News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 38

@SophieKayx well that's the joys of being unemployed init u can get on it on a monday!!

@Ifeomaa Lool..i'm jobless actually :p

Just got @LinkedIn, that's about as professional as an unemployed person can get!

@JamesFallows Isn't the unemployment rate for government workers 0% by definition?

Twitter is a great program for the jobless.

I barely had time for people when I was unemployed, now I REALLY won't have time .

@SLRoberts_89 @Ljohn92 @Lukeyy_E19 it will be a quiet on Thursday lads, we are all in work from 3 (except Sean, he's unemployed)

@karenkirley pride: oh the unemployed ones do have it. Proud enough to admit smoking weed in front of their kids &

side chicks giving relationship advice . . .pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty . . .unemployed men talking about success . . -___-

It means unemployed «@xoCREAM Dude told me I'm in between jobs, but I make music. What tf does that mean?? Lmao»

@VanessaMubanga jobless people who dont try looking and sponge of us who pay tax:D

@jackula cause I was unemployed and broke :((( pfft and you call yourself a fan?!

@hollyhastings4 Was unemployed then, had just finished school &

@deficitowl When was the last time there were more job vacancies than unemployed jobseekers?

@flori_mih I love your mentality, yeah true but what if i end up unemployed for many years after uni..

Whoever is running @USEmbassyCairo is a fucking disgrace. I hope your next mission is to Siberia. Or the unemployment office.

@emeraldeyeliner maybe, need to talk myself into it now that I am jobless.

@Phill_Mee @Jamie_Dan how do you think I feel, forever jobless

@AshMatthewsUK do realise you'll be telling this jobless story on the Jonathan Ross Show in five years time sat next to your bro Simon Pegg?

I got laid off last week so I'm jobless now.

that 60% of students would vote for obama when 75% of them are unemployed tells u all u need to know about higher education &

@AnimGuild @IATSE @spiunion @unitzer07 @scott_squires aware of how it works. But if all members are unemployed, where does the $$$ come frm?

@tracmississauga @txwikinger feel for ya while 600,000 are unemployed in Ontario

@famousshyguy @timmieswaydhay oh jobless people stil livn

@zinchenzo Know how you feel. I'm jobless haha

@anirvan $5.3 TRILLION in new debt in last 4 yrs 11% unemployment &

34% unemployed persons 18-35 (youth), poverty considered state of mind by Mass Comms owner ie Jones Co @bishophanchell req'd 'Poverty' essay

The only thing I have eaten in the past 24 hours is Junior Mints. #unemployed

Yet, a woman who has kids with an unemployed random person and has no ambition to do anything in life, get an actual salary. #dpmo

We are going the same way as the big USA big in unemployment,big in crime,big in corruption,big in homelessness,big in deprivation.

Jobless son!@k3ddi3_HRF: Shutting the refrigerator door and still peeping to know when the light's gon go off...

if the Government reflects the people, what % of the senate, congress or parliaments are on food stamps? Unemployed, denied healthcare

@vincedorsett1 you are right unemployment figures are wrong

@CrossroadsGen BTW the U6 is closer to 15% unemployment, I think it's higher.

love the fact jobless people can go out all the time yet im skint after one night out

EPICREATE:Epic Youth Matters is lookin 4 artists 2 paint a wall wit graphics. Preferably unemployed peeps. This is a pd job. Ph: 0836701365.

Just filled out more applications #Jobless #BetterGetHired

@jillywill22 work with long term unemployed in barnsley :-(

#WordsISayWhenImMad Fuk Me sydeways up a hill in a snow storm ass backwoods while on the unemployment line -__- remember Chell? Lol #smh

@RoseGray12 @AshleighCordery and u wonder why ur both unemployed?! #oxenanalogy #sortitout

IF u Spend 90% of ur Time Tweeting, Ur Really damn Jobless#GhostRiding #GBAM #InstantFollowBack #MentionSomeoneBeautiful

If u older then 25 n unemployed, it aint the system..its YOU nigga!

@Josh_Blackman Well with unemployment so high, I think we may have some stern competition.

@hoopscritic @nbadraftblog if he was that well credentialed, he wouldnt be jobless.

Just bought zoey something cause she saw it and liked and it she is unemployed so I got it for her. Top best friend

Real unemployment rate 108.1%-That figure not for US but for White House. Empty chairs not included.

I'm thinking about getting a neck tattoo of the unemployment line.

@BroccoliBoyB @VaroDaStaro smh gon stand n da unemployment line if u want to you gon get dis work!

I just imagine working hard and finally being unemployed and fuck. Oh hell naww

All of my junk email seems to be about unemployment. It's like they know me... #ImASub :(

@splinkywondrful Obama also gave more power back to the states to determine their own work requirements, since unemployment was rising.

Unemployment Rates Highest Amongst Black And Latinos

@DanaPerino If the country is experiencing hi unemployment, lower wages and high gas prives

Monica was unemployed for so long, how did she afford the Apartment!? #friends

only two more days until I'm #unemployed **

Just had a letter roll in promising $2 gas within 100 days and 5% unemployment within a year of a Romney win. #cantmakethisstuffupohwait

@barryofarrell thanks for nothing have now resigned another P/S unemployed then say I was overpayed over 13 years ago. money grabbing gov

That's 10 years in unemployed college life.

@No_or_Iestyn I'm not sure if you should comment since you've been unemployed for how long now?

is possibly the busiest, technically unemployed person in the world #apartfromoneswithbabies

I know I shouldn't since I'm unemployed and should be saving my money but I'm about to go shoe shopping **

@TeaPartyJedi You're citing the SGS number which encompasses more than just #unemployment

@tracmississauga if *you* don't like the wage *your* making.step aside.600,000 unemployed ontarians might...don't strong arm the ratepayers!

So you complain about unemployment for months then get a job and complain you have to work. Fuck you. Give me your job.

Some famous jobless person Somewhere is still getting more famous for being even more jobless...

@EmannGarcia That's what I should be telling you! You're jobless lol

Mcdonalds is Oficially Hiring for the Holiddays &

being angry at unemployed people before realising you don't have a job yourself

For the last week I've been contacted by two+ people each day looking for ms sql or mysql dba. Makes it hard to relate to high unemployment

The new jobby-job starts Thursday! No longer an unemployed bum. That was brief.

At a cross road in my life, and my decision determines my fourtune

@liamcredmond this is what unemployment is doing to me, ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD...oh hell yeaaaah I can't wait to see the the gaff

@RomneyCentral Real Unemployment Rate Is 23%, 23k W/O jobs 8.1% is a phony number we all know it so stop quoting it

@LaurelDelaney Currently, I'm unemployed, however, I hope soon to re-enter into the financial service industry. I left many years ago.

Jobless, and it feels great

the way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga but I’m still unemployed

@robport They are such liars.They need to look at the unemployment rate in Bush years

Tories to reduce unemployment by replacing job centres with suicide booths

@RayCecile @tracmississauga Who will protect the constitutional, human and bargaining rights of unemployed when they find work? #onpoli

@BGEE_XOXO ....the middle class, and how unemployment and oil consumption are down

U also save diesel that's usd 2 run generators, anothr savg 4 state. So hr u hv ur unemployment scheme resolving 1lac jobs in 3yrs @ibnlive

Sick muscles bro, I wish I was unemployed, went to the gym everyday, go to school part time and live off mommy and daddy's paychecks.

@_clairehunter @aimee_brady just realised I'm now the only unemployed person left out of all of us. At least I'm still the most fabulous

Crazy...i took my tax money &

@XboxSupport No I just want TEKKEN!!!! I'm too broke and jobless to buy it myself.

Broke ass yung nigga aint trynaa be successful no money living of unemployment checks c'mon luh baby get real!

A neighbor asked if I enjoyed retirement. In the 4 days I've been jobless, I'll tell you right now: I'm going to be a lousy retiree.

Saying goodbye to Netflix tonight. Victim of my jobless budgetary cuts. Not the greatest selection perhaps but it was Android friendly.

Newman showing LNP colours,high taxes, high unemployment, IR, education cuts to support skills shortage rationale for labour imports #auspol

Another activity to fill my time with during unemployment limbo: dusting off the ol' guitar and start playing again.

Never Keep A Hater Unemployed I Always Keep A Job For em I Make Sure I Keep Em Working I Work Hard For Em I Be Thanking God For Em

@ontarioskid @sodamneasyforme notice how Obama gives unemployed workers a year of pay while Romney wants to give them 10-16 weeks???!?

@KelvisRashaunn_ 37 strait months of no increase in jobs and or decrease in unemployment. The national debt has more than doubled.

@realDonaldTrump Real Unemployment Rate Is 23%, 8.1% is a phony number we all know it so stop quoting it.Blame game?Ever heard of Truman?

Not good being unemployed, could be this time next week not sitting back..

@Knowlesey95 in 80s unemployed were scum in 90s it was evil single mums then 2000+hoodies were evil today its the sick and disabled ?

2 types of unemployed people in this world-the lackluster (no job interviews) and the ambitious (can't stand being home)

@hill_paige12 it sucks being unemployed ):

American Embassy attacked in the middle east, record high gas prices, high unemployment, incompetent president. Are we sure it's not 1980?

@SaraKirchner1 @hannahviducic Obama doesn't believe in hard work paying off, he allows the unemployed too many benefits.