News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 27

I think I'm abt to go to the unemployment office and take a stand for this shit I been unemployed for over a year

Unemployed living off my tax cunts

Daytime TV is such a revelation. I may never work again.2 guys on talkshow currently advising when to make 1st move on a date #unemployed

@belusantandreu are those numbers accurate? 7% unemployment?

I have a full employment policy with life long jobs as the solution to structural unemployment. This is a very radical &

Do now@buberules: If I trow a party 29t, it would make alotta sense! Cuz, all the ladies I see, R just aimlessly jobless :p

Lool people who live on twitter #jobless #NoNamesMentioned

You wouldn't have the right to discuss issues like unemployment or job creation if we weren't free. 9/11. Keep perspective and prioritize.

Chicago teachers want 35% pay raise. I say they can go to hell fire all of them put them in the unemployment.. They are over payed already

@BuzzFeedBen so what is it hedge against? When R/R lose, how does Ryan still get mistaken as wonk if he is unemployed?

@sweet_tiff4prez being unemployed is so cool because when guys ask what I do for a living, I can lie out my ass!

I need a job #poor #unemployed

#nevertrust the unemployed...

Avg. hourly wages dropped by a penny in Aug. If #unemployment is high, employers basically have higher bargaining power in giving raises.

#MacroEconomy explain to you how to control the business between unemployment and inflation. #Engineers need know it.

@whitekid_wasted lol when I was unemployed it seemed like everyone and their mom was on unemployment too

Sixth Circuit Holds that Supplemental Unemployment Compensation Benefits Are Not 'Wages' Subject to FICA Taxation -

@GrooveSDC @RJSt3rl1ng @deja1422 What has Obama done for black people? Unemployment? Opportunities for advancement? Romney will do better.

Two weeks from now, I'll be jobless. #bittersweet #whatnow

@GGerling they should just go with the population - employed people = true unemployment method

35% pay increase while there's what % unemployment in CHI?! Fire them! 315k kids out of school over a bunch of bs! #firethemall

If there is any humanity left on the planet, the leaders of the #TodayShow will be unemployed tomorrow.

Its sad to see how many people out here r unemployed

Board now discussing changes to fast-track process to incentivize hiring of veterans, long-term unemployed and local contractors.

@sweet_tiff4prez id almost rather go on unemployment than ask my parents for money next month.

@WBEZeducation That's an absurd statement. Lots of super unemployed teachers right now!

@whitekid_wasted they will eventually find out u are unemployed

#Eastenders knows how to make black people look 'jobless' and 'inna' Init.

Unemployment falls to 8.1 as Americans quit looking for work, but not Paul Ryan who's running ads in Wisconsin for an eighth House term.

#TeaGoesBestWith is still trending..Ppl are so jobless to still talk abt tea..I guess that's what the kool guys talk abt on Twitter..

Im and im unemployed! Verzion can cut this bitch off if they want im basically paying them for nun

@theleanover I am jobless and sleeping in someone's living room

How can there be massive unemployment AND Obama has grown government into insane overreaching gargantuan socialist machine? #gop confused

Citizens United just emailed me, insinuating 50% unemployment, a 90% stock market crash, and 100% annual inflation…starting in 2013.

I've been unemployed for over a year &

Someone on FB just posted a pic of George bush and said the unemployment rate when he left office was 4.7. Do I delete her? #ourdumbcountry

@Suuperchile @jayyvee87 @crisvee88 hey I do member I'm jobless and ok jeanette I'll let you know

Sidechicks Giving Relationship Advice, Pregnant Lesbians Talking Bout Loyalty &

@heated I'm broke as fuck and unemployed. And I don't get a $350 season pass to Stowe and a $30 to Smuggler's Notch anymore.

@EdmontonChamber Aboriginal people are very close to where projects occur yet on reserve unemployment rate averages 41%.

@MrRawByLaw that's exactly why you're unemployed, trying to get a job at Edward Waters now. shoulda let me fix yours

Only thing about unemployment when prego is u have to look for jobs and if they actually make u an offer u have to say no :-(

@Sir_Fin dat is d result of d high rate of unemployment here. God dey sha

I start my new job tomorrow!! I have been unemployed for 7 whole days and I'm sooo glad that's over!

9/11 happened before 23 Million Americans were unemployed.

@Ana3rabeya a smallish group of unemployed salafists went over the wall and tore up a flag. Nothing to see here, move along...

@Talkmaster Do you need a bus washer?..I've always wanted to travel, and I'm currently unemployed.

@morgansher @liberalforeverx @mattison @paulfreid. Yes! GOP guvs have conspired to increase unemployment!

Annoying kid on Astro asking why I'm jobless and shit. Eh lempang karang

@TheMotleyMind @southern_right except perhaps Obama + unemployed

@hoskingonzb Hey Mike, maybe ask Bennett where the policies are for jobs instead of 101 on welfare reform. Jobless &

how bout fill out some job applications now dats something dat i consider real serious unemployment on da rise &

Playing skyrim with call me maybe stuck in my head #unemployment

Should Ryan lose both VP AND his House seat, I expect he'll be blaming PBO for unemployment status.

23 million unemployed...Chicago teachers refuse 16% raise on top of $79k salaries and strike. Children-Zero. Union-100% greed.

Who know gets unemployed and back employed in the same week. Haha I'm the man

@blankinglost: 9/11 happened before 23 Million Americans were unemployed. And this t.co/ntgZ0FnT

Teachers strike with unemployment so high is proof that we have been letting Morons teach our children

Road to unemployment chapter 1

@BakhtawarBZ Hello Madam, I've done MBA but I'm unemployed for the past 3 years. I am in Sindh. My contact is 03133209007. Please help madam

@jasonkboldt Clearly more people looking for work than official unemployed. But also more jobs than those formally posted.

@Robyn_clamp @AlexandraHague1 UNEMPLOYED!

each time you say no to tempation Satan fires a demon. Let's send Satan's army to the unemployment office! #saynototemptation

Do more talk less, get mad at another man's success and when people try to make sure you act less, its nt their fault they're just jobless

I honestly don't know how you ppl are jobless for yrs. I've lost my job in july &

@His_Mrs254 JOBLESS

Now he's Carless, and Jobless... Poor baby. SYKE!! Im tripping out! Hearing that made my day!! Ah Ha BITCH!!!

my hands don't like to be unemployed they like to work .

Damn, I appreciate the love. W/that said if you're a friend who is unemployed Ima need U 2 not always be calling me b4 COB.

What's wrong with this picture? We have unprecedented unemployment in this country while union teachers in Chicago want 100 grand a year...

“@funnychapter: University: just the same as being unemployed but your parents are proud of you.” Not if u study with @The_RDI_Tweet lol

All these chavs are getting jobs and here's me, still unemployed.

Last year, I was entering my 8th month of unemployment. Today, I hired somebody. Y'all, not hearing me here today...*leaves*

@MatySmith91 aye so i did! but for being a blonde, i've never been jobless and went to DC for a conference, but yeah...i write a shit cv

@MaleehaManzoor Hello Madam, I've done MBA but I'm unemployed for the past 3 years. I am in Sindh. My contact 03133209007. Please help madam

@JIMK1701 Osborne doesn't need to search for a job elsewhere-if he did he'd be unemployed

MT @iamjasoncurtis: Last year, I was entering my 8th month of unemployment. Today, I hired somebody. Y'all, not hearing me here today...

Sumpple are jobless uno?!

@FingChewy those people who are not in work and not actively seeking work

@writersidra Oh acha... You know unemployed can't gift an iPhone. :(

@Lady_Hiroshima lol. I know its rough out here. I'm tryna get promoted to unemployed due to being RICH BIIIIITCH LOL!

@GryffindorAnica I'm in 11 you'd be in 12, college, apprenticeship or unemployed. At sixth form you can do up to five subjects :)

@myleswarwood did you get an unemployment video?

@CrossFitTy yep, I took the civil service exam already, and nypd exam...anythings better than unemployment checks right now

It's crazy out here in the streets! poverty, violence, racism, unemployment, abuse, poor edu. ITS REAL! &

My mouth has no filter when I'm at work. It's only a matter of time til I'm on the unemployment line. #tsgh #socialbutterfly

@thomcraver the engineer currently standing in the unemployment line.

What #SteveHarvey has a talk show i didn't know..i guess its for unemployed viewers since it comes on so early UN the day

Y u no gbagaun d 4rm or d ya, don't be jobless, gracias@Emveepee_1: @APLUZ_OLISE: Who go rescue us 4rm this ya grammer 1st?

@sweet_tiff4prez I hadnt told him I was unemployed, so I needed something cheap &

@kaybo_96 not bad!, only two days a week and im jobless atm so bored! hows sgs? xxx

High unemployment and US embassy being stormed in the middle east. Obama looks more like Jimmy Carter every day. #lnyhbt #tcot #rnc #co #wi

My life fucking sucks. I'm 16, unemployed, 11th grade, and the best guy I ever met Sean is leaving to the army. :'( FML.

When your unemployment check is double my actual check, we have a problem...

UNEMPLOYMENT IS THE BEST THING SINCE.........WELL EMPLOYMENT THEY PAY ME TO GIVE UP! I GET A CHECK EACH MONTH NOT TO CLOCK IN HELL YEA!

I'm never jobless for TOO long . Only been a week and I still have two checks waiting. I start ups tmrw . :)

Everyones getting a job and I'm still jobless :'( :'( / \ 4 me

Would love to hear from some Assistant Psychologists, Research Assistants and the like.. Unemployed/daytime TV watchers welcome too!

If your mom is jobless and you still rely on me for a ride when you have a car, you can fuck off and tell your mom to get up off her ass.

i wonder if the miners are gonna pay Juluis, literally the guy is unemployed... if they don't we will be expriencing another march soon..