News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 27

Haha I just realised that I'm going to be unemployed next week so I'll be able to sit at home and watch the Paralympics ALL DAY. Drinking.

UNEMPLOYMENT TO INCREASE by 2 points when Truth Team is disbanded. I have pre-emptively applied for my benefits. #GOP2012 #RNC2012 #tcot

@michellemalkin @JammieWF That's the new fad, welfare, foodstamps,unemployment compensation,ssdi, and every other scam

@YvetteTV yeah gunna go there soon , i applyed at the bingoo hall . Lmfao sucks being jobless

Tyrone Finally Got A Job.....Currently Taken Off Of UnEmployment Good For Him

@SlickMitt You know what's awesome? A continued increase in unemployment & adding more people to food stamps in one term, than anybody in 2

If I hear one more person say I have a degree but is unemployed or your job doesn't have nothing to do with your degree...#Killyoself

Vince Young National Champion..Check NFL 1st RD Pick..Check NFL Starter..Check NFL Back up..Check Unemployed Millionaire..Check WHAT A LIFE!

I need more unemployed/people who work at night friends #noonesaroundduringtheday

Smh gon leave yo ass jobless.

@Buzzzzzkill @kf_50 as the unemployed social worker with an addiction to pills and penis and a hankering for the stripper pole

@amirameyy tell me when u free then. Nope. Jobless. Still :(

These hoes sad af! Unemployed and talkin bout where they won't work! And they got dependents(aka kids)

Need to entertain friends for 9hrs this wknd. Any recently jobless deja Vu entertainers want to make new friends? #schoolstartedtuitionisdue

@jennywhojenny 1. That doesn't work because an unfairly paid job is still better than unemployment + there are more workers than jobs.

@firgoa If her job on Facebook says, model, she's likely unemployed.

Unemployed again :(

@seanhannity 42 months of 8% plus unemployment hurts men and women. Obama is at war with women and jobs but free' contraceptives he has !

@nMeeDiN yeah site is hacked! Or rather index page changed by some jobless freak again..

.1% is @jlocks357 “@NotKennyRogers: BREAKING: For the 145th week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained 99.9%”

Classified ads work like magic. better than magic. Posted a job ad got over 50 apps in 1 day. #jobless #america

ORT is offering a free 12-week course (two 3-hour sessions/week) in Microsoft Office to unemployed and under-employed residents of...

#Twitter a heaven for jobless people.. a hell for Govt. of India

@Buffalogal the idylls of the unemployed.

21 jobless and gay AF kuhard okwakho hope the mother has some sort of stability at least #Life

S/O to everyone I know who graduated from a prestigious university and is unemployed/employed somewhere unrelated to their major.

Then you graduate and you can't find a dang job because unemployment is above 8%... So I'm supposed to repay these loans how??

i think i have worked out why unemployment keeps rising in the UK - cos every time there is a fall out in a soap they get fired!! #corrie :P

Official jobless #thissucks

@BackPage exactly. Btw for Football Manager start Unemployed, now there's a challenge

@marjorigoodcunt , but im unemployed! LOL

That's nice that you smoke weed everyday, how is your education going? Oh, you're unemployed...and broke?

@_JeSuisSha -___- you looking to be unemployed

Ga kenkey...how i go do am...unemployed semi-graduate!

@iLL_PhiLL23 i just filed for unemployment, hahaha dean is mad as a bitch

Today, Democrats are talking about hurricanes, Mitt Romney -- anything but 8% unemployment + massive debt. Obama's failures. #rnc #gop2012

#BB14 Ian correcting ignorant, unemployed Frank's vocabulary usage. Hahaha!

My brother is so damn jobless, like go get ready for Ottawa joor @Ambitious_94

-Huge difference between Unemployed & job-seekers.. #France

9pm & I'm going to bed, someone needs to pay taxes for you unemployed bastards

Hanging out with my unemployed friend this weekend made me realise how lucky I am to have a job even though I don't like it.

@Rayzasoulja yes but your work ethic alone isnt gonna get you a job, how many people with work ethic are jobless? aha

4 the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9% @soy_yer @cdop44 @alc_humphrys

@CaseyShaww is jobless

I heard brit.... Has 3 mill unemployed..... Security jobs, it, and some police force.... Frm over there? Maybe....

Ironically, it may pay better to be unemployed than not. LOL

Team jobless

I think I would rather be unemployed FOREVER than write a cover letter.

@TaylorGraves95 lol I'm unemployed now. I can't afford it!:(

The real meaning behind the #Obama2012 plan. Steady high unemployment and record deficits.@GEsposito915 @BarackObama

I'm really not liking this unemployed shit. So this phone call needs to come through ASAP.MnhFMx

@KilttripUSA not unemployed 4 very long hmm? I was sad 2 see u and @sarahjoybrown leave #Days , excited 2 see if Duke will b as fun 2 watch

I'll be unemployed within the next 48 hours

#GhettoIceCreamFlavors Rocky Unemployment Road

@aimevansx Try being unemployed like me :(

@fucktheunfree Also the unemployed. One of the few perks...

i have to drop all my september hours because of SAT prep. i might as well be unemployed

@Unemployed_Mom I miss your face. Can we get together this weekend?

@fredthompson @EWErickson Parents are unemployed so they don't have the money to give. So are u then saying thet should go to school.

@Unemployed_Mom Oh, and I saw the Bluebird Shop for the first time yesterday. Nearly scared my friend when I yelled out about it.

@taylorcordrey @caileighryanTIU @toneitup lol trending dilemma #beachweek and #jobless lol!!!!!

-A certain percentage of them are Unemployed because they want it. #France #GovCompensations

Can you tell if someone is unemployed based off tweets?

Bitch don't nobody have any reason to hate on you! You unemployed, two kids, and ya nigga prolly ain't shit eitha ole fuck ass hoe!

@Hannahlote If her job on Facebook says, model, she's likely unemployed.

@jewdocrat Well do you care about the debt? because you know, that's pretty alive too. Oh and Unemployment, oh and Drone attacks.. hear me?

Being up for 12hours is hard work #FirstWorldProblems #unemployed

Unempolyment is around 14 percent number could be higher remember numbers are shown by current people on unemployment not unemployed.

What do all tear pieces of flair mean!? NOTHING! BECAUSE IM AN UNEMPLOYED SCHIZOPHRENIC STEALING FROM YOUR GARBAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Relaxed and loose candidate #obama2012 supporters happy with high unemployment and deficit numbers. @tigerbeat

The unemployed loves to be the first to tweet T.G.I.F. Tho.

Hell yes, they be at it all day long! @ehell614: Can you tell if someone is unemployed based off tweets?

What the fuck obama no ones here for your shitty economy tho. Ppl gotta work I'm tired of seeing unemployed ppl tweeting all damn day

#GhettoIceCreamFlavors rocky unemployment road

#Marikana is capitalism giving inequality unemployment polution & degradation of values 2 point where everything aceptble & no1 acountable

@khanfarw Black youth unemployment annula this marriage.I'm young,Black,female,educated & invisible.Don't believe the hype.

@rum_ham Vince Young can invite @ochocinco & @terrellowens to his unemployment bash on 9/5.

#Republican speeches:It's a fact that women can end unemployment through simple kegal exercises! #Redumblican

@Phanatical I wonder what the unemployment rate there is as well, that's probably something to do with it as well

@jjauthor. Unless the poor jobless have to start burning their furniture to cook and stay warm. Bigger carbon footprint!

Thanks if you say am jobless, but remember we might need to save u one day , bro thanks for your Support May d lord b wth u @TWEETORACLE

@X_RATED__ man its hard out here being unemployed and anthony who?

@jimeiseman @shawnlazarus2 @lu10entmaverick I am also unemployed

@realDonaldTrump @MittRomney @Newsmax_Media When Romney finds a problem he fixes it ASAP. Obama 42 months of 8% plus unemployment ugly!

#GhettoIceCreamFlavors Rocky unemployment Road

'How can we help the private sector create new jobs' should drive all policy decisions, McCrory says. Unemployment debt of $2.8B problem.

Unemployment has never felt so good #seeyaneverspineland #FREEDOM

Only three days until I’m unemployed. Sigh.

i need to stop getting written up at work or imma be jobless

@TheDnote LOL.. i did move to bombay for sometime. then had to come back cos i got an awsm job here.. :) now jobless. doin ma own thing.

Some peeps are just jobless @Kanyi_xx: Yup @Samiee_A4: @Kanyi_xx ha more than a year now

@stu_compton you think it's a holiday, it's actually the beginning of your unemployment. #goodluckwithareference

@Niss_Den: -Huge difference between Unemployed & job-seekers.. #France #truth #verite

All i do is work work work ...never need a bitch fah shit...never had shit handed to me...nd never stay unemployed !

For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9%” @jodyfuller @PacerPanther

Aw being unemployed for 4 weeks and then starting a full time job is actually so tiring #Yawn

@eema226 @tweetydc02 BULLSHIT!!! Yah bitches r now unemployed like me n @sigmabunny603

@Jake_Ibarra its good on paper, but sadly some recent college grads become unemployed/underemployed and have that debt until they retire

Blew it? 4% Unemployment & $1.87 gasoline... the horror of GW! @Sneville01 Obama? Much better. #obama2012 #tcot #p2 Lol!

Work the system. Snag the severance package and collect unemployment, double dip bro! -scheming coworker