News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 13

If the labor participation rate was the same as when Obama took office the #unemployment rate would be 11%.

@LionelMedia Just like with the actual unemployment figures, Obama will have his government minions manipulate his Intelligence briefings #'

@TaraMurphy12 Nope I'm unemployed now :-( What are you doing? #letshaveya

People that prefer you unemployed, uneducated and that u don't have other relationships so they'll control u and give you hand-outs. #GetOut

Im glad my mom is a nurse, she'l most likely never be jobless because the world always needs them

@stevenoh88 unemployed student checking in. Hopefully this offer will be on the table once I get a job :) ty so much for the opportunity

Yet another staffing agency. This one smells like a dental office. Prepared for pain. #Jobless

#GroupTherapy: What would you do if your jobless roommate is living rent free? Kick him out, wait, or ____? #BLD - @BJShea

Obama may have created many jobs, but unemployment was 8.3%, almost half of that from Bush. Doesn't count if you can't fill those job spots.

@Vasim__P work ? Where ? Get me a job I'm jobless now !!!!!

Im not sure what we are talking about? Unemployment rates equal unemplyed divided by employed plus unemployed...along those lines

@constantnatalie unemployment is super high Chicago teachers are clearly failing replacing them is a perfect solution #CTU #CTUstrike

Officially unemployed #badfeeling

@bankofannarbor hmmm... at work... I would like to have a job that pays well and appreciates my contributions and time. #a2Jobs #unemployed

@luvmy3suns agreed if I was Chicago I'd fire all of them and replace them in a week unemployment is so high he can have his pick

“@statisticsONS: Latest Labour Market Statistics released at 9:30 tomorrow #ONS” can we expect good news? #jobs #unemployment #GDP

College students, Unemployed or Just need a part-time job hit me up I can direct you in the right place. #MCA t.co/lYZIang1

@Unemployed_Mom You're bringing your son, right? We should find each other so the 4yos will have company. Clinton could speak a long time!

I guess 2012 is the year where people with jobs ask unemployed people for money. I ain't got a dime for you.

Yay finally not jobless !!!

So just bc the unemployment rate fell...doesn't mean the unemployed joined the employed...could mean ppl left the labor force

@EMIMusicUKJobs any possibility of linking with us to offer opportunities to young unemployed people ?

@Kathy_Valentine ---currently unemployed...I do what the state tells me to do at this point.

Reminiscing about when I was unemployed. At least I was able to some work done and the laundry wasn't out of control.

September 24th I'll no longer be #unemployed ** #happytweet

@kjshaff Notice that Single Ppl, Single Parents, and the unemployed are all represented in this debate... Where are the happy families?

Bout to head to this clock in thing and put in wrk..... I remember when I was jobless. GOD IS AWESOME!!!!!!

Paying for the YRT in dimes and nickels #jobless #ilooksosketch

Unemployment is so high because Ryan Seacrest has taken all the jobs!

@pantZonPHIre BTHO employment!! Or unemployment? Job interviews? Whatever... You know what I mean. Lol

@MelanieWF jiiva?? Yup he is busy..not jobless like us..no prob h r nt included!!:P

@cuiiiii I KNOW!!! If only my grade was as jobless as yours..

need a job #unemployed #skint #toomanyhoursintheday

They want to say AA unemployment is 14%. OF COURSE IT IS IF YOUR RESEARCH SAMPLE WAS A POOR AREA!!!!!

Labor force is equal to unemployed plus employed divided the population

@whitleycrum I'd love to except for the fact i'd be jobless when we got back. :/

The reason why Obama decreased unemployment is b.c he made welfare so easy to receive people stopped looking for jobs.

@QadryIsmail unemployed NEPA ravens fan looking to get to a game. never been to the stadium. Can you help?

We should hire back all the laid off teachers and firemen and I bet the unemployment percentage rate will be lowered

@ChiveOnHamilton I second that. Put my first @theCHIVE shirt on and ready to roll, but nothing to do. #unemployed

Am now the stupit, slaggy aaand unemployed pal. #luvbeinme

Think I'm going a bit crazy from being unemployed and done school. Currently making cheesecake cupcakes and banana bread #hungry?

“@HassanTheGooner: @shamila_xo MacBook Pros are the best” mate I can't afford the pro, I'm jobless

I hate outsourcing. I can't understand a word Michael says and Americans are unemployed because of it

Being unemployed is so boring....... Go from 70 hrs a week to 0.

Feeling increasingly bad for the rest of the unemployed in the country, many of whom have less education and fewer resources available. :\

American Equality | Jobless rate requires lots of political spin | American Myth

Does this 1am Harry Potter marathon make me look single, depressed and unemployed? Wait, I'll get my wand....

2 days to Go...

Whats long, black and stinks? The unemployment line! Inappropriate i know but it's quite funny

guys I'm done with class till 4 and I'm just jobless drinking frappuccino

Mfs on strike, crime, poverty n unemployment high as a mf.... I smell a riot cumin #realtalk

Problems of an Unemployed Gamer: Scheduling 2 #RPG at your house on the same day. Oops.

oh that's right, I was unemployed :$

11 years ago today I was unemployed and had stayed up all night playing the new Madden. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

2 olcock in the eveving . . . he must be unemployed.

So im now officially unemployed. Loved working at Dr Martens but it was definitely the right decision to go!

Reagan's unemployment rate was 10.8% in 1982 yet voters gave him a 2nd term to fix the problems. Pres. Obama deserves a 2nd term! #TheView

I have high standards for myself. This can be frustrating when unemployed. :-)

where are all of my unemployed friends whem im off

@soghiton O jobless aren't u?

I work 50+ hours a week without pay to get to a point where I can actually pay myself. Before that, I was unemployed for a year.

@___KISSmyTATS we'd be unemployed my next for real

@dwppressoffice means council staff processin h benefit claims wil be jobless

#lrt for all the pple n Richmond who may be broke or unemployed or both...go out n try to get a job

What if Obama is reelected how long before an economic collapse. #Obamacare, more spending the expansions of the welfare state, unemployed?

@_Kaka_I: Deal or no deal is the saddest shit in the world true talk my brother...that guy is just jobless

@coast1011 any word on if the unemployment office is open??

No Licence + No transport + Jobless + Less family care +No helpful friends +No Hope + No courage + No one by side = USELESS

“@funnychapter: University: just the same as being unemployed but your parents are proud of you.” SO TRUE

I actually have to make myself look decent to go apply for jobs after this class. Poo on life. #jobless #needmoney

@Bourne2Shine that was supposed to say he is doing a shitty job. 16T deficit, over 8% unemployment his whole 4 years. Wasted trillions omg

i've forgot what day it is #unemployment

@AseefaBZ jansar-e- benazir karim khowaja 0444 of dist:Thatta still jobless in the ppp govt .

Lol it's okay I'll start using your money to pay my bills “@Panty_Droppa: @___KISSmyTATS we'd be unemployed my next for real”

Don't 4get OUR SOLDIERS DYING while #Wallstreet &

A really selfish part of me misses having two unemployed parents that could talk to me at any given time.

@Kitlerhill whaaaaat! Unemployed? #anythingelselinedup?

@DustedCratez @Bigblitzburgh @DjErikaB @DJWayneSki @LEEGRANTVA truth...point them niggaz towards the unemployment line

Kinda@estalovelydops: @soghiton O jobless aren't u?

@SamHawkes same! Can't cope still hasn't hit me I'm jobless yet!!?

0% unemployment in Information Security and managers struggling to hire qualified people. This is a recurring theme in the Security Standar…

That's his signature on a lifetime of unemployment papers!!

The economy really is F'd up too a lot of people can't even pay their bills. Theres more unemployed men now then there have been since 1948

In fact, all of you should skip work (ha ha - just kidding, we know you're unemployed) and just get completely wasted all day today!

Workin at night makes u feel unemployed lol

@SimBiMusic haha i dnt rlly hav time to tweet between my sleepin n eatin hours u kno #unemployment lol

I sit at work and daydream about how dope unemployment must be, much like I imagine the unemployed sit at home and daydream about work.

.@realDonaldTrump because someone goes on food stamps doesn't mean they are jobless. There's a lot more in between. Irrelevant tweet.

As an unemployed young man I shouldn't be spending ?200 on 2 pairs of football boots that I don't really need. Oh well.

Unemployment is the greatest thing ever #shitnobodysays @stevelimfor3

Whose hiring? #jobless

Obama Aint Did Shit For Us Folks Still Jobless Loosing Jobs Here And There Smh Yall Just Voting For Em Cause He BLACK! #DoBetter

Ppl out here getting jobs left &

@dbroadhurst Thank you! I really hope so, this unemployment gig is getting stale

“@TigYourIt: @ainsliehogg samsies! Only without the tanning. #jobless #NotDubai t.co/PRtbQCx8” love this licey!!

@BVSTVRD if predictable, foreseeable jobs are repulsive to you, try freelancing.. I mean u cant stay jobless your entire life you know

Fuck yeah. Can work at my job for another semester after I graduate, so I'll have a few months to find a job before I go unemployed.

@davey_blaze jobless niccur..

Need like a freaky friday movie for this. Where me and an unemployed guy make the same exact wish at the same exact time and switch bodies