News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 31

#IfWeHadARealMedia Ppl would know the real unemployment rate is closer to 15%.

my dads bitching cuz i dont have a job, that fuckers been unemployed for two years now...wtf?

@MegWaldenJones this is why! The architect rules the unemployed! #wemissyou t.co/SImd1PFC

@SuperVictor_ haha nawww sorry I'm not THAT much of a baller aww that stinks I will very soon be jobless :/

Just was informed dat im unemployed like wtf !!!!

The afghan war was all Bushes fault, but the high unemployment rate and unimproving economy aren't any fault of obamas.... #liberallogic

WAHOO! Being unemployed never felt so good

job hunt is soo exhuasting #unemployment thank you #ontario!!! its great to be in canada during these job thriving timess!

Just read on lamebook Sarah: I can't figure out what my brother's neck tat says. Darren: they all say the same thing unemployment OUCH!

Unemployment reached more than a million & a half in the last two years according to statistics !! Including me :(( welcome to England !!!

“@SkyTopFlight15 #GhettoIceCreamFlavors: rocky unemployment road

@brooklynnjax Haha! Same here! I'm sure you won't be jobless for long.

Obama find time to grant interview to Humpty Dumpty Magazine. #romney #obama #economy #jobs #unemployment #employment #voterid #voterfraud

youth has passed when unemployment reads stay at home mom. #thirtysomethingproblems

@JasInW0nderland it out, plus my mum is unemployed :(

@MattOverton_LS can't have the Mondays, I'm unemployed! But it's a bad day.. puppy got spayed and is pretty sick from the anesthesia :(

Does anyone seriously believe that Mitt Romney has an economic plan to reduce unemployment? Oh, he won't show it until after the election.

@BelgianBoolean Come to the UK and be unemployed with me! :P

Massive respect for our lads in afghan. Should send some jobless scumbags out there instead. #ourwar #eyeopener

@iskolar1 @TheJeffVinoya -now im convinced that charice haters r ppl who r xtremely ugly, penniless, jobless, pea brain, a joke of ds world

Or the other way round.. @TWEETORACLE: Thanks if u call me JOBLESS but remember it may be me tweeting about U someday to help save your life

@laolu_dee and I...walking on d streets..jobless boys

@KieranCrowley1 yeah, I hear what you're saying. Some big names unemployed, let the rumour mill start to turn...

If I see one more unemployed person I know sending me FarmVille requests on Facebook I'm shopping them for benefit fraud.

Over the last 5 weeks, I've done a good job of convincing myself that I'm unemployed but that should change tomorrow. After a nice lie-in.

The biggest single waste in our economy is unemployment and under employment that our gov’t has created by choosing cuts rather than growth

@nicktjacob If you think they won't, then it was a bad investment...but no worse than increasing unemployment by over 4%.

Welcome to the unemployment club @twigmin33

Damn, I'm in a world of hurt! I don't have enough money to pay for my meds anymore. :( They're $75 a month. Being on unemployment SUCKS!

the way I say his name make him feel like he that nigga . but he still unemployed .

“@keder: Liberals convinced that Romney's birther joke is racist.Someone needs to ask them about 14% black unemployment in Obama's economy.

For all the unemployed sluts .. Blow Jobs are avalible 24 hours a day ... doesn't require a GED, just good brain

Things can change. A month ago I was happy and in love, excited to finally be a nurse. Now I'm miserable and unemployed. Things can change.

Sweet sweet unemployment

Man you're 40 years old busting' a sag, showing your underwear and wonder why your unemployed. #growup

fallin in love is such an easy thing to do......if u're jobless

Im officially unemployed .. lets celebrate! :)

@GeorgieSales91 good :) I'm alright jobless too but not so optimistic lol I know I'm itching for a baabars sesh I miss canters so bad :( xx

So close to being jobless #canthandleit

@MR_MH_86 me too right now, but I dnt plan on being too much longer lol. your ass prolly getting unemployment lol

@AdamJMarin I'm into guys that r useless.. I hope ur unemployed as well.. Fingers crossed

We don't have to look any further than the massive unemployment lines to understand that Barack Obama is a terrible president.

Let me get this straight... YOU owe me $$$. For the past 3 months. YOU are still jobless and broke, I've given you more time & YOU block ME

@Rob_Coh Mr.Nude can pose NUDE again ,soon'he'll be unemployed! t.co/MnXE5FNf

War has devastated Africans, leaving many people jobless and homeless. Africa is a wonderful land,

@BlackBlondie83 @AMERYKIN well damn she on a roll aint she lol mess around and be in the unemployment line cursing that man out lady

@nicktjacob Unemployment, defaulted loans and mortgages, retraining, job location, admin costs around all of that...expensive.

Unemployed but she hella with the blow job

@kyramillerrr omg I used to think that all the time... But I'm still jobless ?

He gotta job but come to me asking for money , must forgot I'm jobless smh

An estimated 228,000 were unemployed and looking for work in the June quarter: Roy Morgan

@DaBossShultz Let me ask you this ? What do you feel that America needs to get down the 8.3% unemployment and the trillion dollar deficits?

@WhoKilld_Kenney lmfao hahah! I was talking Madison ppl that's jobless not Decatur ppl.

The unemployment rate is still over 10% in 10 counties in #OH #Ohio. #swingstates #VoteHimOut #tcot #RR12

Unemployed nigga taking a nap.

@DellPoncetPBJ Thank you! After 7 months of unemployment, it was getting pretty scary.

@jrdn_shutts well looks like barry doesn't listen to u.. Ill give u one more chance and if you blow it then consider urself unemployed

@TimTomWright I’m growing an unemployment beard. It looks dreadful mind.

@VerbleGherulous @ReignOfApril Repubs are just mad cause Obama has HIGHER Unemployment, Debt, Deficits, Food & Gas Prices than Bush! #p2

25% unemployment rate in #SouthAfrica is the world's biggest rate @SAPresident @GoToSouthAfrica @GautengProvince

@bri_garcia: I can't imagine being unemployed or not going to school

Single people and Single parent social security payment of $245 per week gives no chance to unemployed to get a job reports local media.

@JmeBBK I WILL DEFINITELY DO THIS FOR YOU. IM REALLY UNEMPLOYED AND NICE

Money they should use to empower young youths that are jobless no agenda no direction clueless No shoe MOFO .............

Unemployment line credit card decline did I not mention I was about to lose my mind?

I think #unemployment is the way forward , not loving #work just now !! #needachange

When I was unemployed 3 years ago, I actually went to the midnight releasre of Madden. Grown ass men in line with me.... lol

Watching school of hard knocks on SP3. Im not a criminal or unemployed but id fucking love the chance to do that! #getmetothegym #fatcunt

@VMcGowan2011 @tutor2u @Lord_Sugar Spread the word on a business trying to help the UK's Youth unemployment crisis t.co/JPZuTspr

@laurenkeats @ellenhope23 Fingers crossed I'm unemployed!!

Still drinking red wine who will blame me jobless stressed like every day love u sweetheart

Only 13 full days left to do at work then I will be unemployed and a student again loving life

@ckirker88 hey at least you found a job #unemployment #dealingwithrejection

Finally just got out of the house and hit the gym. I blame the tropical storm... and my recent unemployment

Not studying, and unemployed. Life of the trust fund kids. (:

@NicholasPranzo tax rates have never been lower and corporate profits have never been higher. If that's the case why is unemployment..

It's just the second game of the season, but if Sa Pinto doesn't fix his team out soon, he could be unemployed sooner than later.

The way you scream my name make me feel like that nigga even tho im unemployed

@nadiat86! MT @NotKennyRogers: For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9%

Most prosperous State is North Dakota where we are drilling for Oil. Lowest unemployment 3.5% and fast food workers make $15hr. J-O-B-S

@danielleguizio why are u unemployed for a week ?

@ToneGotDaJuice oh yea change #obama 8.4 unemployment rate plz com again lol

@liysfs_s Heheh no hard work lol but that can't be my path for life! anyway thanks haha it just feels nice to say Im not jobless lol

@RichardJMurphy “Look after unemployment and the budget will look after itself”

@lennnaD_ Lol. You can collect unemployment.

One day of unemployment and I get a job offer. HOLLA!

@brooklynnjax Thanks! As fun as it can be, unemployment is pretty rough on mental health! :-/

I wouldn't have quit on you if you hadn't worked me so hard for barely anything at all. #stupidbosses #greedypeople #jobless #bum

Could never be jobless on unemployment...#boringlife

@Acidburn81 That scrawny little unemployed prick from Weymouth who sent the offensive tweets to Tom Daley. Search him on here. Utter cock.

I haven't been unemployed since I was 14, I'm quite proud of myself tbh

Informed that my flight takes off on time 60-69% of the time. I wish I could show up to work like that #unemployed #deltafail #ranting

Shes at least famous!! You're probably a worthless, unemployed 46 yr old virgin who never went to college and lie in his moms basement

@jdarbyshirexo exactly, this is why im not jobless ans you are babe x

@COWIEKAUNWEIGH I really hope Brit stays, Shane/Ian/Brit win HOH and send his dirty, unemployed ass back to Nana! #BB14

@jadedsecurity @RafalLos the interesting unspoken corollary is that clearly govt contributes to unemployment by increasing taxes ...

Everyone needs work, no one should be unemployed in the self improvement field.

@_ImmaMofoStarrr lol well don't work in food. i'd rather stay unemployed than work in another restaurant lol. try for like retail lol

BREAKING: For the 145th straight week, the #unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9% @NotKennyRogers

You guys will get your rewards for your honest hard work said a commenter during the riots. I hope he's right - 1 year on and jobless :/