News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 39

@CoolWhip20 @hynesy26 @dykester29 in a week or so #unemployed #brokelife

A man that only excepts unemployment is a Lil bitch

@ilovecharts how can 5.7% of government workers be unemployed? <

I'm paid to be unemployed **

@NoraGader i could already tell that unemployment is bad for you LOL

Job Seekers - Stuck in Unemployment? Why Not Play Games and Make Money Online? IBOtoolbox

I'm self unemployed hurr durr

LNP can't govern without high unemployment. simple as that. newman critical of miners management...redneck fool! #auspol

@newpf @Julius_S_Malema U can never rent crowds in a jobless community people are ready for anything even to be used as suicide bombs

It only took my mom 24 hours to start the unemployment jokes.

On my way to sell my clothes so that I can get money for the vampire diaries!! Lol ** #extremefan #jobless

@Mengus22 Best of luck man. A guy like you, I imagine, won't stay unemployed long.

Side chicks giving relationship advice... Pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty... Unemployed men talking about success ?tf is going on

Another concept I never really understood is 'unemployment checks'... So u get FIRED n yet u still get PAID? Then why even fire anyone??

@emmajeans too late. SEQ is now rolling in unemployed people.

@awhite8605 It's a ridiculous attempt to find a talking point. We are facing a broken economy and stagnant unemployment and we focus on that

@Miaa_Lee_ @Mz_Taurus88 @AntiDARKSKINNED what's really amazing is how she manages to stay so jobless doing this sht all day

Now I'm unemployed aha going to be so weird not working and constantly studying

Okay!! True, &

@WSJ Incomplete analysis. Fewer folks technically #UNEMPLOYED as they stopped looking for work.

@tandrewallace What would the rate be if Rs hadn't slashed public jobs? Hard 2 complain about jobless level when your party is adding to it.

Finding a rental in LA is not easy. For some reason no one is digging the idea of an unemployed couple with a cat &

#ObamaBuiltThis ~>

I hate unemployed lazy scruffy bitches, get off your fucking arses

If the only criteria was to be welsh and unemployed I'd have tried a jobcentre in cardiff long before moving on to Chris Coleman.

@Statuesque4 unemployment?

Officially unemployed **

No I'm not a neek for going Olave's, i just dont wanna be poor and jobless when I'm older...

Fuck work, about to rock the unemployed life

Interesting hearing about #unemployment rates in the #US when there are 10 jobs for every one unemployed person in Williston, North Dakota

@i_pleadthefifth im finished with school as of tomorrow and im currently unemployed... Noeeey i have nothing but time. Lmfaaao

@KiD_TeLLi I'm currently unemployed no money means no chaw.

Well, it's official. I am unemployed. Blarg.

Your gf is about to have a baby and you're unemployed and think having swag is the way of life... Lmao you are a J O K E

@RegularP hit my jack next time. I'm unemployed n shit. Need something to do

I have enough money in my account to be unemployed for like 3 months. &

Unemployment has gone considerably up while @BarackObama took office. Wasn't he supposed to provide and create #jobs?

Kim @khanisma: Some famous jobless person Somewhere is still getting more famous for being even more jobless...

Well done to Derbyshire unemployed workers centre keep selling those t-shirts with dance on thatchers grave on well done

fingers crossed i work with a bunch of saints who are willing to hear my arguments and give me off for the florida game. or else #unemployed

@maci_methola @ambrosia_ortega haha guys I really am fixing to be jobless ** lmao I haven't smoked in a week so maybe I'll be good. **

Im finna file for unemployment, aint nobody tryna hire a nigga

@Swole_Nigerian ohh yaa i forgot about unemployment , soo taxes i gues could go under middle class

Majority of people that Update Work 2moro or Stressful work are jobless.

How am I supposed to prove myself if no one will give me a chance - Hercules. The strength of a God, unemployed out of school lol

Unemployment as high as 90% in Sicily region in Italy Wow! #newsnight

@oliviarolf me neither we can be part of America's unemployment statistics

Or maybe they're just jobless #hmmm

Since when are you a #BOSS but collecting unemployment?? u come wit ur last year swag but hoping to get new money?? #Please

@IAM_SAS lol you can't get unemployment if you've been fired or if your reason for quitting was dumb. You only get it If you've been let go

@AledSmith well at least I'm doing something with my life thanks while your 'currently unemployed' mwahah #boringlife

It's time to make the Republican Party unemployed in 2012. Vote Democrat, Vote for Obama and Biden. Move our Nation Forward.

@IAM_SAS unemployment

@LiberalNSW all talk try and save jobs yeah didnt assist me and now unemployed australians losing jobs to fund illegal immigration

Just found out on newsnight Sicily is a craphole, unemployment in Palermo can reach 90%. Also local government ?2.5 billion in debt

@BBCPanorama Shadsworth is like any other estate in Cameron's Britian. Life's about decisions and many decide drugs, crime + unemployment!

POTUS: Libs dont care about jobless, israel/iran, GDP, economy, budget, obamacare, medicare, social security. They want Obama at all cost.

@davidsonjeff25 Thanks. The thing is, is by taking this job for only 2 days it messes up with my unemployment paperwork and I also had to...

Friend 'I have a joke about unemployed people. but none of them work' Me '.....Remind me again why we hang out?'

@danawhite DW ONE CLASS CARDS SOLVES INJURY PROBLEMS TWEET ME I NEEE A JOB HELP UNEMPLOYMENT

Since Jan '09, unemployment has risen from 7.81% to 8.11% and U6 has gone from 14.22% to 14.72%. #NotARecovery

@MsWendy_E better be awake and jobless -_____-

Laziness only get you to the unemployment line. #truth

@BaisdenLive Staying at home should not be an option. Before, unemployment men started businesses. Unemployment sometimes kills innovation.

@joyforthepeople I c... Cuz I here ppl once they get fired saying they gon go get unemployment so I guess they get denied then...

@thecyclemsnbc @secupp @msnbc You forgot one: 43 straight months of 8%-or-worse unemployment. Pretty sure that phrase will be racist.

@musicrescuesme complain, complain, complain... You know 9% of Americans are unemployed right??? lol #Smile

@joyforthepeople n I never knew I was paying for my own unemployment thru my taxes!

@chloeslatter Same here, it's getting so damn annoying!! I need some luck in my life #sadtimes #jobless **

I want to but when I Saw you I was jobless and nearly homeless but I got2 jobs now so gonna save and moved into a new house2 weeks ago u gud

Unemployment Would Be 7.1% Today if Not for the GOP Killing Government Jobs. #Obama2012

“@CurtisKHarrison: Start work at 8am finish work at 10pm #workethic #fairplaythisboycanwork” finally making up for 17yrs of unemployment!!

Yes ma! because you're Mrs.Akinpelu abi?? :| @Ayo_Dotun @MsWendy_E better be awake and jobless -_____-

all time low and you me at six don't seem to realize that 70% of their fanbase are jobless teenagers who are not made of money

@BLKROCKET How about putting people back to work? Working ppl is what generates the taxes that pays for all the programs! 23% unemployed!

@granholmtwr @EliotSpitzer - @RepPaulRyan policies r against 911 1st responders, medicaid/care, rape victims &

There are a lot of good young people with teaching degrees that are unemployed hire them and fire the greedy strikers!

When people use unemployment card at McDonalds <

@IAM_SAS yeah. So if you get laid off tomorrow you'll be gauruntees that money. Your job also has to APPROVE your unemployment

For Bath and Body Works to ask me to come work for them again<

i cant focus on anything right now. i keep thinking about me being jobless, the trippyfest, and being boo-less:( uuugghh. #fml

This unemployed stuff is brilliant.

#Obama's #Chicago

The white girl gone sooooooo mad when she find the whole unemployment line in her mentions

Change Your Personal and #ProfessionalLife with #DrArleneBarro's Advice #Psychologist #Jobs #Careers #Unemployment

12 more hours on friday then I am officially jobless...odd feeling

@Symyah ugh fuck that.. Well at least you get unemployment

@Vannah_NotWhite you could be jobless

Job growth has averaged 139,000 per month vs. an average monthly gain of 153,000 in 2011. At this pace, unemployment will be 5% in 11 yrs.

#DeadFish - fire them all. Let Obama sort them out. With unemployment where's it at...backfill in 30 days.

@Jebby_Splash imagine even threatening 2 make someone's life a living hell,Are u God?, wtf r u?Watch it b4 u dig ur own grave. Jobless fool.

Your a fully grown women, your fat, unemployed and annoying as anything. So shut the hell up

sellotaping bits of my phone back together, think its time I got a new one #needmoney #unemployed

@Reason_iBreathe hmmmm.I think I'm jobless

@HisLadyAsh now she jobless…. don't blame Obama! lol

I don't just sit at home unemployed or uneducated. Appreciate my time when I sacrifice it for you.

No accident they did@Mattison @WSJ FACT: If GOP-led states hadn't cut Govt Jobs at unprecedented levels, unemployment would be 7.1%. -.@WSJ

@_BornWithSwag im jobless , how u gone tell me. Lol

It's a good week, recording, coming along, AND I got unemployment money finally. WOOO

@DefendPaulRyan Real Unemployment Rate Is 23%, 23k W/O jobs 8.1% is a phony number we all know it so we all should stop quoting it