News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 14

Can't wait until winter when this dust blowing asshole is unemployed #yyc #dumbjobs #unnecessary #noisepollution t.co/lN3eqq5I

So no one has a cover letter? Didn't know yall were unemployed

@TaxesYouPay unemployment 6.1% Aug. 08 then 7.3% did month later Jan. 09 and 10% May 09. But Bush was doing fine what a home

alas, my creative spirit has returned #unemployed

@tonyzump Exactly, Obama's policies effects for women aremore unemployment. AND women make less than men in White House.

Srsly though bus driver, get me to sale before 5 or I'll be forever unemployed!

It would be cool if job interviews paid because then I wouldn't mind being unemployed

The number of underemployed and unemployed US college graduates hovers around 50%

@InMurfreesboro Not sure where you are getting your facts but on inauguration day 1981 unemployment was 7.5% in '85 it was 7.3%. #arithmetic

Hey if you're a young unemployed young Canadian male I suggest you try prostitute yourself in front of Upper Canada College. Got 99% chance.

Even if the jobless rate falls below 8% it still isn't good enough. Is the Media making out 8% is new normal? It's got 2 get well below 4%

unemployed at 11% median income to 76k down from 126k more ppl on food stamps all cost health food gas have risen since #Obama #tcot #p2 #

@Myz_H I agree on that but the tax issue still doesn't help unemployment you gotta give companies incentives to hire people

@Soren_Ltd Ahem, it's called a Dutch Angle . -jobless film students

@cjball_london By fortune Chris I'm not suffering it because, as I'm unemployed, I can't buy a single dollar but my wife is in France (cont)

Soooo Yeah Still Fucking Jobless-___-

did you know dat #saudi (kingdom of humanity) have always had a higher unemployment rate than what it was during da great depression in #us

@BurgerrB was watching match,,,us mein raini is saying NO to run a score dats why i wrote Noooo

@CiaraStepney. Your going to be well jel of the prison break marathon I'm having today! The perks of unemployment!

@BreakingNews @suntimes let the schools hire unlicensed teachers. Executive order. Lower unemployment.

@theREALJAYEMCEE yea n I bet the weasel @Dan_The_Man_18 wins the league cause he always gets things handed to him like unemployment checks.

@CNN Teachers are protected without employment 2.0. Millions of unemployed didn't have that! Accountability now!

@LoVeAnLipStick that shit dead imma catch your unemployed ass on a Friday.

The only reason why unemployment is going down because the rate of welfare is going up

jobless in d office “@MsBridgees: Nm-ows u?@Aykaystyles: @MsBridgees wassup?”

She's Unemployed but her Blowjob is HELLA!!!!

@MurrayKerry just the Mong,not the jobless bit.

@dresdencodak they need to keep their unemployment levels low somehow to apply for benefits?

@LydddP yessss just doing unemployment lines of cocaine but other than that I consider myself behaved.

Italy's worrying news, GDP (PIL) decreased by 2% in the last year. Production goes down with unemployment rates? #GDP #Italia @SkyTg24

Shhh abeg dont inspire another jobless person @COMMAND_HOE: So that's how the lists disappeared from our TLs....

Had a job in 12th grade... But file for UNEMPLOYMENT this summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's wrong with this picture?!?!?!

LoL-Same@Aykaystyles: jobless in d office “@MsBridgees: Nm-ows u?@Aykaystyles: @MsBridgees wassup?”

So jobless that I actually climbed 4 floors instead of taking the lift .

I'm officially unemployed an it feels fantastic

I was newly married and unemployed. Wife woke me up with crazy news. Got a job at a jittery bank next week #WhereWereYouOn911

@LutonNUT @teachertomo GT made people unemployed at my former workplace &

@LBofHounslow The questions are offensive: putting one group against the other (disabled and unemployed). There should be a public meeting.

I have one dentist appointment today then nothing to do for the rest of the week. HOW do the unemployed do this every day?! #nosympathy

ECG is a major cause of the increasin rate of unemployment in the nation...#S.O.S

And I'm jobless

@jameshaning @justus4all So wall street is doing great &

Oh unemployment. Why must you be so boring?!

@SpeakerBoehner Hopefully, you'll be out of a job by then. Oh… wait. An uptick of 1 in unemployment? My goodness!

ROFLOLMAO... take a look t.co/qIQi32Km

@nationaldebt National Unemployed 24,000,000.00

@cherlyntan in sgp but jobless. You feed me la!

Looking for work... Again... #unemployed

Dept. of Employment and Workforce says unemployment insurance rates will decrease in 2013, not increase. Let's hope so, Sen. Bryant said.

I'm only 14k tweets behind Dabs, I will overtake him soon and prove, once and for all, that I am the more jobless lad.

@fearlessknits Bored. Got an interview for a job I want, which is good I guess. Unemployment is really, really boring.

This Unemployment is real must ke tsene dibafo #SeriousTalk

@WSJecon: Labor Market Stuck in Low Gear - 3.5 unemployed workers for every posted job opening in July ...Stoked to have a job :)

Friends with benefits 2nd time in 2 days #unemployed #single @LucyRose__x

@lauramarsden1 yes please,can't make the most of being jobless on my own!

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“@_anything4MORG “@_LoveLael: Ppl out here getting jobs left &

Had a second interview for what would be my 3rd job in a year. Bf's dads response: tell that to the 8.3% unemployed right now #hardworkworks

The Roosevelt New Deal schemes didn't work. The #economy didn’t pick up. #Unemployment didn’t improve. #Obama #taxes #liblies #bigbrother

@ReutersPolitics @sampjacobs @andysullivan @ReutersTV I suspect Sam and Andy don't speak for the 23M unemployed, underemployed &

Real unemployment is over 19%

@JerAHolden You are right. Obama has done a superb job at lowering unemployment and only increased the deficit by $5T.to do it. #tcot

Just Sayin..There R so many unemployed peeps right? Have THEM come &

Side chicks giving relationship advice... Pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty... Unemployed men talking about success ** tf is going on

No longer unemployed!!!!!

@citypages Very telling, if McJobs driving the lower unemployment in MN, it doesn't reflect well on Gov Dayton or current Fed Gov policies

If you follow me speak I will respond since I'm unemployed!

If every job opening were filled by an unemployed worker tomorrow, unemployment rate would be 5.9%.

Here in #Brazil the unemployment is great but in the #UnitedStates the situation is worse.

I'd love a job, this unemployment business is getting more and more frustrating. An application must be successful sooner or later!

No longer with the ranks of the unemployed #woohoo

Who cares how many jogs r created if there r still so many unemployed!?! Talk 2 me about how many of these jobs have been filled.

Mitt Romney promises 4 more years of unemployment if Obama's re-elected. Sounds like a threat by the REPUBLICAN Congress and Romney, etc..

@bazanmarcelo Hi Marcelo, really sorry to hear u r unemployed. I hope things pick up for you soon 7 should u get 2 london - look me up

today I learnt that to be classed as unemployed you have to actually be looking for a job so if I don't look for one then you can't complain

@IainDale Very 1-sided show. Tasteless - but understandable for Derbyshire Unemployed Workers Centre to have strong feelings re Thatcher.

Currently unemployed **

@KeithOlbermann so, bathtub boy, how many weeks of unemployment insurance do you have left now?

#Portugal 3/3: FinMin predicts 1%GDP contraction next year (against +0,2% prev). Recession continues w/ unemployment rising to 16% in 2013.

Off out with my little man for a run...arrrr the joys of unemployment:) #win

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@JessLevin how do you calculate unemployed govt workers?

@SolidSnakeF1 @mmaher70 @xRiceyx It's not just unemployed people that claim benefits. Those who work and have families do too.

@owillis wait, why ate they complaining about gov worker unemployment? Didn't they hear Rand Paul saying gov doesn't create jobs?

My exson-n-law is drawing UNEMPLOYMENT paying pittace child support 4 2 kids working 4 himself 4 CASH as massuesse &

@SHannitysHair Shameful. Unemployment at 8%. I'm sure there are ppl willing to work at those conditions and do a better job. #ctustrike

@EmmaRushton and jobless jodie.

I'm now unemployed for the first time since I was 15 #LastShiftOver

@dilla10 @RahmEmanuel so you agree he should use the 75,000 unemployed Illinois teachers to BUST THIS STRIKE!

@melflamenco no sweetie no, remember your jobless forever and will fail in life if you dont go and study

@penciLino huh?? even if I'm 100% jobless...

@InvestingAnswer I would definitely agree w pt #4, been there/done that #unemployed

So there is a book named as 'Decoding Rahul Gandhi'. This shows how many unemployed Indians exists ! #RahulGandhi

@Lennymcallister @blackenterprise Dear Lenny, don't forget that from the end of Bush era into beginning of Obama's unemployment skyrocketed.

@Pranisco @BhojwaniRitika ritikaa, he is a jobless child, and I would have come up with something better :P

Tertiary education does protect against unemployment, especially compared with no quals at all #uuk2012

Damnit! Just missed my unemployment phone interview

@_hardtoswallow yeah but the thing is, so many are unemployed now the volunteering side has pretty much dried up

@taufanac get the fuck out twitter go to xvideos and have your jobless hour sorted. #kalem

Workers around the world are divided into two broad categories, employed fixed-term unemployed indefinitely ... #followback