News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 15

eating alone stresses me out. I need more unemployed friends in the South Miami area.

OECD unemployment rate for graduates in 2010 was 6.5% #uuk2012

@KingPitt28 Ahh the life of an unemployed post grad... Watching arrested development all night and early morning, #getajob #filthyanimal

Unemployed teachers should just go to Chicago and do the jobs of those two think 76K a year is not enough. #CTUStrike

@kotharijim @kamaalrkhan Isn't it obvious that he's jobless ? #GodSaveThisWorldFromKRK

Sigh everynight when I see my bed the guilty and insecure feeling hit me as I'm still jobless :/ its so stressing u don't even know T_T

.@colemancountry heard your interview on CBC. Don't worry, we're not stupid, we don't forget. Good luck in the coming election #unemployed

@funny chapter: University: just the same as being unemployed but your parents are proud of you.

#Obama wants us to believe we're better off with >

America has a new model~we can't base ecomony of old model of #unemployment figures alone~McDonald's drivethru is busy 24/7 is better proof~

Risk of crime in #Madagascar.Weakening gov/rising unemployment/muggings/robberies more frequent in urban areas/nature reserves/beaches

I don't think vegetarians even realize how many unemployed hamburgers they're causing.

Like can I please hit a fast forward button and see where I work so I know where to apply. Or if I'm jobless, so I can begin my alcoholism.

@Posthuman2501 @shandy_d No, I just got bored with Elijah Wood being stoned, unemployed, and having conversations with his dog.

@gizmo151183 agree. JobCentre needs to help ppl find jobs, all they did in my experience of unemployment was make me feel small &

@laderine10_AFC I wldnt call u jobless cos u always ve 1 or 2 tins to drop here.I glance tru wen am bored but might not jst drop a note#me

@CANADA_AMERICA thanks sis boo me to I need it lol I hate being jobless

@Mattley_Crue well, gas was not $1.81 four years ago

Side Chicks Giving Relationship Advice...Pregant Lesibians Tweeting About Loyalty Unemployed Men Talking About Success ** TF Is Going On

@BanTshirts @Le_jeune_fille Let one guy do it then everyone will do it and haberdashers will go unemployed.

Unemployment swag.

@realtalk777 hey that's fine. As long as you admit you would RATHER see people suffering in 10% income loss under #Obama, home loss #JOBLESS

@tow_sin dude I already have a life unlike u who is so jobless that the best replyu could come up with is get a life.Am disappointed:/

@milesSI For years, I've wanted to be manager of Man Utd in FM. When I did that, I was so sad because Sir Alex Ferguson becoming unemployed.

@justus4all @jameshaning fair point but I don't remember bush having 8%+ unemployment 4 years on end. Its getting ridiculous.

Hispanic students check this out. Unemployment for Latinos is above 10% but if you have a college degree it's only 4%. ?Estudia!

@Miss_Nneka I see that you are jobless this morning!!!! Abeg take a seat!!!!

.@BOAFFastEd The joy of being unemployed is that my tax returns are really simple. You can even see my transcript. Double major, no income.

@flofash: And with all d trips to attend multilateral, bilateral and regional meetings.. Has that reduce unemployment rate? Unilaterally!

So tell me you delusional Tea Bags just HOW did Mitt Romney get Osama Bin Laden? Mitt was nothing more than an unemployed rich guy. #tcot

October has to be the best month to be unemployed! Reason being FIFA comes out end of september! #fifa13

Jobless @mss_popular: @me

@SagarBhuta @kamaalrkhan not only him...he has jobless fans as well.. Waiting fr a tweet sayn @KRK pls retweet me my dad is dying ...hahah

#Conservatives that claim @BarackObama doesn't have an employment plan are idiots. The plan is simple:extend unemployment insurance forever.

@_Shannon92x i no! The job hunt starts from today! Unemployment is not for me ! hot weather and pretty beachs and defo for me #SaveSaveSave

What type if person fuck they knees up on purpose just to get discharged from the marines, and live off unemployment

Overall, #construction unemployment fell more than 2% in August, which is just great news!

@Jobless_Enginer ohh so me too dancing \^/

But he still unemployed

I kinda hope I'm fired. I've been working since I've been 15 and I'm 18 non stop . I just wanna be lazy like the other teen jobless hoes! ****

@onthe_SMITHside how u take something that was light hearted and bring in the fact I'm unemployed w/ our country in a recession? #dickmove

Hispanic students check this out. Unemployment for Latinos is above 10% but if you have a college degree it's only 4%. ?Estudia! - JR

Time seems to pass sooo fast when working. But i dun wanna leave.. Leave = jobless.

@HashtagBritt unemployment breeds creative is something I think someone said somewhere

Unemployed moon crickets are getting box regularly but ya'll slander dudes who work fast food? Ironic.

U or Me @Tahir_Darma: Jobless @mss_popular: @me

@ProParsey shushh parcelforce! im pretty sure your jobless too atm??

So...took a shower, like 2 hours ago, and I'm not dressed yet #NeedAReasonToGetDressed #unemployed :-(

Broke as a joke. Unemployed Lloyd a.k.a. Eddie N0-Money

@mxyzptlk1 @techrsr Works at unemployed

@OmarKelly @HurraCane07 how does he make sense for 2012? There is a reason he is unemployed

Oh just being awesome and unemployed laying on the couch watch Justin timberlake ** #swoon

@IndraSinNadir hehe actually I m living online more than offline lately.. Being unemployed doesn't leave alot of options

Go sniff an unemployment line of cocaine

Why the unemployment office has a man I can't even understand speaking to me is retarded, thought this was America?

Hispanic students check this out. Unemployment for Latinos is above 10% but if you have a college degree it's only 4%. ?A estudiar!

#Bored just spent 15mins takin pics of me fringe in the mirror cos I thought it looked nice. God I hope I never become unemployed.

@TimRBallinger a lot actually! I'm just saying Obama hasn't done anything in the last 4 years but raise unemployment, that's just me tho

only a few more days til @poe_hut_ski joins me on the unemployment line!!

I know I will never be unemployed based on the sole fact that Whoopi Goldberg still has a job.

@votermom Temple U student, unemployed, 29 y/o son of small business owner. I thank G.W Bush every day for messing up the economy

Jobless tho....

@bihzad This unemployed thing... So I'll see fewer commits and less email from you?

@richardbranson @VirginGalactic Ive had unemployment thrust upon me with bills to pay like thousands of others ... I would love to afford it

Gotta stop at the unemployment office first

Oh you got a car and you depending on unemployment.. You only goin to school for the check.. you must be really happy

Discrimination against nudists is? QT @Dekinblus @BanTshirts Let one guy do it then everyone will do it and haberdashers will go unemployed

That one annoying girl who is begging for a job. Like Facebook cares she is unemployed.

@GayTyrone Maybe so, but I'm more bothered at this point with showing solidarity with derbyshire unemployed workers centre than that.

If life is just about working and earning money, we are all screwed but if life is about living... I’m never unemployed” #Unemployed

@BlackScholarONL Dixiecrats opposition 2 civil rights, foreign aid, extensions unemployment.

@gidgetmarrison so i was right. Foodstamp collector n unemployed for next 4 years

Work again today, been working 49 hour weeks after being unemployed for 5 months, in other news my band Harbour Season have called it a day.

Gov picture this mass unemployed mass debt masd starvation where you gonna get your wages from then!? Lookk before you leap!!

The way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed

Bored of being off work after 2 days. How do the jobless do this ?!

Hey Parents! I've opened a TweenSitting service while I'm unemployed. Bring your own XBox. #CPS #Strike

Today: unemployment office, Goodwill, Beaverton. Someone come with?

MT @JimPethokoukis 11.2%: Unemployment rate if labor force participation rate was same as when Obama took office Jan '09 #p2 #news #ncpol

but why do losers feel the need to find the balls to try and talk to me. dont worry about me go collect your unemployment

THE FED FEARS HYPERINFLATION NOW...MORE THAN UNEMPLOYMENT..THE JOBS ARE IN ASIA WHERE WALL STREET WANTS THEM...NEXT? $5 GAS...! END GAME!

#TUC12 is trending...what are your thoughts? Should the government prioritise reducing unemployment or more pay for public sector workers?

@coleenmensa if potential doesn't become actuality then what is actuality? A jobless man or a man who has a career - not even just a job

Based upon recent interviews, I am no longer shocked at the high unemployment rate. (maybe next time take off the sunglasses - punk)

I've spent the majority of the afternoon sipping tea &

haha not that i can talk #unemployed #forever

@tom_watson Theres so much unemployment here &

I hate when females be like I'm a stay at home mom. No bitch your UNEMPLOYED!!!

Oh.. my bad. I'll go put on my Sunday best to go to the fucking UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE. #whereeveryonedressestheirbest

Let's ask jobless Americans how they feel about taxpayers making a profit on the AIG bailout.

For all my unemployed followers.. Target is ALWAYS hiring!! And you get insurance as a part-time employee!!

People like that always end up in jail and unemployed.

@RohanHussain1 while you're unemployed, keep yourself entertained t.co/SXi9HvhC

@joshgreenman Any boost new iPhone gives to US GDP will be offset by jobless hipsters blowing $$ on iPhones &

When I die bury me in the unemployment line.

scruff on the bus tells me that 'get payed to sit on my arse at college and do nothing mate your jobless have no teeth and stink #leaveit **

Online Access Increases for Unemployment Services

Good news on unemployment! t.co/z0boonbJ

@pdacosta So jobless Americans don't care about US debt etc?

#TUC idiots worship the era of sustained unemployment, economic decline and trickle up poverty that #Thatcher ended. They are morons.