News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 37

How come there are jobless guys sitting n commenting on ma Linkedin,or is it a LinkedIn policy for getting me to log in ????

@Mschatnoir Before very long we're going to be jailed just for being jobless. Bastard Tories!! The sooner they go the better >

I'd rather stay unemployed. -__-

@MzBrownShugah yep. he is unemployed and that's when she dumped him

I may actually be depressed listening to sad hulk music, currently unemployed, and not going to school :(

@simonwestbury80 @DarkBlondAngel A lot of unemployed use alocohol as a crutch to relieve stress and to blot out reality. Hardly luxury.

@JDrury23 haha Well i passed my recruitment test last tuesday so on the waiting list #jobless

I don't understand nothing about these unemployment papers

It's cool that when you go to get a neck tattoo now they actually give you the forms you'll need to take to the Unemployment office.

@MarkReidAFC1903 I'd never get out of bed if I had an electric blanket....I would literally have to be unemployed

I've paid $3,228.97 in federal taxes alone this year and I've been unemployed for a month. Thanks a lot Obama.....

@txwikinger teachers have it bad..i know $40,000 avg res income , A4 teacher makes 95k/yr...I'm feeling it...600k unemployed in #onpoli

@IngrahamAngle Really. I guess Colleges can offer a new degree in Unemployment, maybe a Masters In Unemployment Management. Very cool.

@mombreezy these people are jobless, i swear 2 God.

And just like that 14000 ppl are jobless.... @Can_do_Campbell

@TR3demark can we say soon to be unemployed lol

So there is a possibility that I will be unemployed when I'm older and then be homeless and die

@EricBoehlert I guess with unemployment down as well, he's accomplished everything he's set out to do. smh

Conservatives, moderates on both sides of the aisle, independents, jobless, in debt, disgruntleds are most likely to elect Romney. #election

@RevPaulCA Are you unemployed by any chance? Why do people on benefits need money for if they have food clothes and transport??

Unemployed people can't rest..

Why is Unemployment so difficult to get through, when you call them? What a joke.

I do not care that 'Unemployed single mom earns $1799/week (online)' and no I do not want to 'check it out' so just leave me alone like.

Unemployed teachers are dumb. You didn't get a job this year because your a shitty teacher, and you don't deserve a 25% raise #Chicagostrike

Unemployment center cannot take my call d/t call volume. That isn't depressing or anything. Anyway, partial credit? \o?

Sidelines giving relationship advice... Pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty... Unemployed ppl talking bout success ** tf is going on

@maggieserota and unemployed record store guys. and soundguys.

Pondering the fact that unemployment wasn't so bad... how do I do this work thing?

@BaisdenLive Yes..to me society judge men on the size of their wallets and a unemployed woman could just be labeled a stay at home mom.

“@Smiffay: @LukeWheal stole it obvssssssss, i’m a poor unemployed youth!” @dorsetpolice arrest her @Smiffay @Smifferz

Hate being jobless-___-

@JackjDouglas @fewtrell I'm free all the time because I'm jobless and gay.

@MissTovah also good for unemployed homeless hobos.

@_keator well, they like unemployed black guys here so… :-(

real unemployment is .7 percentage points lower than in 2009.

@ClubLaComplex So what does he do next? He goes to get Abby, who is unemployed right now, and asks if she has seen Tariq.

@Sheesh_ImFly lol unemployment line

@Jesshinken you still jobless?

@KrisKetz @tvnewsinsider True unemployment stats would shock us all. Look around you.How many businesses have closed &

2 more shifts to unemployment :'( scared

I feel bad for low-middle class people who have BA degrees but have to work as waiters/salespeople because of the turmoil of unemployment.

@buserdogan heyyy unemployed how are u today ?

I'll have been unemployed for a year next month. Getting desperate, just applied for a job as Asda.

Unemployment routine: bible, job board, run, FIFA, bible, and food somewhere in between. #unemployment #patience #praisem

They get all the white women :( “@___Carter: @_keator well, they like unemployed black guys here so… :-(”

@talesfromme yes.....why do you think i spend all my time drunk......now im unemployed its only going to get worse #vodkaoncornflakes

I'm going to be unemployed. It's finally hit me like a ton of bricks. aaand.... fuck.

@hcor Sounds like a plan! If things keep up like this, I might end up in Europe sooner or later. #unemployed #livingwithparents #failed

Yay no longer unemployed!!!! ******

@kilmeade If you have the audacity to show these unemployment figures today you're very ignorant TV anchor. I feel bad for your viewers.

@FoxNews forced to repudiate another lie. This time about unemployment figures. Why does Fox lie so much. #FoxNewsLies #FoxNewsSux

@Emansonupe7: Unemployed people can't rest.. Dave. Love this quote

@suzyflipp @socialistworker Unions not only need to stand up for their members but also for unemployed &

@YouEatCatFood I learn the lessons of the world. Low corporate tax rates are congruent to low unemployment and low tax fraud.

@mattieflap nope. My date is cuter. But unemployed so we're just going to McDonalds and I'm paying. @boodjaboodja

@CraftyDutchie at the top of gov't you're not allowed to tell it how it is. If you were, thousands of civil servants would be unemployed.

@RyanViolette10 I jobless at you earlier but you didn't see me

unemployed with no boss hoe.

@weetedscotland Very sad. And majority are not unemployed searching for work. Sadly, most have not had a job since their kids can remember.

Boy, wading through articles on unemployment is a good way to fill yourself alternately with despair and white-hot fury! #R(AG)ESEARCH

Filling out unemployment papers is the bees knees.

My enjoyment of #Lilyhammer has been ruined upon discovering that unemployed Norwegians come out with more money than me each year.

@OnLineOpinion Many people are ineligible for any government assistance when unemployed. If your partner earns over $35K, you get nothing.

I'm now unemployed #thanksobama

@cia262 too well. She sold ones making money as well, ensuring costs to us rose. Or did you miss that bit? Massive unemployment as well...

The way u say my name lets know im that nigga..but im still unemployed

@jonathankenyon ... Damn, 2bh most of it's down to unemployment and shite parenting.

#obama #Liberals #progressive #juanwilliams - Americans stop the unemployment, food stamps, killing 9mth olds. Stop Oblameo FORWARD tyrrany!

I need more unemployed family members. Lol

The private sector is doing fine-Barack Obama #lol #TeaParty #jobless #2012election #BO #FAIL #EpicFail #GOP #Romney #Obama #RomneyRyan

@jmproffitt Maybe YOU “start to get cranky”. I’d already be in jail. Or unemployed.

Pitso once said he was a best coach in the country, but I see he is jobless, how can the best be without a job#hahaha#

@trevorjyounger sorry are you watching alice in wonderland during your unemployment ? Lmao #cute

My roommate just got fired by the government... my suggestions apply for unemployment @taylor_stevens2 you are unemployed!

Pitso once said he was a best coach in the country, but I see he is jobless, how can the best be without a job#hahaha

Nigeria has the highest number of unemployed youths.

Drugs,unemployment,ASBO's and crime are apparent on most council estates in the UK why single out Blackburn. Council and Police to reengage

@trixie_dust Oh it's even worse with a boyfriend, cat, only income is unemployment &

My name was added to the unimpacted list for wave two of layoffs. That's good news. Looks like I won't collect unemployment anytime soon.

@YouEatCatFood Recovery will be driven by markets, not government. Need to control unemployment before it ends up at EU levels.

Currently unemployed now. Fml

It is difficult staying positive and focused when you are unemployed. Remember, even one step forward is movement in the right direction.

This Workstudy N' Unemployment Bout To Get Me A New Whip

@DevonTexas @lorion @tpm I want to see #LyinRYAN UNEMPLOYED!

Chad still jobless ** Dnt worry boo I'm on my way to keep you occupied

@AyuuishEmAd jobless gal

Is now a jobless bum!! Forever 21 has deffs been my fav job so far though!! :)

Good news! Not only am I no longer jobless, I now have to decide if I want just one new job or two! Finally, a good day!

@CNNOpinion @reihan If unemployed wants to lose medicare and have worthless vouchers for Social Security then they should vote for R&

@Jesshinken Well doing an acting job in london now but show finishes on saturday which'll make me jobless! and lol at you. :D

Jobless:/

If ROMNEY wins the CZARS will be unemployed! Thus less government waste.Energy independence will start, REPEAL OBAMACARE IN FULL. START OVER

1000 INR to unemployed family below 32000INR INCOME, let's review the policy mulayam and akhilesh @ibnlive @ibnlive @timesofindia @PMOIndia

Being a rapper is da new unemployment n the Dmv

@McCainBlogette I need your help! I am a 25 old international studies grad and unemployed for over a year I would love to work @ dailybeast

Being someone's point of contact for EI info is a mixed bag. Sure it's nice to be needed, but you know...I'm still unemployed

Definition of pointless: Jobless people on Facebook updating their status to 'thankGod it's the weekend'

Note: Not saying giving up wasn't big factor in the LF drop. 2.9 million ppl went from unemployed to not in LF, most in nearly a year.

Gangnam style is directly affecting unemployment rates! 14 lifeguards lost their jobs after filming parody video on city property. #worthit

Unemployment rate is at 75% lls