News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 27.08.12 Part 23

A nigga could be unemployed with full blown AIDS and homeless. And Pop That will make life worth living.

@FeliciaMaryjane well let me tell you about my Dad and brother in law who were both history majors! Dad works in insurance! B-I-L jobless!

the ideal situation for me is to get fired tonight so i can start collecting unemployment while at school #greatplan #fingerscrossed

Billy Cundiff is officially unemployed #ClutchMatters

“@Laura_Huff: We are officially unemployed at Northwood. @Kay_Mac77”cool.

Vince Young is now unemployed if anybody needs a Quarterback.

Yeah, I'm not going to starve any more! Unemployment insurance went through and tomorrow I have another interview.

to all you jobless cunts which have a lie in tomorrow while i go to work and pay taxes to fund you, EAT FUCKING SHIT YOU IDIOTS

Only in naija will a govt get so jobless n all dey can think of is to immortalise heroes @ d expense of d country's economic growth.

Last week of unemployment/house wifery/ sleeping in, yay! #noseriously

@Keela04 you unemployed?

Vote like your unemployed neighbor depends on it. Vote so the record deficit is not paid for by our children @RemArKAbleK1908

@Tweet_Maniac247: @demi_filani @Itsnoniye_c ,my dear i'm bored,so i want to look for trouble!babe u are jobless

@AmyGraceDunkley i give up. i am happily unemployed and on route to being a single homeless depressed crack addict. :) x x

I envy anyone my age and jobless who has more than a fiver in their account

@mtntallpaul read ALL the qualifications for being counted as unemployed, then get back to me. @coloradorebecca @seanhannity

#Obama2012 hold extreme view thing that steady high unemployment and record deficits are a good thing.@aztex77

@Pamvantrance if it wasn't for headphones, redbull & music...I'd probably be unemployed by now.

@JedediahBila women account for more than 92 percent of job losses since Obama took office

@ochocinco you file for unemployment yet?

Not sure if im more jealous of everyone starting school or everyone going to work #postgrad #unemployed #pepperdinegradproblems

So done. Id rather be unemployed. Ill do what I have to do to make money if that's the case.

@LilMissIssues 4 days to celebrate 1 year of (f)unemployment / self - employment / more time to cook/for sex.

@Jessie_frazer I see :) have to give it a watch. Be day time tv central now I am unemployed #MidsummersMurders #ComeDineWithMe #LesbianSoaps

Collectin UNemployment&goin on Disability 4Free Money bc Ur goin thru a Depression bc yet Another 1of Ur Disfunctuonal Relationship Aint wrk

@JakeWilliams1 me to #unemployed

For communities in which adult unemployment runs between.

@andreamsaul @MittRomney ROMNEY THE MORMON WANTS ALL WOMEN BAREFOOT, UNEMPLOYED, and PREGNANT! POLYGAMOUS, INCESTUAL MORMONS = EVIL CULT

@Mac_pinklipstik @Choco_late_legz @omgitsZiZi @Queen_Shine Exacty!!, she cant even spell the simple words. NOW I see why you are jobless.

My unemployment runs out in 8 weeks, please don't ask me for money :(

Zyaira jobless ass really told me she want a 40 flat screen in her room. I nicely told her call ya dad lol

Somebody need to hire my black ass cuz im tired of dealin wit these niggas n unemployment!! #Blowed

@GOP @mittromney Why would anyone vote for mitt Romney? His business record is horrible! He has created unemployment wit business practices

I miss being a jobless bum.

@scbecker @janojanojano Week of Unemployment and Pampering sounds perfect. Hurrah for you! (There are sleeps in too, yes?)

@josettesheridan Darn skippy I ain't waiting till they sink. I can't afford to live on what unemployment would pay me. ?. #NervousNelly

@jessicaruthy @__tomharrison i agree with jess, cheer the fuck up. im currently unemployed and in around ?27,000 of debt

Not really . But being unemployed is horrible .

@paulhamilton89 Indeed I do! 2 more weeks until unemployment - bring it on!

Black Female Unemployment under Obama- 13.3%. Hispanic Female Unemployment under BO - 10.8%. #p2 #tcot #tlot”#LatinosForRomney #gop2012

If the question of me staying in Danbury is even toyed with, I will be jobless.

Welp. Unemployed yet again. Help me I'm poor

@Isadora_Blanche: Parallon Business Solutions continues recruiting for open positions. Visit our website. #jobs #healthcare #unemployed

Only benefit of being unemployed is that Monday's don't suck as much :)

The failed plan of #Obama2012 resulting in steady high unemployment and record deficit makes me sick. @CassiusShay

@jamesmaponya lmao ahhh my nigga, you just hooked me up with a blessing ...ima take over, make these dudes jobless lmao

Financial News: The Key to Economic Growth: REDUCE THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE!

Professor kept telling us seniors it won't be long til you're out there collecting your unemployment checks. #thanksalot

@LeonKnight82 Girls, find a guy with ambition cos unemployed and tweeting bollox all day won't buy you much.

Damn...Obama's Unemployment rate is STILL 8.3%. I'll have to spend another week distracting with talk of Romney's dog and tax returns. #p2

@bill_77 #unemployed ribbie hall spa weekend? Welcome to the #GoodLife

@BorowitzReport.How ru going to resist #WarOnWomen if numbers of unemployed hispanic/black career women have never been higher @BarackObama

Twitter is cool....u can get career advice from the jobless and get some inspirational quotes from strippers

I'm really lookin forward to my week of unemployment comin up. I forgot what it's like to go by my own damn schedule O

No longer jobless ... I got the job at the limited #thankgod

@Frnzenpoptart unemployment. Ew

@Lufcsam i wish too many days unemployed probably everyday is a weekend to me

@ricky___tweet I'm also jobless. But, I need a cellphone 1st!

I'm sticking w/ this job till I can get into Muni. This job is better than being unemployed, at home ON WELFARE

@MaraDrake I think you will find something... And unemployment is just $$, sometimes access to job stuff... But I agree don't wait.

@DavidRotenstein. You're assuming that I'm white. First mistake, Mr. unemployed minor academic.

@DingoMutt you can upgrade to unemployed simply by looking for work!

No, please continue your rant about how Ronald Reagan's presidency affected your unemployment from 1996-2005.

@MichaellRaee ive been waiting for college to start for months and ive only been unemployed for 3 weeks so hush up cowpat

The government have the cheek to rave on about UK unemployment rates and yet they still allow immigrants in to find work #systemswrong

Young Americans check out the current steady high unemployment and record deficit numbers under #Obama2012 @BoObama2012

Someone needs to tell Johan Neeskens that Patrice Motsepe is a great admirer of the jobless Pitso Mosimane.

People going to college n getting d degrees bt unemployment rate r still high.

@BwellGroup @LeftFighter @FloridaJayhawk same reason right keeps hollering about the unemployment rate & BO failure to < it? Maybe?Ya think?

.... JOBLESS

@Jason_Jabbar Unemployment check you don't have to pass a drug test. But I have to pass a drug test to work to earn it for you? I'm not in

@CoConservParty Persons are classified as unemployed if they do not have a job, have actively looked for work in the prior 4 weeks, ...

@AntonioVillaraigosa. Why r statistics of unemployed Hispanic career women highest in @LaborDept history? You guys are waging #WarOnWomen

#MTSU needs a fuckin customer service class for their employees ASAP!! I pay your salary. If it were up to me you'd be #Unemployed

Its kinda fucked up when NFL players get cut but hey, the unemployment office and the worksource are packed with filks that got cut

@CoConservParty @coloradorebecca @seanhannity Persons are classified as unemployed if they do not have a job, ...

In this era of smart phones,I see stupid people...#40billion for printing of #5000 notes and 30million youths are jobless!...#badgovernance

@sweden Nah, they’re supposed to promote healthy drinking, so they adapt the opening hours to the unemployed and pensioners. Logic.

@JensZach @MatthewLynner welp, hello unemployment for us

15 mil people unemployed and an ATL councilman on @StreetSignsCNBC just spit in the face of 5-15 new jobs b/c they won't pay enough

So, next on my unemployed schedule is to scrounge dinner off my sister, and sleep till mid day :)

The things unemployed ppl do

@TaylorKamin It's more anxiety over where and what rather than the potential lack of unemployment. Time for me to self author myself! haha

@DanielEvans15 do it lad, lad Ashmore look like he lot jobless.

@INDYKamoflauge The Unemployment Rate v Job Growth shows issue was triggered during Bush era, & improving under Obama. t.co/EHU5SGjA

LOL. Starting your own clothing line isn't really a big deal, so whatever why is everyone wasting their time hating on Olly Riley? Jobless.

#Obama2012 forward into steady high unemployment and growing deficits@SeanHardin

it's alwayz a trick behind unemployment

@Cornelius365 No @hardball_chris tried 2 deflect attention from the fact his tingle cant get unemployment under control. #spin #propaganda

@eaglescout03 I was referring to your unemployment payments starting #shakingmyhead

@SconiaaMaddern draco is a daddy's boy quirrell becomes unemployed

So under Ryan's Tax plan Mitt is a job creator ..Romney has been unemployed since 2002 how is he a job creator ??@TomBayesBARGE @mittrmoney

Shit just got real for some football players today welcome to unemployment...the BILLS just released Vince Young.

@Jeff_Bow and if you don't know the unemployment rate went down since he came into office, the fact that you don't know that makes me sick.

#Obama is trying to destroy our economy by failing to lower the deficit and steady high unemployment @Miss_Didi23

I work in the unemployment office. I love to tell the customers there to go out and get a job and stop hanging around my office.

It's confusing when people mock you for working at a shitty place even though they're unemployed.

@okewl thank God you know an unemployed bum!

In Pak, every part-timer is a lawyer too. Even Sharmila Farooqi claims to be one although on a show 2 years back, she said she was jobless.

@N8Sando3 currently I am unemployed and still hunting for jobs. I hate it