News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 6

I am so jobless today.

F**king unemployed, jobless is a strong word

#blameBush continues! Real #unemployment is 14.7% not 7.8% when President #Bush left office! @MittRomney @foxandfriends

@__ashieash unlucky I am just up #fresh #unemployed

What looked like a birthday card arriving from the post, was actually a P45. #unemployed #expectations

@PsamyYayo she only has made impact recently due to the increase of jobless youths having an internet connection.. 93% of visitors frm 9ja

@KimberleyNixon1 at least you haven't resorted to watching Jeremy Kyle yet #unemployed

Good4u@lawlardehs: I am so jobless today.

@anderson @niecynash @janinedriver @jaclaurita On my way to be in the audience right now! Going 2 the show with my mom n aunt #unemployment

funny when im jobless,I don't get a call from anyone now when I have a job,I get calls every mon to fri non stop siol!

Basically, since society has decided that anyone without a college degree is stupid, you're forced to get one or end up practically jobless.

8. A: My strengths? I am broke, jobless, and I have no intention to move back home with my mother. (cont)

@MilliCurtis he should shout out to a jobless Milli who quit her job just to be here @example lol! He's good, but is he that good?

@jack_3358 @james_wade23 doo one jack got better things to do like WORK . #jobless prick lol

Being jobless is weird.

If the internet was as widely used when I was in school as it is now then I think I'd be jobless. #easilydistracted

Bosses are like legs

#thisisntnormal .Nigerian comedians are still searchin for work to do since the are jobless

@AnnieCater oh and #unemployed

Congrats @resiaokta \(?'?'?)/ bye jobless :p

The Princes Trust are with us again #today seeing our 18-24 yr old #unemployed #customers about the 12 wkcourses they run - busy day so far!

@SamSussex @morrisseyobe Sam,you're ridiculous,you really are,When jobless was increasing you said the govt don't create jobs but now???

on @foxandfriends in a ten minutes -the human face of our jobless recovery its so much worse than the media talks about- why 8.1% disaster

I onno why I give my home boys opportunities to make money, guess they like being broke and jobless

Pleased that the UK now consider me to be a Qualified Teacher. So, employ me? #unemployed #supplyteacher #prettyplease

Jobless motives

Watching cash in the attic on a Tuesday morning #unemployed

@funvirginian @truthteam2012 or add to that another 2 million jobless with your guy's plan. Lesser of two evils.

“@hardingcharlie: @CharleyBarbie21 @manishachitta you're a man!!” And a jobless bum!

Not even out of bed yet #lazy #unemployed

@Rubywax Ruby, what's a depressed lady to do when suddenly jobless in a foreign country where she doesn't speak the language?

You're either ballsy or, more likely, stupid to strike given the vast #unemployment in the country. #chicago #teacherstrike

@Jazzerrss why are you jobless??

I'm now not being kept on at work when I go back to uni. After Friday it'll be the first time I'll be jobless since I was 13. #fml

Sometimes I'd genuinely prefer to be jobless than work in this place.

I Love The Work Im A Manager You Run From The Work #UnEmployment

#PJDay #Unemployed

Its offically peeps are jobless

People who say, I am student of life are profoundly jobless.

I am jobless hehehe

Excuse to faadu hai kaam nai karne ki :D @ProbasiBong: People who say, I am student of life are profoundly jobless.

I'm so sad n jobless

Is officially jobless at her workstation. =|

@akayliahdaniels: Why are people camping outside the M.E.N? Lady Gaga. Some Jobless pricks have been there from LAST WEEK!! #WHATTHEFUCK

Anyone no of any bar/retail jobs in Manchester City Centre? #unemployed

Is he jobless?? Doesn't he have his own office? Why ur office? -____- @MsMariamO: He wanna put his pen in my office

@nnulk last year i was jobless so i read

@MegCarter_B hahahs that is so so so me when will I learn ? Maybe when I get a job again haha #jobless

It's probably Ronald. Like who's jobless enough to do this? And the English is spot on.

I found a job in a jobless place :)

Sat in nandos and watching really awkward first dates, literally surrounded by them. #unemployed

I sometime use #Twitter as jobless meter, it tells u precisely how jobless u are !

Joblessness is a job on twitter. #ThatsRight @H_rsh_ I sometime use #Twitter as jobless meter, it tells u precisely how jobless u are !

@TCrina14 I can't. I'd rather be fired and jobless! And I bet your ass is curled up in bed!

@swizzcheezs I'm doing ok buddy... Trying to get these kiddos ready for school... After that, my jobless ass is going back to bed...

So far today I have chased a postman barefoot across gravel whilst wearing a Jack Skellington dressing gown. #unemployment

@GeneralAzu e be like say u wnt make I scatter u bah? jobless man

@Lady_Bawze I'm jobless na

Imagine resisting a 7 hour workday in today's jobless climate

he was online, playing Tetris just minute ago. #jobless

R u kidding me? @FreakyLiterati: Is officially jobless at her workstation. =|

@tatiehartatiey haha now jobless,tunggu call for interview

@zenrainman Jobless folks will keep themselves busy for next few days.

I know na @Hardeyrhemmy: @Lady_Bawze I'm jobless na

@_ijeoma lol,am really jobless

Shemilore Is Jobless :|

@SwhyteMopol I guess u high on fake drugs madt man....if u jobless find ur equal

Can someone please hook me up with a job? #appliedeverywhere #unemployed

Last shift at work today #howexciting #jobless

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@Get_Reel Will you be the hero Twitter needs, not the one it deserves? (or something like that) also, I’m bored and jobless still.

@BSURVEILLANCE It’s all about velocity. Middle class, jobless cant spend money they dont have. Biz pleads “uncertainty” wont hire. #Godot

Nigga gone be jobless

@MichelleCowie70 She was lovely. Very well spoken too. Just to think that I was on the dole at the time! Starstruck and jobless!

Guy Ryder: We need a #youth activation guarantee for all #unemployed young people that ensures training and a chance at a #job #ILO #tuc12

39 today. Homeless, jobless. Last night a mouse ran across my face. Still having the best summer ever.

@TichiKebaya Jobless for now...fighting for a better tomorrow..

sitting at home jobless is not working out for me

When life gives you lemons, ask for limes. #unemployed #morganewasright

#icantbetheonlyperson who is jobless.

I'm so jobless atm, I'm googling all the names Ice Prince said in Aboki

Someone just asked if I'm headed to work. Bahahahahahaha, #unemployment.

Jobless jawe@spikedspartan: U @Mz_lhizzy: Aiite@spikedspartan: @Mz_lhizzy I'm good dear...

U berra go to sch @Mz_lhizzy: Jobless jawe@spikedspartan: U @Mz_lhizzy: Aiite@spikedspartan: @Mz_lhizzy I'm good dear...

@simranbhogal22 how rude can she be?!?! She is so jobless...-.-

Those jobless men with their shovels who stand on the street and act like they have filled potholes. Smh.

@joyeekhong @chris_tilim @itsjanelletai @kokhowie nopes :) but you gotta find a new job. We're all jobless now :(

Noah Tattoed an upside cross on his hand. lol #Unemployed for life lmao

So bored at home. Got a job but jobless still. Heaven,I need a sign,quick.....

Jobless... Again... #f@#%

Just yesterday, i was so damn excited for the job interview and now im just.. Jobless..

#Obama Jobs Plan:Millions drop off the dole,so they don't count towards the actual jobless rate! Rate drops down to 4%,Obama brags success

I. Want. To. Be. Jobless. Again.

@rupertmurdoch: 3 cheers for Rahm Emanuel standing up in Chicago. You really enjoy a jobless 'Merica! Get lost! #tcot #jcot #gop #teaparty

I want complain about my job! Someone out there is jobless

@zahooralamkhan Me bhi not a movie buff :P Aajkal watching thode bohot movies. Cuz am totally jobless and bemaar :(

Been jobless for almost 2 months.. Need a job nowwwwww

You take everyday n live like its d weekend, jobless rate on d increase then u blame it on Obama

Lord Jesus keep your hedge of protection around the homeless, sick, jobless and the shutin's today.

Eating chips, watching shocking daytime tele in my pj's. I could not be jobless its so boring!