobless

The dark side clouds everything again #austerity #competitiveness #starvethebeast #unemployment #underemployment #LivingStandards #poverty

@Yorkyou1 Poor,#unemployed,sick,aged,homeless,disenfranchised scapegoated to protect ultrarich,#banksters,megacorps from blame-and it works.

Grandma gaveme ?5 because I haven't started my job yet #unemployed

@jday567 woooo me too :):) #unemployed

had a bag of Roysters for my breakfast #unemployment

Guess 2day is gonna b anoda jobless day

Indian courts are really happy because #Subramanian Swamy escaped the attack.If he would have died they would have become Jobless. #Sushma

@choqlateskynne @cheericoco @wonpablo nope it means its on d low away from d prying eyes of gossiping jobless folks dat spoil hit for fun

Over 100,000 twits and u call urself a leader, na thunder go fire u.... U are jobless, u av no life outside twitter.

@djanoushkas @zaynmalik Yes i am jobless :P went 2 de museum 2day dont noe bout de party hav 2 ask anuzi :/

Got up. Fuck all on TV. Back to bed. #unemployed

I don't see how people can actually watch Jeremy Kyle. It's for jobless adults and kids who bunk of school.

@ninaoriola frnd jobless n din aq..haha

i'm jobless. will change avii.

@tobismyth @Bawnty_Hunter who told u he's bin jobless,mke e hear u.lol,he's bin workn o!ehn,u won't donate shishi still u dey abuse d guy :p

Being jobless can generate many really weird stuff.

Jobless girl @pwidiedami007

Teacher whose job was saved by stimulus or jobless man get job training at comm college r tangible wins 4 Obama. @morningmika @Morning_Joe

@RuggedyBaba don't mind d jobless dummies!!! They'll always find sumtin 2 say.....

@CarlowMallow ano may opening ba. haha. #jobless

Washin is for d jobless.@Mrs_Brownn: Hater oshi@mide_wey: All na wash (??? ) @Mrs_Brownn: Thanks :*@metothefirst: @Mrs_Brownn u cute

@joechinnie309 she is practically jobless...should be able to!!! its a thurs!!!

IF YOUR JOBLESS NEXT INTERCHANGE HAS 40 FUCKING VACANCIES MATE

Young&jobless:Have u been affected?looking for stories of young Arabs 16-24 who've been struggling to find work. DM if u have a story

Me Kenya Jerrod Egypt my mom jerrod mom went down with a fight today. And got some what paid. #schoolshopping #unemployed lmao

Every day is a bank holiday when you're a poor jobless student #UNAY

@Ian_Taggart get on it brah. #unemployed&loling

I am just jobless!! *big sigh*

Being educated M.C.A and still jobless. ....thanks to you...mr. Chief minister....

@gsurya 1st answer,why were u fired in ur company.Che Che,ur JOBLESS fella,running ur family only by Paid Tweets. #MotaMaal Congressi

Abi (??? ) @metothefirst: Washin is for d jobless.@Mrs_Brownn: Hater oshi@mide_wey: All na wash (??? ) @Mrs_Brownn: Thanks :*

A! U a foo.. If u ain't got shift today or jobless u wouldn't say dat cos you'll b here. That's some hypocrite shit ma neega -__- @TorchaMc

Another one - 19 dopehead jobless lazy son of mine gets random girl pregnant - She wants a boyfriend - he wants a spliff .........

Jobless Morning

This chris rock dude is jobless, he's doing a documentary on hair

@fswalesy hahah well if i'm jobless when i get to leeds, then yes deffo. is briggate in city centre?

Wahai kerja datanglah pada ku!! Jobless me now stress out bcoz will be penniless soon :(

*slits wrists* @Yosoxy: Go n meet @Jobzzie :| @ogungbadey: Jobless Morning

I dunno the story, I dunno the ensuing controversies that rages... I don't care but I know that y'all Jobless! *walks away*

The march to commence at 1400 as currently lunchtime you see jobless people still have rights #ANCYL

You know your poor when even asda's 'cheap' vodka is too expensive.....#studentproblems #unemployed #notcool

jobless, but don't loking for a work, i gess that i'm waiting that work will came home lokking for me,, lol

My parents complain a lot when they have to send me for tuition. Don't go lah, then I'd be stupid, fail spm become jobless yay.

Chris rock is jobless thoo